make /cum/ great again-edition
Hello homos
nth for /cum/ is the gayest general
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>wu tang clan one of a kind album has been bought by schkreli the pharmadouche
I hate him so much.
So..fucking...much.
>>51902450
LITERALLY who?
>>51902305
Ban anime
Enforce hunda/ qt posting
/cum/ is a rightful normie board
>>51902450
Lol, grow up kid.
>>51902546
the dude that bought out a drug for a rare disease and boosted the price
he bought Wu Tang clan's one of a kind album for like $2mil
>>51902602
i aspire to be as much as an asshole as him one day
>>51902218
Alright with me family. How about you pikachu?
>>51902305
we the people will make sure to
>>51902635
dont do that
>>51902591
>>51902602
>he bought Wu Tang clan's one of a kind album for like $2mil
He's probably just going to destroy it, and broadcast it on the internet
>>51902635
He is my hero
>>51902657
gas yourself, you fucking pinko shit
I wish Nixon had picked up where kennedy left off and carpet bombed Cuba until nothing remained but smoldering ashes, then we would set depth charges to sink the remains to the bottom of the coean
>>51902713
based on how all the other direct wars the US has had with communists i doupt that plan would work
Sigma phi epsilon
>>51902780
>what is korea
>>51902658
>not exploiting people for your own benefit
>>51902702
he's hilarious
>>51902668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zJa6FB5crk
>>51902638
I'm doing pretty well, had more training today, wew
>>51902802
>what is a stalemate and getting pushed back to the parallel
dont pretend the US gov won that
>>51902872
they were taking the entire country before China decided to intervene
and even then mcarthur wanted to go back push the chink's shit in
>>51902914
so you admit it was not a victory
>>51902951
it was only a stalemate because Truman was a pussy
>>51902853
I'm honestly glad to hear it. After seeing how excited you were for it, I've been working out everyday so far.
Let's keep at it and don't give up, both of us.
I'm gonna go for a walk or bike ride right now in fact.
>>51902989
so yes then
>>51903004
Yeah I'm really getting a lot out of it, and it's good to get feedback and advice with my form.
Have fun with the walk/bike ride!
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>>51902789
>sigma phi epsilon
>a bunch of fucking scrotes
>their members all fuck pledges
>and the pledges all fuck goats
>>51902914
We bailed on Korea to give Taiwan support, and then the Chinese came in and wrecked our shit because they were mad.
It was no victory anon.
>>51903173
Can I get friends if I join a frat?
Black suit to a job interview or charcoal ?
>>51903781
Not black. Grey or blue or charcoal is fine
if you kneel right now and declare me your absolute ruler, i will eliminate all Quebecois, Chilangos, and Massholes.
WE ARE GOING TO BUILD A CENSOR
WE ARE GOING TO BAN THE 2D WAIFUFAGS
HELP US MAKE /CUM/ GREAT AGAIN
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>>51903503
It's a social club for men that might involve getting hazed and will definitely involve being messed with, also don't jump into it without the means to pay for your frat dues. I cannot emphasize that enough, YOU WILL OWE MONEY and they use collection agencies if you don't pay (they keep that on the downlow until you're in though). Most of that will go to nationals (the frat HQ, fuck all nationals), the rest is pooled to throw parties and have events and shit.
I worked and went to school full time to pay for it, and living in the house was cheaper than dorms. I had a lot of fun and drank a lot, and met tons of people who I truly did not care for but were fun to party with, and made a handful of very good friends.
I don't regret the choice to join, but be warned that there's a lot of shit that comes with it. You have to follow extra rules (some mandated by the college), hazing varies wildly from none at all to "eat these two taco bell tacos and chug this warm beer and run two miles with your pledge brothers".
Also sorority girls are shallow as fuck, all of them. Don't bother dating or getting to know them, they're just around to have fun before they get married. That's why they joined a sorority, to find a husband after 4 years of partying.
feeling a little lonely
>>51903123
I'm back, it was fun.
I saw somebody in front of their house waving a green flag like they were practicing for a march or something.
>>51904038
>hazing varies wildly from none at all to "eat these two taco bell tacos and chug this warm beer and run two miles with your pledge brothers
When I went to school frosh had it worse than this. But it was kind of optional hazing, any forced drinking could get you in trouble with admin.
We had a "slosh the frosh" which was a party where upper years host all these drinking games and first years just get trashed
All in good fun. Nothing like old school hazing though
Do you guys remember spacebat?
