pentamax
hei you asean perverts
i love you all
>>52017749 #
How do you spell "ko"?
>>52017738 #
Ah then forget it, I thought you know Japanese.
Well I change my example.
>Bapak = father
>Bapak/Pak Anto = Mr. Anto
But it's with grandma instead father. I wonder you know what I mean though. Sukiyem is name.
>>52017961
>>52017749
Tagalog sounds like one of indo local language to me though
>>52017788
>as I become more present now
>I cant see through the pain
>a hollow cut through my veins
>>52017961
>>52018056
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
even my grandma has better internet speed than you
how can i be an asean?
It's been six hours and the rains aint letting up
>>52018056
I bet you live in the Outback with kangaroos
EDGY
D
G
Y
>>52018124
Just bee yourself
>>52018056
>faster than 50% of AU
haha
>>52018124
be asian
>>52018056
This is the alternative ISP that's going to compete with PLDT
Topkek
What did you have for dinner /asean/?
Mine is pic related
PUTANG INA SARAP NG TABA
>>52017972
>How do you spell "ko"?
still "ko"? How do you pronounce "ku"? Is it like cook(ku) or like coke(ko)?
>>52018310
You :3
>>52017961
>>52018056
>suffocation, no breathing
>>52018310
Indomie with egg
>>52018379
What's 2Mbps like?
>>52018195
lmao
>>52018138
literally the center of brisbane
>>52018322
It's like cook(ku), but without "k". Much like how japs spell "く".
>either 20 up and down or 10 up & 50 down
>expensive as shit
such is life in M'laysia
>>52018396
(plus rice)*
>>52018414
Shit. Should be around 6Mbps (still terrible) but come night time it comes to a complete halt because everyone's on Netflix and it congests the network
>>52018379
>Optus
they're known for their awful backhaul, why the fuck would you choose them as an ISP?
>>52018396
>>52018469
Noodles + Rice
Isnt Carbs redundant
>>52018467
SHIT, forgot
>>52018502
yes but we indons dont care
3 on a good day
>mfw visayans keked on any chance of progress
wait until DutDut hears about this fucking tagalogs
no h8
Telstra "4G" coming through
Telstra cable is pretty nice.
Fucking jewish upload though.
so i'm trying to find me a gf
any tips for me?
please give me serious advice
>>52017961
I love you too!
>>52018685
just prank a girl bro and wear a lot of bracelets when you do
>>52018557
Cause you guys are small island keks
Internet infrastructure is terrible for you guys.
>>52018638
Shouldnt you contact your ISP for that issue?
>>52018507
>19Mbps
>94% faster than rest of Malaysia
wow
>>52018638
that's a big download speed
>>52018685
join the isis
>>52018685
be rich
>>52018717
>prank
please elaborate
Indo /muslim/ don't forget maghrib prayer
>>52018749
My parents office is 2Gbps up and down, but they're lecturers at a university.
>>52018685
Bee urself
>>52018770
one gf is enough for me
no need for 72 gfs tbqh
>>52018820
by the time i am rich i would have been a wizard
any shortcut?
>>52018685
love comes from the most unexpected places
>>52018749
Nope, 100/2.4 is all you get.
DOCSIS 3.1 comes in a few years, so I should get much better upload then.
>>52018755
Empat kamu
>yfw nikita mirzani used to be mondok in gontor
>>52019054
kembali ke laptop
>>52019143
who?
does anyone even main him let alone know what the fuck is going on when playing this piece of shit?
>>52019054
Triggered
>>52018939
like 4chan?
>>52018421
>Brisbane
>>52018578
>>52018638
Is Telstra a good ISP?
>>52018056
>>52018379
Please be real
>>52019342
>not using yoshimitsu and then committing sudoku
>>52019756
>not using king and literally combo grabbing a fucker until his anus is completely pulverized to powder
and yeah i main king
>>52019257
you?
Main burung :3
Hey /asean/! I can't wait to vote for the next president of the Philippines!
