"Last Christmas I gave you my heart" edition
last thread >>51885778
>>51895329
>World of Balkans
xD
>>51895329
Why are balkans so subhuman?
>>51895329
нe e ли мaлкo paнo, we, мeн
нe cмe yдapили bump лимитa oщe
>>51895398
Kek
I think of adopting a gypsy baby when I have own kids. I'm sure they turn out normal when in a normal environment.
>>51895424
nomoni makes u insecure
when i get moni i feel like, uber calm and intelligent
like nothing can phase me, you know
>tfw you will never be a /balk/ funposter
>tfw no country bro to butthurtpost with
Maybe France should have been balkanized too
>>51895424
Because communism, don't mind us though our ride has just started comrade.
>>51895473
He's still gonna be darker and made fun of for being a gypsy at school and later on discriminated in life, so yeah.
>>51895473
adopt me
who /scratching his balls and sniffing hand/ itt
>>51895424
melting pot of mongoloids
>tfw have to share border with muslim turks and orthodox turks.
>>51895544
me as always
Ex-yu literally consists of only Serbians and Croats and one Serb living in Montenegro. Where do Slovenians and Bosnians post?
>>51895424
>Why are balkans so subhuman?
Whatever do you mean?
>>51895522
i suppose you're unaware that we accept foreigners extremely well and that all foreigners get at least 10 replies?
>>51895599
>tfw exquisite yeasty bread odor
>>51895606
theres bosnians in ex-yu, slovenians come ocaisionally but theres not enough to justify /slo/
sometimes they go on v4
>>51895606
they work the post service in austria
>smirks
>>51895620
Бъдeщeтo ни :)
>>51895620
>post this on People of New York
>thousands of comments how they are pure, innocent and beautiful
>>51895658
>reads CV
>5 years experience in a dildo factory
>supervision of dildo creation process
>testing of dildos of all colors and sizes
>>51895533
It's not quite like that. Darker probably, but if he/she reaches normal level of education and wealth usually people do not discriminate. I'm pretty nationalistic and racist myself, but when I see gypsies working normal jobs I try to be extra friendly. In the end gypsies for me is not only a skin color but also a behavioral question. If someone pays taxes and respects and values the Bulgarian ideas to me it's a citizen like everyone else, deserving the same respect from me.
>>51895658
It's like watching some sweatshops in Indonesia or some shit. It just makes me sad.
>>51895544
always
>2015
>still smokes cancer
>>51895853
Sure, but he's still gonna be discriminated thanks to his skin color.
>>51895658
Kek
>>51895885
what do you think the workers' titles are
what do you think they tell their friends / family about their work?
>tfw have to share border with muslim turks and orthodox turks.
>>51895658
SHE
LUSTING
HARD
>>51895956
Meh, the titles of their possitions are the same as with every such job in a factory.
I think they tell their friends they make toys.
>>51895663
V4 uh, too fancy for the old friends
>>51895956
>oh I just work in a factory
>>51895587
my sides.
>t. real size turk
>>51896062
yeah theres not much slovenes on int tho
im going there for uni soon, i have a buddy on int from ljubjana
>>51896056
>so tell me about ur work? what do u do?
>i.. i work at a factory
>oh? really? what does the factory produce?
>toys
>like.. kid's toys?
>uh yeah, sure..
>friend turns out to be one of them safety inspectors and that
>they visit your factory
>they see you there
aaayyy
>>51895956
Dude it's a factory in south east Asia, they are probably glad that they have relatively normal working conditions. Who gives a fuck if you can put food on the table.
>tfw back 2 back balkan war champs
my autism will never leave me
X-th for free Northern Cyprus of gayreek occupation!
>>51896205
>tfw turks are already civilized and progressed enough to be aware of psychological disorders within your lifetime
lads which order should I invade your countries in?
What I wonder is in which way does it reflect on your sex life when you see dildos on a daily basis, 8 hours a day.
Positively, as you consciousness or non consciousness get aroused of seeing dicks? Negatively because you get tired of dicks, or compare extra big sized dicks to your own or the one your hb/bf has?
>>51896189
back 2 back literally worst army on the balkans
>>51896189
saved
>>51896289
start with your homecountry, albania
>>51896323
>tfw the butthurt is real
>>51896117
You could have hardly picked a more boring city for this desu
>>51896323
this desu.
Gayreeks are bad warriors 1v1. Turk genes i guess.
