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Invited : /ausnz/, /cum/ and cool meme artisans
Banned : cūcks and /PutinDinduNuffin/
1st for /balt/
2nd for /ausnz/
>>51904222
Oh baby a triple
>>51904500
and a double
>>51904500
ebin mlg meme brah
>>51904611
Oh shit it's habbening
is aids a really taboo thing in Estonia?
>>51903376
>tfw no gf
>>51904667
nah, you can speak about it freely and hear about it on occasion
realistically, it's a problem that's somewhere far away and isolated from normal society
Have to go to Wellington in a week
>>51904612
>>51904657
Nice singles d*ckhead
>>51905042
I hope it goes well
hypothesis
we back now lads
>>51905042
Welly is based m8 you'll have a hell of a time
>>51905566
It really isn't m8
Visiting Parliament and I'm scared a bunch of Victoria Uni students will be protesting outside
nth for /cum/
>>51905634
It's not THAT bad
t. Welly resident
>>51905651
fuck off commie
Just finished mowing the lawns, what's the word fellas
>>51906026
4chan was down for an hour, did some weeding to pass the time
Off to the dairy lads. Want me to get you anything?
>>51903376
United states y australia es mucho gusto allies.
>>51906202
Grab me a cold can of fizzy m8, not too fussed what type.
>>51906202
pineapple lumps and a Memphis Meltdown
There are 4 balt threads
>>51906202
A soda pop and a burger pls
>>51907394
Sorry m8, Maccas is the other way for burgers and I don't know what a soda pop is
What are you guys getting up to for Christmas?
>>51907887
A wank
>>51907887
family friends from England staying
Not sure what to do but probably this>>51907961
Putin is great because he did do sumthin, he's the only thing keeping the US from ruining everything.
@51908994
sorry buddy, digits weren't good enough
Fuck chch
fuck pollens
stupid trees n shit everywhere
>>51909642
>collapsechurch
>>51909642
>>51909768
who /not eastern suburbs/ here?
Good morning, chaps.
Why isn't /AUSNZ/ added to subject?
noticed that kiwis don't post anime much
good job lads
Finished watching Thirst. Quite enjoyed it 8/10
>>51911495
I'm an animeme though
>>51912755
>>51911476
Lithuania hates us
>>51911495
We are truly the last true bastion of white people
All we need to do is get Zhangs like this cunt out >>51912695>>51912796
>>51913032
>70% white
>whites probably mixed af
>chugging down horse semen
>last bastion of whites
>>51913080
>he doesn't chug horse cum for protein
No wonder Europe is full of sissys
>>51913032
>white
>>51913080
>>51913139
bantz
>>51913194
It sucks m8
>>51913236
That doesn't change the fact that you are part of /balt/. I have evidence here.
>>51913080
>>whites probably mixed af
lel
Reminder: 800,000
>>51913139
>>51912796
>>51912695
m8 if you want to be a gay weeb >>>/cum/ is that way
>>51913317
what are you gonna do about it
>>51913366
pray that you die alone
>>51913472
your prayers have been answered
Having my morning tea, chaps.
>>51913889
Good morning m8.
>>51913915
Good afternoon, chap.
anyone remembers this meme?
Sausages are currently on the BBQ
>>51914676
Bit late out innit
>>51914733
it's 8
>>51914733
It's still light out la
>>51914746
>>51914759
I eat at 7 myself
>>51914786
I am actually quite hungry, had mexican for lunch and it was a fairly small meal
2bh NZrs are my favorite anglo posters
baltics are top lads
>>51914992
And America is a very good song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_7V3xuv03c
Hitler and anime
Guys, what's the meaning of life? I've been thinking about it lately and I keep reaching the same conclusion - it's all meaningless.
Sexy latvian farmer girl
>>51915373
>the meaning of life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIX7l06VhIg
>>51915373
memes
>>51915373
life is survival of the fittest, to be an individual, to make your own sense of it, free any sociocultural factors
t. George "a thinking man, myself" Carlin
Going to clean my keyboard so I won't post for a while. I'll let you all know when I'm back, chaps.
relatable video :)))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCfHSH_v4sw
>>51915445
>>51915500
No, that doesn't seem right. Ultimately nothing survives, and the thought of being a cosmic accident, a mere blip when you consider the scale of it all, feels very depressing.