Fuck dutertards
>>52019958
>dutertards
You mean NPA and Muslims
why is the most shilled president candidate always the bad one?
>>52018379
imagine how much worse aussies would be with fiber internet.
>>52020067
Because mass media.
>>52020020
That would be Alan CucKyetano
Binay is the best presidential candidate as of now, if Roxas wasn't a ABShitCBN retard, I would have voted for him over Binay.
>>52019958
>>52020020
But Mar Roxas said Duterte is the best leader and Binay is a thief
>>52019177
"no"
>>52019368
Bagus
>>52020228
>Binay is the best presidential candidate as of now
t. Jojo Binay
>>52020259
This is propaganda. Davao is like an overrated city of Jolo, in reality, it's populated by dirty mudshits and dirty malay terrorists who would bomb the fuck out of Davao if dutertard doesn't please them with their demands.
People are just living in terror, therefore earning the title of having "the most """""disciplined""""" people in the Philippines". Binay and Roxas can rule better than dutertard.
AIS 4G
>>52020461
Spotted the dutertard
>BUBUBUBUT HE WILL SHOOT CRIMINALS PERSONALLY
You probably have never been into Makati. You can shut the fuck up before you say something stupid. Fuck your Tulfo 2.0, retard.
So, when can all this flip related retarded politics stop. I mean how long are guys going to fucking keep this up. Please stop the flip-centric thread already.
>>52020530
>He told Reuters two new army divisions would be formed to tackle security threats if he replaces President Benigno Aquino in the election in May.
>Duterte said the new army units would not be used against Maoist guerrillas or Muslim rebels.
>Mabuhay ang NPA
>>52020633
Then hide our posts, you dumbfuck. Do I have to teach you personally how to hide posts? Use your fucking brain.
>>52020688
But why should I hide posts when you can stop posting? Why should I step down while you guys continue your reign? You're the one who should stop making the thread shitty.
>>52020659
This is why you should NEVER vote for dutertard. Everything about his extrajudicial killings published all over the internet are just PR made by his drones from Davao. Wake up, people!
bagi cendol dong gan
>>52020530
Its a gimmick You'll get 7mil if you qualify there's like 14 of that seal in Bicol alone.
>>52020778
We are the majority, piss off Najib
is burger sandwich?
>>52020778
Give us Sabah and we will stop
>>52020839
You should make your own /pinoy/ thread and stop posting in an /asean/ thread. It's fucking retarded to make a an /asean/ thread to discuss flip shit.
>>52020836
the city will get 5mil and the region will get 3mil, I think?
kerang bulu
>>52017788
>tfw live in an English viillage
>tfw lived with years of 5 down 0.8 up shitty broadband
>71% slower than the rest of GB
>BT upgrades the line the other month
>pic related and 75% faster than the rest of GB
>>52020791
>>52020836
>>52020885
>we wuz peaceful and shiett
Okay listen, you fucking retarded of a Malaysian.
If you're not going to do the most convenient way of ignoring our posts, then go ahead, but you should as well stop crying about being outnumbered by pinoy posters unless you invite your loser friends to post on 4chan with you so you can have /asean/ as your personal hugbox. It's just one function that 4chan can provide to crybabies like you AND YET you'd rather whine all over the internet.
Cry me a fucking river, why don't you?
>>52017993
>how do you spell ko?
you mean pronounce? same as こ. if that's what you mean.
>>52017669
if Sukiyem-baa is Mr.Sukiyem, then Sukiyem-baa-san is Mister Mr.Sukiyem?
according to your example, it would be, Ginoong Sukiyem, in our common language.
>>52019342
Seems to me the capoeira characters reward button mashers, when both players are not EVO tier
>>52020941
Or you can stop being a fucking retard, stop posting like a fucking retard and make the whole /asean/ thread look dumb as shit. It's not like you guys are posting any relevant shit anyway. Just make a /pinoy/ thread and lets see if it can reach the bump limit in one day.