>>51896373
well, he could have gone to bulgaria
>>51896359
>butthurt towards Greece of all countries
kek you're a bit overconfident in ur cunt arent u m8
>>51896306
i guess in the beginning it gets you really horny
but as time goes, you kinda become bored of it, but then there's these moments where you're already horny and it gets amplified by the visual and texture stimulation of dick..
>tfw there are countries around that have lost the last 3 major wars they took part in
JUST
>>51896373
i dont give a fuck how boring the city is dbi, I love slovene language and culture
>>51896462
Proxy bully?
How /fit/ are you, /balk/?
>>51896524
>slovene
>culture
you mean austrian culture, i hope...
>>51896524
?
Language: slav
Culture: slav
It's just richer slavs, please elaborate their differences from for ex macedonians?
>>51896566
well, if skinny people are usually 10 percent of the population of each country
skinny people are less than 1/3 of a percent of the total population of bulgaria
so i'm royally fucked
>>51896566
>tfw skinnyfat
>>51896524
now you are just making shit up
>>51896566
I'm 175cm and 78 kg
>>51896543
nah, just bully.
who would proxy as UK???
>>51896033
i want to fugg her tb h
>>51896621
don't worry, kids nowadays get skinnier and skinnier, you'll fit right in
>>51896604
no, i mean slovene culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16Wt-eXR_To
>>51896611
language is like a mix of some italian, some german and slavic, it sounds glorious imo, the country itself is epitome of comfy
>>51896636
im a sloveneboo tho why is that so hard to believe
>>51896515
It gets worse lad
>There are countries with only one/less than one moreta
>>51896649
and hairy as a bear
>>51896543
>how to tell if a girl has a roastie
>call her a roastie
>if she knows what a roastie is, chances are she has one
>if she starts insulting you, chances are she has one
>if after insulting you, she goes spastic and stops making sense, she definitely has one
it's important to keep calling her a roastie after each comment / sentence by her, though
>>51896621
We are a fat nation indeed. In terms of men at least.
>>51896621
There are a lot of skinny fucks tho
>>51896700
>there are countries with no access to the mediterranean
whoa
>>51896241
rude
>>51896737
nah, it's like all the men are batkas that came out of the same batka mold that has a strong upper body and chicken legs
Nightly reminder that if you dont listen to at least one of surf,psy trance,post punk or 70s krautrock you're an albo tier subhuman
Have you made the traditional /balk/ alchoolic drink, since it's already winter?
http://www.ciprianhomorodean.eu/rachiu-din-cacat-si-pufoaica/
>>51896767
really? no way dude... next thing you'll say there are LANDLOCKED countries.
>>51896818
fuck off ros hahaha
that stuff always reminds me of jenkem
you're literally africa-tier with your inventions
Does anybody knows the back story if Azis aka that gay bulgarian?
>>51896715
not really
>>51896798
>he doesn't listen to trumpwave
educate urself plebian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ioyy0dNFepk
>>51896856
haha, that's even stupider than having a land border.
>>51896916
based irish
>There are ppl that have to leave their country in order to visit a beach
>>51896875
thanks for making me research it, faim. i've never did a background check on the guy.. girl.. transvesticle..
interestingly enough his wikipedia page says very little about his rise
apparently he became popular in 2004 when we put a billboard with his ass in Sofia center, right in front of the statue of our greatest national hero Vasil Levski
then-minister of internal affairs Boiko Borisov ordered to have it taken down and Azis said this would geopardize our chances of entering the EU since it's homophobia
Genk - Zenit 1
Zagreb - Bayern 2 (-1.5)
Chelsea - Porto X2
Get rich faggots
>>51896875
>gay bulgarian
Just say Poorgayrian man.
>>51896566
currently on 1500 calories a day
life is suffering
>>51897058
>s*rbshits
LMAO
>>51897058
So?
>>51896875
The guy is married and has kids. It's all a marketing trick to sell to douches. Without make up you can barely recognize him
>>51897059
yeah in case anyone was wondering (as if), azis put a billboard with his ass in the city center to promote his music video "Kak Boli" (oh, how it hurts)
>>51897058
noway
>>51897059
nah I remember that he was famous before
he was basically just some gyppo chalgar but then he invented that faggot image and became popular
his early work is commendable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaWAfNJrcDw
>>51897090
>1500 calories a day
this is not healthy, mio fratello
>>51897145
>So?
AHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH
>>51896875
He was born while his mother was in prison, started doing regular chalga, switched to gay chalga, is total bro when he appears on TV shows (not singing).
>>51897138
Oh, right you dont have to leave your region Macedonia is Greek anyways.
