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It's Always Sunny In Eilat Edition
Invited: Israelis, Jews, good goys
Theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHW2W-OrSAg
first for /balt/ + /ausnz/
ראשון בשביל ברוך הגבר
2ND TO ZION
We've been friends since Roman Republic guys, Netanyahu said so. ._.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhxmLuXYNG4
>>51933410
Kebab-removers are true friends to us.
>>51933410
>>51933495
>>51933495
tnx f.am :3
beady-eyed, hook-nosed, oven dodging kikes. leeches scattered around our nations. deported again and again. filthy yids. exiled from their own land twice. sooner or later, exiled a third time
>>51933808
>>51933495
but you are kebab. arab in denial
>>51933808
We deport now. :^)
>http://www.europeanguardian.com/81-uncategorised/immigration/635-israel-is-shipping-its-deported-africans-off-to-sweden
>>51933374
who is this lilith kith?
>>51933901
>sweden
cunt, i might get raped by a nigger now :(
>>51933904
Sadly, I can't recall.
>>51934002
Or your sister/mother.
>>51934002
don't worry you're fine, niggers don't rape eachother
ffs yahzan why wont u die alrdy?
daily reminder
stop cherrypicking israeli women
>>51934275
אבל משלמים לו לעשות את זה
>>51934216
>>51934275
Oish Batulchik on suicide watch. :^)
how come in America Jewish women always have big noses and large ears and big teeth?
>>51934178
how does it feel to have faced more hardship throughout history than niggers?
>>51934677
>>51934508
Haters gonna hate-hate-hate. :^)
>>51934742
im not hating, I'm just wondering how come we got all the bad jews
>>51934742
the thing is, light hair and eyes doesn't automatically make someone attractive.
>>51934893
israelishits won't understand that
seriously, the taste in women of my peers is horrible
ya alla she has blonde hair wow so hot
>literally every girl that takes care of herself even minimally and has blond hair
im so tired of this place
and especially by jewgopniks like yahzan
>>51934742
>no ass
>>51934893
Dark skin, hair and eyes?
>>51934786
Maybe the USA fucks them up? It's your fault ruining our goods.
>>51934986
s u i c i d e w a t c h
>>51935092
הלוואי תדקר
>>51933277
I want to breed a jewess
>>51935092
stop posting these ugly frehot
how much are they paying you?
>>51935148
i second this
>>51934508
Generations of Inbreeding within closed communities.
Israeli jews are less inbred and more genetically diverse.
>>51934742
Why do your girls have tits but absolutely no ass and/or hips?
>>51935148
>>51935188
literally ב ו כ י ם :^)
>>51935344
Israelis prefer boobs tbqh.
>>51935427
fucking shill
go away
>>51935450
fucking B O H E :^)
stop crying that hard
>>51935538
Is that how your homes are?
Please show me a picture of the exterior and then another of the interior of your average home.
>>51935569
If you live in a Kibbutz or a Moshav like me.
>>51935751
And the inside?
>>51935569
commieblocks in big cities
>>51935569
here
average student who lives out of his parent's house home
this is literally my house, i have a 5sqrmtr kitchen and a small shower and thats it
i live with my gf
this is the house of someone who works his butt off,unlike those spoiled brats you see on yahzan's pic who have their studies paid by their parents and their asses wiped by them so they have time to go to parties and act like slutty normies
>>51936020
Are you an Arab? Your apartment looks so fucking shitty compared to mine.
>>51936020
Feels below average/poor compared to Portugal. Except the AC. We don't use that ever, except in commercial buildings.
Pretty comfy though.
>>51935751
oh? what kibbutz u live on where is it
>>51936105
no
im a super ashkenazi from raanana who refuses to let his parents wipe his ass
>compared to mine
you mean your parent's
>>51936172
this is what a college/uni student can afford in israel without his parent's help
>>51936217
>look at me everyone
>i'm so independent
>>51936105
>ywn be an arab sheik
>>51936217
Nah, I paid for mine. Well, I still am.
You're just used to live your shitty life so you settled for a shitty apartment.
Trump announced today that he is delaying his trip to Israel until he becomes president.
how does this make you feel?
>>51936302
>look at me everyone
>my parents do everything for me since im a manchild who thinks he deserves everything
this is literally everything that's wrong with modern society muh mizzou muh safespace muh rights muh self entitlement
>>51936411
no. i live with my girlfriend whom i love and this is my decision
there are things that are more important than a comfortable living, something you will never know, shitty yahzan, not everyone gets 6jewllions for shilling
>>51936435
Israeli Jews are sad. We love Trump.
Israeli-Arab are happy. They hate Trump.
