>yanks say armor instead of armour
>yanks say color instead of colour
>yanks say or instead of our
>yanks say por instead of pour
>yanks say sor instead of sour
>yanks say yors instead of yours
>yanks say flor instead of flour
>...
better than being keked by the french
>yanks say oagadogo instead of Ouagadougou
>>51966570
such good bait that i even replied
Are yanks human?
>>51966570
I just saved that picture and there's nothing you can do about it
I won't wait half a day before posting it again
>Yanks say Dur instead of Door
>Yanks say Flur instead of Floor
>>51966578
We were keked by the French. Did you mean keked by the British?
>australians disregard travel warnings instead of heeding them
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/04/three-arrested-mexico-suspected-killing-australian-touristsmurder-of-australian-surfers-dean-lucas-and-adam-coleman-20151204-glg6in.html
>>51966570
toché
>>51966713
>nah man australians are totally different to americans
>we'll be fine, they'll love us
i bet that's what they fucking thought
>yanks say cort instead of court
>yanks say clamor instead of clamour
>yanks say behavior instead of behaviour
>yanks say detor instead of detour
>yanks say endeavor instead of endeavour
>yanks say flavor instead flavour
>yanks say favorite instead of favourit
>yanks say for instead of four
>yanks say dogh instead of dough
>>51966661
They're only about 10% human, 90% hamburger.
>yanks say badder instead of butter
>yanks say yo instead of you
>>51966713
>Americans disregard driving warnings instead of heeding them
>>51966570
And?
>Adding useless letters.
>Being this retarded.
>>51967244
^ tbqh, we shuld all speak in txt language, wuld mk it so much ezer 4 evry1
>>51967244
>Spelling is hard! Better cut things down because I'm too fucking lazy to remember all the letters!
>>51967346
I would say it's better to make logical spellings.
>>51967314
This is not logical, this is just disemvoweling.
>>51967440
They are logical. English isn't like scandi languages, you can pronounce words more than one way.
I'm literally crying right now you guys.
>>51967440
American spelling isn't logical either, all it did was make more exceptions to rules
>>51967483
The extra u adds nothing.
The only thing this is is whining about "muh tradition".
>>51967579
I'm aware that English spelling isn't logical. This thread doesn't exactly do anything to help that.
>>51967631
I think you might've been expecting a bit too much if you thought a single thread on 4chan could fix the English language.
>>51967664
Nothing can fix this bastard language. We absorb any word we like and to hell with making sense of the spelling.
>>51967631
>4chan threads
>helping anything ever
>>51967664
I didn't. I'm just telling you to stop your cultural elitism that promotes more illogical and useless spellings of words.
>>51967733
>stop cultural elitism
>/int/
kek
>>51966570
American is an independent language, which is the most relevant in the world unlike English
>>51967809
>which is the most relevant in the world unlike English
If that were the case, American English would be the majority, but it isn't. No one outside the US spells shit like them.
>>51967759
>Any 4chan board for that matter.
>Go to /v/, my waifu is better than ur waifu
>Top kek, u play inferior console
You Brits are pretty much the worst in the world when it comes to this.
Just watch Top Gear, it's just an endless tirade of "my car is better than your car."
This is how plebs kill time.
Fanboyism and cultural elitism is truly a waste of time. But you are so deeply indoctrinated in this way of thinking that you see no exist.
>>51967821
It triggers me whenever non english speakers spell Mum as Mom and such
>yanks say turbun instead of turbine
>>51966570
>say
How is the u pronounced in those words?
>>51967968
I like you.
>>51972201
>a yank uses you instead of yo
>>51966570
>yanks suay 'say' instead of 'suay'
>>51966570
>yanks say another helping please instead of no thanks I've had enough
>>51967346
tbf english is kind of retarded when it comes to spelling and pronounciation
>my face when Brits call urban bayzil "salad"
>my face when Brits call double triple chocolate nipple "biscuits"
>my face when Brits call jabroni macaroni "pasta"
>my face when Brits call hangout houses "pubs"
>my face when Brits call flippity-faucets "taps"
>my face when Brits say "Hello" instead of "Howdydoody shooty shooty"
>my face when Brits call Eurodivejive "football"
>>51975181
This.
What the fuck is wrong with Americans?
>>51967244
h j s d a x c
this is how conversations would go if yanks were in charge of the world, glad they're not
>>51966703
>>51966578
U wot
Americans are unfrenchifying English. It's a good thing
>>51979752
ya mum
>aluminum
>americans say erope instead of europe
>>51979616
>mfw Canadians think they're different from Americans at all
You say washroom and kraft dinner instead of bathroom and macaroni and cheese but you're the same in every other aspect. You're essentially a yank with a leaf you idiot.
>>51967821
'OK' is American English
OKですね
>>51981290
>mfw Danes think their different from Swedes at all
>>51981360
I'm American
>>51980206
It's so inconsistent I don't know why they bothered, also great way to show respect to the country that basically made you independent with their help.
>>51981378
Prove it
>>51981467
i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, amen
>>51981400
It makes sense doesn't it? Follow in the footsteps of a country with a national language agency
Same thing in a slightly different way
>>51966570
>yanks say hello officer
>get shot
>>51981535
It checks out. What are you doing in Denmark? How is life over there?
>mfw I hear an American pronounce herb as "erb"
>>51981590
I'm staying here with my girlfriend for a while, it's very nice, I don't ever want to leave.
I spell armour with the u unironically because of Runescape.
Who else?
>>51981290
our dictionaries keep the u
>>51966570
American English is turning into German
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f", making words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" is disgrasful.
By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI COM TRU!
Herr Schmidt
>>51981592
Canadian dialect is so variable sometimes, I switch between herb and erb subconsciously.
>>51980261
nah u, u cunt
>>51980206
>
>>51966625
Underrated
>brits say boune instead of bone
>brits say spoouky instead of spooky
Halloween is ruined
>>51975021
That's because English is the fucked up baby of Old English, French, Latin, German and some other little spices here and there.
None of the spelling or pronunciation makes any sense because It's derived from other languages which all have different protocols for spelling and pronunciation
English is an anything goes Language, very easy to adapt. That's one of the reasons It's so great.
You could try and simplify and standardise is like the Americans did but they gave up because It was way too much effort for something that really doesn't matter
>Change words like defence to defense
>Don't change fence to fense
>Can obviously see in the word defence the word fence, which is a physical barrier separating people or land for the sake of protection.
>Fense is not a word
>>51986807
English's problem is that it's the opposite of phonetic
>>51986940
How could it be when there's multiple ways to pronounce words?
>>51987610
that too tbqh
>>51981835
hahaha copypasta from 1992, u r so orignl!
>>51986940
That's not much of a problem though.
>>51981835
>Not replacing the anglo a with german e
>>51988435
Got you to respond nerd
I sound really cute doing it though
>>51966570
>Australians post Drake
>>51991381
>a yank saying though instead of thogh
>>51991477
>Americans post Drake
cultural appropriation
>>51991779
Canadian culture is just American culture though
>>51991779
>Canada
>Culture
>Not Americans
>>51981592
>an herb
>>51992124
Canada's "unique culture" is them not being American, that's it
Same with Austria and Germany
>>51966808
This is ten percent lettuce, twenty percent meat
Fifteen percent concentrated tomato sauce
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent gain
And a hundred percent reason to consume the burger
>>51992343
Kek
>>51991779
We'll pay reparations with Stamkos
