>>51973317
What is the Baltic equivalent of Tasmania?
>>51973338
Ösel
>>51973295
>going to Japan
>not getting your dick wet
how is this even a thing
commieblocks
>>51973338
Lithuania
>>51973338 latvia
It's 2 A.M and some drunk fuckwit down the road decided his lawns need mowing.
Baltık do you think about suicide everyday or is it meme? I feel sorry for you brothers. You deserve a better life like everyone else.
>>51973317
>/balt/ + /ausnz/
>not /bantz/
>>51973479
sorry lad, bit of a night owl me.
>>51973490
No it's real
>>51973479
Do you live in a dodgy neighbourhood? Because mowing your lawn at 2am has ice head written all over it.
>>51973564
>not mowing your lawn at 2 A.M.
What are you, a normie?
>>51973479
sorry but i have some ladies coming over tomorrow, need to impress them
>>51973338
Good question. What Baltic region is objectively the best?
>>51973380
Uh they're called apartment complexes thank you very much.
>>51973626
estonia
>>51973554
Why are you so sad? You live in cute countries. Your men look cute. Your women looks beautiful. You are developed countries.
Why don't you cheer up? I feel sorry for you.
The Eternal Finno has managed to slowly genocide the ethnic Baltic populations throughout the years, and they won't face any consequences at all. The Eternal Finno is just an extension of Israel, dictator Toomas constantly informs his Jewish friends what he's doing with his genocide machine.
The Eternal Finno needs to be brought to justice by the world powers and their empire of evil needs to be divided. The Finno needs to be removed from the face of this earth for exterminating the Baltic populations. The extinction of various Baltic groups was inarguably the worst disaster of the medieval ages, no doubt. Together with their Finland weasels, they will eventually perish by the hands of strong Latvian and Lithuanian Übermenschen (Super žmonės).
Cover in fear, Estonia.
>>51973626
Jūrmala
>>51973644
Jesus Christ, that pic was made be delusional people.
>See all these architectural feats? Well we have a rock that's even bigger!
>>51973479
my neighbour uses his leaf blower at 6am on the weekends almost decked him last week
>>51973626
Dzūkija
>>51973317
picked a very large nugget out of my nose
dat feel of cold air afterwards
also my legs hurt
>>51973700
>t. igor barbosa
>>51973564
Yeah that'll be it, tons of the crap around here.
>>51973620
>>51973537
YOU CUNTS CUT YOUR FUCKING LAWN WITH SCISSORS IF I HEAR THAT FUCKING THING START UP AGAIN YOUR GETTIN A SCREWDRIVER IN YA NECK
>>51973607
I try to be, but I'm fairly certian it doesn't work and that many people can see through me.
>>51973682
not on my watch m80
>>51973682
wait are you talking about the Finnish?
>>51973711
Can't you call the cops on people that do that shit? I thought noise hours were 10-10.
>>51973717
Džiugas :D:D:D:D:
Is this truly the greatest general of our times?
>>51973700
The Paris of Baltics t b h
>>51973838
>calling the police
>ever
Can apartheid South Africa be considered Prussia of AUSNZ?
>>51973836
haha
>>51973838
My dad went over there and shouted "BROOM, BROOM" at him one morning. You know those ornamental pebbles people have in their gardens? Every weekend he vacuums them for hours. One weekend he painted them. Every fortnight he hand washes them and moves them around.
His wife honks the horn on her Mercedes every time she leaves the house and returns home, which is like 5-6 times a day. They also have three of the smallest and loudest white yappy dogs known to man. One is called Zeus. Fucking wogs man, not even once.
>>51973838
Never ever dog on your neighbours
>>51973836
>finno has a perfectly smooth skin and straight, neatly combed hair
>baltic has a wart on his nose and scraggly unkempt hair like a nigger
pretty accurate desu
>>51973338
Saaremaa
>>51973942
I wanna say Rhodesia is more like Prussia, but the main difference is that Rhodesia actually fought and kicked ass, not like prussians.