>live in an irrelevant city in the south
>no crime, no drugs (that's for Muntinlupa junkies), no degenerates (that's for Cavitengots and Paranaquediots), no silly killings
>mayor doesn't brag about it
>>52020606
>>52020926
Why are ISPs not giving you guys equal DL and UL speed
>>52019342
>not maining Josie Rizal
wew lad
>>52020969
ah yes, I mean pronounce.
>Sukiyem-baa-san is Mister Mr.Sukiyem
No, sukiyem-baa-san is (grandmother) Sukiyem.
婆(baa/baba) = grandmother.
>>52021117
It's very rare here.
>>52021094
Tbf you can go to almost any small city here and have this "safe city" and that's without muh dutdut treatment.
i don't understand why muslims keep embarrassing themselves with stupid shits like pic related.
what are they even trying to gain since this kind of movie is too lacking in terms of intellectual value for educated groups (including muslims themselves) while too heady for most uneducated muslims at the same time (assuming uneducated non-muslims won't give 2 shit about these kind of movie)
>>52021440
>i don't understand why muslims
>muslims
There's your problem
>>52021094
Because the mayor's long dead, buddy. His wife is just riding in his husband's fame
>>52021440
Indon film is always like that anon.
>>52021440
>bangga
Did they throw themselves in front of a bus/truck?
>>52021262
gotdamn indon. you better clarify what language you are using, I assumed that baa is a shortcut for Bapak.
if Female, it's Ginang Sukiyem. (Ms. Sukiyem)
male is Ginoong Sukiyem. (Mr. Sukiyem)
>>52021467
your meme wont satisfy my curiosity unfortunately.
seriously, who the fuck they even are tring to pander to?
>>52021440
>Muslim
>native*
>>52021473
That's whats weird the fact that they have to brag about and prove its safe tells me there is something wrong to begin with.
>>52021436
>Tbf you can go to almost any small city here and have this "safe city"
Cainta isn't safe
San Jose del Monte isn't safe
Vigan isn't safe
and cities in Masbate isn't safe
Your statement is only agreeable within the vicinity of Aklan, but we're talking about the whole Philippines here and that is wrong. Just because it isn't published in media doesn't mean nothing's going wrong in smaller cities. Did you even know that Cainta is one of the Philippines largest concentration of drug trafficking? And Cainta is small, in fact, it only have around 200k population.
>>52020941
N E W F A G
E
W
F
A
G
http://beta.speedtest.net/result/4909106276
>>52021545
Ugh, let me correct myself.
Mrs. is Ginang while Ms. is Binibini I think.
>>52021616
>Vigan isn't safe
But m-muh solid north...
>>52021598
>>52021516
now that you mentioned, i also remember that protestants also tends to create stupid ftv and short series like this.
wtf is wrong with this country
>>52021545
I already said that I use Japanese for comparison though. :^
So you don't have honorifics for older people? Thanks anyway.
>>52021637
Girl is Pempawan
Boy is Lalaki
We say thank you by "Tery Maksi"
Open door is "Pasok sa pinto"
>>52021616
I said almost. those are really bad examples. Subic, Clark and Baguio would have been better.
And the fact that Davao fags seems to only retradly compare themslves to muh imperial manila.
>>52021440
translation when? Is this a religious movie? Ultra religious moviemakers tend to be bad most of the time. They're clouded with the shoving of religious ideas than making a good movie.
>>52021722
>Girl is Pempawan
Perempuan
>Boy is Lalaki
Lelaki
>We say thank you by "Tery Maksi"
Terima kasih (makasih for the slang)
>Open door is "Pasok sa pinto"
Buka pintu
>tfw too late to buy ticket for the final
>tfw none of my friends want to watch since their team were knocked out already
>tfw watched alone in comfy cold weather
such mix feelings qt.
>>52021794
We are proud for being Muhammadiyah.
>>52021704
it's still confusing doe because you used a non japanese name, it got me confused.
Ginang, Ginoo, and Binibini are honorifics. same as -san and -sama for the nips.
>>52021722
Interesting.
>>52021722
what language is that?
>Open door is "Pasok sa pinto"
buksan ang pinto
Is Felix Manalo a good film?
