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/Culture Pals/ Bully-free edition
Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, etc.

interpals.net

OP pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH

Old Bread:
>>51864275
>>51864275
>>51864275
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1st for
THE BULLY WILL CONTINUE
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2th for qt azns
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3rd for Mongolia
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Love your next and turn the other cheek!
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>>51891371
they don't talk to me cause im from third world
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As an American in Germany, fuck Germany
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>>51891446
you have so goddamn beautiful grills in youre cunt m8 - HOLY MOLY
neither memeing nor lying.
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>>51891455
Germany > USA anytime. USA is fucking cancer
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>>51891455
Could you get out of my cunt pls? : )
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8th for cückold "swede"
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How do I make sure things go well when we meet. Aka how jot to speed out?
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>>51891540
You can have them m8.
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>>51891673
What's wrong with Latvian girls?
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>>51891673
ill take them.
ALL OF THEM.
(aged 18-30 and fit body)
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Last post in advance
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>tfw waiting for christmas cards/presents from qts
are you guys receiving/sending anything?
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>>51891645
get drunk
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>>51891622
Great köckold meme! You get a cookie. Keep up the magnificent race war my aryan friend.
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>>51891874
you only prove that you are a newfriend
i mean
>le good meme xD
>you get a cookie
>l-look at my high class vocabulary, I way smarter the le dumb nasi's
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>>51891829
I was supposed to do that, but I just dunno what to ask her nor does she know what can she send. Feelsbad.jpg, I wanted to send her something.
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>>51892021
Where is she from?
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>>51891829
Qt is sending me cookies and panties, but probably won't reach me before next year(((((
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>>51892078
Matye Rossia)))

I told her I could send a tshirt, but she says she wouldn't know what to say to her parents.
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>>51891874
this board clearly isn't for you, maybe try reddit
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tfw qts stop responding
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>tfw fapped with qt
Feels good to have a lewd qt
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>>51892003
>>51892220
You are the newfags, actually, who are taking memes seriously. You are no better than red pill retards.

4chan used to be a better place. I remember how it celebrated Obama in 2008. Now it's all reactionary, right-wing noise.
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>>51892207
If you don't send her a bottle of Porto, what about some pastels de whichever city you're from or something in ceramic?
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>>51892467
>tfw lewdqt wants to fap 2-3 times a day

I never asked for this. Too much desu
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>>51892574
AHAHAHA, I wanted to send her something in ceramic, but her parents would probably not like it (search Caralhos das Caldas). Wouldn't the food spoil? That's my fear, I could send her some pasteis de nata.
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I swear most Thai men on IP have "I'm gay" written on their profile.
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>>51892576
Qt and I fapped 3 times a day once. She's a sex maniac and now I have to keep up
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>>51892517
>im left wing
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>>51892517
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>>51892517
it seems like the "memes" are the truth, because the meme is that swedes are cúckolds and you are not the first "swede" to post here defending muzzies and niggers
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>>51892517
>I remember how it celebrated Obama in 2008
i remember perfectly fine that complete 4chan was like "congrats to your/our nigglet-reign".
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>>51892844
>>51892517
and really not in the way you seem to "remember" it
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>>51892656
The pasteis should hold for 2 or 3 weeks. You could sent her some cookies without any egg yolk.
>Caralhos das Caldas :^D
I'd love to see her parents opening the package, or telling her to open it before all the family after they kept it aside until christmas.
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>>51892844
he probably browsed some commie fedora shit like /lit/
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>>51892932
But the taste men, I'm a foodie, I wouldn't allow that. I think I could go with a Porto's, no better wine than the one from my city :3 I'll check it out, merci monsieur.

On a general note, don't forget to send a Caralho das Caldas to your qts :^)
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>banned from /g/ for a week because Asian girls aren't technology
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>>51893149
rough break son; lots of girls are posted there all the time.
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>>51893031
i say hes baitin us. but to be fair its not very hard to seem being the giga-cucck with a swedish flag.
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So much for the bully-free
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>>51893300
>>51891350
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>>51893365
Yeah, people make the thread, not the other way around. At least, it's lively.
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>>51893300
It is hard to resist the temptation.
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>>51892700
And proud of it, left wing politics is what makes a good state quite frankly. The comfiest countries in the world are socialist. Sweden, Norway, Finland.