>>51915595
Humans, animals, every living thing.. it's all just extremely complicated mechanisms of molecules.\
Your brain is a chemical machine, and everything you think is a result of molecular interaction.
Life may seem random at a glance, but deep down it's all just action and reaction, and that can be predicted.
Nothing is "Predetermined" in the sense that you and I know.. but everything is a result of something else. You COULD say we have no free will, that it's all an illusion this chemical machine of ours creates.
Don't feel down just cause you can't figure out the meaning of life.
Smoke weed.
>>51915595
Reproduction.
seriously, take a look at viruses. There only reason to exist is to just reproduce.
>>51915701
>smoke weed
But it's illegal
>>51915701
>predetermined
This idea isn't new to me. I've read Asimovs "Foundation" series when I was 13.
I have no social skills, no friends and no idea where to buy weed from.
>>51915715
>reproduction
Well, too bad I can't split in half then. We'd have rivetingly depressing alcohol fueled discussions. That'd actually be an improvement in my life.
>>51915741
Laws are just a social construct
>>51915789
Take a look on your local craigslist or what have you.
lot of aussies today
>>51915846
>what have you
We don't. At least I don't know of any.
>>51915882
what about ss.lv? there are lithuanians there aswell
>>51916122
Oh, you mean a page like that. We have skelbiu.lt.
>>51916155
although i doubt you could get any there
>>51916155
>skelbiu.lt
>>51916184
Yeah, I don't think it's "shady" enough
>>51916303
you can always try TOR >>51916303
Oi wankers
post /balt/ + /ausnz/ memes
>>51916303
I wonder if there's anything else you can try
best think about exercising at home is the 'warm-up' (a sneaky wank)
>>51916701
My girlfriend was killed in Lithuania, etc.
>>51916701
making some now
>>51916701
having a sneaky wank
Hey gents
which are the shittiest generals on this board ?
>>51917005
everything but /balt/ + /ausnz/
>>51917005
All the latin ones and /nederdraad/
>tfw autism bux
feels good man
Finished cleaning my keyboard. Feels good.
>>51917444
what kind of keyboard lad?
>>51917257
how do i get on autism bux in esonia?
>>51917493
MS wireless keyboard 3000, chap.
>>51917539
noice
>>51917560
Thanks, chap.
hello
Fuck Lithuanian class ta bee honest
fuck Donelaitis
Fuck "metai"
fuck
>>51917630
Howdy!
>>51917650
how are you Estonia?
>>51917674
I'm fine, thanks for asking, chap. How are you Australian with Belarussian heritage?
>>51917647
what's wrong bud
>>51917735
I have Belarussian mother, I was born in Australia.
>>51917828
>belarussian mother
>born in Australia
Can it get any better?
>>51917828
how did culturepals ruskie go mate?
>>51917880
The average women here is not very attractive and is also a dumb as nails whore.
Yes, it could be better.
>>51917736
Im tired as shit in India. We 3 lithuanian classes in a row. Its boring and tedious
>>51917647
I hope you're 18+, lad.
>>51917921
We plan for her to come here on holiday in August next year so we can meet.
Unless I don't get into uni next year, in which case I would go over there sometime in like march or april for a few months and live with her.
>>51917927
Well, damn. Atleast it's warm and sunny, right?
>>51917950
almost m8, allmost
>>51917980
Yes it is sunny, but I would say it is hot not warm.
Normally too hot 2bh.
what is a good name for a pet dog lads? Getting a new one and can't think of anything. It's a girl.
>>51918074
We named our old dog (girl) Holly.
Our current dog (also girl) is named Sasha (pronounced Sah Shah like Russian way, not sash uh Anglo way)
>>51918074
kurwa
>>51918074
toplad. Then your dog can be twinsies with that latvian dude's
>>51918087
Our family friends dog is named Sasha unfortunately so it might be a bit weird. Dad suggested Sadie, Scout and Charley. I dunno nothing sounds right.
