How did 4chan influence your life in a positive/negative way? Mine's pretty fucked up, I keep using memes irl. I'll give you an example what I just did minutes ago.
>long time friend of mom's visits us
>she acts friendly near me but i really hate this hag
>mom and her had a long talk
>suddenly topic revolves around me
>"hey bff, your child has really grown! he's a big boy!"
>"for you."
>she seemed confused and now i quickly rushed into my room because i said something embarassing
So, how's yours?
I'm an insufferable cunt
She probably interpreted it as sexual in meaning, as in you're well endowed for her. She might reciprocate the sexual attraction and it may be something you could pursue
>>51913033
>girl talks to you
>she wants my dick
wtf m8
stopped 2ch, i came to 4chan
my english became very great
i am never fear of world
i am stronger cool guy (´･_･`)
>>51913119
But you still have a small dick lel
Well I came here mainly because I wanted to improve my English and learn some stuff however
4chan has influenced me on hating Muslims and black people kek.
>>51913146
Is this how westerners compliment with each other? Does it always involve about penis size?
>"hey richard, good work on your report with your boss! you have a great long dick btw"
>>51913212
It was a joke based on a stereotype, autists.
>>51913212
Yes
>>51913146
(＾ω＾)╰U╯←your
╰U╯ ヽ(´･ω･｀ヽ)←you
>>51913212
>He didn't have pinoy inspection day in school
>>51913287
that's disappointing, i want to compliment people by telling them they have a footlong dick
I can't stop saying nigger.
>>51913313
The fuck can you create such elaborated smileys for any given situation ?
Japan never fails to amaze me
>>51913327
You moved to Japan to teach English just to be allowed to say nigger?
>>51913313
I wish these pictogram things were more popular
>>51913287
Stop embarrassing us please.
>>51912973
/v/ made it so that I can't ever enjoy a video game like a normal person, alienating me even from people with similar interests to my own.
>>51913146
>muh dick
>>51913212
Yes, actually. A typical business handshake includes a hearty crotch-grab and a tender kiss.
>>51912973
When somebody says something that I don't agree with or that condradocts my views, I start my response with the word "implying"
I use the words "autism" and "autistic" when referring to general silliness.
Whenever I show people videos of human or animal gore, it gets uncomfortable to be close to them
I realize that not everyone is as desensitized as I am
>>51913313
Laughing hard
>>51913212
Do you have autism?
it's been a big time waster and source of human interaction in my life for a long term but I can't say I would've done anything better or more worthwhile without it.
>>51913933
Are you retarded?
>>51912973
Lately, I have been unironically saying senpai to English speakers here. God I'm cancerous.
4chan changed my impression of gaijins. some of them are as exactly nigger-tier as brats, as I expected, others are so polite and patient that they give ear to my retarded English.
>>51914595
We just like laughing at your bad english because 99% of the time you're not Japanese.
The actual Japanese posts here are in /jp/ and the travel threads.
Sometimes you'll see simple, well-thought posts in response to the OP, those are more likely Japanese.
>>51912973
I can't stop fucking saying fám. Even after the filter. It's like a nervous tick.
>>51912973
I have learned the art of meming and am no longer lost when my friends use memes in conversations.
>>51914576
Blame the wordfilters for that.
>>51912973
autistic ka
>>51913496
>/v/ made it so that I can't ever enjoy a video game
Are you me?
>>51914836
Do you say f.am in real life? That would be worse.
>discover interpals through 4chan
>find gf on interpals
>visit twice, lose virginity, fall in love
>she dumps me after 7 months
>tfw
>>51912973
I caught myself using SHEEEEIT as an exclamation on a couple of occasions.
Aside from that, next to nothing slips out. But everytime I try watching news, I feel a stream of /pol/ maymays ravaging my mind.
>>51915041
'Tis better to have loved and lost: Than never to have loved at all.
