>Be me a portuguese guy in Norway
>Start walking on a sidewalk
>I notice 2 norwegian ladies are getting groped by a group of muslims while their boyfriends are watching
>I pick my rosary necklace and put it over my t-shirt
>I say:How about you step the fuck back from the ladies?''
>They look at me,and angrily charge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They grab their guns
>They point them at me
>I pick my Carracks black sword
>They shoot at my knee
>I fall on my knees
>This music starts playing:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyAY8xENAiU
>I stand tall
>I say:''Deus Vult''
>I charge at them
>They keep shooting
>I slice them all,however,I get heavily injured and start losing blood at a fast rate
>A group of woman grab my hand and ask:''What's your name,and where do you come from,brave hero?''
>I say:''My name is João,and I come from Portugal,the last bastion of christianity in europe
>They ask:''What do you want to be known for?''
>I say:''Protecting the weak,serving my faithful catholic religion''
>They answer:''You shall die as a hero and rise as a saint.May your act of heroism motivate other and they did to us.''
>I look at the sky and say:''This is good,isn't it, mother?
>Tears start rolling down my cheeks as I say my last words:
ESTA É A DITOSA PÁTRIA MINHA AMADA
>>51950793
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51950793
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>51951232
come on guys, Alberto Barbosa deserves better answers
>>51950793
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51950793
t. Alberto Barbosa
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51950793
You did good senpai
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>51950793
>Portuguese fantasies
t. Alberto Barbosa
Here's a picture of you Alberto this is exactly what I picture you looking like.
>>51950793
These stories are quite entertaining lad, keep it up.
WE
WUZ
>>51950793
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51950793
I liked it bro
Good music choice
>>51950793
damn...
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>>51954948
He said his name was João you illiterate fucks
>>51955323
T. Alberto Barbosa
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t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51952667
WUZ
t. Alberto Barbosa
R.I.P. João
O meu heroi
>>51950793
I was in Portugal this summer and I was pleasantly surprised at the public manifestation of Catholicism. I thought because it was western europe there'd just be a bunch of atheists and empty churches.
Keep Calm And Catholic On, Portugal
>>51955323
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51950793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klF-vKy4qpw
This deserves more than 25 answers
>>51950793
Could I pass as a Morrocan? Please be honest I want to visit Lisbon this summer
>>51961597
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51961615
What do you think the women in Lisbon would do to me?
>>51961684
I'm the reincarnation of Vasco da Gama. Ever since I was I child I thought about racemixing with poo in the loo and muslims, and spread my already not white genes all over the world. Whenever I saw a ship with over 500 women and children coming back from Mecca I put them on fire and saw them burn, just to give my afamished crew the roasted halal meat.
Then I went on /int/ and I saw that Alberto Barbosa stole my legend. First I didn't notice it at all, but now I'm sure that I need revenge, because I know I'm the one who discovered India for Morocco.
>>51961684
laugh at you
>>51961684
btw, girl on the middle looks like Jurgen Klopp
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>>51961720
Belgian shitposting has been through the roof tonight.
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>>51950793
Guide for /int/ in-depth, for rookies.
>Icelandic posting "shit countries" with a Norwegian flag in pic related
>American saying he is going to move to Tromso, with a Norwegian flag on some fjords in pic related
>Portuguese saying how did he help two Norwegian women
All these repetitive shitposters have something to do with Norway.
>>51950793
t. Alberto Barbosa
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t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51951398
That's pretty tame by grindr standards
