This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
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100 most common Japanese words
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>>51929144
argentina ga shiro desu
>>51929177
This.
>>51929144
Christmas Sushi
>>51929144
乙
>>51929144
4 for my pen
>>51929144
乙です
>>51929177
>>51929237
...Argentina and Finland.
>>51929144
乙
>>51929237
good morning!
>Do you really think so with his English?
>The Vitamin war
これはポニーテールじゃなくてなんたら
>>51929177
いつあの島々を再征服するつもりですか?
Any Japanons in Tokyo want to meet up in Shibuya or maybe Shinjuku or Nakano tomorrow? We can carouse together and have some fun, it'd be nice
[spoiler]please respond this time [/spoiler]
>>51929413
rape
>>51929413
maybe more people would answer if you asked in japanese instead?
Honestly speaking I haven't ever spoken to foreigners
>>51929371
とき日本は独島島を取り戻します。
Hey, anon. I have to tell you my balls are more sensitive than my penis.
This poster >>51929413 in an Australian cannibal do not meet up with him
>>51929581
Do you enjoy having your balls tickled?
>>51929581
I also have to tell you that my ears is the most sensitive in my body
>>51929144
おつです~
ま、基本日本のクリスマスは赤緑白があればいいって感じですよね
>>51929637
who doesn't?
4か月ぶりに帰国したら北のうみは死んでるし、靖国はアホに爆破されるしで世の中が著しく動いたな~と思った。
>>51929594
怖いね
>>51929413
I wish you were staying in my prefecture
>>51929698
welcome back, where did you go?
>>51929413
What did she mean by this?
>>51929746
;_;
>>51929567
取り戻しても韓国から文句が来て使えないので、ドイツにあげてビアホール島にするのが良い解決方法です
>>51929794
probably sweaty rough sex with musclebound crocodile-dundee types t bh
Are there Koreans browsing 日本語スレッド?
Are there any zainichi Koreans posting with a jap flag on here?
what do you guys think of "one spoon Sushi"?
this is brand-new style Sushi.
a spoon on Tuna Sushi, salmon Sushi, Mackerel Sushi and roll Sushi etc.
non-Japanese people would love this rather than traditional Sushi.
>>51930149
I'd try it.
>>51930149
Too western to me
Hey bros please tell me liquors you like
>>51930149
Make it into a sushi hamburger and it will sell in America
>>51930371
Fosters t.bh
:3
>>51930198
for real?
I guess, this is a revolution of Sushi.
from now on, some foreign people dislike Sushi because of its looking. but tone spoon Sushi, they are likely to love this brand-new style Sushi yeah
>>51930371
外人は梅酒嫌いだよ
>>51930371
Sweet ones like Frangelico, Licor 43, Baileys & Irish Meadow, Merlyn, etc.
It's not really a liquor, but since it's winter, it's okay to drink lots of mulled wines and ciders now.
but I still like Kura-zushi
>>51930455
Thanks
>>51930503
マジか
otsu for you are always fat
>>51930527
>>51930455
>Reply is a joke
>>51930645
>Thanks
>>51930650
thanks, I already read it at previous thread (#^ω^)ﾋﾞｷﾋﾞｷ
I see that I and you are fat
>>51930650
fat. adjective. a person or animal that is fat has too much flesh on their body and weighs too much.
this is what he meant by "fat"
>>51930420
replace the rice with buns and the raw fish with beef patties thou
>>51930420
>Sushi Hamburger
omg but I know Sushi Kebab yeah
ライスバーガーでいいじゃん
This is rice bread
http://www.japantoday.com/category/opinions/view/why-you-shouldnt-learn-japanese
>>51931548
>But honestly, when I look at the very few people I actually know who’ve succeeded, it’s clear why. They got up at 4 a.m. every morning to do speaking drills
What kind of next level weebism is this
>>51931548
lazy people shouldn't learn anything kekekeke
>>51931548
>It’s Going to Take Time. A Really Freaking Long Time
only applies for retarded people
>Of the hundreds of people I’ve seen study Japanese over the years, only about 10 succeeded in speaking the language with any level of competency
wow, whoever wrote this knows quite a lot of retarded people, huh?
