>Anglicanism
>The religion of England
>Literally conceived by some fat fuck king who wanted to divorce his wife, but the pope wouldn't let him
I am unable to bullshit facts like these
>>51924414
t. Anglican
>>51924531
satanist detected
>Christianity
>Dude claims to be God
>People believe him
>>51924531
>Anglican
>>51924616
t. Mehmet Mehmetoglu
>>51924616
>Islam
>Women so fucking ugly
>Some dude creates a religion to justify covering them with cloth
DUDE, PROTESTANTISM LMAO
>>51924769
>this was the top meme in the 1520s
>>51924864
luther was a cuc
>>51924672
worship ancestors and shove ivory up your ass please
>>51924684
I'm not Muslim but Islam sure as shit is less autistic than Christianity.
>>51924904
>tfw Luther was the Trudeau of his day
>it's 1517 lads
>be Catholic
>lag far behind Northern Europe in literacy since only clergy is allowed to interpret Scripture
>burn scientific works because everything Aristotle said was correct
>convince peasants to donate 2/3rds their yearly salary to the church so their dead children can escape purgatory
>develop a victims complex and endlessly whine about the 19th century breaking your monopoly on truth
>team up with fascism in the early 20th century, try to bury that history up with reminding everyone you did the bare minimum in opposing them after everyone else already did
>complain about how you're unfairly targeted by the media for raping children
At least you still have "muh artwork"
![1402922634103[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CYev2NJ.jpg "1402922634103[1].jpg")
>head of his """""church""""" is unironically a WOMAN
>his """""church""""" was created cause king got buttmad
>his """""church""""" is basically Catholicism lite but with no pope because king wanted to fuck
>he unironically follows it
>it's main faith of Australia
>>51924981
>worship ancestors and shove ivory up your ass please
I'm not a mainlander lad
I don't need ivory when I have big white cock
>I'm not Muslim but Islam sure as shit is less autistic than Christianity.
>worship >a fucking stone
>disallow anyone from drawing pictures of a historical figure
>Allah has no form but he is there
>Allah makes stones move
Islam is literally the embodiment of autism lad
>>51925036
Nice bullshit you got there. We were catholic and we didn't lag behind anyone. :^)
>Protestantism
>Catholicism
heretics
>luther wants to marry
>pope says no
>luther fucks his shit up
>english king wants to divorce
>pope says no
>king fucks his shit up
Why pope is such a crybaby that gets stomped all the time?
>>51925071
You're literally the Poland of Europe, at least you guys didn't let mass extermination of your fellow countrymen happen in your borders
>>51925263
Hey, dont talk shit about Wasaw
it may be a shithole, but its not as big of a shithole as detroit
Our KJV
Who art in bookshelf
Inken be thy words
Thy Proddies come
Thy text be done
In tongues as it is in megachurches
Our Book of Sovereign James, who art bound in leather,
with iron gall are made thine words, on a press, by no quill of papist monk.
Give us this day our daily division of pronouns between thy and you, and forgive us for considering douay-rheims, as we forgive the papists for denying henry his wife.
And lead us not into the temptations of non-textus-receptus translations, but deliver us from vulgate. For yours are the cords and the vellum and the square set type of gutenberg, forever. Amen.
>>51924769
> Pope: luther, my child, why do you want to break from the roman catholic church? such a thing would displease the lord our god who art in heaven and mother mary most holy.
> Luther: it's 1517 *smirk*
>>51925367
At least Detroit was nice at one point
>>51925500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqvfMJjJ8oE
Nice education. Warsaw is older than your entire country.
>>51925485
Luther my son
>>51924981
>cockroach opinions
>people literally believe in "god" based on the fact that it says son in a book. And use that as source for the truth of it.
>>51925883
>swedes literally believe in "jamal"
>>51925151
>pope tries to control french king
>french king tries to kidnap him , but fails , so he actually beat the pope and he died a week later
>new pope now lives in France and his a servant to french king
