I'm 29 and a virgin.
I'm going to make it lads..
No, you aren't, wizards don't exist.
>>51940274
You still have time to repent of your sins..
>>51940274
>Be Jesus
>Do nothing but build shit
>Turn 30, still a virgin
>Start ministry
>Perform miracles
Jesus is proof that wizards exist.
>>51940508
>>51940441
There are no miracles.
I see people complain about virginity on /int/ a lot.
Just read this article and you'll feel all better :^)
http://www.doctornerdlove.com/2014/05/the-problem-with-male-virginity/
>>51940596
That's not a real doctor.
>>51940596
I read it and I'm still a virgin..
Let's hope the German guy is right, I'd make the moon crash in the ocean..
>>51940274
>>51940571
>>51940680
And germans are not fun
Would u fug a grill if she offered herself to you two days before your 30th birthday? Would you ruin your chances at wizardhood only to taste the salty milk and coins?
>>51942159
I'd not being able to fug her, I'm to depressed to have erections
>>51944616
I want off this ride..
>>51941661
Italians are not white
>>51944890
delet this
>tfw no girl will EVER like me
>tfw I will NEVER be sexually active
>tfw I got vaccinated for HPV over nothing
I should have just told the doctor that I'll never have sex, so it's a waste.
>tfw Ive had sex with multiple girls in my younger years
>tfw I had relationships with girls that loved me
>tfw I left them all for women that didn't care for me
>tfw nearly 28 and no good prospects in sight to start a family
Well lads it's all over for me. I had a good run tho
>>51946435
Are you attractive and outgoing? That's basically the only way to get laid. How did you meet these girls?
>>51940227
take care, 3 sex ghosts will appear the night before your 30th birthday
>>51944890
>t. half-mongol
>>51946435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhKGtgcZghc
>>51940227
Pic related will happen to you.
>>51940274
t. normie mcnormal
porn doesnt get me a hard anymore
i need to strangle women to get hard nowadays, anyone know this feel?
>>51940227
not too far behind m8, 25 here
>>51946849
Are you depressed yet?, my depression started at 24..
>>51946849
Why did you let this happen?
>>51947164
>24
>having 29
>not killing yourself yet
What are you waiting for Op?
>>51946641
I'm slightly attractive, or used to be. I've aged horribly. I can be funny which definitely helps. Met them mostly through work/school.
>>51940508
KEK
>>51941661
>>51947414
Well, my wizard powers, obviously..
>>51944890
Thanks Ivan.
>>51947561
oh, my god
that is mean lol
>>51940227
Godspeed my white friend.
>tfw no sex since fucking march
I literally started to have sex dreams again, something I didn't experience since I was a teenager
I want to get off this ride....and a girl to ride me again
>>51949075
Hahahaha.
Is this what having sex even once turns you into? God fucking damn. I'd rather try heroin I guess.
>>51949136
Same Tbh
>>51948920
very accurate though
and educational
Pretty much any man can have sex if he really wants to my friend. You just have to lower your standards.
>>51950159
Or have €50 in your pocket
You don't miss out that much, desu.
I mean it is nice to not have this social pressure anymore, but sex is quite overrated. Fun, but overrated.
>>51950159
Pretty much any woman can have sex if he really wants to my friend. You just have to lower your standards.
Fixed that for you
>>51950205
Hookers are illegal here sadly,
>ftw no face
>>51950314
>he
stop 2015ing me you shit
Sex before marriage is haram though, I don't see the problem here OP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>51940227
por gente como vos gano macri
>>51950705
>negro del conurbano detected
>>51950205
>spending €50 on sex
oy vey at least try to haggle
>>51950780
For €50 you're guaranteed to have sex, of course you can get for less, even the most expensive cocktail is only like €15
>>51950849
you can get it for free if you're strong enough
Why do we have these shit threads on /int/?
>>51950920
Because int is sfw /b/
>>51950159
Not true at all. You have to be muscular and outgoing for a girl to like you enough to have sex with you.
>>51950880
Too much of a hassle for me.
The security I mean
>>51951026
If that's what you genuinely believe you truly haven't a clue.
>>51951026
>be muscular
>be outgoing after 4 drinks
>still no sex
>>51947164
29 years, 10 months down, 2 month to go here.
The mid-20s are the worst. That's when you're still clinging to some hope you might have a life like the rest of humanity's. By the time you're 29 you should have abandoned normal life and prepared yourself for the awesome power only a handful of men have ever known.
>>51950920
because latin america
ban all latin american IPs
report all latin american posts/threads
hide all latin american threads
There are people older than 21 on the same board as me.