I have a close group of friends and we use ( between us )
>implying
>top kek
>halal/haram
>always talking about Feels and tfw no gf ( even though we are pretty normies
>chad
>designated
>we became sort of racist and we call good or safe places as " white"
>autistic
I love my autistic friends t.bh and I csnt belive it that sometimes we get laid
>>51912973
/ck/ has some good recipes and can show some cool shit to make. Definitely great as someone working in a restaurant.
/co/ lets me read comics that I would over look. Saves money so that's cool.
/travel/ is pretty great for tops on visiting other countries.
>>51915135
"If Anyone Tells Me "It's Better to Have Loved and Lost Than to Never Have Loved at All" I Will Stab Them in the Face"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sbWYAmq2_go
I've never loved/fallen in love tho, so I have no idea. Just remembered that song.
>My 13 years old brother's English taecher taught him the meaning of the word "meme".
>It was the beginning of broken home.
>>51916805
Fug
>>51914595
>hating on brats
Positive: I became racist, misogynistic, homophobic and antisemitic.
Negative: I don't leave my apartment anymore.
>wife sees me browsing /int/
>what's that?
>virtual antfarm
>>51912973
>calling people autistic
>calling random number and say benis
>ironically using [current year] argument
>say tips fedora, if some guy goes full fedora while arguing
>calling people plebs
I started mixing polish, russian and english swearwords
>>51917218
Kurwa!Зaткниcь, иди нa хyй !You are fucking baka desu senpai
>using the words f am s mh and t bh in real life
>saying lel in real life
>saying implying in real life
>i've been a NEET for two years now
>>51912973
4chan made me racist
4chan has contaminated my way of thinking. But i still hide my power level to some extent IRL desu.
>>51917380
and how could I forget
>I've called things reddit-tier in real life
I suppose it delayed my suicide I guess...
>>51913101
>You are big for her
>your COCK is big for her
She thinks you want to fuck her. Your mother also thinks that you want to plough her friend.
>>51917426
Whom do you hate now?
>>51917665
everybody
>>51917606
thats pretty alpha to be honest
>>51917816
Bbbut this is not racism.
It seems like this place makes mostly turn people into hateful assholes.
>>51913933
>I use the words "autism" and "autistic" when referring to general silliness.
this
I am very ashamed of how large a part of my vocabulary "autistic" has been
>>51912973
At 14 when I entered at first I was a bluepilled normie, with socialist views and no determination for school, but friendly and sociable.
Now I am a redpilled nerd, with vast knowledge, determined to learn more and more things, but shy and anxious.
People had started making fun of me at 13, and I found a shelter in this hell of a place.
>>51918138
>Now I am a redpilled nerd, with vast knowledge, determined to learn more and more things,
>but shy and anxious.
those things aren't mutually exclusive
also drop the red pill meme my friend
something tells me you're like 16 or 17
Positive way: I have something to do at 4am
Negative way: I have something to do at 4am.
One more drink.
>>51918194
I'm not a nazi shill or shit (nazi implies "socialism": blahhhh). I am just conservative and moderately nationalist. Not too racist, I don't judge swarthy people but gypsies and everyone who tries to destroy national identity: progressivists, feminists, Islamic extremism which can lie in every single middle easterner, socialism.
Yes, the glorious video gamer and chemistry master still can't say "hi" to females.
>>51918330
This only the chemistry part wrong.
>>51918402
Why would be? Every information you have is good. NEET is not my target in life.
>>51918475
Are you talking about being good with chemistry
because im really shit at it.
>>51912973
not autistic so it doesnt. except for losing thousands of hours of my life that i could have used productively.
also sometimes i like to use my "knowledge" of other countries in conversations, mostly as small talk. thanks /int/ for being "educational"
>>51918504
Oh, didn't understand well from your sentence.