>>51904351
Same desu
Ive come to the conclusion that I look sexy as fuck when i get out of the shower
All I need to do is take a shower every time before I walk outside, and I'll be rolling in babes
My back's been in pain the whole day. I think I might collapse.
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>>51904351
Take a walk and see all the people that live near you. Revel in their existence and know you are but one ant in the army of humanity.
>>51904351
>>51904538
Why?
>>51904592
Narcissist.
>>51904603
What pressure are you putting on it? Is your posture correct? Are you stressed mentally?
>>51904669
>Are you stressed mentally?
How would this affect my back? Genuinely curious
>>51904669
how can I be a narcissist if my self esteem is in the toilet
checkmate, atheists
>>51904499
>I saw somebody in front of their house waving a green flag like they were practicing for a march or something.
US has been infiltrated.
>>51904631
Meh, I just like being alone, and I'm happy for the most part. I have a few friends I hang out with occasionally, but I don't like going out, so I keep to myself most days.
>>51904592
Tell me how that goes.
>2dwaifufag animushits haven't been banned yet
this thread is a joke
>>51904535
The taco thing was another frat that got kicked off campus, those guys were douchebags.
I never got alcohol hazed, I was certainly pressured willingly into a lot of drinking.
I did get old school hazed though, I live in the South and they usually took us out into the middle of a field in the middle of nowhere and started with pushups, bows and toes, teebones, a bunch of shitty exercises done in unison while yelling answers to questions about frat history.
>delirious from workout
>been out for like an hour and a half
>can do no more pushups
>get yelled at to keep going
>cant
>big bro gets underneath me and does pushups so I can finish out yelling the greek alphabet in unison with my pledge bros
It was awesome.
>>51904712
I had a massive period of depression, the greatest of my life, and I developed a herniated disc. My doctor told me it was in part due to my mood, which ergo affects my posture and how I carry myself. I always had my head down, I never stood up straight, and I sat in a chair all day with a hunched back.
>>51904713
You got me.
>>51904730
Local school has green colors. I'm guessing it was that.
>>51904621
Its dark out
>>51904631
Its just one of those days
I'll go to the gym later and feel better
>>51904712
>How would this affect my back
Stress makes your muscles tense, a very noticeable place to feel stress physically is in your jaw. Feel the muscles on your shoulders and if they're firm it's likely stress or poor posture causing the discomfort.
If It's lower back pain it is more likely s physical cause like an injury or slipped disc
>>51904891
Also, if you're stressed. You muscles tend to be tense.
>>51905010
404, hips not found
>>51905010
Dat shopped nose... she has a pig nose in real life.
>>51905010
her face is weird
>>51904871
One thing we did was wizard staff which we had until midnight to finish enough cans of beer which taped together would equal your height, then we walked around quoting Gandalf with out big beer staves.
The engineers had it worse than us, in arts we didn't have so much physical hazing, it was mostly just an introduction into partying desu
>>51905010
>wanting a blacked gf
>being a kuk
>>51905010
You can see her hips are shooped unevenly
kek
like they forgot to make the left side hourglass
>>51904891
>>51904960
Don't think it's my mood at all. I doubt it's my posture as well, maybe I tweaked something while jump roping today. I just hope it goes away soon
>>51905010
Nothing special
>>51905010
>posting pigface
>>51905097
I fucking love wizard staff
We'd empty the cans, and put the tabs in the cans before we taped them so our staves would rattle.
>>51905173
>british """""""""""woman""""""""""""""
>>51905097
HEY QUEENS WHERES THE REST OF YOUR BRAIN HAHAHA???
>>51905192
>>51905192
I know, right?
do people put ridiculous personal messages in public places like billboards on the street where you live?
>>51905120
You'd be surprised about posture. It's something you don't usually notice unless you're consciously thing about it.
And I hope it's just the jump rope. Get better anon.
>>51905271
emma best girl
got some seafood
Oh jesus fuck finally
Almost thought I'd have to spend the evening studying
getting drunk
>>51905346
what kind of seafood?
>>51905385
whatcha drinkin senpai?
>>51905436
shrimp, crab, squid in sauce on pan-fried noodles
from a vietnamese restaurant
>>51905449
That sounds godly, damn.
I haven't had seafood in a really long time and it's a shame, I love it.