It's a fucking laugh how all the red pill morons on 4chan think they know better how the world works than "the common pleb". How they think all the media and etc is corrupted and everything that doesn't pander to their twisted world view is left-wing propaganda. Typical tinfoil bullshit and no better than ISIS.

It's really sad how because this hivemind is allowed to become such an enormous self-reinforcing echo chamber, it has had some really nasty consequences. Like the school shooter who was on /r9k/. Sure, you can laugh it off, but for those families who will never see their kids again it surely is no laughing matter. So it really has become rather sick what 4chan has become, at least in some places.

When will you realize how sick this kind of thinking is?

>>51892805
I've been here since 2007 and I've never visited reddit. You're the one who should fuck off to the fucking pol reddit.

>>51892836
The kekolding thing is a meme yes, that's american, americans like to dream about niggers fucking their women. Not sure why people keep talking about it with sweden. Swedish women very rarely mix with blacks. I'm sure you can cherry pick one example but it means little.

>>51892844
Well of course there was a lot of cheeky posting about it too since LOL NIGGER. It wasn't so abrasive though, more like making fun. But still, people were excited more than not.

It seems to me like 4chan is against whoever holds the office in the white house.
Bush era - 4chan is lefty
Obama era - 4chan is righty
Because, you know, hipsters have to be contrarian and against what is common or popular.
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>>51893300
I'm probably the only one who doesn't bully people here. I'm the kindest person ever so I don't have the heart to bully innocent anons.
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>>51893612
tl;dr
Slow down fucker
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>>51893696
Sure thing m8, you're super nice
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>>51893719
why do germans always have such short attention span?
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>>51893612
>Swedish women very rarely mix with blacks
Sweden is the leading nation in the number of women getting raped proportionally to the population. Swedish women mix with blacks quite much. You Swedes are going to be literally the first modern European nation to become extinct. Your dick is probably raging hard as you read these lines. You have the audacity to call others sick and twisted? What a fucking joke mate. You literally get off on th idea of niggers outbreeding your race. I bet your whole browser history is essentially c-uckold porn. 4chan has never been some kind of fortress of liberal tolerance, it's always been rather the opposite. Yes, here we love to take the piss out of niggers and muslims and jews, because why the fuck not?
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>>51893777
I know right, unlike you.
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1st for turkish qts.
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>>51893918
t. never been in sweden. actually never left the uk
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>>51893972
>55th for t*rks
Fixed that for you.
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>>51893777
>>51893956
Trips confirmed, you can't overrule trips. No need for trips to confirm what's already known though.
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>>51893719
I'd normally not bother, there's just no point because red pill gorillas will stubbornly shitpost about their retarded beliefs until the day they die of a heart attack.

And like I said, there's no fucking point, since there's nothing at all that anyone of us can do about it. There's no point in wasting your energy going /pol/ mode. You gain absolutely nothing for it. But I suppose that having a scapegoat to focus your negative energy on is useful so you don't have to think about how pathetic your own life is.

>>51893918
Don't you ever stop and think about what you're writing? You're the sick one here, you're the one thinking about all that trash. Get help, for fuck's sake.
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>>51893696
It makes sense to be kind. Even if you disagree with someone, you can always talk about something else and share your experiences.
Although I understand some can't or don't want to do it calmly, or even to share.
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>good looking 24 year old girl who tells me she never had a boyfriend

got me another nutjob desu
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>>51894048
Stay jealous
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>>51893873
Naw, that isn't that true. Usually I read such long posts but I'm listening to boring audio book and I didn't even feel like following this discussion. Just posted because it's quite a boring discussion, none of you is able to change the other person's mind, so give it up please.

>>51893956
It was irony + trips
Aye, according to this you're a faget
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>>51894012
probably been abroad more often than you 2bh

>>51894058
I don't give a fuck mate, you and you country can do whatever you like, but some of the bullshit you wrote was making my eyes bleed.
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>>51894078
A good rule of thumb is "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all"
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>>51894052
What the hell do you have against me? It's always you Poortugal.

