Are you satisfied with your Civilization leader and bonuses? You ARE relevant enough to be in Civilization, right?
mods will fix it
>>51945957
>You ARE relevant enough to be in Civilization, right?
>>51945957
No America sucks balls, even pooland is better than us.
>>51945957
Hiawatha has terrible AI
and longhouses need help
But i'm pretty pleased we're in the game at all to be completely desu
>Queen Elizabeth I
>naval and trade bonuses
>redcoats unique unit
Yeah breddy good and accurate
Portugal's leader is some random literally who queen, but I like the way the civilization plays in-game
>>51945957
Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?
>>51945986
>mods
>official
Nope. Mods fix absolutely nothing because they're unofficial. Deal with it.
>>51945957
we're lumped with the celts and only in the expansion
and its a meme tier leader. brian boru would have been better
It's ok.
bretty accurate
>>51946216
>9/11 hours
triggered
Who is the leader of France in this game ? Napoléon ? Louis XIV ? Maybe Saint Louis ?
I think I would be satisfied by all of these.
>top tier
at least we have one thing to be proud of
>>51946242
Hitler
UA is underpowered, Minutemen can't cross rivers, and B17s come in too late to be really useful
>>51945957
The +1 military sight is pretty good for America. The 50% discount on tile purchasing is meh. There are other civilizations, like the Sioux, who do the same thing for free and better.
WE ARE RA
youtube.com/watch?v=MvacG_nhD34
>>51946223
That beard is waaaay too big for him though
>>51946242
Napoléon
>no canada
>no John A. MacDonald
>you will never be an alcoholic prime minister
>>51946242
napoleon. fucking backstabber
>>51946242
Napoléon
>>51946242
Pretty good I guess
Uh, yeah it's great
>>51945957
I dont know, are we?
>>51946348
>implying Mackenzie King wouldn't be our leader
>>51946134
Yak che shebe spodobna moya oferta?
>>51946447
true say 2bh
>>51945957
They put one of our worse rulers in to fill a female ruler quota.
>>51946242
The greasiest leader, both in appearance and personality.
>>51946124
For some reason they added in a bunch of irrelevant female leaders
>>51946196
>celtic empire
>empire
:D
>>51946441
Genève and Zurich appear as city states
So... kinda?
>>51946482
>For some reason
The reason is pretty clear m8.
MUH EQUALITY. Some of them are good. Like Lizzy and Catherine, but most of them are irrelevant garbage
Nothing that comes close :(
Well the Austrians are the closest, but the colour scheme and the Hapsburgs make me puke.
>>51946521
this. its even memelier because celts have never had a unified nation and arent even the same ethnicity
irish empire would be better because we're the only celts that have ever been relevent
>>51946346
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>>51946433
>>51946481
Thanks. They tend to pick him as a leader for strategy games. He was also the French leader in Age of Empires III.
I guess it's fine. I kinda wish they wouldn't ignore guys like Louis XIV, he would have been a much a much better leader for AoE III.
Yes. I like culture victory best after domination.
>>51946482
Not an SJW or anything but many countries in history have had female heads of state, the UK and commonwealth countries still technically do.
>>51946601
relevant*
If 4chan was a Civ, what would their uniques be?
>>51946026
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>>51946294
Pretty good until they introduced Shoshone (which is pretty much OP America).
>>51945986
Should have added you guys in rather than Assyria or Brazil. 2bad that's "offensive"
Washington should absolutely represent us
totally principled man who rejected the idea of being a monarch, brave general, etc.
Has any empire had so noble a founder?
>>51946476
Yea but you're my favorite civ to play along with Venice so it's ok
>need mo money fo dem trade routes
>>51946645
-90% population growth but +100% culture
gains the ability to steal culture from other civs in the information era
>>51946653
According to http://civilization.wikia.com/wiki/City-state_(Civ5)
Oslo does exist as a city state
Yet after 270 hours of game time i have yet to see it appear even once.
>>51946638
u tokin shet bout mai spellin bai
il fuckin fite u ya sick fooya
>>51946196
wow.
>>51946476
In a way that's pretty disrespectful tbth
>>51946433
He's perfidious as fuck
if I spawn next to this guy I'm already expecting to get war declared on me in 10 turns or so
>>51946767
yeah the city state generation is pretty weird, I get the same bunch every time. I only see some city states if i play massive games
>>51946767
It was taken out after the Denmark DLC was released. Norwegian cities and Norwegian Ski Infantry are part of the Danish Civ.
