IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR.
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY, WE LIVE RIGHT NEXT TO SPAIN AND FRANCE. WE'RE NOT THAT FAR AWAY FROM THE UK.
WE'RE MORE UNDEVELOPED THAN ALL OF AFRICA COMBINED, WE HAVE NO RIGHTS TO FREE SPEECH. OUR SUICIDE RATES ARE THE HIGHEST IN THE WORLD, AS ARE OUR RATES IN POVERTY, HOMICIDE, MASS SHOOTINGS, TERRORISM, RAPE, SLAVE OWNERSHIP, INBREEDING, OBESITY, AIR POLLUTION, DIRT IN TAP WATER, OPEN DEFECATION IN THE STREETS, METH ADDICTION, MUSLIM IMMIGRANTS, HOMOSEXUALITY, CANCER AND AIDS
MEANWHILE, OUR LIFE EXPECTANCY RATES ARE THE LOWEST, AS ARE OUR RATES IN AVERAGE I.Q., LITERACY, WHITE SKIN, HEIGHT, INTERNET SPEED AND AVERAGE DICK SIZE.
WAKE ME UP.
blame the amerifats...
>t. Alberto Barbossa
Thanks for starting the Age of Discovery, faggots. You've done your part and you can die now. What happened in 1580 should never have been undone.
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>>52012457
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52012407
hol up'
>nonwhiteugal
>>52012407
Maybe you shouldn't behave like a bunch of lazy, sex obsessed, degenerate nigs. We still reap the benefits of our Puritan Calvanist past
WE
>>52012407
You got paella going for you.
I guess that's something.
>>52012407
Total shit skin here but I pass as Portuguese so all the shit I do is blamed on you guys.
>>52012733
When I travel abroad.
MOORZ
>>52012702
>YOU FUCKING THIRD WORLD COUNTRY
EXACTLY, THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM. IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FIRST WORLD.
>>52012407
lol I like you budy
>>52012762
Southern Europe is always shit compared to Northern Europe.
Compare Albania to Estonia if you want a communist edition of the same thing.
>>52012407
t. alberto barbosa
>>52012407
I used to dominate as the Portuguese on age of empires. This shit would never happen if I ran your country. (I would take your qts as tribute though, fuck what Machiavelli thinks).
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>52012566
THIS IS ALBERTO BARBOSA, NOT THAT BLACK GUY!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
t. NOT ALBERTO BARBOSA
i always thought poortugal was pretty comfy, can't you live very cheaply there? or is it that there's zero (0) neetbux?
>>52012894
NEETs are shot on sight over here, the only way to escape is to play soccer.
>>52012855
I only realized OP was talking about Portugal because he said he was near to Spain, otherwise I would've thought he was talking about USA.
Stop it with this /v/ meme and stop falseflagging with a Portuguese flag, you filthy aussie.
>>52012407
t. Alberto Barbossa
>>52012855
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>52012566
WUZZ
MOORz N SHIT
You know nothing about unfair fate
Just be like me. I am effectively a fifth world nation with a life expectancy of 49, so I shitpost endlessly to vent.
And Sweden, France, Britain and Canada get tons of flak (with relentless and microscopic examination of their politics) despite being among the best nations on the planet.
>>52012407
>spain
>france
>>52015645
Palestine, what is wrong with your flag colors?
>>52015561
Yeah it's fucked, but atleast we don't have any muslims here. If communism didn't happen, we would be much richer but there would be a shitload of immigrants here like in Austria.
>>52015561
at least you still have white country thx to communism