>>51973883
>tfw my name is unironically Džiugas
>>51973942
nah, different people. We have a long sporting history together though. When the World Rugby Organisation banned AUSNZ teams from going to South Africa to play games due to apartheid the players booked their own plane tickets and said they were just going for a "holiday"
>>51974213
wtf Džiugas
>>51974213
>tfw im unironically fucking a lithuanian girl
Feels pretty gud she also lets me cum inside of her when on period.
Does Aussie still have paid-for smokos?
>>51973942
>>51974211
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Eland
>>51974361
Period is when a girl is most fertile you mong
>>51974389
you mean a break? Of course
>>51974361
>Feels pretty gud she also lets me cum inside of her when on period.
>>51974433
Nah as in if you're a smoker you are allowed, by law, to go outside for a cigarette without clocking out, not sure if it's changed yet but you used to be able to
>>51974428
I guess she is infertile then, kiwi facecunt.
>>51974428
no it's not. Most fertile is a couple of days after period. But you can still get pregnant on your period.
>>51974361
Damn
>>51973644
jesus what the fuck i didnt know uluru was that tall
>>51974509
I don't know about the legality of it but yeah in my office job it still happens and tradies are basically chimneys
>>51974531
>no egg cell
>still can get pregnant, mang
is this what they teach you in emu biology class?
>>51974648
Biology is haram.
How do pan-african colour schemes end up happening? lmao
>>51974648
sperm can survive inside for days and yes it's totally possible. Lol what has this chick been telling you? Be careful man.
>>51974509
No one gives a fuck and just does it anyway. As long as the job gets done on time no ones going to police smokos etc.
>>51974712
one of the key people in establishing our independence was a bulgariaboo
>>51974712
Yellow - sun
Green - the greenery, the grass, forests, agriculture
Red - The foundation, the blood of our ancestors.
It all makes sense. Still a shit flag. I wish we would bring our real flag back.
>>51974807
>Red - The foundation, the blood of our ancestors.
more like proud commie ancestry
>>51974882
spasibu dedu za pabedu
>>51974882
The flag was created before USSR was ever a thing, smartass.
>>51974807
I've always thought it looked like someone had arranged a puddle of puke in 3 long stripes containing the various shades of bile and half masticated foodstuffs
>>51974807
>implying the red color on your flag even slightly resembles the color of actual blood
Literally a meme country, go figure.
>>51974807
>>51974882
>>51974911
Litwini
Jedzo
Guwno
))))))))))))
>>51974932
It's pretty similar if you ask me. Depends on how hydrated you are.
>>51974807
>sinister horse looking for opportunity to stab in the back
>polish taxist mustache
>cigany cross
why did we have to use a meme version
>>51975014
[tribal music intensifies]
>>51974965
))))))))))))))))))))))
lithuania flag is best flag
>>51974932
>says the hemorrhoid blood flag country
>>51975062
:DDD
>ooga booga toka doga ayoooooo
t. lithuanian
>>51975068
If I weren't on a lecture posting from my phone I would outmeme you zmudzin
>>51975062
also the shape of our country is kind of like that of africa and people like basketball here
>"A total of 843 Estonians, Latvians and Lithuanians - Baltic refugees displaced by World War II - were brought to Australia 65 years ago this month under an agreement the Labor government signed with international authorities."
>"This was the start of the country's first major planned intake of non-British stock and its success paved the way for the post-war migration boom from nations such as Greece and Italy."
>"Stereotyped as tall, blonde, blue-eyed, industrious and Christian, the (Balts) were deemed the next best thing when there were no British or Scandinavian migrants on hand in sufficient numbers to satisfy Australia's post-war population needs," author Professor Luda Popenhagen said."
So it was you Baltic ruffians that doomed Australia into this multi-culti hell it is today. Thanks a lot.