>>51946767
Don't worry, you still get to be soldiers for the Danes
>>51946626
Elizabeth is fine
some of them like Dido for Carthage or Boudicca for the Celts are plain pants on head retarded shoehorns
might as well make Joan of Arc the French leader
also Theodora the Whore for Byzantanium and Catherine for Russia instead of brave bold Peter the Great
>>51946732
>brave general
He was noble and principled, but he was a shitty General, buddy.
>>51946476
>>51945957
We get two. Elizabeth is godlike on archipelago, mediocre otherwise. Boudicca is pretty shit tbqh.
>>51946887
I said brave, not outstanding you fuck
go back to your irrelevant Tory shithole
What is this game?
>>51946884
Catherine is actually a good choice. She was a hardcore leader and expanded Russian territory much more than Peter did
>>51946950
skyrim
>>51946950
Bretty fun 2bh Mr. Barbosa
>>51946223
this counts as finland
>>51946959
Read more about Russian history
Peter made everything Catherine had to work with possible
he took Russia from a bronze-age tier backwater to a bona fide European power and even created a respectable navy
Catherine just killed a bunch of nobles and fucked a horse
>>51946913
england is not celtic
Melbourne and Sydney are city states
paradox ruined games for me, I can't play any games that are not autism simulators
it's too simplistic
>>51946971
Yeah right fuck off
At least tell me which is tge Portuguese queen?
Not like we had any relevant women ever but whatever...
>>51946857
>We only get to be in by proxy
RE+
>>51947004
>fucked a horse
>>51947011
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>>51946223
"Welcome to the snow-king's realm"
Who wrote this shit
>>51947029
Maria II iirc
>>51947004
All true but I'm just saying that she isn't a shoe in leader. She has some merit.
Peter is better though, you are right
>>51947010
>be Irish
>>51946626
Meh. Picking them as leaders over much better men is retarded though.
Elisabeth makes sense. Maybe Boudicca and Dido too. But why Maria Theresa ? Why Theodora over Justinian ? Why Catherine over Peter the Great ? Why Wu Zetian ? Isabella was pretty great, but why pick her over Charles V ?
>>51947071
List of Portugal's Queens:
Maria I
Maria II
Wow
>>51947087
I definitely don't think she's egregious, if you have some kind of quota I guess she gets a pass for being respectable
at any rate they made her really hot in the game
>>51947156
>Maria Theresa
Mother Theresa
>Theodora
Thesaurus
>Catherine
Catherine
>Wu Zetian
Wu Tang Clan
>>51946026
>>51946653
>>51946767
>>51946857
IMO "Denmark" should be called Denmark-Norway in Civ 5, since there are so many Norwegian cities in the danish civ.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark%E2%80%93Norway
>Trading
>Ship
>Polder
Pretty accurate i guess, dont know if theyre any good. Only played Civ 5 a couple of times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMCqfZLlYxY
DAS RITE
>>51947156
At this point the bounty of shoehorned female leaders doesn't concern me as I ruthlessly smash them all every game anyway and get to delight in it
>>51947294
Sea Beggars are good
Polders are only good in super specific situations
>>51947004
>fucked a horse
not true 2bh family
>>51947010
I'm aware, but Celts are British.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/smMZgru.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>his country isn't represented by at least two civs
embarrasing 2bh
>>51947294
This nigga makes serious bank in-game
Swamp Jews desu
>>51947350
no bitch. polders are ALWAYS GOOD
>>51947371
>choosing the beta version
>>51946223
Does it add +10% great person generation per friendship? Or does it really work once?
>>51946602
>I kinda wish they wouldn't ignore guys like Louis XIV
Well, okay, but Napoleon is the one everyone recognizes. Charles de Gualle has a better than chance Louis XIV.
>if Australia is ever in a civ game our leader will be some Abbo
You know it's true
>>51947569
Na people know about Versailles and the sun king
>>51947541
Yes
>>51947569
Louis XIV is pretty famous here mate.
Every knows about the Zonnekoning.
>>51946434
When does he get added?
What would his bonuses be?