>>51897200
>there are countries out there that have to actually work for their money, instead of getting bailed out by germoney or the IMF
can you believe it? hahahahaha
>>51897145
>So?
>>51897202
I don't have the discipline to exercise so I'd rather just not eat. If I bust my ass on the treadmill I burn 600 calories. That's like 2 Mars bars.
>>51897240
>muh Alexander
>t. Thessalonigger
>>51895606
Slovenes are found in v4 discussions and like to talk about Czechia. Don't know how many are on int. not many.
>>51897266
bumbotherings?
>>51897309
>I don't have the discipline to exercise so I'd rather just not eat
just say that you're lazy
>>51897266
>there are countries out there where you can pay for a prostitute with a sangwich
hahahahahahaha
>>51897240
>you dont have to leave your region Macedonia is Greek anyways.
wat
>>51897352
I just said that but ok - I'm lazy
>>51897309
>bumbotherings
yeah but you'll fuck up your metabolism. if you want to lose, you need to exercise man. being fat sucks
>>51896793
>batka mold that has a strong upper body and chicken legs
They're not even that strong, they train their arms and the rest is fat, including huge bellies.
>>51897375
didn't you hear him? greece is just outer macedonia
>>51897440
HOL UP
Are there any Balkanar Macedonians in Greece as immigrants?
>>51897059
>then-minister of internal affairs Boiko Borisov
бoйкo нe e бил вътpeшeн миниcтъp, пич
>>51897411
Aren't batkas also supposed to fry their brains with amphetamines?
>>51897463
*smacks lips*
>>51897469
no theres only those faggots who go on boat trips to server as waiters to make some extra money in the summer
idk if you have a name for them
not anymore tho after the crisis, not as much...
>>51897469
>as immigrants?
There are shitton of them living there before you orthodox turks came
>>51897483
not much to fry
But yeah, I have no idea, the batkas I see are in constant bulk-mode.
>>51896462
Show some fucking respect.
I recommend just renaming macedonia to "Makke ti i Trn" - Makke lands and Trn (a city in FYROM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CigtbB_5kxM
>>51895398
>>51897573
nvr 4getty 6googolplex ancient macedonian genocide
>>51897562
We just call you Skopjanoi.
baka desu senpai
>>51896566
that photo's not very big
remember when /balk/ was good?
>>51897694
>Skopjanoi
cкaпaняци
>>51897748
who /dondolo/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGqvzUFKVxc
>>51897821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJfd197K3m4
>>51897771
τρεις θάλασσες
>>51897694
FYROMAR SKOPJANI
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M
A
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S
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>>51897227
>>51897277
Right. You're not landlocked. Good joke.
>>51897871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DO0XyS8Ko
>>51897875
>fyromar skopjani
Is this new?
>>51897694
>>51897875
yeah well when we see Greeks in Gevgelija for cheap dental care we call you turci sometimes
no harm done
>>51897931
can't you all just be nice to each other? we manage it fine up here
>>51897931
The sister of my great-grandma was from gevgeli, and she stayed there. come home greek man
>>51897969
shut the fuck up juptalupta, the adults are talking
>>51898004
im not from gevgelia but ive traveled ofc
>>51897969
no this is the balkans, the only thing we hate more than ourselves is our neighbors
daily reminder to ignore Klime the gypp
>>51895658
would work there/10 (no homo)
but imagine how more interesting i would be. I mean, normie faggots are boring as shit
>yea it was hell at the office today, the coffee machine got broken, couldn't print muh spreadsheets cos the printer chew the paper
instead i would have
>i made 450 rubber dongs and handpainted their veins, son
+ you will probably be awkward to mention your job in front of grills, so that makes you mysterious, like, you are some secret agent or some shit, therefore grills will be even more interested in knowing more about you.
beat that, тbh
protip: you can't
>>51898017
i fucken googled "pajeet" and coughed up something i can only assume was in my lungs for over a year
fucking internet hahahahahahaha
>>51897931
m-mean tbx.we just love you guys and recognise you as an ancient city state
>Oh Athenian men
>Oh Spartan men
>Oh Skopjan men
wuts the problem with that
/balk/ does your current flag is related to your countries past or did you get fucked like we did?
>>51898152
protip: nobody gives a shit about you unless you have top looks, top social status or top dollar
Honestly,is this 2 buck fuck true?
Can't find any bitch offering that low here.
>>51898017
>>51898018
power to bulgaria
>>51898182
they are paeonians you priviledged shitlord
>>51898152
Wow. I lol'd a lot thank you.