>Studying Japanese takes some money
only if you're too stupid to learn stuff by yourself
>Of the roughly 20 countries I’ve been to, Japan is probably the most set up to accommodate people who don’t speak the local language
can't really say for sure, but probably bullshit, most japs can't speak english at all (at least most of which I've seen attempting to)
>Japanese Can Make You Less Popular
attention seeker argument pls
well, there's more but I wrote too much already
Any Koreanons in Germany want to meet up in Frankfurt or maybe Mannheim or Mainz tomorrow? We can carouse together and have some fun, it'd be nice
[spoiler]please respond this time [/spoiler]
>>51931948
>>Of the roughly 20 countries I’ve been to, Japan is probably the most set up to accommodate people who don’t speak the local language
He is clearly mentally ill
Also he probably only went to Tokyo
金髪
>>51932302
はーはい?
>>51931948
>>51931548
He is just listing excuses for him not to learn it because he is lazy
>>51931548
>Many foreigners live here with no more than a handful of simple phrases and do just fine. Lots of signs and menus are in English, and the entire population has received at least six years of English education. Even if you try to speak Japanese, it may not work. Sometimes no matter how perfectly you ask a question in Japanese, you’ll get an answer in English, or at least dumbed-down Japanese. Contrary to many countries that demand you speak the local language, Japan sometimes seems to prefer you don’t speak Japanese.
what
>>51932558
>Sometimes no matter how perfectly you ask a question in Japanese, you’ll get an answer in English, or at least dumbed-down Japanese
I would do the same to people who are obviously not Finnish and trying to speak it badly
>>51931548
Why are all the white people living in japan idiots like this?
>>51932302
ギャル
>>51932558
>no matter how perfectly
Lel, every angry foreigner always seems to think their Japanese is perfect
>>51933293
AVのジャンルの一つに黒ギャルがあって人気を博してたけど、ついに2次元の世界でもギャルが性的に消費されるようになったか・・・
昔からそういうジャンルはあったけど
これもそのうちフェミニストからやり玉に挙げられそうだなwwww
>>51933273
rude t b h
>>51933461
You'd be surprised how often people think that about their English too, especially the ones who claim they get "mistaken for a native".
>>51933533
黒ギャルってキモいな
日本にはフェミニストが多いんですか?
>>51933961
ブスなBBAが少し
>>51933864
Yes, there are some Europeans like that.
LOL desu.
Shameful desu.
I like good meals
All jokes aside I'm actually a good cook and can make very good homemade Maultaschen and carrot cake
I hope someday I can cook for my girlfriend and make her happy too
I live in Japan.
>>51934308
Lucky bastard.
>>51933864
>tfw my English is better than most native speakers
また独在住のキチガイチョンが湧いたよ
>>51934308
So do I
>>51934308
Are you Japanese?
>>51933961
おおくないし、少なくもない。
最近はSocial Justice Warriorが目立ち始めたけど、まぁうまくコントロールされている。
ちなみに黒ギャルは黒人への差別ではありませんよ。詳しいことはAVメーカーにきいてね。
>>51934382
Kirei desu
>>51934382
Sometimes when I'm talking to a Japanese girl, she'll add desu at the end of her English sentence.
fuck I slept for almost 12 hours
>>51933273
Yup, sometimes I answer in Swedish and they have no clue what I'm saying because they expect the only answer they learned in their book.
>>51933864
To be fair, in America you could be mistaken because they are a bit off
(if Americans count as natives)
>>51934457
liar
>>51934200
sorry I am poor at chilli pepper
i like vigegar...
>>51934475
Do you feel emptiness?
>>51934308
I live far away of Japan.
>>51934475
My English is better then you're
>>51934505
In total, people sleep 25 years during the whole life.