>>51918584
>I'm not a nazi shill or shit (nazi implies "socialism": blahhhh). I am just conservative and moderately nationalist. Not too racist, I don't judge swarthy people but gypsies and everyone who tries to destroy national identity: progressivists, feminists, Islamic extremism which can lie in every single middle easterner, socialism.
>Yes, the glorious video gamer and chemistry master still can't say "hi" to females.
All of that is true about me but not a chemistry master
I've become incredibly racist and misogynistic.
>>51918671
And we're both in the same political and economical situation. We're both southern slavs.
N-n-nice to meet you, anon.
I became way more cynical, I started spending all my time on the internet and my political views shifted to the right. I can't really connect to anyone anymore in real life.
>>51918709
>Romania
>Slavs
Wait,what.
>>51918784
Oh, don't want to start a discussion on this subject, but, aside language, we are mostly related to slavs.
>>51918830
Well i guess you are right
>>51918763
Same here. But I have a better friendship with my parents and grandparents. Outside the family I barely have one friend.
>>51913212
Check out at South park, American culture's obsession with sized penises hurts men. When Japanese paid them a compliment about BIG American penis size, they will follow whatever we ask. That's hilarious.
>>51912973
I tell people jews are behind american intervention in the middle east and everything that has gone wrong with it
And I try and fail to hide that I wish fascism came back
>>51918565
tbqh I'm scared to show my knowledge in case they find it weird or they think I'm trying to show off
>>51912973
I used to admire northern euros. /int/ made me extremely racist against them. It's like we forgot that northern europeans were the enemy of southern Europe hundreds of years before Islam appeared and they still are. This is why I really enjoy anytime a northern euro is raped or murdered by a muslim or other "lesser race" according to them. I can't help it.
well I said nigger and my parents heard it
pretty embarrassing lads t bh
Jesus Christ you're all so autistic
I realised that most of us are pretty similar regardless of which country we come from.
I say YOU FINNA? around my friends for a laugh
>>51920424
I laugh whenever I hear someone use senpai unironically
>>51920479
f a m*
>>51916932
This pretty much.
I really really don't like minorities.
Made me more jaded about everything desu. I don't really take a stance on anything nowadays. Its been a while since i've been shocked by something.
>>51917305
your russian is good desu senpai
Whenever someone mentions the Russians or anything related to them I say
>Cyka blyat
out loud
>>51912973
4chan made me racist, anti immigrant and anti muslim
>>51920550
>minorities
>>51912990
Same here my kiwi friend.
>>51924560
Anti immigrant doesn't mean racist anyone, it is brainwashing by massmedia. Anti immigrant policy is self-defense, Foreign religion and immigrants will destroy your country from within, that's the same as a seaborne invasion for Islanders.
>>51925674
I wish we could all be like you Japan. In Western societies people feel like we have an obligation to accept whoever wants to come here otherwise we're racist.
I'm a NEET since six months now.
There's literally nothing that gives the same meaning as ">", no alternative. When I'm texting my friend I'll use it, even though I know trying to greentext outside of 4chan is the most autistic Reddit shit there's no other way to convey the message.
>>51918079
I spread it to my friends as well.
>>51920219
>people are talking about geography
>"yeah I wish I could go to Europe, I like those countries up north haha"
>realize I could drop so much sperg knowledge on them, give travel advice, etc.
>stay silent because social anxiety
>regret it later
I feel like this is how people make friends. I'm fucked, aren't I?
>>51920234
How disappointed were they that the white guilt training failed?
tb.h I've made my friends more racist and conservative, feelsgood
Load of bullshit, you wouldn't make the mental connection to that meme scene when hearing it spoken in Filipino.
Stop lying on the internet fag.
>>51925885
It didn't influence my life because I'm not a fucking retard
>>51928471
no shit, genius
>>51927695
I'm sure they would be very impressed when you start recommending a visit to Malmö the warzone city and Stockholm the world capital of kekism.