>>51898212
our flag is a tribute to the russian "liberators"
yours is based on ours, but the russians pissed on yours
>>51898212
we got keked by Greece to change it
it was a deal to stop the embargo on us
>>51898216
>top social status
read my post again
>>51898221
she may be a girl next door, and in your case it can be even the girl next room ;)
>>51898152
>+ you will probably be awkward to mention your job in front of grills, so that makes you mysterious, like, you are some secret agent or some shit, therefore grills will be even more interested in knowing more about you.
They'll just think you're unemployed or clean toilets for a living, bud.
>>51898182
desu I think ancient balkanites are hairy ass manlets, I prefer to be 100% slav
>>51898278
that's bottom social status you big dickhead
working in a dildo factory
go be a mysterious autist somewhere else
>>51898270
the again the flag we adopted was never ours to begin with
>>51898266
>our flag is a tribute to the russian "liberators"
No, it's not.
>>51898212
nah ours is pretty random desu, every country around us uses some of our symbols tho
>>51898318
>go be a mysterious autist somewhere else
But this is the place to be if you are a mysterious autist.
>>51898212
we got fucked over
>>51898221
>being this desperate
> being this fucking loser
Just go to a club with some frie... oh...
>>51898369
>we
>>51898296
>>51898318
so, your goal in life is to crush my dreams on the traditional jamaican weed smoking tips forums?
Way to go, faggots, and thanks a lot.
>>51898369
the UK is flag actually has a great history
>tfw Bulgaria adopted that shit green instead of this based flag
It's like you want to suck
>>51898357
there's literally a macedonian autist collecting information on each and every person who posts on /balk/
no one is anonymous here unless they found us today and haven't disclosed personal information (just a matter of time since people get cocky when they think no one will bother to connect the dots)
>>51898432
I believe in you my friend. Who knows, someday they will be the ones cleaning your toilets.
>tfw not brown enough to burn my papers, claim to be syrian and go to germany to get 2000 euro/month welfare and mandatory german wives distributed by merkel
feels bad
>>51898460
>here's literally a macedonian autist collecting information on each and every person who posts on /balk/
This is part of their culture, I think, being from a small isolated state, they want to know everyone, and think it is possible--they bundle several identities into a single imagine person. Also if you reveal personal information here, you are stupid beyond measure.
>>51898446
not really 2bh it's a shit flag
>>51898459
wasnt green the color of the ancient horsenigga bulgars or some shit?
>>51898459
>toothpaste flags are cool meme
no
>>51898483
fact: all europeans are privileged
>>51898530
it's the colour the revolutionaries used
>>51898522
>3 flags superimposed into an aesthetic cross to denote the union
ye tbqh
unless you're welsh
>>51898536
that's WRONG
sandnigs are more privileged than eastern europeans
>dirty brown gayreeks 0
>based Arsenal 1
kek.
>>51898530
no it's all about this green $$$$$$
>>51898460
>there's literally a macedonian autist collecting information on each and every person who posts on /balk/
speaking of autists, what happened with the bulgarian lad who's spying on his mom secret internet relationship with some betafag, while his dad is secretly cheating on her?
I demand for some updates on that project.
>>51898587
sandPEOPLE are fleeing war and oppression, don't you say that again
>>51898459
>literally Luxembourg with a gypsy plaster
>>51898432
m8 don't take it the wrong way, it's a waste of time
i've done the whole fedora-tipping autistic mysterious faggot routine and it just ain't worth it
people like people they can associate themselves with. people who make them feel important and good, not people who are mysterious and creep them out.
normies are especially wary of the unknown and react to it in two ways - defensively or with hostility, because who knows.. you could be some sicko.
at best everyone will think you're a weirdo and avoid you just because you're distant and don't wanna share basic stuff with'em. has a normie ever greeted you but you decided to be edgy and not reply? and then that normie got pissed off? normies are very in-tune with their primal instincts and they immediately interpret your behavior as hostile / threatening.
my advice would be to not waste your time trying to impress normies or girls, and instead just take really good care of your looks and try to make other people feel important. then they'll flock to you, trust me. just ask them a lot of questions about themselves. the number one thing everyone cares about most is themselves. tap into that and you're golden. like an old saying goes, a man cares more about his own toothache than 1 million people dying in the next city.
>>51898518
>This is part of their culture, I think, being from a small isolated state, they want to know everyone, and think it is possible
It is possible. We need a totalitarian state regulating every aspect of life and behaviour of the nation's members.
