/Culture Pals/ Shitposting is haram edition
Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, etc.
interpals.net
OP pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH
Old Bread:
>>51946310
>>51946310
>>51946310
OY VEYYYY
http://www.interpals.net/Leaalou
does it say when people block you?
Third for Mongolia
>>51998838
>does it say when people block you?
Nope, the only way to find about it is visiting the person's profile and check if you can still view the profile.
>>51998838
yeh, just go to their page
Something for showing qts your pussy.
Seventh for She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
>>51998872
Has anyone here even talked to anyone from Mongolia?
Ada Selten
>>51999261
There aren't even that many Mongolians on IP in the first place. I'm too afraid to message one since I wouldn't want them to think that I'm some dirty mongolboo.
>>51999444
Trips for Ada
>>51999509
>I'm too afraid to message one since I wouldn't want them to think that I'm some dirty mongolboo.
Lmao I don't think they would think that. Just message them and say you're interested in their country.
>>51999509
But anon you're already their cousin.
>>51999261
Mfw everytime someone posts this I'm not sure whether they talk about Mongols or Finns
>qt tells me to get whatsapp
>never give out my number
>decide to add her
>goes offline and doesnt read whatsapp message
nigga
>>51999770
I was talking about actual Mongols
>>51999964
Forget the Mongolians
>tfw soon there will be a lucky 999999 poster
>>52000089
Bloody hell, missed it completely
>>51998544
17th for not being able to take the bants
>>52000089
too late
>>51999885
Ruskie QT asks for WhatsApp, hasn't logged on for week. The tears.
>>52000217
This cunt was russian too
>>52000217
>Ruskie qt asked for WA
>didn't add me
I think there is an issue with my number desu, someone else also couldn't add me last week. But maybe they just have to update their contacts
>tfw got a view from Cambodia
Rare flag desu
>>52000285
Are we Canucks being keked?
>>52000335
Nah she hasn't been on IP to see my response giving her number.
Maybe its time to find another Russian.
>>52000561
c .u. c k ed > keked? ok then.
>>52000561
She saw my response on IP saying I added her
>Didnt read the WA message
I dont like WA because I cant make my usual avatars my avatar on there because of >REAL contacts
>>52000595
Word filters family
Fucking hell, asking for pity messages like this. I actually got annoyed.
>>52000890
Ask. I want to know.
>>52000890
If I pulled you out of that chair, would you die?
>>52001232
/tylerbrowne50
Ask him yourself, I'm not interested tbqh.
>>52001349
he's from here, you monster
>>52001349
check your bipedal privilege
>>52001303
Tell me, why does he sit in the chair?
>>52001349
Says he's not in a wheelchair?
>>52000890
>>52001880
Maybe it's a shitty pickup line.
What are some good topics of conversation to ask your qt?
We already discussed movies, music, and what we are studying
>>52003449
'sup bitch'
>>52003449
The Jewish Problem
>>52002234
I don't see it. Explain.
>>52003449
The Muslim Problem
>>52003714
Well, the punchline probably comes when asked "why?"
>helis promises to respond if I message
>I message
>she doesn't respond
I respect that desu
>>51998749
lel she viewed my profile a few days ago, time to die.
>>52003836
How would you turn that into a pickup line?
>>52003449
I talk about all sorts. Favourite foods, sports, travelling, lifestyles, families, pets. Just random stuff like whether they prefer cities or countryside, and trying to see what kind of a person they are. Also what their feet smell like.
>>52003990
Fuck if I know.
>>52003449
All she speaks to me is about jews and Israel, kinda sucks desu.
>>52004080
>Also what their feet smell like.
Why are there so many footfags in these threads?
anyone here willing to take care of a lonely, cute and dirty malaysian girl? she's really lonely and hurt and wants an online boyfriend, lots of phone sex and stuff like that
it would be like a dream girl for some of the autists on this site, but she's way too clingy for me
>>52004211
Now I need to know!
>>52004505
I don't want to talk to your fake account Pablo
>>52004505
Reminds me of someone who started messaging me. What's her prof?
>>52004601
I'm probably wrong, it might not be a pickup line. Maybe he's just trying to get attention.
Which is the older age i should aim for?
21 y.o. here
>>52006081
Depends what you mean by "aim for". I'm the same age and I wouldn't message anyone under 17. I don't message anyone first though.
What's with western/european women on IP?