>>51894188
Why would I have to be jealous senpai?
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>>51894288
>implying you're not just samefagging
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>>51894215
I practice it sometimes here. Especially when it's about politics.
>>51894012
How's Sweden from your point of view?
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>>51894385
>there's just one fingol on /int/
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>>51894208
Small tip, rape statistics don't show the reality of rape in the world. There's wild differences in how it's reported and what the statistics mean for different countries. You can't just take it at face value.

Sweden remains one the safest countries in the world that you can live in.
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>>51892021
I sent some candy and keyrings. Wanted to send something more special, but I was unable to find something nice.

>>51892127
>panties
Neat, wish one of my qts would do that. I usually get really sweet christmas cards though :3
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>>51894444
Who's the one who believes in bardo?
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>>51894686
No one here believes in bardo m8.
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>mfw /cp/ is fast af
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>>51894845
>>51891247
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I'm glad you got my back French anon.
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>>51894575
>being this desperate

Why are you so desperately defending people that still hate you, even if you kiss their ass?

You should not try to downplay this issue to be honest. Sweden might still a the moment be a relatively(?) safe place, in general, but don't you at least see that it's gotten much worse than it used to be, and that the tendency is still getting worse?
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>))))
this means her panties are drenched right?
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>>51894927
Oh well that would me/helis then. But I didn't mean bardo by that, bardo's a bit different thing.
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>>51894996
Probably needs at least six end-parenthesis for that desu.

>>51894994
But they don't hate us. Even Bin Laden loved sweden kek
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>>51894996
Obviously. A number of ) greater than 3 is always that way.
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>>51894996
No, this is the bog standard amount of )'s
Any less and she detests you
Any more and she wants to go down under with your Australian penis
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>>51895085
>>51895170
fug, just joined but russians are most qt by far, they always have sweet quotes "it's so beautiful that my heart can stop in different moments"
joining interpals has been some of the best fun I've had so far, thanks /int/
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>>51895013
I meant it in the loose definition used by non-religious people, or most westerners. It fits.
So, there's you and the other Finnboy.
Well, the more the merrier I guess.
There's at least 3 French people now too.
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>>51894962
Sweden is lovely. Been there several times
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>>51895013
Yo cunt record a vocaroo or I'll start bullying you
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>>51894962
Only been to Norway, but I'd like to visit next year. I've a friend from Normandy who lives in Stockholm.
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>>51895850
And France is a lovely country both in terms of countryside as well as art, architecture and the people itself.
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>>51896055
> I've a friend from Normandy who lives in Stockholm.
A reverse viking, how quaint!!
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>>51895872
>implying I don't secretly enjoy getting bullied by anons
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>>51896175
Just record it, what's wrong with you?
Should I post a vocaroo first? I can even post a Finnish song if you want
I just want to hear your accent because cmon Finnish accents are great
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>>51896175
then record yourself being bullied, make anons hot and bothered
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>>51896175
I'll post vocaroo if you do, you get to pick song
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>>51896393
>>51896727
>>51896946
If I get even just a one day without being bullied here I'll record myself throat singing.
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>>51897152
It's enough if you just said Hi anons, how are you? I love you. with that qt Fingolian accent :3
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Option 1: don't post, free vocaroo
Option 2: don't make it obvious it's you
Option 3: ??? I am not quite sure what you have to do to not get bullied while "being urself"
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>>51897418
option 4: kack die Schlucht runter
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>>51897418
Die Sach isch, die is warscheins net echt und ich versuch's rauszufinne
Sorry für den Dialekt, aber wäre doof, wenn sie (hust) das mit Google übersetzt
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>>51897785
Also, ich glaube jedenfalls, dass du dich auf die Finnin beziehst
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Let's see how many qt's unfriend me after I post a pic of myself with a Make America Great Again hat
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>>51897785
ois kloa mei liaber
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>>51898386
a hoibe bitte
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>>51897152
Pls respond bibi