>>52021738
That's the point. You say almost when there are a lot of cities in the Philippines that are as equally unsafe as Manila.
>>52021890
1000000/10
t. not INC
>>52021817
>Open door is "Pasok sa pinto"
You're supposed to say "Pintu Masuk"
Who wants to be the little girl?
BERSATULAH WAHAI BANGSAKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vxmIZn-4R4
>>52022005
t. sex tourist
We want you to fuck off
>>52021094
I like how in denial we are "oh that's in that city'
>>52021616
When I said "safe city" I mean it in meme way where we deny shit.
>>52021869
Ah sorry then.
Do you have "-nii" or "-nee"?
We have "kakak" (usually use "kak" when become title(?)) for that.
>kakak = older brother/sister
>kakak Asuka = Asuka-nee-(san/chan/sama/etc)
>kakak Shuu = Shuu-nii-(san/chan/sama/etc)
>>52021794
its religious movie though they're tried to make it subtle, nothing worth watching since they cannot leave the dreaded "compromises" that leaves this movie so cliche, linear, boring, and easily relatable to 9 year olds children ideal.
the prodducers and directors need to get some balls and add some kind of practical ideal and grittiness into it. i mean, its not that hard to find muslims that become apostate after such attacks, if they really want to know the ties between western ideals and islam, why not interview them instead? they make it obvious that they are pandering to sensitive muslim viewer by making the westerner viewed as ignorant
>>52021890
>>52021935
Movie of the decade
>>52022090
>>52022044
>>52021898
>>52021738
>>52021616
>>52021615
>>52021473
>>52021436
>>52021094
I don't understand why you faggots are arguing
Here are the truths:
People are not nice
The world is not safe
Life is not fair
>>52021937
Pintu masuk is entrance, anon. I don't know in Malay though.
>>52021882
>what language is that?
What the fuck, I have been here in 4chan even way before /int/ has been created and you don't even know what language I speak?
Pro-tip: I was born somewhere in a secessionist province on what people call nowadays "bansam murruh" and we speak language closer to Bihasang Indo and Bihasang Malaya
>>52022185
INCIDF was in full force I guess
>>52022005
did you know that you can always fuck 12 yo legally in phillipines?
>>52022218
The same.
>>52022005
Nah I want to be slutty girl instead.
>>52021440
>muhammadiyah
>muslim
Hello I'm a girl; AMA.
DAE here is a girl?
>>52022331
>you have a dream
>>52022131
no probs.
>nii/nee
in tagalog, it is:
Kuya = older brother
>Kuya Kanor
Ate = older sister
>Ate Ligaya
>>52022409
>Kanor
>Ligaya
>>52022313
Only if you're 17-12yrs old
>>52018638
IS TELSTRA A GOOD ISP PLEASE RESPOND
>>52022530
>adopting an ISP with zero infrastructure in the country
You must be a kek
>>52022372
its not this single case, there's this kind of stupid shit every year.
for example: "99 cahaya di langit eropa" ("99 spot of lights on european sky" for you flips)
did they seriously thinks that they can potray one ideal as darkness and lights for the other? this is no 2008 , there isn't lot of muslims are into this kind of crap anymore
>>52022582
>>52022372
They are totally tsundere
>>52022530
Telstra is alright as an ISP but they are a fucking ripoff, you will pay heaps more than other ISPs
They are the monopoly telco here.
>>52022388
T-there's reincarnation, right?
Can I ask them to make me girl for my next life? So I can be a slutty girl in my next life.
>>52022582
It's more like a cult, that's why they made movie to attract more people towards them, just like what INC did in Philippines.
>>52022582
what happened in 2008?
also >current year
>>52022409
Then we basically almost have same honorific.