>>51975186
Np cunt
>wake up at 3am
>we voted for the leaf
why
>>51975186
>"Stereotyped as tall, blonde, blue-eyed, industrious and Christian, the (Balts) were deemed the next best thing when there were no British or Scandinavian migrants on hand in sufficient numbers to satisfy Australia's post-war population needs," author Professor Luda Popenhagen said."
How is this multi-culti
>>51975134
you know better i guess :>)
>>51975272
what one did you want ?
>>51975272
LEAF
>>51975186
>147 KB
I see you're treating yourself, wasting so much bandwidth before the end of the month
>>51975364
just fuck my shit up and leaf me be
>a fucking smile
>>51975291
The successful integration of non-British emigrants (Balts) paved way for Australia to let in other emigrants such as Italians and Greeks and that in turn lead to Australia being open for all races to emigrate to.
>>51975421
Hey mate, you weren't invited to this corroboree thanks.
>>51975471
It would have happened anyway
Plus
>not having yellow fever
>>51975503
Moldova is Baltic though
>>51975186
> tall, blonde, blue-eyed, industrious and Christian, the (Balts) were deemed the next best thing
>Literal Gods descended from heaven onto your wretched desert island.
>>51975503
moldova is baltic
t. balt expert
>>51975586
>Latv
rude
>>51975586
Roll over Moldover, you're not a Balt you're just malt on my Pavlova.
>>51975186
>Stereotyped as tall, blonde, blue-eyed, industrious and Christian
>and Christian
>>51975471
Wogs are more conservative and anti-immigration than white aussies now
>>51975725
because they have no white guilt so it's their god given right to be!
>Bialozoras
>>51975725
Greeks and Italians in, Lebs OUT
>>51975914
Latvian world empire when?
>>51975586
This map is a lie because I don't see Australia or New Zealand.
>>51975845
Middle eastern christians integrated fine. All those lebbo gang rapist cases were islamic and the exact type of shit the christians were fleeing from in the first instance.
>>51975914
labs zēns. drīz latvieši valdīs pasaulē.
>>51976182
Latvian heritage?
>>51976078
Howdy!
>>51976248
Parents are Latvian migrants. Been going to a Latvian saturday school/club in Australia since I was a kid so I learnt it fluently. pic related.
>>51974531
Lads, you're all bloody idiots. A girl is most fertile during ovulation week, which takes place about a week after period (depends on the cycle).
>>51973317
awwww cute nz in the middle :3
>>51976407
What an odd sign, half of it is blurred.
>>51976487
nz is getting skewered the absolute madman haha
>>51976508
you estonians really are the most despicable shitposters on this website
>>51976508
better pic
>>51976508
They have censor Latvian language in Australia.
>>51976591
What an odd sign, it warps the universe around it.
>>51975654
sorry family
>>51976916
Of course, thats how it is all over Australia. How else do you think we stick to the Earths surface despite being upside down?
>>51976483
This is a regular 28 day cycle
eating mandarīni
>>51977294
what happens on the 12th?
>>51977344
AIDs
>>51977344
that's current day chap
>>51977502
but today's the 11th
>>51977559
not in australia
>>51977559
Not here lad, you're living in the past. Just let it go.
>>51977602
FUG :DDD
tell me lottery numbers and we split 50/50 :DDDD
t. not happy merchant
>>51974038
Sounds like the guy has some disorder, especially if it happens around the same times, shit's serious yo
shit get
>>51977661
The winning Lotto numbers are 6, 9 and 69.
Lithuania is buying German Boxers (IFV's) the funny thing about this that while Boxers are made in Germany the guns on the boxers are made by israel. Could this be any better? German IFVS with jew made GUNS?
>Australia has a mountain named after a Lithuanian
We were always meant to be
>>51977917
thanks they told me I won your mum
Hello!