>>51947584
probably
game developers are beta men and SJW keks
t. software engineer
>>51947659
Always good relations with Arabia
-100 Happines in the modern era
>>51947659
>Special Ability: "It's 2015"
>gain 10 free tiles of barbarian hordes within your territory
>>51947659
Instantly found Islam when you start
Buff your cunt's Civ if it's underpowered
>America
UA: Border expansion bonus now also applies to natural cultural border growth
UU1: Minutemen can cross rivers with no movement penalty
>>51947659
>It's [current year]!
>increases the pressure of foreign holy cities and tourism values
>>51946884
Why they chose Dido instead of based Hannibal I won't understand, but who would you have had instead for the Celts? Boudicca is pretty well known and accomplished quite a bit given the circumstances.
>>51947652
Sure, but the game is made by Americans.
I am satisfied.
Sid meier puts in any ethnic country or country led by a woman he can find, not relevant countries
>get best themes
>get shit racial units
who even bothers with naval shit in this game
>>51946899
Ya know what I don't get? Why is Isabella looking like a spic in this game. I mean for Christ's sake she was pale and blonde irl
>>51947004
>and fucked a horse
Someone who believes this really shouldn't be lecturing anyone else on history.
>>51947263
>Norway
But you're rightful Danish clay, fąm
>random native tribes get factions
>no Croatia, Serbia or at least Yugoslavia
Fuck off, shit game.
>>51952121
Those places are random tribes.
>>51948229
Louis was in Civ IV anyways
on the side, If you don't have enough for two leaders you shouldn't be in the game
>>51945957
>Are you satisfied with your Civilization leader and bonuses?
Yes, winged hussaria bitches
>You ARE relevant enough to be in Civilization, right?
Yes
>nation of immigrants
literally kek
Name a better leader than this motherfucker.
>>51952296
>nation of nation so shit they have to leave en masse, even facing rape and murder, to get away from their shithole
>>51952357
>mad his country is getting spic'd
![360_postcard_mexico_0408[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FNG9QHi.jpg "360_postcard_mexico_0408[1].jpg")
>>51952296
>Preferred Ideology: Freedom
yes
>>51947371
>mayans
based
>>51948229
People learn about the sun king and versailles here.
>>51947029
The Maria that went insane and ruined Portugal
>>51946433
>Napoleon
>UA is Ancien Regime
This always bothered me
>>51952316
An accurate representation of the brazilian populace.
>>51952690
This
>>51947294
>Father of the Fatherland
Pretty cool name Tbh
>>51946602
>>51947569
>Charles de Gualle has a better than chance Louis XIV
Coincidentilly, both of them were leaders in Civ IV in addition to Napoleon.
>>51952927
>This always bothered me
Same here, it'd be a perfect match for Louis XIV though. Napoleon's UA should probably be the Code Civil, which gives a bonus to.... something. Maybe tech or something. Like, an extra bonus tech for every 2 pops in a city?
>dido, wu, justinia and maria are leaders in place of hannibal, qin shi huang, constantine and afonso
>somehow skip the opportunity to add cleopatra, jean 'd arc, nefertiti as legit alpha female leaders
>harun al-allahuackbar, a kek islamispeace poet, over the more obvious choice of saladin
Shoehorned revisionist shit desu.
>>51946476
I kinda like Maria in the game, nice leader scene
>>51946278
>B17s come in too late to be really useful
perfect for America
>>51946169
Actually it does, nigger.
>>51947294
>Prince
I'm triggered
>>51953165
I agree for the most part but
>Wu is a legitimate choice
>JeanNE d'Arc was never a ruler, at best you could argue she was a general
>Harun-Al-Rashid makes perfect sense as he ruled the Umayyad Caliphate at its largest extent
>Saladin was an Egyptian leader, which means removing Ancient Egyptian leaders from the game
The shoehorning is there, but stop being fucking paranoid and inflating valid decisions.
>>51945957
Yeah, it's a fitting unique ability. Would have liked Franz-Joseph rather than Maria Theresia as leader though
>>51953893
how sexist
>>51953165
Jean d'Arc wasn't a leader, she was a general. Granted we still had Saladin.
Some of our most interesting kings and leaders are pre-Britain or even a full England so while I can't complain about our representation it's a shame some figures won't see the light of day.
>>51952988
in Dutch it is Vader des vaderslands. But by translating it, it loses some of its shine
>>51953076
>Code Civil
Other way around in English, thats like saying Union European rather than Merkelreich
>>51946602
I really like Napoleon in Civ Rev, but that might be because my game would bug out and the models would glitch everywhere.
Also Japan's UA and the Elite Forces policy is badass.