>>51936411
a house this nice will run you close to 8k a month
1 bedroom+living and kitchen+bathroom is usually really shitty for a reason, they don't make it nice so they don't have to spend too much and students will still rent favela tier apartments
>>51936483
>cheapass defending his cheapness
I bet you never tip.
how does this make you feel jew boy
>>51936602
How does this make you feel? :^)
>>51936483
nah it's just your complete refusement to accept any helo that's idiotic to me
a bit of cash frpm parents here and there always helps, between rent and tuition and living expenses it's nice to have something left to spend
>>51936663
>When his HDI starts with an 8
>>51936663
i feel no empathy for them desu
am i a sociopath?
>>51936602
>muh oil
arabs are utterly incapable of anything without cheating
>>51936663
>Israel
>88
>>51936573
I got one bedroom, besides the living room.
My apartment is just nicer overall because I prefer not to settle for 500 more NIS.
>>51936778
>>51936875
Israel's HDI is higher than Austria, France and Finland.
>>51936944
how much are they paying you for shilling israel shlomo?
its you yahzan isn't it?
>>51936663
As an israeli i'm kind of suprised.. But after thinking about it for a little bit im also not that suprised.
>>51934442
>>51934742
>>51934085
>>51933374
>>51935092
>>51935427
>>51935538
nice cherypicking, faggot.
we both know, that these girls are rare in israel and they will date 9+\10 rich alpha only.
also, if with russian gils i have advntage as "smart and rich jew", with israeli girls like these we dont have chanses.
>>51936435
who gives a shit
>>51936870
this tbqh
Arabs are less intelligent than other races due to generations of inbreeding. First cousin marriages make up about 50% of total marriages in Muslim countries. This is why Arabs are so retarded and ugly and need oil to make a civilization.
>>51937096
You can't believe how many hot israeli grills are dating guys that are waaaaay beyond their level.
tfw no light eyed, dark haired, smart jewess gf with a healthy tan
>>51937096
this desu senpai
>>51937096
>chanses
>>51936870
but you wouldn't be able to defend yourself without america
>>51937171
good goy
>>51937096
>let me tell you about your country and how people in it act
>>51937219
May be, I know that my israeli cousin who is 9\10 married girl 4\10 and 7 years with her, and happy.
So, dunno, it is weird.
I bet they are rich, right?
>>51933808
t. Achmed
>>51937288
I was in israel 7 times, my aunt lives here.
If you are not alpha you cant get these girls, dude.
>>51937303
Middle class in Israel == rich in Russia
>>51937274
we were under an american embargo during the six day war m8
we didn't get any aid until the 80s
even today only 3 billion dollars out of a 60 billion defense budget is american money
Can I become Israeli without cutting off my foreskin ?
I'm already reading up on compound interest rates and insult sepharadic and mizrahim arabs whenever I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
>>51937303
not rich, handsome
>>51937362
i'm catholic. jews, muslims and filthy protestants like you are our enemies.
>>51937407
rich in russia = billionare in the world, dude.
>>51937482
>arab lying about his identity
Fuck off back to your 3rd world homeland in North Africa/Syria.
>>51937426
וואו אמברגו של שישה ימים
>>51937428
>Not already having your foreskin cut off
>>51937428
We're full.
>>51937436
tfw got laid so easily in Germany by just beeing myself :^)
here in Israel i had to make a really big effort with girls ive just met to get them into my bed
>tfw 8/10 living with a 4/10
>tfw fucked 9s left and right when i lived in europe
a-atleast i love her,r-right?
>>51937482
HAHAHAHA bullshit, only something like 20% of Sweden is christian. Kill yourself raghead.
>>51937271
>>51937288
>>51937407
>>51937426
Ok, just tell me, what I need to fuck israeli qt? I am 179 88, 14cm penis, body fat 12%. face is 7\10, but churka face actually.
Have some money.
What do?
>>51937482
>being an idol worshipper
Kindly step into the nearest oven
>>51937648
1. Don't be autistic.
2. Be Attractive.
3. Don't be unattractive.
>>51937648
>churka face
Chechens not welcome
>>51937736
but moroccans are?
kavkazim>mizrahim
>>51937824
moroccans not welcome either
>>51937736
No, I am Jewish, but mountain Jew (you know from Kavkas some kikes).
I am not bad looking, got decent body now, have some charisma when talking to gills, but I am afraid all girls I will like in Israel will have a bf.
>>51937648
>14cm penis
how thick?
>>51938021
lol, I dunno, I would some may be an average or thicker a bit
Israel, how the fuck do you have such a hot girls, fuck
https://www.instagram.com/hotisraeliarmygirls/
Can you pls tell me how often do you see 7+\10 girls?
DESIGNATED
>>51938713
the average chick in israel is 5/10 doe
>>51938819
How often do you see 7+\10?
Also, rate this girls
Pls send wall plans.
Will give goulash in exchange.