>>51934561
>Do you feel emptiness?
Only on the inside.
>>51934535
what
do you put vinegar in your food?
I usually only use it for salads and sausage salads
>>51934645
My average will probably be 30 years
My Engrish is Queen's Engrish
>>51934524
I'm not lying. Not when typing, only talking.
>>51934710
Please be my sofure. ソフレ
>>51934457
How did you meet Karen?
Prepare yourself. I'm going to fap now.
>>51934457
Sorry, we sometimes do that when we speak with foreigners who understand Japanese.
I also say, desho at the end the English sentence just to confirm.
>>51934418
そうですか?まぁ、コントロールされているならいい
別に差別のこと言ってない、ただ「黒ギャル」はブスと思うだけ。
>>51934625
youre english is clearly bad. the right way to say that is "mine english is better then you're"
learn some stuff, you dumb swiss
(not trying to start a retard contest)
im japen
>>51934876
Niconico live, plz
>>51934979
Yes you are.
>>51934787
>ソフレ
それは何?
>>51934954
Your retarded
>>51934308
I want live safe English countryyyyy
>>51934770
sure
>>51935105
>English country
>safe
>>51934697
hahaha, missunderstanding :)
I would say, I like vinegar rather than chilli pepper
this is it
>>51934954
黒ギャルはヤリマン
>>51935045
添い寝(隣に寝る)をするだけ
そいねフレンド 略してソフレ
Hなことは一切なし
そんな関係
>>51935178
He is the guy who killed ppl with an ax.
( ;∀;)
>>51935178
He dindu nuffin
he a good boy
>>51935238
oh jesus!
>>51934913
かわいいよ
誤らなくてもいいです
>>51935140
Why don't you believe me?
>>51935223
黒くねーじゃん。
てかすごい経歴だな。
もしこの人男性なら女に飽きて絶対男性に走ってたよ
>>51935322
I believe you
I talk to korean girls every day
but you're still a weeaboo
>>51935238
kek sure
>>51935223
こういう子は親から十分な愛情をもらってない
>>51935223
うわあ
なんか、可哀想
>>51935223
ぶっちゃけ右下の奴より全然マシ。
戊辰戦争のアニメ、いつ?
I LOVE MEMES
What are some cool Japanese memes?
>>51933864
>Your total vocabulary size is estimated to be: 16,900 words
http://testyourvocab.com
According to this graphic, I should rightfully get mistaken for a 13 year old English native speaker. Beauteous!
>>51936149
そのサイトの日本語の語彙版があるか?
treat me as your princess
>>51936070
top level citizen!
Say you are sorry for Nanking.
>>51935285
I think it was a machete, but nonetheless, it was still a really mean thing to do. You should not hit people with axes or machetes.
>>51935238
oh man
totally ridiculous
ソフレ is the gayest people in the world
>>51936319
FU finish land
>>51936149
Wow I got 15,600 words. I'm a native English speaker.
>>51936238
あるよ、一年前くらい見たことある
there is one, I've seen it posted here about a year ago
>>51936370
>You should not hit people with axes or machetes.
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't. And don't say because you'll kill or permanently injure them.
>>51936149
>17,300 words
Pretty sure I got over 20,000 last time I did it
>>51936149
>20k
All these meme words I swear
Playing progressive trance in the midnight
>>51936651
Art thou Shakespeare?
>>51936430
I m a woman and I thought that swedish person was a man.
>>51936319
Madeup story by chinks
>Browsing through other threads on /int/
>Encounter a Japanese comment
>Everyone ignores it
>Mfw
>>51937227
No, but I did have an easier time reading his stuff in school, compared to others.
>>51936238
ググった
http://www.kecl.ntt.co.jp/icl/lirg/resources/goitokusei/goi-test.html
>>51936149
I’m surrounded by sadness.
I must learn more words.
>>51937430
>あなたの語彙数は54400語です.