Our old dog was called Joy.
>>51918074
Summer
>>51918074
ours is a golden lab called Margot
>>51918146
Laima
pronounce like "lime" only with "ah" at the end.
Laima is baltic goddess of faith.
>>51918232
cringe baka 2bh
>>51918232
If I had to guess I would have said she was the goddess of lime trees or something (mainly because of the name)
>>51918071
Well, atleast it's sunny, chap. Here it's basically gray and cloudy.
>>51918087
Balt-AUSNZ is quite good name imo.
>>51918324
Yeah, a good name for an aggressive, terminal disease.
>>51918585
I quoted wrong person.
"Balt-AUSNZ is quite good name imo." is for >>51918074
>>51918585
why do you hate me
>>51918585
KEK
>>51918324
>Well, atleast it's sunny, chap. Here it's basically gray and cloudy.
Yes but you have more attractive women I have heard.
There are positives and negatives to every country.
Yours is poorer, but you don't deal with shitskin and nigger immigrants.
Mine has beautiful weather, but ugly women.
>>51918692
>but you don't deal with shitskin and nigger immigrants
About that, chap.... They are already here, in Vao village.
>>51918649
>>51918585
are there any good baltic names for a dog?
Laika is morbid
>>51918748
Pauka, Polla and Pitsu are first that came to mind.
>>51918740
Jesus really ?
Do you get a lot in the Baltics ? I would've thought it would be too cold for them lot.
>>51918740
Really?
Well then RIP Estonia
>>51918748
Muri
Muki
Pontu
Pätu
Maksim
>>51918748
>baltic names for a dog
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Russian_feminine_given_names
>>51918785
>>51918793
>delfi ee/news/paevauudised/eesti/fotod-peaminister-roivas-soitis-vao-kulla-ja-kohtus-pagulaskeskuse-elanikega?id=72359231
Our own Quagmire went there.
>>51918785
>>51918793
people from shitty countries will emigrate to any country that is not third world. That's why worldwide you find a lot working in nursing and carer fields, as cleaners etc. I don't know what the employment rates are like in the baltics though.
>>51918852
Russian girl names sans olga are objectively the prettiest girl names imho
>>51918748
Meshkis, Brisius, Sargis. Some of the older dog names.
>>51918898
This is one of the steps that FICE asked from our government. We're going to have diversity lessons in our elementary schools :)
>>51918945
You're welcome, chap.
>>51918904
It's not too bad here. Two asians and two black guys in the entire town.
>>51918918
are those dog names or people names? We have dog names that people wouldn't call their children like Storm, Shadow and Lucky etc.
>>51918898
Oh wait it's old
how's life in baltic and oceania?? i only know australians because some come to snowboard here i dont know anyone from your countries otherwise
>>51918984
I was led to believe that hippies and blacks do exactly that.
>>51919010
>how's life in baltic
Gray
>>51918984
Actual dog names old people living in a village would give to their dogs.
>>51919036
what do baltic people do for fun?
>>51919061
Sing and suicide
>>51918984
>We have dog names that people wouldn't call their children like Storm.
I know 2 Stroms, both fucking retarded.
>>51919061
Suicide
>>51919061
Get drunk and then throw rubber shoes to neighbours tomato plants.
>>51918978
We have barely any Africans in Sydney. I know one Kenyan who goes to university here and he's a really chill, normal guy. All the Somalian asylum seekers are placed an hour out in Western Sydney I've never spoken to any.
Our main immigrants our asian due to our location, at least 1/4 of my high school graduating class were Korean/Chinese.
>>51919101
t. Ang Lee
>>51919027
nah, it's a pretty old anglo thing. Calling dogs Fido, Rover and stuff. I think only more recently it became more common for people to give pets proper Christian names.
>>51919037
cheers
>>51919086
I knew a black dog called Blackie. It was smart bit it's owners were retarded.
>>51919168
I think you misunderstood, I know 2 "people" called Storm.
>>51919168
Forgot to mention their meanings. They're derived from bear, guard and vagrant, respectively. Remembered another one. My grandmother used to have a dog named Margis. Might mean "colorful" or "patterned".
