Give me one reason why you aren't a Scandinavian
>>51972248
arr rook same
and theres no deserts or beaches
>>51972281
Denmark has a small desert
Norway has plenty of beaches
>>51972248
I'm not orangeskin
>i am
>>51972281
Norway has plenty of bitches
because i am muslim
>>51972248
i am my nordic bro.
>>51972248
I can't speak Somalian.
Because I'm neither Somali or Syrian
I love black ass and pink pussy. Many of my country men also does. Mmmmm
If you could choose where to be born most would choose nordic countries
i am a french-irish mutt who would pollute the gene pool
Finland is only fenno-scandian ;__;
But I am and it feels good.
>>51972248
>playing the game of life
>choosing super easy
Fuckin casuals!
>>51974210
But in Norway most men prefer black ass. Do you like black ass? If not then Its almost impossible to became a norwegian
I'm not a kuk
>>51972248
because russia took us away
My father is dane and my mum is brazilian c-can I join the club?
>>51972248
I commit a sin in previous life.
>>51974344
No. Obviously.
>>51974344
>My father is dane and my mum is brazilian
>BORK BORK WHERE DAS LATINA WOMEN AT?
Typical dannish behaviour. Your father must be a champion of his own race
>>51972248
My ancestors fled the old continent before WWI.
>>51972248
give me one reason why you don't have a pocket spider
>>51972248
I'm a Viking. We're practically 1st cousins.
>>51972248
shut up
I wish this country was still an obscure secret to most 3rd worlders
>>51974417
Shit. At least I got a cool family name :^)
>>51974532
>tfw our syrian friends will drag down norwegian hdi once sweden is dead
god bless
>>51972248
coz I am not gay
>>51974478
>We're practically 1st cousins
You're entire fucking country is
I am
>>51975050
That's a meme. The Viking influence was mostly lingual and the actual genetic influence is concentrated to small pockets and islands.
I guess he could call himself a cousin to the Icelandics at the most. Fairly negligible there as well to be honest yet they do have their share of celtic makeup.
>>51974440
She doesn't look latina though. I guess he didn't want to fully commit.
Coz i'm white and pale
Scandinavians are pink and fake blondes
>>51975203
He's saying that Ireland is inbred, Sven.
>>51972248
I didn't start balding in high school and I don't eat shit-tier food.
>>51972248
Because I was born in the GOATest country of all time
Why would I want to be from a country with no international recognition and from where every girl looks like she's from Texas?
I don't want to be irrelevant
>ITT
>>51976563
Scandinavians bald from early age???
>>51976720
I don't know. You tell me.
>>51976563
but seriously, half the swedes in their mid twenties that i've seen here on vacation were half bald, what the fuck is up with that
>>51976720
>where every girl looks like she's from Texas?
I live in Texas. Only about 30% of girls look like they're from Texas :/
The rest are Mexicans, niggers, and white girls that follow American pop culture fashion.
>>51972248
I'm not gay
>>51976889
>>51976563
so you're not chinese?
>>51976889
think that's called fashion desu
>pic related
But, really mid-twenties is a bit of an overexaggeration, late 30s is more normal
>>51972248
I could be half Danish but based Prussia annexed Schleswig-Holstein. Then based Prussia died and now I wish I were Danish.
>>51977030
why'd you post the supreme gentleman
>>51977057
everyone and their mother has that haircut here, i'm not talking about that, i mean legit balding, and i've spoken with them had some beers etc. (i work as a tourist guide)
>>51972248
i have brown eyes
>>51977151
>tourist guide
Think I've seen you post before
Didn't you make a fuckhuge AMA on different sorts of tourists some months ago?
>>51977156
That doesn't _have_ to be the deciding factor desu.
>>51977217
nah, must have been some other person, which is funny, wondering if i know him
>>51977151
>insulting the people that keep your glorified beach of a """"country"""" afloat
thanks for the ajvar tho its pretty good
>>51977316
That's a very smug face.