>>52019674
For mobile coverage Telstra is the best as they have full coverage of the country and offer best speeds. They are pretty pricy though. For internet tpg is best
>>52022855
>full coverage of the country
"no"
Good coverage where people love, yes
Also TPG are gr8 m8, cheap and works fine
>>52022372
>he's a NU supporter
Live*
>>52022825
internet become extremely mainstream, there is no excuse for ignorance anymore
>>52022807
exactly why they embarrassing themselves by publicizing it, its as pathetic as "God is (not) Dead"
>>52020530
>I've never been to Davao: the post
It's chill as fuck and there are 0 Muslims there. Dutdut has done a fantastic job cleaning up the place
>>52022952
t. Du30's bastard son
>>52022952
Since when dutdut have a shiller from Aussie?
>>52022834
I find indon speak similar to ilokano, dialect that's being used in northern luzon.
>>52022733
> reincarnation
First, you have to become buddhist, follower of shinto or believe the god of ANIMU
>>52022952
LOOK AT THIS SHILL HOLY SHIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WOWWWWWWWWWW
How about I pay your trip so you can see what Makati is like compared to your shithole Davao?
>>52023155
>ganito kami sa Makati
>>52023061
Which is interesting since our standard accent is adapted from Sundanese accent that the central of civilization was on the mountain.
>>52023091
>Shinto
Amaterasu looks like a based god though.
>>52023247
>standard accent is adapted from Sundanese accent
lmao, bullshit, suck my dick sundashit cunt, we never adopted your slave accent
>>52022373
wanna be my gf?
hey indons
Is that true you guys say "campur" as a word means mix?
We have a word "campun" which means mix, as well.
GOALLLL
SELANGOR 1 - 0 KEDAH
>>52023532
yes it's true
>>52023532
Yes jap anon.
>>52023532
true
>>52023584
LAN PET PET BTFO
>>52023091
>vacation to japan, saw a shrine uphill.
>entered through the torii
>went to the chozubachi to do the ceremonies, but I accidentally drank the water, which tasted rich btw.
>went straight to the shrine and unintentionally suprised the people that were already there. greeted them with konbanwa even if it's still early in the morning. feels so baka 2bh
>I dunked a 500 en coin in the saisenbako then I rang the suzu like I'm selling an ice cream. >was saying my prayers loudly, some baka native who was behind me clapped 2 times. I don't know why but I thought to myself that he was moved by my prayers.
>on my way out, shaked the hand of the native and gave him a wink. he looks mad but maybe that's just his face.
>enjoyed the rest of the day knowing that I was blessed and made everyone around me happy.
so, am I a shintoist now?
>>52023623
LMAO JANNA NICK BTFO
>>52023650
>dunked a 500 en coin in the saisenbako
you are rich baka pinoy
splendid
>>52023569
o-ok ;_;
PURGE XENO SCUM
>>52023783
you didn't answer my question senpai (not f.am)
>>52023595
>>52023614
>>52023616
oh really?
How do you guys call this meal?
We call it campur mesi or mesi campur
>>52024083
That looks like nasi campur to me desu
T. Not indonesian
>>52024083
nasi campur
Nasi = cooked rice btw
>>52024083
mesi? you mean nasi?
nasi=rice
some people call it Nasi Campur, but i call it Nasi Rames desu
>>52024083
omnivore's bibimbap
>>52022373
So am I. Fancy meeting chu here :3
[spoiler]CRAWLING IN MY SKIN[/spoiler]
>>52024203
rice=mesi in Japanese :)
we call mixed noodle or rice with many side dish "campon" or "campur".
>>52024339
oh i didn't know, sorry jap-anon
>>52024276
Stop pretending to be a girl
I will ask a gril out soon
Wish me luck pls lads
>>52024276
you're ugly
>>52024399
B-But it's fun ;_;
>all these mobile posters
normies GTFO pls
>>52024431
Remember be confident anon. Don't be awkward. Remember to let your voice out and be yourself.
>>52024083
>>52024339
Does it "gohan"?
>>52024431
would you ever date a mainlander?
>>52024469
>not posting on 4chan and doing other stuff (watching anime,playing vidya,etc) at the same time
>>52024083
>>52024203
>campun=campur
>mesi=nasi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxz7CYkQltE
it doesn't matter what your colour
>>52024579
I'm blue skin.