>>51919202
that's retarded
>>51919202
Maybe their parents were xmen fans.
>>51919202
Maoris always have weird names though
>mfw Fir, Oak, Storm, Fog, Sun, Hope are perfectly normal people-names here
>>51919202
>audrius
>>51919369
here if you call your child Storm it is very likely that her sisters name is Mercedes or Princess
>>51919463
>here if you call your child Storm it is very likely that her sisters name is Mercedes or Princess
First of all I thought Storm was androgynous.
Secondly, I thought it was a hippie thing.
>>51919463
Mercedes is an actual female name though.
>>51919369
>mfw Muris, Ņuris, Incis, Mincis and Puncis are perfectly normal cat names here
>>51919493
it's definitely a bogan thing and there are more bogans in Australians than hippies
>I thought Storm was androgynous
it's not a fucking name mate
It seems anglos would save a lot of time if they just called their kids Mate or Mait.
>>51919292
Fuck if they are, kinda glad it was a girl i mean Storms pretty fucked but imagine if they had a boy little Cyclops or Wolverine running around.
>>51919546
yes and Holden is a boys name, but if you name a boy Holden here it will be forever linked to a giant car company.
>>51919596
At least it's better than being linked to that faggot in Catcher in the Rye
>>51919586
Jayden Brayden Hayden and Cayden is popular among bogans
>>51919596
.....i've got a cousin named Ford.
>>51919549
It is here: Tormi (Storm) is a legit Estonian name. So is Tuuli (Wind), Heli (sound), Kaja/Kajar (Echo) etc.
You can actually come up with legit Estonian names that are based as fuck like: Kalju Kotkas (Cliff Eagle). Or: Õilis Tamm (the noble oak)
>>51918984
Consider naming your dog Sargis since it actually also means "condom" in Lithuanian.
So, did he make a new thread after the 4chan was not kill anymore?
>>51919647
Thats cool bro, the names here are either basic with no meaning or off the fucking wall retarded.
>>51919647
I had an intern once come to my school, her name was Tormi Kotkas.
>>51919593
>fucked up
I think you mean badass.
>>51919729
What the fuck is this ??
Did i miss something ?
>>51919785
>her
It's a male name, and btw, if that guy was a historian then I actually know him xDDD
>>51919752
I think most of these "interesting" names became a sign of bad taste nowadays at least in Lithuania. Names like Ąžuolas (oak), Vėjas (wind), Mėta (mint lol) are considered "hipster" names. Though they're quite pretty to me.
>>51919647
That's fine because they're legit. Over the last couple of decades bogans have just started naming their kids after cars, nouns, comic book characters and changing the spelling of common names.
It's like black parents calling their kids made up names like Sha Nay Nay and L'eshaniqua
>>51919816
He made a thread yesterday about his 30 birthday...
>>51919863
desu do your kid a favor and give him a name that translates into english
>>51919816
south americans raided the thread and we lacked a wall to keep them out
Pic related: I was making pasta with chicken. When i was pouring pasta to boiling water, I thought that should do the trick. But when it was boiled and I poured it on the chicken, there was way more of it than I was expecting.
>trying to enjoy flick at local cinema bathhouse
>pay 64.95 for ticket that includes singles tax, fees, and tip (great deal)
>some asshole decides to bring his falcon
>movie starts
>stand to give pledge of allegiance
>falcon screeching while flying around theater
>forget where i am in pledge
>cinema usher notices
>calls for head cinema chaplain
>ohfuckimtoast.png
>pledge ends
>designated shooter stands to alert audience
>duck and crawl under seats as people are picked off one by one
>escape with only one bullet wound (got off easy)
never again.
>>51919890
Viidet lõngale?
>>51919901
I think it's pronouncability is more important desu, who cares what "Gintarė" means if nobody can say it
>>51919922
You, walking away alive from that situation is a miracle.
>>51919968
>>51901949
>>51919890
He's a handsome lad isn't he.
moi :DDD
>>51919984
Well, the thread got janitored...
>>51920052
Freedom of spiel is not baltic way.
