>watch american comedy show
>fap joke out of nowhere, guy says “I gotta get the lube”
>didn’t understand it
>see this joke in many other shows as well
>decide to go deeper
>find out murritards mutilate their babies’ dicks so they have to use lube to masturbate
>laugh my ass off
YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>christian
>still cut his dick to be more like his jewish overlords
fuckin' ay americans
>>52000336
they do it in south korea too
>be american
>be uncircumcised
>don't get this joke either and just assumed they want a wet fap
>>52000278
so, how many american comedy shows do you actually watch?
>>52000278
They do that in Australia and Canada too, fucking savages.
Cutfags be jelly as fuck
>>52000477
no we don't
>>52000278
>Have to use lube
Da fuck? I'm a cutfag and I've never needed lube
>>52000509
Pic related
Looks like an Anglo thing. So glad I wasn't subjected to such a backwards "culture" growing up.
>americuts will defend THIS
>>52000629
>Canacuts
>Auscuts
>be american baby
>give tip
>>52000629
>anglo thing
>uk is blue
more like you exerting your cultural influence onto them
>>52000820
Brits started the whole thing though, they just stopped before it got popular.
>>52000857
>Brits
lol no
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg
>>52000857
Any source on that senpai?
>>52000629
>20-80%
>>52000820
They used to do it, but when they implemented the NHS the government decided there was no reason to do it and people didn't want to pay out of their own pocket to do it, so the practice just died off. Also the rate dropped in America when medicaid (I think it was medicaid at leas)/insurance stopped covering it.
>>52000932
>>52000936
This guy officially came up for the "reason" apart from masturbation.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Hutchinson
>>52001013
>mobile posters
at least remove the fucking .m you dumbass
>>52000994
You're half cut half not. Most of those not cut are Asians, white Canadians are cut far more often.
It's ok to be upset cutty ;)
>>52001089
Except for French Canadians. It was never popular in Quebec.
>>52000539
Yeah this, I have no fucking clue what anyone is talking about when they talk about this.
I thought lube was all about just a better feeling, more like a pussy, not some requirement because you apparently can't fap without it.
>>52000278
>was circumcised at a very young age
>never ever got dick pain despite masturbating every day without lube
>mfw there are kekolds out there who need lubricant
>>52000767
underrated
>>52000936
those butterfaces are disgusting
>>52001950
can you please stop posting this picture?
>>52000677
You might think this is rare but the average American really is this fucking clueless.
>>52000677
kek maybe surgeon peeled off his dick like a banana
>>52001203
>Circumcised at birth
>masturbate basically every day for a decade without lube
>one day vein in my dick stays engorged and I freak out
>google it
>"lube will fix it"
>it fucking does
>never masturbate without it again
>>52000336
catholic and my parents still mutilate my dick
>>52003046
>Indonesia
Shit man you'd be lucky if you WEREN'T mutilated, isn't it basically universal there?
>>52000278
>had to circumcise my dick because of medical reasons at the age of 7
>wake up after the surgery
>anesthesia starts to wear off
>in such pain I literal start to throw up
And let me tell you, not many things come close to seeing how your dick looks like right after circumcision.
>>52003046
>Indonesia
>>52000278
And all because of ignorance which makes it an American tradition through and through.
I had to get cut on account of phimosis, otherwise I would have had a whole penis. The worst part is I'm left with a horrible bumpy scar, I guess they fucked up or something.
>>52003196
you basically cannot marry until you chop your dick off
>>52000767
Clever
Bit off topic but this thread should be on /b/ either way,
Do Americans really take off their coats when they enter a supermarket?
>>52000278
It was a secret for me for my entire childhood, why the hell do they use lube. Then my father bought me a ZyXel modem, I went to a random chat ank asked: 'For what purpose, guys?" The answer shaked me to the core.
>>52000629
>serbia
>>52000677
>muh praying goes to ya
>>52003547
I'm not sure if it's banter or what.
>>52003746
>>52003547
Lel. Where did you guys here that?
We take our coats off if we enter small stores with a coat hanger (barber shop).
>>52003843
>here
>>52003843
I didn't get it anywhere, was wondering either. It's natural to take off your coat in a barber shop or if you wear something super warm in a scold weather then enter a heated shop. It can be pretty cold haere in February, people take off their coats and put them into shopping carts.
Why do cut people need lube to fap? Like honestly, I'm circumcised and I have no trouble doing it dry.
>>52000629
>20-80%
what the fuck is this shit
>>52004172
>>52000539
>I'm different guise ;_;
>>52004193
/int/ statistics™
>>52000278
>>52000629
>ausfags cut their dicks
Why I'm not surprised?