Lol, go play some bocce grandpa
>>51951211
Prove me wrong dude. If you're not outgoing, then good luck EVER getting laid without paying for it.
>>51940227
How dissapointed would you be if you had sex before you were 30?
Just pay some easy girl money in exchange for sex and the problem's solved
>tfw 21 next month
>neet and never leave my apartment
I don't want to be a wizard
>>51951478
Level 25 virgin here.
Don't pretend you know those feels at 21.
>>51951426
well obviously, how would you even meet people if you werent outgoing?
>>51951530
I'm 21 but already know that I'll be in the same boat. So I think I know your feels. No girl will ever like me.
>>51951477
That's scoring on an empty net and doesn't count toward virginity loss.
>>51951478
You don't get to complain if you don't even try
>>51951426
The fact that there are introverted not at all muscular men with wives should tip you off you defeatist. What do you consider to be muscular and outgoing? Anybody who isn't a blob and doesn't spend all their life in their belltower?
>>51951698
Those guys aren't really introverts, at least not shy introverts. It's almost impossible to get married if you're shy and awkward.
>>51951660
>So I think I know your feels
Your soul hasn't being yet crushed in dismay. wait till 25..
>>51951752
Most important thing is facial easthetics cause thats what people judge you on the most.If you have that you can make it
>>51951777
trips confirms
>be 25
>never had a gf
>secret santa at the office
>I get to give something to a girl
>order some perfume from the internet
>package arrives and mom sees the girl's perfume
>"Is that for your girlfriend, anon?"
>y-yes
>"Oh thank God. You don't know how relieved I am"
>tfw
>>51951965
>secret santa
what
>>51951965
>tfw 20
>family comes to visit
>uncle asks me why im not out and if i dont have any friends
>tfw
>>51951752
>Those guys aren't really introverts
Except they are. Just because you don't piss your pants the moment somebody says hello to you doesn't mean you're not an introvert. Shyness is a trait that can be worked on, it's not a totally inalienable personality trait.
>>51952150
If you have avoidant personality disorder, then it's truly impossible to change. I'm doomed to be a virgin for life.
>Avoids occupational activities that involve significant interpersonal contact, because of fears of criticism, disapproval, or rejection
>Is unwilling to get involved with people unless certain of being liked
>Shows restraint within intimate relationships because of the fear of being shamed or ridiculed
>Is preoccupied with being criticized or rejected in social situations
>Is inhibited in new interpersonal situations because of feelings of inadequacy
>Views self as socially inept, personally unappealing, or inferior to others
>Is unusually reluctant to take personal risk or to engage in any new activities because they may prove embarrassing
>>51951752
Introverts just are people that don't express themselves openly and tend and want to be alone at times.
Being shy is a hurdle, but doesn't has to stop any contact.
I am both, getting a relationship isn't that hard, finding a girl I want to have a relationship with is harder.
>>51951965
I know that feel, I got the whole "if you are gay speech" when I didnt have a girl by *18*.
I find it it funny how for normies a heterosexual virgin in their twenties is more unbelievable than a gay man being a virgin in his twenties.
>>51951660
>doesn't count toward virginity loss.
Actually it does.
Technically, once you have put your thing into a girl's thing, you are not a virgin anymore
>>51952366
This, what you are doing is like a girl saying shes still a virgin because she never let a guy finish in her.
>>51952223
Personality disorders are meme and psychiatry is a crank science tbqhwy. Are you going to bow out because some failure of a medical doctor told you have a meme disorder?
>>51952560
Was meant for
>>51951660
>>51951260
>The mid-20s are the worst. That's when you're still clinging to some hope you might have a life like the rest of humanity's.
25 here, thanks for confirming my fear.
i lost my virginity with a hooker
>>51951797
good facial aesthetics is literally just thin cheeks and a wide jaw
>>51952930
Nah
>>51940227
teach me your ways master, I'm on my way
>>51952771
Doesn't count familiar
>>51952223
What you have is just standard textbook low self esteem. And that's not a real disorder.
>>51953014
prove me wrong
pro tip: you can't
Revelation 14
1 And I looked, and, lo, a Lamb stood on the mount Sion, and with him an hundred forty and four thousand, having his Father's name written in their foreheads.
2 And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps:
3 And they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth.
4 These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins.
tl;dr don't shag anything, and you will rule with Christ
>>51953122
Skin, eyes(black thing below them),nose
I need to find a prostitute that looks very similar to Natalia so I can lose my virginity to her.
I am willing to travel to any country, and pay up to $5,000 for her, but she must be very convincing and speak in a Russian accent even if she doesn't speak Russian.
Pls help me /int/, you're my only hope.