>>51920067
off by one :DDD
>>51920001
Moika moi, härra kääbik :DD
>>51920001
moi moi :DDDD
>>51920052
For what?
>>51920067
>>51920096
I'm not sure. Somewhere around 21:35 CET 4ch went kill for me so I went out for a walk. When I came back 4ch was not kill, but the thread was pruned.
Maybe the janny thought it got a bit too personal or something... I mean, the guy gave out a lot of info about himself like his various diagnoses etc.
>>51920162
Uncle Sam Patriot made his own thread some time ago where he talked about himself and gave some info about himself. But the thread wasn't deleted or anything, bump limit came.
It's time to do a poo, I'll be back shortly
>>51920266
Not this one?
>>51920329
No, not this one. The one I'm talking about was in March or something.
Just doxed a hypocrite, AMA.
>>51920527
Hippo who?
>>51919825
Google it lad, first pictures are of women.
I want to jack it again but I promised myself once a day max. How do I suppress the urge? All I can think about is pleasuring myself.
>>51920292
pics?
>>51920757
Listen to Merzbow
>>51920757
Go for a walk
>>51920719
>you either get the pussy or spout shit long enough to become the pussy
Such is the life of a male feminist.
>>51920757
Just do it. After tugging it 2-3 times a day for a few days, you won't want to do it as much.
>>51920782
Fucking hell xDD People actually listen to his """""""""""music"""""""""""
>>51920757
I did pushups instead.
>>51920782
Sounds like hell crawling up my anus.
>>51920801
No legs.
>>51920815
Thanks. I might just do that.
>>51920828
It sounds like shit but it's a distraction
>>51920850
if anything i'd jack off while listening to that japanoise shit
>>51920929
You are a weird fellow
>>51920762
>scatvia does it again
I will now channel the spirits on my ancestors into my keyboard and type without looking:
Latvian mothers bear the spawn of hell. When the antichrist borns his steed shall be a Latvian.
Ok I'm looking now. Wow that's strange.
>>51921611
You have to find the Blood Stone.
>>51921658
So what do you lads really think of Trump's "no muslims" policy? I think he's going too far this time
THE BALT WILL RISE AGAIN
>>51921739
I think he's a buffoon. His body language is apish and his statements are beyond retarded. As such, a perfect leader for U.S.A.
>>51921739
not far enough, when is he going to remove yid?
>>51921739
Bombing countries relentlessly then absorbing thousands of their refugees is a recipe for terrorism. Hence the reason why most states have voted to block the influx of Syrian refugees. We can see the consequences of Europe's tolerant and progressive open borders policy.
However, Trump is a populist and if he gets to power he won't actually implement 90% of the shit he's proposing for a variety of reasons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXFWCxi2LRw
whatever happened to the dude that was gonna astral project tea time with me.
Be nice to have another friend to have tea with c:
>>51921739
You can never go too far when it comes to stopping the muslims.
>>51921739
Not even worth entertaining the notion unless he wins. At this point it's no more real than feminist twitter drama. However, if by some twisted way he does win, I look forward to seeing the dystopian sci-fi come to life.
>>51921915
I'm outta of tea today, sorry.
>>51921739
He's a shill and he won't do shit. Muslims are far from America's biggest problem.
>>51921915
I'd join you for tea, but my projections are not astral. I meditate over an infinite numerical matrix.
>>51921949
He wouldn't be able to implement most of these policies even if he wanted to (which I highly doubt).
>>51921964
maybe blini then :-) mmm vkusno blini
>>51922011
>I meditate over an infinite numerical matrix
we could definitely have tea about this
I am confused about reincarnation if Im honest about things
Any kiwis still up?
>>51922176
yeah m8
http://www.submarinecablemap.com/
Here's what I'm thinking. We all chip in and buy an old freighter from one of the countless bankrupt lithuanian companies. We sharpen the anchor, sail over to ausland, and fucking snip their cables so they can't shitpost anymore.
Quick: what's your excuses for not saving the white race right now?
>>51922176
>>51922196
What's the time at Kiwi land?
>>51922196
Glad I'm not alone Tbh
>>51921915
Nothing. Had another dream about my father.