英単語は6500だったけど日本語はなんとか日本人の体裁を保つことができた…かも
>>51936149
どう考えてもこんなねえだろ
I learn English for total six years at school at least, but it doesn't give me any benefit expect when I post/read 4chan...
>>51936619
You'll make them late for work, which will damage the economy.
>>51937469
>>51937728
>>51937731
T O K Y O
O
K
Y
O
>>51936149
15700, less than I expected
>>51937430
あなたの語彙数は8700語です.way more than I expected
Fuck me lads. I forgot I had a communications final.
>>51937430
あなたの語彙数は16400語です
>>51937807
*fewer
>>51937757
What's wrong?
>>51937779
Unexpected answer
Well done, Nigel.
>>51937430
あなたの語彙数は0語です.
Exactly what I expected
Is the UK Europe?
>weeaboo
>wee
what does it mean
>>51937928
Yes
Is the UK Middle east ?
>>51937928
No
>>51937965
Yes
Have you ever talked with real people today?
Me, no
>>51937840
やんのかコラァ!
>>51937953
4chan moderators devised a creative intervention using the word-filter, replacing every instance of Wapanese with “Weeaboo,” which was a fictitious term originally coined by Nicholas Gurewitch in his Perry Bible Fellowship comic strip (date unknown, comic #62):
>>51937845
Mostly, we have almost no opportunity to use English irl.
>>51937375
You got ignored, lad.
I think that's the joke.
I farted.
>>51938005
Yes
>>51937953
Handsome and smart people with a huge dick, like 30cm
>>51938005
>We are all robots for the Institute
>>51938054
>Sweden
>Yes
>>51937430
ありがとうございます。
>小学生レベルさえではない感じ
苦しい…
>>51938005
Yes, but only because I had to go to my calc exam. I may have failed though.
>>51938005
I had to go to school so yes
even girls
but they're not korean so I don't care about them
Is it bad if I'd rather read these threads than talk to people?
How can I become a cute girl?
>>51938104
That is what I thought.
I am AI, too so I don't talk with real human beans.
>>51938183
彼女が欲しいなら
>>51938189
with a rope
>>51938189
post pics
>>51938017
I don't use English irl either. Didn't stop me from becoming fluent when I was like 14 years old
>>51938104
>>We are all robots for the Institute
>>51938183
Yes
>>51938141
落ち込むことないよポルトガルくん
ぼくは英語すら7歳くらいなんだよ
>>51938260
Can't wait for the loli/anime girl mods to come out
>>51938234
I like the way you think
>>51938183
Not at all
>>51938284
7才くらいの英語ってめちゃめちゃすごいぞw
>>51938284
7歳のレベルなんて相当すごいぜ、ワトソン君
>>51938284
ありがとう
>>51938358
Fedex で送る?
>>51936149
14k
I guess not reading books was a bad choice for that test
>>51938017
Often English education in Japan is criticized because of luck of a side of speaking but irl most of Japanese don't have to speak English as you said. However it's sure the education make us be able to read/write eng so it's rational I think on this point
You want more its skill should do by uyself
>>51938382
イギリス在住ですか?
イギリスの暮らしはどうですか?
>>51938339
>tfw there were nude mods literally a few days after release
Good to know people have their priorities in order.
I feel dizzy each time I read English written by Japanese people.
>>51938600
仕事で来てるだけだ。正直イスラム教徒が怖すぎてチョンとかどうでもよくなってくるぞw
>>51937430
60800
後半の単語とか知っててどうすんのってのばっかだな
>>51938760
気を付けて下さいまし
ロンドンの東へは行かぬよう
>>51938895
Thank you~
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel like my only friend
Is the thread I browse, the thread of Japanese
Lonely as I am, together we cry
Any Stargate in Gunma?
>>51938189
Place your penis between your thighs so that you can hide your penis from front view. Now you become a girl.
>>51938722
Me too fampai
But it's cute
>>51937430
>Goi test
>Goy test
>>51938722
I don't, as long as it's understandable, fuck grammar.
do you feel dizzy when you read stuff in japanese written by gaijin?