>>51953334
>goes to a wizard thread
>asks help in getting laid
How about you just don't?
>>51953334
this is being plain autistic, I just want normal sex with a normal girl, m3
>>51953573
I have passed the wizard's threshold and gained no powers. I never even got hugged by a girl.
>>51953635
>normal sex
>not into femdom
what are you, a fag?
>>51953830
Mistress T?
>>51953769
Fucking a prostitute at this point going to do anything for you. How about you ask yourself why you're a supreme gentleman and work from there to change it
>>51953769
>gained no powers
No, you have to awaken them anon.
>>>/x/
>>51953830
>>51953866
m'lads
>tfw most of my wanks now are with JOI/femdom talk videos (not even nudes)
>>51953895
Lad, I don't even care about sex твн, I have a really low sex drive or something.
But I have an obsession with Natalia and a large amount of money that I don't care about, so please just help me make my dream come true.
>>51953983
>>51953866
>>51953830
these guys know what's up
>>51954024
Fuck if I know m8, just get an oculus and wait a couple of years.
>>51953895
It's not anyone's fault if they're over 30 and a virgin. It's all determined by birth and upbringing. The first 6 years of your life usually determine the rest of it.
>>51954024
Why is she so perfect?
>>51954380
the world will never know
>>51954024
THIS
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I
S
>>51947164
Mine ended around 22, I just stopped strugling and found a sense of peace. Well actually I stopped caring and started trying to find as much happiness as I could in simple things.
>>51958856
It still hurts a little though, just a lot less than it used to.
>>51940227
You didn't masturbate, did you? Because that ruins it too.
Semen is mana. Every ejaculation is a hundred wasted fireballs.
>>51959332
Shit, now I'll never become a wizard and I was so fucking close...
Congratulations, OP. Put in a good word for me with the Illuminati.
>>51959332
>>51944616
It was true..
When I turn 30, I'm just gonna tell everybody who asks that I'm religious and I took a vow of celibacy.
>>51952089
When everyone contributes a gift and you draw numbers out of a hat. 1 picks a gift first, 2 picks next, etc
>>51940680
>>51940571
>>51940274
Hard wörk iz ze onli purpose in life, ja?
>>51946723
lmfao
>>51951478
>>51951660
It doesn't get any better. Actually, it's worse. At 21 I felt hope, now at 24 I feel nothing but regret and I've never felt this lonely in my life. Never thought I'd consider suicide, but it's not looking that bad all of a sudden.
>>51959926
secret santa is the best.
It's too bad that society stigmatizes virgins. You have to be muscular and outgoing (also have a strong jawline, etc.) for a girl to like you enough to get laid. We can't help the way we were born.
So many delicious losers tears ITT
>tfw prostitution is legal in your cuntry
>>51952744
On the plus side, it'll get easier from here on out. Plus as you get older, your libido decreased, so you don't have to put up with hormonal bullshit telling you to get something you can never have.
>>51960287
Sure, fucking a prostitute technically makes you a non-virgin. However, it is the fact that no one is interested in you that hurts.
>>51954862
>>51954380
>>51954024
>tfw no qt post-Soviet gf
>>51960253
What tears? A true wizard has accepted what Fate has handed him and decided to draw strength from it. That's what gives him his wizardly powers.
>>51959926
That's yankee swap.
Secret santa is when everyone gets the name of someone else in the group, and gets a gift for them. That way everyone gives one gift and receives one gift from someone else.
>>51960287
>hey anon how was your first time ?
Can your virginity grow back?
>>51947561
i don't get it
>>51944890
>implying russians are white
>>51949136
Maybe I can embrace my upcoming wizardry then.
Thank you, based Ivan
>>51951752
Shy, awkward, married virgin here.
>>51952366
What if you get the tip in, she doesn't like it and you withdraw? Not even one thrust.
>had a gf years ago
>never got very far with her
>we kissed sometimes, but that was all
>never even made out
>she started avoiding me in december
>I thought she didn't like me and broke up with her for another girl
>mfw I realised she just had a bad cold
>mfw the other girl called me a creepy stalker
>tfw no gf
>>51944616
Maybe I'm still too naive, but I still don't think I'd take pity sex.
Being pitied is easily the worst thing in life.
>>51965417
>I thought she didn't like me and broke up with her for another girl
>mfw I realised she just had a bad cold
>mfw the other girl called me a creepy stalker
I refuse to believe this.
>>51940508
was Jesus Christ an autism?
>>51965499
He did sperg out pretty hard in the Temple.
>yfw the Second Coming is thwarted because Jesus is too busy memeing on Reddit
cool