>>51922197
delete this
>>51922288
1:30am
>>51922324
Why aren't you sleeping, chap?
>>51922307
did you ever try visit?
>>51922356
Busy freaking out about a test tomorrow.
>>51922399
Take it easy, chap. What test do you have?
>>51922399
Literally the worst thing you can do is not sleep before a test.
>>51922399
testypoos hehe :P
>>51922399
Jesus boy you should get some shut eye if you got a test.
>>51922399
get off fucking 4chan and rest
>tfw uni's finished and I have all day and night to relax and shitpost
>>51922430
It's for a summer classics course
>>51922437
I've barely studied
>when there's only enough tea for one cup
>>51922399
>worrying about your future
fucking normie
>>51922513
How hard does it seem to be?
>>51922519
>when getting ready to boil some water
>>51922486
>relaxing
>ever
I've forgotten what it's like to not live in perpetual anxiety and fear. A few weeks ago I had a bath for the first time in years and after it I felt like on drugs. Didn't take long for my muscles to lock up and my stomach to start churning again.
>tfw you got a job but you realize you'll have to work now
fuck
>>51922572
>How hard does it seem to be?
Won't be too hard. Freaking out was poor choice of words Tbh I'm just doing some last-minute cramming.
>>51922583
This post made me sad
>>51922583
I know that feeling, I take a bath once a month and can't even force myself to go out to buy some tea.
>>51922176
Hey lad
>>51922621
After the cramming go get some sleep, will you chap?
>>51922384
I see him every day. Well most days. We eat lunch together.
Dreamt about my sister as well. We were talking about something, and just yelled at me "get dress you faggot" ("renkis tu blet") and I woke up. Looked at the clock and I had overslept. Funny how your subconscious tells you shit sometimes.
>>51922583
Do you also sometimes find yourself hitting your knee with your knuckles 120 times per minute?
>>51922583
Is there an external reason for this that you can think of? Or is it mental illness?
The niceness of this general is making me not feel right after being on /cric/ all day Tbh lads
>>51922668
Will do
>>51922674
>hitting your knee with your knuckles
>not shaking your leg up and down like your nerves have been fried
What is wrong with you Latvians?
>>51922583
me reading this
>>51922674
I'm surprisingly calm when I'm doing something important. It's just when I'm free that it happens. When I'm home I just compulsively squeeze on this thing.
>>51922669
>get dress
get dressed, I meant
>>51922725
How does one get into cricket? Seems boring as fuck desu
t. Rugby only pleb
>>51922768
If you didn't care for it as a child I don't think you'll like it as an adult
>>51922725
>Will do
:)
>>51922669
maybe talking to your sister while not being dressed says something
Hey. I'm Russian Estonian, my parents immigrated to Russia from Tallin during soviet years. Now i don't know a single word in Estonian. But i can speak Russian. Balts, do you speak Russian or forgot this language?
>>51922698
idk might be the 10 cups of coffee a day
>>51922611
I know, feels like shit man. I hate working. Currently have to do some calls to several companies over the world due to some B2B project and it's simply killing me. On top of that some people have the worst English accents I've heard in my life. I literally can't comprehend anyone from East Asia.
>>51922826
I was dressed. She was basically telling me to wake up.
lets try again
>JACKIE CAME
>SHE WENT AWAY
>>51922669
I wonder what my subconscious was telling me when I dreamt I was shooting a dinosaur with a hunting rifle. That I should have bought ARK in the autumn sale?
>>51922890
in ur mum
>>51922910
>DEEP IN THE VALLEY I KISSED HER THAT DAY BUT
>>51922943
New thread!
>>51922918
Aus, teach me to improve my shitposting/bantering skills.
Feels like I became snobby.
>>51922834
>I'm Russian Estonian
>i don't know a single word in Estonian
If your only connection to Estonia is the fact that your parents were Russians in Estonia, you're not a Russian Estonian.
>>51922948
IT SEEMS I'M THINKING OF YOU
>>51922948
IT SEEMS I'M THINKING OF YOU
This thread is about to be finished.
End of the thread.
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