>>51938896
uhh every day that i go out?
left to right
7, 8, 5, 6, 5, 8, 8, 5, 6
>tfw want to go on birthright
>tfw jew dad doesn't care much but gentile mom is worried for my well-being
>mfw my mom won't let me be hardcore
Should I just go w/o telling her?
>>51939176
>reinforced concrete castings
>barbed wire
>guards on post with tear gas and skunk
>maybe a few mines not to close to the wall
done
>>51939394
send your sister plox
>>51939415
>a few mines
The butthurt it would create would be absolutely hillarious.
>>51939292
wtf, dude? Are israeli girls that ugly?
from 10 israeli girls how many will be 7+\10? 6+\10?
>>51939474
Shes not attractive 2bh, you'd be better off marrying a pure ashen-nazi jewess. I want a secular Palestinian gf more than anything though.
>>51939519
>implying any average 10 slav girls look like that
dont lie, babushka
>>51939672
Here is extremely average russian girls in the age 16-21
as you see, here is no balance, or ugly or qt
>>51939789
graduation pic from hs
>>51939955
>51kb
Are you kiddin me or not?
>>51939490
it would be deeply concerning
>>51939555
>secular Palestinian
they all ran to america to hide form arrest and their children as god awful self entitled sjws
>>51939955
me 4 pixels up 7 to the right
>>51940056
>>51939955
haha weirdest graduation pic ive seen
נראה כמו כיתת מב"ר
>>51939789
it's funny because here the hot girls are also russian
>>51940019
>>51940056
found a better one
>>51936602
>>51940272
>reminder that THESE are the average israeli girls that have have over inflated ego
i remember going to a party with some of them and one of them said that she and her friends (from my hs) used to go out and dance a bit with guys just to tell them they have a boyfriend after a second and give the guys a dirty look
(they made a contest who gets hit on the most
>>51940395
>>51940272
They are extremely ugly. Where are all qts?
>tfw no jewish gf
>>51940486
In the army.
>>51940486
in europe grinding on mussies
>>51940486
they are all mizrahiot.. search some ashkenazi girls.
>>51940558
fuck, post pics with ash nazi girls pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU
oy gevalt
>>51940558
its in Raanana
most of them are ashkenazi
sry to disappoint
>>51940347
fixed
>>51940866
why so ugly
>>51940029
But its so..hot. Deflowering a Palestinian girl with my white jew dick gets me hard just thinking about it.
>>51941038
no idea
i hated 90% of this class
i had high hopes for qts in highschool and all i got was a class full of 2/10
im grateful for the internet, for 3 years i wasn't interested in a single girl from my hs
>>51941142
What about now? It is just bad luck or that is average?
>>51941142
I had so many qt's in my high school, and few real 9/10 - 10/10 model level sex bombs. Was just too stupid to get on hints from girls and too shy to even do anything about the hints that i did get.
>>51941261
these girls are average
dont believe yahzan.
i used to fuck a lot of tourists and russian girls/mentally ill ashkenazi girls(a lot of them are really weird but look good atleast)
now im in college and again most girls look like the pic i uploaded
now i live with my girlfriend so no more fucking around :'(
>>51941282
where did you study?
>>51941406
post college sluts now
also, gib more fb groups with photos of israeli slags
>>51941473
dont have any pics of them,only on fb
check out: שיח פמניסטי
its a feminist group, do it only if you're very brave
>>51941406
Holon
>>51941473
Search 'Monochrome' on fb.
That's for example a "high level" party line in Tel aviv. As you can see there are a LOT of qt and hotties in these pictures.
>>51941615
i mean gib fb pls
>mfw working as a security guard
I fucking hate people who can't read signs
>>51941706
gib yours
i cant post mine in here since i bet atleast someone in this faggy thread knows me somehow
>>51937884
god its that fucking cu.ck who makes the "no gf" threads. Fucking gas yourself faggot.
>>51938896
from left to right
1 fuck 6
2 wife 8
3 wife 7
4 fuck 6.5
5 fuck 6.5
6 wife 7.5
7 wife 7/5
8 not even with Lavrenty Beria's cock 1/10/ To lubianka with her
9 no ideea
>>51941406
>>51941282
>>51941615
>>51941672
>>51941757
Do you use drugs in Israel? Girls do?
>>51942096
i dont but weed is very popular
i do like to drink a lot on weekends
yes a lot of girls like to drink as if they were men.
savages
this thread genuinely makes me mad
i hate israeli women so bad
i've been to so many countries and lived in some and not a single ethnic group is as bad
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>51942096
I personally don't but yeah its really common in Israel, especially in Tel Aviv, everybody do it. In some streets in tel aviv you can actually walk in the middle of the day and smell the strong scent of fresh weed roaming the air around you..
>>51942222
israeli girls like smoking weed?