>>51977291
I honestly can't remember if he was from Croatia, but I'm pretty damn sure he was.
Can't remember any of the exact stories, just him complaining about britbongs and having some hatred for italians.
>>51977424
he was a finn
>>51977513
I dont know about that, he may have been some guest worker. Though I remember him posting from Croatian IP I think.
>>51972248
I don't think I'm the most special snowflake in the world basing it only on my country living standards/average looks
>>51972248
i wouldn't mind being one but i don't wanna live in scandinavia lmao lad
I'll rather go back to my "poor" country than be surrounded by smelly shitskins here.
>>51974334
>oslo
>norway
pick one
>>51977316
i didn't insult you, i was just stating a fact (to what i've seen though) and wondering why it was that way
>>51977424
ye bongs are pretty fucked up, i mean they're top lads but they get smashed up so hard they forget which planet they're on
>>51972248
Because voe isn't my gf.
>>51972248
My theory is, I was Scandinavian and boasted too much of my blue blood, high quality living standard, progressive society in the previous life
So karma happened and I got birth here this time, perhaps
I'm blonde, green eyes and 1,87 but muh portuguese ancestry, can i join?
Probably some Danish semen in my blood desu
>>51972248
BLACKED when ?
>>51978427
Stop injecting random semen in to your blood m8
>>51978472
soon, very soon. seriously.
>>51978570
I'm a poz chaser lad
>>51975203
To be fair some autistic scandinavians go on about scotland when scoland isnt nordic at all and ireland was.
I'm not a fan of being keked tbqh.
Also 80% of the time men with blonde hair and blue eyes look really weak and feminine, there are some exceptions of course.
>>51972248
I will promote multiculturalism by impregnating them.
>>51978816
>White women
>Fucking Asian "men"
>>51978660
>scotland isn't nordic at all
I don't know if you don't count the islands scottish, but there were plenty of northmen on the islands at least, for example https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_the_Isles
But mostly when I see scandis talking about Scotland being nordic it's either in jest or "honorary scandis"
>>51972248
uhm because I wasn't born in Scandinavia?
>>51978816
>Implying a tiny asian cock can squirt more than 0,1 ml of semen
>>51978882
The whole of yorkshire, most of england and most of ireland were nordic yet some islands where no one lives makes Scotland nordic, is my point m8
>>51978660
>>51978882
>it's either in jest or "honorary scandis"
This to be honest. Some politician responded with "on the account of our shared history" that they could be let in the Nordic council when they voted for independence.
Few actually think they're even remotely Nordicrelated though.
>>51979268
My points that theres no any shared history though other than some islands where people dont consider themselves scottish; whereas in england and ireland basically the whole place was colonised by nords.
>>51979338
No, I understand. Though we've had some later shared history with Scottish military and mercenaries I believe. Not anything noteworthy perhaps. Also:
>nords
I keep seeing people on /int/ using this yet i don't understand why. Isn't this just the race from Skyrim? Shouldn't it be "nordics"?
>>51979265
>>51979338
The viking influence in those areas lasted a shorter period (at least in terms of scandis living there) compared to the islands, and the per capita is different due to the low populations of the islands to begin with (a 100 scandis in a town of 500 is a lot more than 500 scandis in a city of 20k for example). But like I said you're arguing against a phantom right now since of the very few people who would even say it, most are saying
>it's either in jest or "honorary scandis"
>>51979620
Just saying m8 the association is really silly at all
>>51979599
Nord is simply an alternative form of nordic; in the same way that theres argentinian, argie, argentine etc
Why should I care about being a scandi when I can be a White American, the most powerful race on Earth?
>>51979599
Most of the mercenaries Sweden employed over time were Germans and Scots, but it didn't really have much cultural effect. And yes nords is just a race from skyrim and is retarded to use in the real world
>>51972248
Because I live in germany, still close to the dnaish border but why would should I be Scandinavian?