>>52024431
Rule of Dating in the future:
Always remember male privilege(you have more advantages over her)
NEVER forget to ask for consent whenever you want to do something around her or it would be rape.
i.e; "Before offering to take you out, do you consent to this?"
" I need to empty my bladder so I need to leave for the toilet, do you consent to this?"
REMEMBER to ask Straight White men to check their privilege if they are around as chivalry.
DON'T say anything bad about feminism
i.e; "While I support the equal rights of men and women, I feel that the so called third wave feminism is destroying the female identity"
"I support rights for men and women thus I'm an egalitarian"
ASK for date's preferred gender pronoun before addressing the person.
i.e; "How may I address you? Ma'am? Sir, Xir, Nir...etc"
>>52024455
Now let's see how well you fare.
>>52024533
>playing vidya
you're wasting your time, you degenerate
>>52024492
gohan means rice or meal
It's same meaning of mesi
>>52024732
Johanna Ismael Celis
Anons do men usually ask women out or women ask the men out?
>>52024810
>vidya is a waste of time
It's not if you enjoy it,m8.
>>52024849
is this what anime can do to you?
>>52024840
isn't it meshi? not that it matters doe, just kind of strange.
>>52024849
Man. Women have a pride to being asked, you know.
>>52024533
What are you playing?
>>52024927
Nasi pronounces as なし though. So meshi or mesi doesn't matter.
>>52024564
pottery
>>52024849
Men ask women out, silly. Come on, we are saudara serumpun, you should know this shared culture.
>>52024951
>>52024849
sometimes the girl will let you know somehow that they like you, but you still have to do the asking.
>>52024849
I ask men out. I'm one of the few less prideful ones.
>>52025148
slut
>>52024927
yeah, you're right
precise pronunciation is meshi
sometime we pronounce it like messi
>>52025148
>"pre, punta ko CR. Sama ka?"
>>52024951
>>52025077
>>52025105
The fuck man. Is this the reason none of you have gf? I mean why the fuck should the men ask? How do you even know when to ask? Fuck that.
>>52024972
Currently playing lost planet 2 right now.
Game's pretty fun,desu.
shame about the multiplayer using GFWL, though.
>>52025105
>the girl will let you know somehow that they like you
Still too subtle to me desu.
>>52025201
No
Why not?
That's what makes it challenging, anon.
>>52025201
>How do even know when to ask
>What is "Kode"?
Sure anon, just wait. Im sure girls will hover over you like vultures..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz7cF0HI8nY
have a good night big guys
>>52025311
It's not that I want girls to hover around me anon but I usually don't actively seek out friendship from girls so doing something like that could actually break me and stop interacting with any girl. I once stop outside a shop without going in because I was to shy to talk to people.
>>52025399
Are you the Elliot Anon?
>>52025148
TANGINA BAKLA
>>52024482
Thanks m8 I'll try my best
>>52024531
Taiwan is better
>>52024732
Thanks m8 I will remember to check my privileges twice daily
>>52025174
Why can't a woman ask a man out without being called a slut?
>>52025200
>para saan? tigataktak ng tite mo pagkatapos mong umihi?
>>52025399
>I once stop outside a shop without going in because I was to shy to talk to people.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>52025148
B A N D U N G
A
N
D
U
N
G
>>52025738
kontol
>looking for 3D gf in 21 century
why you guys have so old fashioned idea
>>52025760
Memek
>>52025788
You want to be my gf anon.
>>52025682
doesn't matter who ask first, all women are basically slut.
but slutty girls are my favourite
>>52025788
actually, most of us are cute 2D girls.
>>52025760
Oh, straight to the point ey? Come and get some then bb
>>52025922
>but slutty girls are my favourite
>>52025788
There is still some tradition left
I give my country 15 year before us finishes its cultural cukolding
>>52025788
Actually we're just pretending to like 3DPD.
>>52026056
Lee Kuan Yew said Taiwan became too democratic and that it is tearing its society apart.
kontol masukin memek enak gan
