>*Ding dong* Becky: "Oh I'll get that daddy....Oh my god, you came bae, come in". daddy meet Daequan"
>Daequan: *In a deep thick BBC voice* "Wuht up senpai, what it do, I just heard my bi..best girl say she had some mad eats and a RUMP TURKEY, so I thought why not"
How do you respond lads, specifically Americans...
Welcome to the family!
I'm sorry, dear chap, I can't understand a word you are saying.
>C-come in, its n-nice to meet you, help your self to some nig no..I mean, egg nog
>>51966711
Were I American I'd call the cops to come shoot him desu
What? English please.
I'd ask him to pull down his pants to make sure his BBC is big enough for my girl
>>51966711
Opaa
>>51966745
That's a very tolerant and open minded response, one good goy point for you
>>51966779
He would like to come in and partake in the festivities of Christmas dinner, and then spend some time with his girl
>>51966852
JUST the right type of response tbqh
>>51966853
Shoo shoo maple nigger shoo
>>51966711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCTE4blX_FU
just pretend he is black though
>>51966978
Das it Allemagne, Das it
>>51966711
>"If you fuck my daughter, i'll fuck you. it's only fair.
I thought Stormnigger was gay
>>51966987
reeeeee bydlos
>>51966994
That seems fine - just as long as he was born here or comes from the Empire.
if he's a Yank he goes into the oven.
i dont understand what you are saying son
nice tan
>>51966711
Oyyy m8. Heard we got eats WE GOT PLEMTY A EATS. Welcome to the family. So how much are ya payin me for m' daughters?
>>51967621
>harold toomey
>>51966978
You would Merkel proud.
>>51966711
Get out. Now. Make an excuse around the lines that she's to young to be dating and not because it's a nigger
Then Probably whip my whore daughter with a belt
It's ok though I'm not white
*slams door*
time to rape my daughter and have incest babies desu
>>51967621
This CANT be real
>>51966711
why would i treat a person differently just because of his SKIN COLOR?
>>51966711
turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>51966711
1. Sweden
2. Let him impragnant my daughter in front of me while insulting my race and country. I don't want to be considerated a racist
>>51968269
karma train shows no mercy
>>51968269
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51968269
what if he's just at work
>>51966711
ask him if he likes death grips
>>51969307
that's a good question, but what if he says Id like your wife, what do?
>>51966711
>>51966711
>naming your daughter Becky
you are destined for this future
>>51970305
Ha! Dzień sznura teraz także w USA.
>>51966711
>Senpai
Ask him what his favorite anime is?
>>51966711
Come on in.
Poison the roast and kill everyone, myself included, involved.