>Message euro girls, most just look at my message and profile and ignore
>Message eastern/asian girls and most will at least reply
Fuck european women 2bh, they think they're better than everyone else I guess
>>52006287
Well, i am sure, 35 years old women will not be interesed in me, and i know i have a chance with 21 years old women, but i am not sure in the middle of that age range where the "no chances" starts
>>52006602
My bad, I didn't realise you meant older women. I wouldn't bother with over 30, but you'd be surprised how many older women are into younger men.
why do only black grills message me
>>52006436
They're not desperately looking for a Green Card.
>>52007181
That and the fact that Europeans like to sit on their high horse and look down upon everyone else
>>52007278
I don't in fact i love everyone.
Went to America once and it was great, would love to go back.
>>52007131
Dude, they're objectively one of the best qts, you may not like their physically appearance (subjective), but besides that i'd say they are the best you can get
>>52007181
Not just the Green Card actually 2bh. I am a 3rd worlder but asians will mostly likely message just by visit8ng their profile, while euro girls usually take a few days to reply if you message rhem(and thats if they do reply)...
/PlayfulBeauty
>>52007431
Well most Europeans do but there are some like you that don't and you're one of the good ones that I like.
>>52007622
Is that your qt?
>>52007131
>tfw no black qts
>>52007181
I use the site for non dating purposes, and still they don't reply. It's like if I don't use the perfect string of words and sentences of magic they give you nothing.
Maria_r123
Finnish cunt
>>52010288
Tell her you would motorboat those tits back to Mongolia
>>52010333
She didn't respond to me. Someone unlock those babies.
>>52010370
Screen cap your message, I don't believe you
ded ;_;
>>52012620
Yeah.
>>52012620
>>52012641
How's everyone's qts doing?
I don't understand what this site is
>>52012677
They good.
Can you also find qt boys on this site ?
fuck this site.
Now I just have this qt latina call me every fucking night and make me feel depressed knowing we'll probably never be together.
How do you senpaitachi deal with the long distance relationship feels?
>>52013487
Don't get into a long distance relationship. Unless one of you actually have a plan to move together soon.
>>52012900
Yeah you can if that's your thing
>>52012900
r u a grill?
Good morning senpais
>>52014577
Hey German.
I'm that one Sperg. But tell me what you think of this
I'm talking to Italian friend who I'm meeting in 2 weeks. She mentions that she requested work off the day I'm in her town. I asked "so your boyfriend is cool with us hanging out?" She said yes she has nothing to hide. I joke and say "I hope you hid our texts" cause of how lewd we've been. She says he's seen everything. Says he trusts her. But "we make take a break or breakup soon" but that her boyfriend completely trusts her and understands that it means a lot to her for her to meet me. And he's ok with it.
So what is the deal? I assume she wants to fuck? Because I can't imagine a guy being ok with the things I've said to his girlfriend.
>>52014688
I don't know but he's a çuçker
>>52014815
I'm testing the waters right now.
I said "so... I guess you won't be teaching me how 'Italians are the best kissers?'"
She said "do you want me to teach you that? Ahaha"
>>52014688
Lmao this guy is a Kek
>>52015077
Thanks ameribro. I'm aware of this
>>52015077
>>52014815
She just told me that she wants to teach me how Italians do it.
>>52015399
Sounds like you're in then
>>52015929
I am. I'm happy.
>>52015077
Seems like he just doesn't give a fuck
>>52016015
Good for you bran and good luck when you meet her
Why would you even bother getting lewd after learning she has a bf? I'd just move on. Grats if something happens though I guess.
>>52016202
Thanks
>>52016208
We were getting lewd before I found out
>>52016388
Fair enough then. I'd probably drop her after finding out but I suppose persevering paid off.
>>52016388
That already basically means she either lives in an open relationship or wants out
>>52013705
I haven't made an account yet, but browsing the people online I've seen some pretty cute guys. I wonder if they get as many messages as women.
>>52013784
No :^)
>tfw qts ignore you
>>52016817
>I wonder if they get as many messages as women.
Most likely not
>>52016874
Great. Is it considered acceptable to contact people even if you are not learning their language, and they are not learning yours ?
Because I saw a Russian guy that was so cute and feminine he probably got bullied for it. But I don't speak Russian, have no plan of learning it, and I don't know if he's learning French. I do like Russian litterature though, maybe I can use that to open the conversation.
And there's no way to know if he's interested in men, but that's the everyday struggle of gay or bi men everywhere.
Of course I'm assuming people don't just put "Btw, I'm gay" on their profile.