>>51942303
yes, these sluts will fuck you if you have some (but this is a global thing) i had a friend in switzerland who got laid by offering girls weed
faggy thread
>>51942369
Are tel aviv the only place with hot girls? Where are all hot girls from? What states?
>>51942369
Are swiss girls hot?
I am stuck here, how it feels to live in 1t world?
>>51942538
of course not
the more russian population the better
bat yam and ashdod are good
the hot girls are usually either russian or ashkenazi
thing is:
russian girls are whores and the ashkenazi ones are all freaks
>>51942538
Tel Aviv is the most developed, international and 'cool' fashion city as you probably know, so there are a lot of hot girls there, but you can find hot girls everywhere. It's just that most of them come to tel aviv in some point of their lives..
>>51942641
dont be so sad
my girlfriend who is russian tells me that its really easy to find a 10/10 even if you're a 5/10 since most males are either alcoholics or losers
>>51942654
Either freaks or bitchy "too hot for you" type
>>51942737
she is jewish russian - zhidovka
who /DALE/ here?
>>51944577
מה?
>>51937096
>nice cherypicking
what, do you want us to post ugly women?
why would anyone want to either post or look at pictures of ugly people?
Juden Uber Alles
גז ליהודים מלחמת גזעים עכשיו!
>>51945371
גם לך מציק המתווה?
>>51945455
GAS TSHUVA MA'AMADOT WAR NOW!
כן
>>51945455
lel
>>51945364
what game is this?
looks interesting
>>51945548
gas answer standings war now?
>no Israeli gf
>>51945868
Conflict: Middle East Political Simulator
>>51946027
cheers big guy
Can a foreigner come and and work in Israel;
How easy common it is over there;
Also what Israelis think of Greece;
>>51947064
>How easy common it is over there;
?
>>51947097
common**
whoops
בחצות ישר נהיה כיפי
>>51947180
how common is it over there? wut?
>>51947228
he's asking how common is it for foreigners to be working in Israel
>>51947331
ty dude
>>51940272
Ra'anana, so I'm guessing Ostrovski or Metrowest.
Or maybe even Meitarim if you're a rich anglo faggot?
>>51947331
>>51947418
oh
it's p common
>Also what Israelis think of Greece;
I imagine people like Greece, popular tourist destination
>tfw no big tits Israeli soldier kebab remover gf
i like Israel a lot
not a Jew but ive been there many times, my dad is a patent lawyer and i used to travel with him if I didn't have school, he had lots of clients in Tel Aviv
שלום חברים! מה אתה עושה עכשיו?
>>51947772
shitposting mostly, i got work tomoz and i can't seem to drag myself into bed.
>>51947772
I'm funposting
>>51947919
>>51947990
מה תעשה בשבת?
>>51947772
playing on the new maplestory reboot server its lit af
>>51948103
funposting
>>51948110
>>>/fxp/
>>51948143
i didnt play maple since 4 years ago
but they just announced a new world which is like old maple so im trying it out for nostalgia
>>51948203
how old? i quit after they start adding pirates and shit
>>51948143
אתה לא הולך לאוניברסיטה או שיש לי עבודה?
חוץ מזה באמצעות המחשב בשבת אסור.
>>51948303
I'm a NEET
>חוץ מזה באמצעות המחשב בשבת אסור.
rules don't apply to cool people
>>51948272
really? i remember when they added pirates i was hyped as fuck it was still super fun
i quit at the big bang patch which was 2010 when they completely changed the game and it all went downhill from there
ראשון עבור הנפשה יפנית
>>51948303
you do realise that the vast majority of people here are not religious
yes a lot are believers, but not many actually consider themselves religious and obey the laws of judaism
>>51948883
>laws of judaism
never go over 90 shekels an hour
>>51948883
Well I used to know a girl from an Orthodox jew family.
I assumed that in Israel things were much more strict even.
>>51949062
diaspora is much more religious
post music that isnt shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q9v8yhrFbQ
>>51949112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Qb_A_g-_E
>>51949178
אומייגאד
יש עוד ישראלים חוץ ממני שאוהבים גאצ'ימוצ'י?!
למה אני מתרגש
אני לא גיי
>>51949276
face the rear
>>51945868
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/24764/Conflict+-+Middle+East+Political+Simulator.html
just had an even better game
been trying to go for a top score by conquering Egypt
but usually by the time I get the chance they are already collapsing
like here they got nuked by Libya
>>51949521
Looks fun
I'll give it a try
Are Jewish girls easy to date? I'm a Filipino who was born with white skin but definitely not white.
>>51937274
>obvious Arab is obvious
Sorry about your anger, it must suck knowing you're inferior and not being able to do anything about it but cry about Jews
>>51934786
>how come we got all the bad jews
we didn't