I've been watching videos of black gang members and the kkk
I have decided that they are equally dumb
>yfw 4chan was down
>>51905447
had some wine earlier, just half a bottle and am now on some beers. Lots of beers. Skull splitter to be exact. and some richmond craft beers.
No more finals, and no work tomorrow so I'm just gonna relax
>>51905508
I actually managed to get feet pics off some random girl by straight up asking
>>51905508
>mfw
>>51905572
>feet fetish
Degenerate
>>51905549
you're gonna get fat
>>51905595
this'll be my cheat day for the month
i'm farting A LOT today lads
>>51905617
>cheat day
>having cheat days instead of just cheat meals
Never going to make it
>>51905617
>not just eating what you want in moderation
baka desu senpai
>>51905643
I can't afford a lot of food desu. Like a 1.5-2 meal a day kind of person.
>>51905692
I do eat what I want! But only when I have the money for it
>>51905760
>Like a 1.5-2 meal a day kind of person.
>>51905811
that's how much i eat desu
skellies of the world unite
>Had nothing to do
>played video games
>mfw I couldn't get a single kill playing casual on CSGO
I used to be so good at fps.
Time takes everything from me.
>>51905858
>that's how much i eat desu
>Mali
>In charge of being fully fed
Not surprised to be honest.
>>51905865
wait for overwatch desu
>>51905865
I played Vicky 2 and managed to create Greater Texas.
>>51905865
Try Insurgency, I like it a lot more.
You can greab it for like $4 on G2A
IT'S 2015
T
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2
0
1
5
>625.275 of 695 points
PLEASE just give me the A. Please.
>>51905944
you're 0.01 below an A-. sorry B+ for you
>>51905892
pls gib money white man
>>51905628
primary sign of colon cancer, must stop all buttsex immediately and see a doctor.
>>51905918
Not impressive. You moved back to jalisco or just changed your flag?
>>51905910
>>51905935
I'm not sinking more money into fps games.
But thank you.
>>51905918
what was your strategy? I jumped on Haiti and then grabbed Louisiana during the Civil War event. pendleton hill best day of my life
>>51906041
Waited for the MexAm war and grabbed all Texan cores. I used the high militancy to push reforms and get immigrants.
The USA annexed me in the and so whatever.
>>51906145
>The USA annexed me
>not being buddy buddy from the start
Today was leg day. What should I masturbate to?
>>51906254
Men.
>>51906254
Legs obviously.
Will Obama be our last black president?
>>51906254
yaoi
>>51906254
Stockings, obviously
>>51906145
The US really is your greatest enemy as an independent republic. The Caribbean was my escape route, and trying to foster a Mexico-UK alliance against the US helps as well.
I might be mixing up two games though, I don't feel like you can do both considering Texas's constraints. Fannin's a bag of ass, the game doesn't simulate the shittiness of the indians and the logistical problems of the southwest, surviving the Texas Independence War is complicated enough
>>51906238
manifest destiny, nigger. prepare your anus.
>>51906238
They will annex you once Manifest Destiny kicks in.
It'll give you -1000 relationship because you own American cores.
>>51906254
The ruler of legs
>>51906254
aaaaaaa te mando fotos de mi pitotototote mm te la sabroseas te dan ganas :BAbaaaaA:
>>51906320
i'm going to see if vicky 2 can run on this shitpiece laptop
Straight guys welcome here?
>>51906320
CB Reconquista!!!!
>>51906370
This is a girls only general
>>51906408
>>51906370
Welcome to /cum/ how tough are ya
>>51906370
Join the club bud.
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>>51906332
>The ruler of legs
Sorry chief, you posted the wrong picture.
>>51906340
Mandalas joto.
>>51906332
HOT DAMN
>"I" like to learn
>>51906351
It's probably the most resource-intensive paradox game.
Hey guys, can a Spanish speaker please translate this pic for me? I tried Hilo Latino but they're rude. Thanks
>>51906463
A close second
>>51906536
I don't know what you're talking about, Clausewitz is the most efficient engine developed for PC
>>51906292
he is not black, he's a halfie.
Imagine a real black president
>all those faces he will make for memes
>Putin hunts imaginary bears without his shirt, nigga prez is going to harlem to challenge other nigs 1v1 basketball, with out shirt
>has a white first lady, but they divorce before the term ends
>pimped out limo, purple air force one
Shieeet
>>51906526
I like to learn.
>>51906320
Usually USA sticks to Mexican cores and doesn't want to conquer all of Texas. I've never had the AI do that. I'm using HPM of course. Are you on vanilla?