>tfw qt says she can't stop at your photo
Suits do magic brothers.
>>52017359
Yes. It's fine. Just be forward about why you're messaging them, or say you're gay on your profile. It's annoying when gay people message you without being honest about why.
>>52017359
>Is it considered acceptable to contact people even if you are not learning their language, and they are not learning yours
No, just message whoever you want, the site isn't just about language learning, it's for pretty much anything
>Tfw grill who is 16 (aka 8 years younger than you, but she's packing t&a) messages me at 2am saying "everyone else is so boring, why don't you come online more?"
Imagine not having game
>>52018087
Teen girls best girls
>have bantz and fun time with girl on skype
>suddenly doesn't answer anymore
>ask how its going
>"a bit busy"
>says nothing more for an entire week
>>52018087
What country is she from?
>>52018317
You'll get over it
>>52018238
This desu, what a stupid world we live in though, it would legal for me to bang her (here, or in her country) but not for her to send me nudes.
>>52018401
Nothing will happen
Go for it lad
>>52018490
I'd rather take the holiday to Scandinavia than the 10 year holiday to prison.
>>52018569
People itt are such babbies scared of literally nothing
>>52019233
Hello Mr RCMP officer, nice try but you won't trick me today
>>51998544
So, colin wuz a king and sheit?
I miss our bixx bro. Never spaghetti(
>>52019773
rejoin chat faggot
>>52017359
are you in paris? id fuck ur boipussy if ure cute
She replied
why are taiwanese so cute
>>52021837
holy shit nice handwriting desu
>>52021837
That hand writing is comfy as fuck
Do Asians have superior eye-hand coordination? I could never write like that even if I tried
>>52022462
its years of practice writing chink runes
>underage girl posts a shitload of comments on your profile photo
I... oh boy.
>>52022560
send her the d
>interpenis when Asians are awake
>>52024412
What's with all the Polish views?
>>52024541
memes
>>52021152
She told something like
"standards, congratulations"
"talk to your mom like this you asshead"
you can reply:
a faszomat esetleg bekapod-e?
"Sorry, this user's privacy settings do not allow you to contact them."
Chatted to some kiwi girl
>found out her best friend is a tranny from the US, travelling in NZ
>they "bonded" during a sauna
Asked whether that bothered me. kek
>not responding for a month
>deactivated account
she was QT tho ;_;
>>51999885
>>52000217
>>52000335
>Thai girl gives me her whatsapp
>can't add her
>gives me a different number
>still can't add her
>gives me a third one(im starting to get suspicious)
>Don't even try to add the third one and assume she's giving me fake numbers for some reason
>ignore her
I don't know how to feel about this.
>>52025094
>Sorry for not responding for so long!
>can you help me with this English thing?
...
>never logs in again
>>52025094
>>52025278
>>52025553
I have her e-mail address though. Is it weird to e-mail her after a month offline?
>tfw always fuck up conversations with people
>speak to polish qt
>hit if off well, cut off interpals and communicate by email and get her facebook
She fucked off for 4 months already although she sent me 2 pictures saying she'll write me soon. she doesn't log on facebook that much either.
Why am i still waiting anyway
>>52025607
Learn how to let go. Yes, it is weird. No, she wouldn't wait a month to talk to you or give you a rational explanation for not talking if she was interested in you. People come and go, enjoy them while you can and then let the river flow.
>>52025780
Get a new one.
Daily reminder that you should be always be on the hunt so that when one leaves, another will take her spot.
Who else /ignoredpals/ here?
>>52026141
Não te preocupes Vini, Ela há de vir numa manhã de nevoeiro, a cavalo pelo Estreito de Gibraltar da Terra Moura ;_;
>only get first messages from schoolgirls
I think they actually want English language practice. This site sucks desu
>>52026370
well what do you expect? Most girls that are 20 or under are on IP to ask others to do their homework, kek. They don't want to date loser faggots who think that a qt will want to meet basement dwelling autists.
>>52024750
Muito obrigado familia
>>52026494
happy to help bro, anytime
>>52024750
Gr8 Google Translate skills senpai
>>52026176
De que livro ou whatever é esse trecho?
>tfw super jealous qt that overreacts to everything
I want off this crazy ride desu
>>52026907
No século XVI, o nosso rei D.Sebastião iniciou uma campanha de conquista no Norte de África, que acabou com a queda do mesmo na Batalha de Alcácer Quibir, atual cidade Marroquina. Como não deixou filho/herdeiro, Portugal entrou numa crise de descendência que resultou na governação filipina espanhola. Como os portugueses estavam fodidos com isso, criaram a lenda de que D. Sebastião não tinha morrido e que, num dia de nevoeiro, ele iria aparecer em cima do seu cavalo, vindo das províncias mouras. Também criou um movimento chamado Sebastianismo baseado no nome do dito cujo.