>>51938722
日本人は私たちの片言の日本語を読む時に彼たちもくらくらになってるかな…
>>51939210
Oy vey!
>>51939068
As you know gunma is most dangerous place in Japan but the super-metropolis, Okayama is planning going to Gunma with the Stargate... Oh sorry someone has come
>>51939440
Abe at ur door
>>51939262
>>51939306
No
ならないよ
To tell a truth, I am a cute loli girl, but her mind is trapped into middle-aged smelly ossan.
If you are visiting Japan for the first time as a tourist, what is a good length to stay for?
I'm considering a longer stay maybe two weeks because even if I don't like it there, the internet is very good and I can just stay in my hotel.
>>51936149
15,700 words
there's more to a language than just knowing a lot of words. If a foreigner takes that test and gets 20k that doesn't mean he'll be as good as a native English speaker in terms of sentence structure, pronunciation, grammar, and spelling.
Especially since most words are redundant, people who use uncommon synonyms to sound more educated end up sounding like retards anyways.
>>51939306
お前らのカジュアルな英語読む方がずっとしんどいので全く問題ない
>>51939585
weeaboo loser
>>51939585
>>51936149
Ay Caramba.
Wishing there was something like this for japanese.
>>51939585
2 weeks is fine.
>>51939654
I would go to Brazil instead but I'm worried I could get robbed.
In japan I don't need to have such a worry.
恐ろしい
>>51939701
Mexico...
I dont have energy to go abroad.
Something inside me died.
>>51939776
What is this
>>51939724
I don't know any Japanese so I was sort of worried it was too long.
>>51939776
Majikichi
>>51939804
ma-masaka
>>51939818
Don't ever do aboard. Foreign ladies are scarier than Japanese ladies and Japanese ladies are scary.
>>51939645
you's saing y'all cant into nig talk bruh?
>>51939642
>Especially since most words are redundant, people who use uncommon synonyms to sound more educated end up sounding like retards anyways.
Zounds, garrulous plebiscite! Verily, dost thou not speak with verbal acuity and sharpness of tongue?
>>51939873
No worries
There are alway annoying people like me who are happy to help people in trouble.
I don't know how many times I helped tourists who were lost.
>>51939479
Damn, he laughed at me and say no second time. Japanese government must scheme reborning imperial Japan. It may cause WWIII what the hell
Do niggers in Japan randomly just start yelling in public places about jesus like on a bus?
まじヤバイ
>>51939818
visit me in Tokyo, I will be your foreign friend
>>51940054
The new emperor of Japan, Donald Trump and Nigel Frage. Together we will fight WW3.
>>51940094
I saw insane niggers manybe two or three times. In general, niggers are calm.
>>51939867
unintended marriage kit
components:
- needle to make a bit hole to condom
- condom with a bit hole
- suction dropper to get semen from used condom
- semen container (small size)
>>51940132
Would love too.
>>51939973
Yep I don't remember many slangs and I only know the formal English grammar it cause difficult
>>51940013
Poof
>>51939699
This won't happen to me because I have no plans to lose my virginity while I'm there.
>>51940299
>
Also
>(small size)
>>51940255
Not in America. They are violent and obnoxious.
>>51939751
well, it depends on which part of brazil you go to.
if you avoid bad places and bad hours (like going out when there are few people on the street), and don't look like a retard, you'll be ok
i'm 21 and never got robbed
also, don't come during carnaval, it stinks anyways and you'll get aids just by breathing
>>51939306
そんなことないよ
>>51940357
are you still virgin?
>>51940248
Hironomiya is a calm and reserved person.
I don't think he gets along with trump and nigel, who are loud and noisy.
>>51940462
I'm saying he will die and there will be a new emperor who will seize power and restore Japan's glory.
>>51940365
Yes, exactly. How can you stand with them? Some of them are really annoying and noisy. I just saw themon video btw.
>>51940448
Yea even though I'm 26.