>>51906562
>efficient
>talking about efficiencies of nonfree software
>>51906589
He's definitely more black than white.
>>51906772
protein farts are absolutely miserable
dubs and I don't go to class tomorrow
soon lads
>>51906772
i read that as 'high elf protein diet' and immediately thought of a cum/protein diet or something, god dammit.
So what does NoScript actually do, other than just blocking javascript, flash, etc.?
>>51906538
The sad reality is that we all miss someone, and we wish for that person, wherever he/she may be, to also miss us.
Based Latin mutual intelligibility
>>51906844
Why do you want a girlfriend so bad? Relationships aren't really worth it M8
>>51906873
I want somebody to keep me company, and away form my own thoughts
and cuddling is a plus
>>51906848
>cum/protein diet
yer a perv, anon
>>51906848
>>51906964
>>51906895
>>51907023
fuck off animuposter
>>51906964
>>51906895
you really need that other half of your brain haha???
HAHAHAH??????? >>51907082
>>51907082
>I blogged endlessly and attention whore'd and you get off harassing me about it months later.
fix'd
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._state_beverages
>>51906872
Thanks man, I was talking to a Mexican girl and we got into an argument and haven't spoken for days, then she changed her profile pic to that.
>>51907116
>no results
>>51907133
I wouldn't be so quick to just assume the pic was about you m8
How many theaters do you guys think will be shot up at the Star Wars premiere?
>>51906872
It blocks scripts. What else would it do?
>>51907082
メリークリスマスwwww
>>51907104
I'd expect nothing less from a Mexican
>>51907159
Yeah figures, i recently looked at her skype contacts and she has like 250, even though she said I was her favourite, but who knows girls say that shit to every guy right?>>51907159
>>51907186
I don't know, but I'll be shooting up your moms vagina on New Years.Ooooo sizzle sizzle
>>51907186
1-3
All ISIS.
>>51907186
Hopefully all of them
>>51907189
I dunno, people here keep hyping the living fuck out of it, but it's already easy as fuck to just set firefox to block all of those by default and add individual exceptions for trusted websites
>>51907186
Americans should use this screening opportunity to use a katana instead of a gun, a katana with a lightsaber grip.
>>51907266
I'm not sure you can set firefox to block analytic scripts
>>51907082
It's alright bud but,
>sharing deep emotional moments on a Mongolian cave painting board full of degenerates
don't do that.
>>51907297
>firefox
lol
>>51907116
>Milk
>>51907349
who're you calling a degenerate
¡HOLA FAMALAMS!
>>51907367
>>51907381
sup
>>51907381
How are things
I am so lonely :(
>>51907465
p terrible, desu.
>>51907116
>Alabama
>In 2004 it was designated the official "State Spirit" of Alabama by legislative resolution.[1] Later the same year the brand's founder Kenny May was charged with several violations of Alabama liquor laws, to which he pled guilty. After a 15-month period during which the whiskey was unavailable for purchase, the brand ownership was restructured and production resumed.
Perfect.
>>51907466
Look around outside.
I miss summertime /cum/.
>>51907116
>milk
>milk
>milk
>>51907562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc9wIzi96_E
>>51907585
Shows how great our country's taste is Tbh.
You can't beat milk.
>>51907615
Milk is a gift of the gods.
>>51907534
It's dark and cold outside though
I got an interview for an unpaid internship like 40min away tomorrow, if I get it I'm literally going to be doing it for free
>tfw no qt3.14 fuccboii PM
;_;
>>51907757
>pic related?
Psychologist appointment in 13 hours
I'm nervous, still haven't told my parents about it either
>>51907733
>>51907615
Milk is for nerds.
>>51907733
And it makes cheese. Even better.
>>51907737
I mean go to places were you will find people. Just having them around you will make you feel less lonely.
>>51907778
t. lactose intolerant nerd
>>51907772
>actually going to see a psychologist
fuck off normie
>>51907778
t. nerd
>>51907757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S35X8lGxGPI
Is any of this accurate?
>>51907768
I put down Alberto Barbosa as the name of one of the supervisors on my resume, because I had that job like 10 years ago and couldn't remember the guy's name. I hope they don't ask me about it
>>51907778
You must drink that shit up. Figgit.
>>51907778
How will you get big & strong then?
>>51907788
Yea but then again they probably have better lives more money and a gf so i get depressed
>>51907788
Holy fuck you have good taste.