>>52027462
Ah sim, conheço esse butthurt português do Sebastião, só não havia entendido a referência.
>>52026579
Greentext it Sven
>>52027633
>havia entendido
Tu usas o haver + particípio passado não ironicamente? A única vez que eu vi isso foi quando aprendi esse tipo de verbo, mas fomos sempre ensinados a usar o ter + pp.
>>52027767
E qual seria o problema? Que eu saiba pode-se usar tanto o haver quanto o ter.
>>52027633
it's happened like a million times, I don't even know where to begin
what happened to you?
>>52027974
Nenhum chefe, calma. Mas não é normal, daí a eu perguntar.
>Hello!))
>i see you are fine?))
>me too))
evrytime
>>52028153
Well, basically the same as you 2bh
>>52028184
It's all good senpai
>>52028317
t. some Russian with a beginner level bar of English.
>>52028510
;_;
well at least I'm getting some christmas presents/cards... that's something
>>52028621
>tfw the only christmas card I'll get is from my grandma
>>52029081
my grandma hates me
>>52027323
ikdf bruh get off asap
>>52029081
I'll send you a christmas card, friendo.
>>52017359
I know someone who put "Btw, I'm gay"
he got like 10 messages in one night.
try it out senpai.
Why does he talk about me in third person? Nips always have the weirdest English, it sounds like as if they just translated straight from Japanese to English (which is probably what they do).
>>52029755
K O U V O L A?
O
U
V
O
L
A
?
>>52029755
post feet
>>52029818
>Kouvostoliitto
How many Finns there actually are on these threads? I thought it was just me and the other one with "I'll bang your mother" profile.
>>52029891
Not this again.
>>52029935
just post them
>>52029935
post profile and I'll tell you
Ok, fag american anons, enough of internet for today I guess
>>52029950
You have to message me on IP first before I'll even consider posting them.
>>52029965
Just search for a Finn who wants to learn Mongolian.
>>52026907
nope, i can speak that cunts language
>>52029755
>its 2015
>Canadian Politician
sounds like someone is fucking with you honestly.
>>52030007
what's your account sweetheart
>>52030236
I'm not falling for this senpai.
>>52029974
What is a porn buddy?
>>52030335
how can i message you then ;_;
>>52030369
just bot message every finn user I guess?
>>52030369
H-how do you not know my profile?
>>52030466
i only check in here every once in a while
>>52030466
I don't know it as well senpai.
are we suppose to know it?
>>52030483
Oh, well I swear this is the last time I'll tell it, I already get too many hate messages.
/helis0
>>52030555
I could be your father
just post them my child
>>52030555
Trips of truth, Helis.
You have to keep your word.
>>52030351
idk either, and I don't really want to know
>>52030589
You really don't want to talk to me anymore?
>>52030674
Nope desu, as long as you don't think that every single joke is bullying, you are free to talk about ayy lmaos or whatever.
>>52030861
I didn't think of it as bullying or got analblasted by your comment desu. I was just honestly asking if you wouldn't mind talking to someone like me.
But okay then ;_; You're still my favourite anon.
>so funny)))))
That's 5. Time to deploy.
>>52031184
deploy what?
>>52031372
lol, sounds like you have a keeper senpai.
>>52031315
benis
>>52031456
careful senpai.
It may backfire.
>>52031372
kek
>>52031372
Kek what was her response?
>>51998544
how do I get my name in this image?
>>52032370
By posting your profile on every /cp/ thread.
JAMES
I KNOW YOU ARE HERE
LEAVE HER ALONE, JAMES
>>52032437
B-but Johnno is still not there
>>52032655
That pic is old af, needs a 2016 version.
Qt woke me up with lingerie pics today without me even asking.
Is this what it feels like to have made it?
>>52032370
>>52032437
It's a special OP, Game of Pals has an imaginary copyright and cannot be changed anymore
>>52032655
Create another OP like that but pls use another name then Game of Pals._.
>>52032483
Ena's bf?
>>52013487
I actually love LDR. You have all the advantages of being alone while also having someone to love and talk to.
>tfw Iceland never posts any more
I am literally only getting visited by grills from Russia and SKorea. Dafuq is this?