>>51977930
>sgt Vaižmantas, Russia is sending nukes at us
>ok, dispatch a motorized infantry division :DDD
>>51977995
Mt. Disappointment is pretty shit lad
leedu
>>51978090
nice
>>51978076
Vatnyk detected REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>51978015
good one mate, she's a nice lady
>>51978060
Yes, hello?
>>51978157
I'm stationed on vacation duty in Lithuania )))))
>>51978199
I'll make sure she's treated right la
>>51978120
Wunderbar.
>>51978240
say hi to my mum for me
>>51978267's mom:
your son >>51978267 asked me to tell you he says hi
>>51978307
>my wife's son
>>51978213
How do you like it here?
>>51978342
I think I just keked myself
>>51978442
My wife wants me to take her son to the farmers market tomorrow to pick out some acacias for the front yard. I really don't feel up to it, lads.
>>51978264
good taste
>>51978361
Is ok. Feels like home. Worth fighting for.
it's unironically snowing outside
>>51978090
underrated post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igf96qnjHTE
>>51978473
wasn't that a legit post from here?
proposal: make melbourne the capital of /balt/
>>51978599
fuggen comfy. Sydney just had it's fifth day in a row above 35C
>>51978836
no it's the same faggot that's been repeating it
>>51978839
melbourne mentioned :DD
>>51978473
>My wife
>Her son
Its not yours kid OP?
>>51978599
What province, yokel?
Did you know that prototype for Crocodile Dundee was Latvian crocodile hunter Arvīds "Crocodile Harry" Blūmentāls
>>51976928
>no Australia
>no New Zealand
You still got it wrong.
>>51979256
why the fuck would a labrador need a life jacket
>>51976928
looks pretty baltic 2 me
>>51979256
>>51979202
did you know about the great artesian basin?
its the largest and deepest artesian basin in the world, stretching over 1,700,000 square kilometres
pic related
>>51979469
If sealevels rise we could get an inland sea. That'd be pretty cool tвh, there's literally nothing of value there anyway.
>>51978938
>Its not yours kid OP?
My wife's son is my son
>>51979202
>Harry’s real name, according to him, was Arvid Von Blumental and he said he was a Baron from a famous Latvian family but had to flee Latvia after World War II. He prospected for uranium up north when he first arrived but couldn’t find any and was so ashamed he took up crocodile hunting in Northern Australia and New Guinea, as one does. He claims he didn’t know much about it when he started but soon learnt. There are many photographs of him with crocodiles in his dugout so I don’t doubt his claims are true. Some of the photographs make Crocodile Dundee look tame in comparison. In all he spent 13 years hunting crocodiles.
>In 1975 he came to Coober Pedy and sadly died on 13th October 2006 and is buried in the Coober Pedy Boot Hill Cemetary. While in Coober Pedy he quickly achieved legendary status with his exploits.He was seen goose stepping down the main street of Coober Pedy in a World War II German uniform and also relieving himself onto the flames of a burning hotel as ot burned to the ground.
A role model.
>>51979671
>Australia: Where white people go crazy
>>51979527
what about queensland? its the best state after all
>>51979745
It's a lovely looking state but it's full of Cane toads, hurricanes, Queenslanders, and all sorts of nasty tropical diseases.
Opinions?
>>51979671
kek I totally thought you were kidding as well. Coober Pedy and Lightning Ridge are crazy places with crazy people.
>>51979853
it's ok
6 feet beneath the moon was better
>>51979745
beautiful state, shame about the locals
>>51979527
Looks like it would be a gulf tho
>>51979911
I trust all Latvian opinions on music desu
Bonjour a tous les anonyme
I'm living rural lads, it really ain't that bad
Bonsoir à tous mes frère anonyme
>>51980068
I'm gonna go rural too when I'm old.
>>51980068
where abouts?
DESIGNATED
>>51980191
>>51979889
>His dugout was featured in the Mad Max film “Beyond Thunderdome"
>He was also famous for chasing girls and it would appear he was quite successful by the huge collection of underwear that adorns his dugout.