>tfw old cheddar with 1% milk
>>51907772
Just tell the truth, they can't do anything unless you say you have a plan to hurt yourself or someone else. You can say "I feel like killing myself" but don't say "I"m going to hang myself tomorrow at 1".
>>51907761
>>51907805
Interesting.
>>51907839
He's a weak sissy boy. No joke.
>>51907874
Love feta too. Goat cheese is great.
And mozzarella di bufala.
>>51907854
I see.
>>51907950
Is it you?
>>51907889
What do you have to say to get xanax or othe antidepressants? Diff guy btw
>>51907839
I drink milk all the time and I'm still marfanoid as fuck
>>51905944
Sorry.
What class?
>>51907802
>>51907816
>>51907839
Milk is alright when consumed along something else, like cereal or cake.
>>51908005
Say you have panic attacks and they're making it impossible to function in life. Can't work, sleep, go outside etc. They'll almost always put you on some kind of benzo for the short term, then you say it helps a lot if he ever wants you to start tapering off, and you want to stay on it. Otherwise they'll give you prozac and tell you to come back in a week or so, and after that they'll almost always prescribe it. I've done it 3 different times on 3 different doctors and I always got it my first visit.
>>51906848
basil?
>>51908054
Pussy
Drink a glass of milk.
Everyday.
Program on T.V about how a guy wants a girlfriend just came on. He's 47.
I never drink milk and I could beat you nerds up np
>>51908139
Looks like it.
>>51908149
"no"
>>51908184
just try it
I'll have you flat on your ass faster than you can say uncle
>>51907962
Top tier snack senpai
>>51908007
never even heard of "marfanoid" desu
if it means skelly: eat more lift more
if it means fatty: eat less lift more
>>51908054
>not milk with chicken, broccoli, and rice
I don't disagree with you though.
>>51908184
>>51908195
I think I know why you guys are such sissies now.
You don't drink milk.
>>51908210
bring it on foo!
>>51908218
gonna be super embarrassing when u get beat up by a sissy, huh nerd!!!
>>51908218
but I drink milk every day
>>51908290
back of the cafeteria, tomorrow, after school.
And dont snitch, faggot
>>51908290
>>51908290
Big talk to for a girly man.
>>51908307
Soy milk, probably.
>>51908331
Bring lube.
>>51908398
that would just make it gay
>>51908455
>>51908455
Delet this
>tfw not qt
>tfw not white
>tfw not straight
>tfw not grill
I want to be a grill but i hate the idea of being trans
what do?
V2 crashes while initializing maplogic
great
What kind of milk does /cum/ drink?
>>51908503
>not white
>not straight
Suicide is the only option tbhwyf.
>>51908391
>mfw drinking vanilla soy milk
>>51908532
Bull milk
>>51908532
>>51908532
2%, of course
the patrician choice
>>51908331
I'll be there, feggit. jus you an me, yo ass is gonna get beat
>>51908391
Hopefully it won't trigger the bad memories you have from middle school when the girls beat you up all the time
>>51908531
Delete the files in the map cache folder
>5000 word essay due at midnight
>I haven't even chosen a topic
I bet I wouldn't have to turn the essay in if I killed myself
>>51908532
2%, whole milk when I'm not on a diet.
>>51908503
off yourself, hope you get better luck when you respawn
The good looking guy who swipes the cards at the gym hasn't been there in a week
I think he is gone
>>51908532
normal 1%
If I need more calories I usually get them from other sources.
>>51908503
>not white
>not straight
those aren't really downsides
>>51908539
>drinking soy milk
>>51908539
Say hello to gyno.
>>51908551
Never gonna live this down. Something you just can't share.
>>51908564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZeDd7OyCPE
>>51908503
>>tfw not qt
welp you're screwed
>>51908551
a tripfag has screenshots of me I must be going places
>>51908590
they are though
i'm not sad about being bi or being black but they're not exactly helpful
>>51908503
kill yourself and hope to be reincarnated as a girl i suppose
>>51908532
almond milk. No bully, real milk is just too rich for me
>>51908571
>tfw 200 word essay due in three days
just let it end
>>51908576
Go find a girl, anon.
>>51906873
t. never been in a furfilling relationship with someone you love
>>51908503
Get over it you faggot
>>51908596
My dad buys it in bulk and gave me half a gallon an hour ago when I visited his apartment. If given a choice, I'd rather have chocolate almond milk.