>>52016144
That would be 15
>>52032920
>>52032768
I don't know enough people from the threads because I am not an oldfag and I would have no idea on what to do other than a Game of Pals
>>52033296
That wasn't me. I haven't posted here in a few days
>>52033217
Iktfb
>we will never see is autism again
>>52033276
>why can't I, hold all these qts?
The memes are dead
Should I move to Sweden y/n?
pls no memes
>>52035471
They only take Syrians and Somalis, not Indians.
>>52035533
>tfw have a qt
>get messaged but don't read or reply
>see this
Fuck lads, why must they guilt trip me like this?
>>52033276
Maybe it has to do with something you said in your profile, or maybe it's your looks, or a coincidence.
If your profile looks like pic related, try to remove anything that could link you to Russia and SKorea?
Or add something about your target countries.
Lewd
>tfw getting friendzoned HARD
>mfw only people that message you are Asians, Russians, fakes and gay Brazilians
>>52037565
iktfbro ;_;
>>52037403
>tfw can't do these jokes with my Russian qt cuz language barrier
>write vz girl and tell her I'm sorry I treated her badly
>apology not accepted
Damn...
>>52035951
>kekerdom
kek
>>52035951
>tfw I have actually tried to create a profile like this but Kekerdom is not actually a town but a village, so I can't choose this
>>52037774
What was your plan if she said she accepted ypur apologies?
>>52038429
I don't know. I had a moment of weakness and wanted to reach out. Didn't realize she's been a seething ball of growing vitriol in the time we didn't talk. She went on about how she loved me utterly etc but I just played with her and it destroyed her. It's not entirely true though, that it was all lies. I did care about her, still do. It's just that I lied when I said I loved her because it made me feel awkward when she kept saying it so it was easier to just say it back.
And again it's all about me having to somehow decide just like that how my future will be... And it's so hard because I keep going back and forth. I'm not a decisive person.
Is this good flirting?
I am bottom poster
>>52038831
It's good, keep going.
>>52038761
I think you fucked up bro. But it might not be too late. I mean sure a child is a huge thing but everybody who has a child says that it's the best thing that has ever happened in their life. It's special, and while the prospect might be scary, I'm sure all of that would change once you see the face of that baby. YOUR blood. YOUR contribution to humanity.
>login temp failing on snapchat
reee i was getting nudes too
>>52032961
how can you possibly like being alone?
this is so evil. She keeps taunting me with the possibility of her coming out here....
even if she does come out here, it'll just depress me more when she leaves.
>tfw got 4 visits form Turkey in the same minute
spooky
>>52038831
straight up savage
>>52038882
You're right, but there's some things nagging me. On the one hand, the vz girl is unstable, especially since all this mess. She's emotional, too. And the fact that I don't have any common interests with her bothers me, and also, she would be terribly isolated in Sweden. It's easy to get along when it's just a week, but living together for months, years? I don't think she would cope well with my autistic lifestyle. If things don't work out, it leaves her in a really bad place. She needs to finish her degree.
I'm just thinking that I can just send her some money each month, right? That'd be ok?
>>52039786
I don't know. I have just never had a problem with being alone. I don't really understand people who have a compulsive need to be around other people at all times.
>>52039986
>I'm just thinking that I can just send her some money each month, right? That'd be ok?
Yeh, fund her nights out with chad m8
>>52040028
I wish I could just be content that she adores me.
You're lucky senpai.
>>52039986
Didn't you already talk with her about what she would want to happen from this point on, or what she expected to happen?
>>52040175
Doesn't bother me in the slightest, not that she would do that though.
>>52040218
Not really, she wants to know what I want to do so I have to clarify what I think and feel properly.
Rate my new brofile
>>52041063
winrar/10
>>52041063
Sent a picture of my willy
WHY ARE EVERY GIRLS INTO BDSM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
post korean nudes
>>52041063
You should be way more specific about the kind of girl you want. We're talking physical features, weight, cup size, amount of times a week willing to put out, etc.. Don't be afraid to set your standards high.
Also, share a lot of insecurities and embarrassing secrets about yourself. This will let girls know you're not afraid to show the real you and chicks love a man who has a sensitive side.
-certified poonslayer
>>52041409
Fifty Shades of Grey m8
>talking to a girl from dubai
>she wants to cuddle with me
im scared.
>>52041409
What's the problem? Tie them up and dick them til they bleed, buddy
>>52041769
But that turns me off.