>>51898822
>hoibe
Was? Du bist zwar Italiener aber in Freiburg wird wahrscheinlich mehr Dialekt geschwatzt, als wo ich her bin (/-\)
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>>51898959
bei uns sagt man hoibe desu
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>>51899061
Das erklärts natürlich
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ded thred 2bh
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The Germans killed the thread just like they killed the Jews.
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>>51900018
Because the Fingol qt left desu
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/SeetheTruth

The edginess though.
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Lmao best opener so far
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>>51900069
I imagine after the first million it became rather blasé.
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Pls bang my mum now
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>>51901147
would you?
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>>51901147
Is she pretty?
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>>51901147
ask her why her mum needs banging so badly
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>>51901147
What does she means when she says she makes videos?
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I've been following cp threads for years

haven't seen a single nude. you guys are worthless, where are the nudes?
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>>51903130
You haven't been following cp threads. Just yesterday or today a guy from NL posted a nude.
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>>51903130
Damn you wasted a lot of time, why not just browse /soc/ for that, or something
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>>51903178
shit, i wasn't here all week desu senpai...

well, haven't been following daily obviously. but I do check this thread at least once a week.
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>>51903283
HAHA I NEVER TRIED /SOC/ BEFORE WTF THAT BOARD IS HILARIOUSLY STUPID

THESE PEOPLE

JUST
J
U
S
T
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>>51903551
Those my friend are specimens we refer to as "normies".
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>>51903551
that was your doing rabbi
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>>51891540

Vouch

t. guy who was in Latvia last Summer.
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how's the bio lads
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>>51904208
I can teach you Finnish senpai
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>>51904208
4/10
Don't mention disliking your life
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>>51904208
Excellent, short but sweet and has some conversation starters.

Girls love a wounded bird or a puzzle of a man that they can try to unravel, so showing some weakness is probably a good thing.
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>>51904208
The only thing acceptable to dislike on your profile, is France.
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>>51904208
I'd use the second pic as the main one.
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>>51904451
Or Koreaboos
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>>51904566
That's the same
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>>51904632
>mfw this is true
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>>51904556
Support that.
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>>51904293
>>51904386
>>51904449
>>51904451
Should you put your height in your bio?
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>>51905030
Dude, like, weed, c'mon it's 2015
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>>51905030
Does any girl actually care about the height or is it just a meme?

t. Manlet that never experienced problems
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>>51905087
it's a meme unless you're extremely short, then you're the meme
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>>51905030
Absolutely not. It would make it seem like some dating site profile otherwise.
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>>51905030
I don't think so. It sounds too desperate.
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>>51905087

Huge meme

t. guy who dated girls mcuh taller than him.
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>/PTFace
who is this semen daemon?
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>I want you to be mine. My Anon. I you come this' gonna be real. We gave our one year now i cant give up because of a bitch
Seriously ladm8s what do about this

She won't give up
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h-how long has 4chinz been down?
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>>51905389
too long
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>>51905281
>I you come this
>We gave our one year

Drop that retard
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>>51905273
dccrs please go
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Sup
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Creating my profile made me realize how uninteresting I am as a person...
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Just got a message from a russian asking me for LINE in the first message.

I am almost sure it's a fake, though her profile description is not the typical generical fake profile and seems like a normal profile, but her account is kind new (about 20 days).

After that she proceeds to say that there's a guy harassing her lmao. It's just really strange, has anyone of you got a message like this?
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>>51905389
1 hour
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>>51908052
She doesn't have a very nice body Tbh
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That's sum intro message..
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>>51911968
Is it a pasta? Who sends long messages like that at first?
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>>51911968