>>51898586
they got arthur's battle standard and we have a bunch of coloured-in crosses. feels bad
>>51898018
The scottish "nationalists" are way WAY bigger keks than british unionists. They're a bunch of marxist faggots masquerading as nationalists.
>>51898592
redpilled Greeks know that Olympiacos is a fraud like the anticki Macedonians
>>51898459
ayyyy
>>51898459
Is that Maria?
>>51898630
BULLSHIT, war and oppression my ass, half the sandnigs refugees havent seen a bullet in their life, they just want welfare in Germany
>>51898686
I think so but they could've changed it into this.
>>51898689
>being ignorant
>in my balk
>>>/pol/
>>51898671
>marxist faggots masquerading as nationalists.
They want less immigrants, control over oil fields and naval bases. The marxist part is secondary to their political position.
>>51898616
not much dbi. dad's still cheating and mom's still talking to the betafag. but i don't give a fuck because i live far far away from all that shit and i won't ever have a female in my life to poison my existence so why care.
>>51898651
>just ask them a lot of questions about themselves. the number one thing everyone cares about most is themselves.
this is true
also book related, it goes into simple stuff, but it's golden
>>51898735
That's very nordic
>>51898459
>>51898530
>>51898635
>>51898677
Who cares, flags are pretty arbitrary, the coat of arms is the true symbol of a nation.
>>51898751
>less immigrants
they're never happy. just 4% are minorities and most of them are asians or poles.
http://www.gov.scot/Topics/People/Equality/Equalities/DataGrid/Ethnicity/EthPopMig
>>51898786
>tfw you've reached a point when you can't decide if that is good or bad due to all the Sweden yes memes
>>51898844
no?
you dont see coat of arms on poles kek
>>51898751
>They want less immigrants
I'm pretty sure it's the opposite. They want to have open borders and be part of the EU. Also it's funny how in Scotland the Scottish "nationalist" parties stole the socialist votes while the conservatives were unharmed. That should tell you everything.
>>51898844
No one cares about coat of arms except military
>>51898861
All/most nordic countries have that kind of lion as their CoA
>>51898844
obligatory
>>51898785
i've listened through the entire book 3 times
but the jews have taken it off youtube
>>51898929
Yep, see it now >>51898936
>>51898928
we already have open borders
with, uh, ireland
and we dug a tunnel to france so we can escape over there too
>>51898844
wew that lion is like, sup homie u mirin?
>>51898735
That looks pretty nice desu.
>>51899001
I am pretty sure the majority here will be in favor of having back a horse tail on a spear as the national banner.
>>51898891
>>51898929
Coat of arms go back to the middle ages, flags are just arbitrary colors chosen just because.
>>51899068
can't wait when .gif coat of arms become the norm
then the spinning doge meme will finally become alive
>>51899001
I might use it myself for something I've planned
>>51899116
yes but flags are much more relevant, you dont see coat of arms no every flagpole
can someone post ancient greek gay porn
What do you think
>>51899187
Ok, thanks for the info. Noted.
why bulgarians are so rude?
>>51899353
jealousy, my friend
>>51899261
>>51899116
;_;
>>51899194
>inb4 bulgarian_gorilla_fuck_my_greek_ass.jpg
rofl
http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com/2015/12/gun-rights-groups-plan-to-stage-mock-mass-shooting-at-ut-austin.html/
>>51899261
i hate my country.
>>51899414
just because you can afford ermine doesn't mean you have to put it on everything
>>51899390
The Bulgarian national character is actually quite introverted, we don't much care for the well-being of others.
>>51898936
Kek memes aside Finlands is best.
I unironically like the communist Czechoslovak lion.
>>51899141
i have an idea
>>51899506
>houses
nice. this is what our houses look like.
>>51899261
>>51899596
Oh we have lots of those, believe me. But the formative national experience in Bulgaria happens in the mountains.
>>51899587
it's beautiful
>>51899637
how did the ancient greeks look?
do you think that you yourself resemble them?
Hey fags, post a better coat of arms than this, wait, YOU CANT.
>>51899695
long beards and short cocks
>>51899695
Nordic Scandinavian aryan men with pale skin, fair hair and eyes.
t. stormfront
>>51899695
they looked turkic d e s u
which one pleases your aesthetic autism more?
>>51899425
>my-greek-wife-fucks-me-with-strapon
>>51899701
>>51899810
>Bulgaria has acquired a tail
Which part of TRI MORETA do you faggots fail to understand?
>>51899701
>>51899810
im tatar but i gotta say the left one looks more natu
the right one just looks like we're trying too hard to do the moreta stretch