The dude lived in a dugout and spent his time fucking and drinking.
>>51980068
Ping in cs go?
>>51980291
don't see it 2bh
>>51980311
>he plays computer games
>>51980157
Marble Bar
>>51980389
I also play irl games.
>>51980311
>cs go
lmao what a loser
>>51980348
what about ths one?
>>51980310
In that region above ground is so hot that people live underground. It's mostly opal miners and yeah they drink a lot in underground bars. I have no idea how he was scoring so many women. I guess catching crocodiles must be a pussy magnet.
>>51980469
can i save this meme?
The only game I would play is pic related. Will probably never come out and even if it does I won't know about it. Even if I manage to get my hands on it someday it still won't run on Wine.
>>51980541
>still won't run on Wine
What distro m8?
>>51980496
of course you can my friend m8 :)
>>51980424
crikey
>>51980580
Arch
>>51980612
It really doesn't even feel that hot because that humidity is really low
It's pretty much perfect m8
>>51980658
Arch has the two usual problems: there's no clear policy about what software can be included, and nonfree blobs are shipped with their kernel, Linux. Arch also has no policy about not distributing nonfree software through their normal channels.
>>51980829
I agree, but my laptop won't work with Parabola because Intel's wifi drivers are proprietary.
>>51978500
Y-you too.
>>51980761
40C is fine every now and then, but as the average daily temperature for the whole summer is too hot 4 me
>>51980311
>cs go
>not cs r8
haha
>>51981068
lol
>>51981068
>https%3A%2F%2F41.media.tu(...).pnghttps%3A%2F%2F41.media.tumblr.com%2F43303b00a0b2f8632f9a0e83a9216331%2Ftumblr_nx5ov4Hlrf1rtolzho1_1280.png (582 KB, 599x596)File: https%3A%2F%2F41.media.tu(...).png (582 KB, 599x596)googleiqdb
>>51980658
>Arch
pacman --JUST
>>51976928
Would rather border Moldova than Russia desu.
>>51981739
get in here fellow kings
>>51981764
This meme is true if you follow every "cool must have Leenux tweaks tutorial" on the internet and fuck with your system files. I keep it simple and everything just works. It's sure as hell better than Ubuntu (bloated spyware), Debian (outdated), Windows (bloated, spyware and 2 hours to update) or any other meme OS. I would consider using OS X (I would happily use the 2015 Macbook), but Mac's are expensive.
>>51982050
Except it's not a meme. What is a meme is Debby being outdated. The correct word is: stable.
>>51982050
>not running hackintosh, a system for supreme gentlemen such as myself
It's easier than installing Arch and everything just werks. Especially now when Unibeast ships with the new Clover bootloader and Multibeast is out for El Capitan.
>>51982637
WUZ
>>51982681
MOORZ
MEMES
>>51982681
CYKA BLYAD
>>51981442
I am awake
>>51983270
G'day
I have an irresistible urge to play African Kingdoms now. Fucking memes.
>>51983011
Kes on see seemne lüpsja?
>>51983561
WE
>>51983652
WUZ
MONGOLZ
>>51983684
MOORZ
Is Lithuania cute?
>>51983829
Latvia is the cutest desu
Estonia is fedora tier
>>51983870
>t.latvian
>>51984497
You have some brazy shit in Australia desu
>>51973317
australia looks like a loyal terrier
the baltics look like an austistic mutt ready to eat some child's penis
>>51984497
Anymore`? that was hot
>>51984835
don't worry, your benis is safe here
>>51984554
this was in brazil iirc
>>51984932
just this frame
>>51973479
Sorry m8. If you mow it during the day the grass gets damaged. Gotta let it heal.
>>51984835
ur a faget
dubs checkem
>>51985028
What's that animal called
>>51984497
big benis :DDDD