>>51912973
I have trouble not laughing at the people around me
Like holy shit I thought that the normie thing was just a joke but so many people are just retarded and don't know what they're talking about but pretend they do
This is at all levels of life too
It's like I'm living in meme world
>>51912973
4chan amplified my hatred for muslims tens of fold
>>51912973
>letting a website influence you in any way
pffft hahah desu senpai what a beta ayy lmao cringe fucking pleb haha :-dddDDDD spurdo sparde
>>51928930
>It's like I'm living in meme world
Actually I realized this year that memes are real and the entire world moves according to memes. We have entire industries that work due to the power of memes.
To make an example "Made in Germany" allows us to sell shit 20% more expensive simply by using memes.
Harness the meme, become the meme and rule the world.
>>51918079
>>51913933
All the fucking normies here use it. I'm not sure why.
i used to go in the 4chan tinychat for /b/ when I was 12-14ish (I'm currently 19 almost 20) and I got trolled so hard by old men that I became bulimic for 2 years and then finally was healthy and look good. So 4chan put me on a much needed diet. TY 4chan.
>>51928930
this tbqh, I realised how fucking obnoxious normies are
>>51914317
Don't laugh too hard or you'll shit yourself.
>>51927695
Ham King is such a qt
>>51929588
>Actually I realized this year that memes are real and the entire world moves according to memes.
Did you not read The Selfish Gene in school? This is pretty much what meme originally meant.
>>51930147
No.
I just saw memes reaching critical mass with the Bane meme plane crash and then started to think about the power of dank maymays.
>>51930147
Why would a public school here assign a book from a fedora tipper?
>>51930345
I am convinced that the pilot was just a suicidal baneposter, but we may never learn the truth
i use the following often in real life:
>autism/autistic
>implying
>kek/topkek
>nigger
>faggot
the last two are general insults in my vocabulary, with no relation to blacks or homos
i also occasionally refer to muslims as mudslimes, arabs and the rest as sandniggers, americans as amerifats/amerilards and estonians (myself) as mongols, the last especially when someone has done something especially autistic
there's probably more memes i use that i can't recall at this moment
>>51917488
Good don't do that. Nice dubs.
This website convinced me not to trust anyone. It also taught how lonely and autistic I am. Which also helped me in my social life.
>>51917465
whats so bad about this?
i do this to
It made me be weary of Jews. I convinced my mom of their evil ways by blaming them for everything that's wrong with the world. I have also made many good friends here so that's good.
>>51912973
Made me cringe at people using memes in real life, especially if they're really old (the memes I mean).
I started noticing people who definitely had too much 4chan/reddit/other meme centrals in their lives. I tend to avoid them despite posting on imageboards myself.
I've became lazier overall.
Overall I wish I never found this place.
>>51912973
Eh, I hate normies now. Comedy Central isn't funny at all
I'm anti-immigrant, pretty racist, dislike most video games and music.
I'm also pretty desensitized to gore
Honestly I should feel unhappy but I'm not. I don't have real life friends, no job, living at home, spending all day on a Mongolian throat singing demonstrations forum. 10/10
>>51912973
It ruined it
>>51917665
Probably other Mexicans. Mexicans are pretty big on self-loathing
Idk i've been browsing 4chan one week. But i have long experience from Finnish imageboard. SPÖRLS LÄRÄ xD
>>51912990
This desu
>>51940053
Tää on paskempi kuin Ylis. Täällä ei oo ilmoituksia, ei oo omat langat näkyvillä eikä vastatut langat. Mä meen takaisin Ylikselle.
hOI
>>51940053
>>51940482
joo menkää pois, jonne-homot
>friends now call me a footfag ever since I informed them that that is the correct term
>>51930614
>>51913212
Yes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw1cdRew-Zg
>>51929402
>Indonesia
>>51912973
Negatively, I was a normie in a normie group that watched shows like Trailer Park boys but one of the girls found out I went on 4chan and now everyone refers to me as "a memer" or one time "a peddler of memes"