>>51945957
Our country nearly banned this game because Firaxis made King Ram look like our exiled prime minister who (ironically) tried to push for republicanism, which is treason in the eyes of the monarchy.
>>51955218
Is it actually illegal to declare war on Siam if you happen to be playing Civ in public for some reason?
>>51947104
>be saxon
>>51947369
>british
>ethnicity
almost had me there nigel
the only people who have a lick of legitimacy with calling themselves british are the welsh, cornish and breton.
>>51945957
Washington was the only correct choice for our leader.
The bonuses could be better.
>>51954036
>>51953575
Joan was the leader of France in civ 3
>>51955501
Yes, and Ghandi the leader for India in Civ V. Stupid shit remains stupid even with corporate backing.
>>51955501
Makes me laugh when people complain about the female leaders in Civ 5...
Civ 3 had fucking Joan of Arc and Cleopatra.
>Poland and Korea are two of the strongest civilizations in the game
why
>>51945957
>using planes in any civ game
D. Pedro II is the best Brazilian leader ever, so pretty good.
>>51946482
>>51946569
>Theodora instead of Justinian
>Dido instead of Hannibal
Only two real complaints about the female leaders.
Maria Theresa, Boadicea, Wu Zetian, and Isabella are are strong leaders in their own rights, when compared to other leaders from their country's history.
First mod with an animated leader, if Brazil and America can be in Civ, than the country with the oldest culture in the world should be innit as well.
>>51956202
This. Artillery+Missiles are the way to go.
>>51955321
I think it's just illegal if you capture the final city.
>>51946196
Boudicca is guaranteed to be the Celtic leader in future because it's one of the few female leaders they can pick. Also Civ celts usually means Gauls+Britons because Firaxis draws everything from Roman history and Wikipedia. What I'm saying is, there will be a Gaelic civ.
>>51956959
Stupid Thailand Kek. Why is your country so damn fucking sensitive. It's just a video game. Fuck Your Faggot Stupid Thai King Fucker.
>>51945957
Poland
Yes
>>51956686
That's a one ugly motherfucker
Gameplay wise, last time I checked, we were pretty overpowered on trade (as we should be)
Weird that they had Maria of all people be the leader that represents us. But sure, why not.
>>51951985
You serious? Her depiction is lighter skinned than most of the Spanish students who come here.
>>51957121
>>51947371
>implying I have mayan blood
Not sure about aztec.
Anyway, they hardly represent modern day mexican people. It's like Greeks pretending they're the decendants of classical Greece.
>>51945957
Yes.
>>51946601
>we're
lol
they simply forgot to add us....
>>51957399
I don't think Greece was a meme colony
ANY ENGLAND OR JAPANESE MAINS HERE
>>51958590
me.
England is God tier on water maps. longbowmen are awesome. better than chukonu.
Japan is underrated. Bonus culture when you start is great. also, bushido is underrated..
>>51947659
Increased Asian tourism
>>51952079
It was bants you autist
>>51958063
I always come up with fantasies about Catherine mid-game
>>51945957
>We're a city state
I'm surprised we're relevant enough for such a thing
I don't know which is worse, being a city state in vanilla or being merged with Sweden in Gods & Kings.
At least the Swedish UU is Finnish.
>>51945957
>nation of immigrants
Getting tired of this meme
>>51946482
>Isabella instead of Carlos V or Francisco Franco
>>51946433
>Napoleon
>Ancien Regime
If you're going to go with Ancien Regime, may as well go with Louis XIV.
ok but let's be serious for a minute
I can excuse every other female leader in this game
But why Theodora
>>51960380
>francisco franco
Are you trying to get Sid Meier decapitated or something?
>>51946196
>successfully
>>51960459
>decapitated
He's a relevant ruler, although Carlos V or maybe Felipe II would have been a better choice.
>>51960415
Because she took it in 3 holes at once
>>51960254
Is it not true?
Before you say something about a "libshit agenda", less than 20% of Americans have roots that go deeper than the 1840s.
At least half of all Americans have a great grandparent born in the old world.
>>51957368
MLP images get you banned.
>>51960562
lol then they can get fucked they aren't real Americans.
Why is there no Jewish civ?
>>51947371
I like this tbqh.
>>51960624
By your logic the only real Americans are WASPs, Natives, and African Americans
This game gets boring fast. GS is much funnier
>>51960684
They play Civ for real.