I dunno, the last 2 paragraphs are at least personalized. Dunno for the rest.
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>>51913699
It happens once you get into a writing flow and find the other person interesting
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>>51908052
>sharing your qts intimate photos
>and your qt isn't that great looking
LOSER
O
S
E
R
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I've created a profile 2 days ago so I can contact this gorgeous qt that lives 14 miles away from me, her last sign-in was 3 days ago. Ever since I created my profile I've been waiting for her to log back in to see my message I sent her. The wait is killing me, as is the thought that she won't log back in and that if I created a profile just a day before I could've contacted her. . . .
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>>51914405
spend the meantime finding girls you can practice being charismatic with.
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Has anyone tried their luck with /nigerian_prince?
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>>51914290
Lad desu, she's just there to ease my boredom, nothing more, i have no feelings for her, although i pretend to
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>after being a KHV finally meet a girl on IP
>she travels 9 hours just to see me and stay at my place for a week
>lose virginity with her, have fun spending time together
>cuddle all the fucking time while watching something or sleeping
>enjoy this more than sex
>never want to let go of her because I've literally never experienced this
>she finally mentions that I like cuddling too much
>be embarrassed to say that this is the first time I'm actually in contact with a human female and that's why I'm doing it so much
>just say "h-heh I guess so, didn't notice"
>stop it for a while
>it's time for her to go back home
>while we are saying goodbye this time she's the one insisting on hugging
>she holds me like a good 2 minutes, says she'll miss me
>we kiss, she leaves
>after she leaves, we are still texting and talking all the time
>after a while she becomes more and more distant
>we barely talk or text anymore
>I say that we should meet up again, she says maybe or maybe not
>go to visit her anyway
>try to hug her, she just wants a handshake
>spend about a day together, she shows me around in her town
>we are getting along well again but can tell something is missing
>she doesn't want to hold my hands while we are together
>I have a friend in the same town so I'll stay there for the night because she lives with her parents
>sit in a cafe for hours, just talking
>she says it's time for her to leave now since it's getting late
>we are outside, waiting for my friend to pick us up
>I ask her "now what?, when will we meet again?"
>she says "I dunno, not sure. We can meet as friends if you ever come here again maybe"
>"Just friends?"
>she nods and says "We get along very well, I don't want to lose your friendship. I don't want to say anymore because it'd make you more upset"
>my friend arrives, she wants to shake hands again, I refuse and hug her
>leave with a single tear in my eye
>haven't talked to her ever since

it hurts ;_;
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>>51914604
That's life mate, your first time won't be ideal. But be happy you learned something and move on to the next qt.
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>>51914198
I've had it happen that way before like 5 messages in but not the first one
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>>51914604
I never thought I'd have to comfort a t*rkroach. M8, it'll get better. It doesn't get easier, but you learn to roll with. Be happy you got to experience that week of pure bliss, treasure it. But let yourself move on, you'll find another.
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>>51914604
>tfw it won't happen with my qt
I tell her all the time how I just want to cuddle with her and she says its so cute blah blah blah girl shit.
Plus
>not spending everyday showing her around your town/city
no wonder you are such a
LOSER
O
S
E
R
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>>51891446

are you retarded? your pussies are far better
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>>51914781
>>51915044
Thanks bros. I just don't understand what happened. We were so close but after I told her that she's important to me, we became so distant. I was just trying to comfort her about not finding a job, this was the text;


>Me: it's okay, you'll find a job eventually. You are very important to me so I'll ask some friends if they know any job openings
>Her: uhmmm
>what?
>nothing

>>51915070
I did show her around senpai but I was working so only at the evenings and weekend. Besides, there's not much to see in Ankara and we both liked staying at home watching stuff
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Is it normal for girls to send these cute little flirty texts but over the phone sound disinterested and dull?

kind of confusing.
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>>51915153
>I did show her around senpai but I was working so only at the evenings and weekend.
>not taking time off
goddamn bro are you serious, no one she dropped yo ass nigga shake muh muhfuggin head
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>>51915216
>yo ass nigga shake muh muhfuggin head
Stop with the coon babble you Ausfag
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>>51915285
its fun sometimes brah
also
>Ausfag
don't you know who I am cunt
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>>51908052
I like her, face is most important tho

>>51911968
Kek, someone's going through late puberty
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>>51915350
>don't you know who I am cunt
I don't give a fuck who you are
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This girl I've been talking too told me she likes me a lot, and knows that I'm afraid of intimacy and told me her hand is there to guide me through whatever problems we face, physical or mental. Is this the one, m8s?

I threw everything at this girl, silence, anger, hatred, sadness, happiness, whatever...
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>>51915482
ooohhh someones a tough cunt ay?
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>>51915562
Ur mums cunt is brety tough m8
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>>51915522
Sounds like you made it brah
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I'm currently talking to a Malaysian girl.
It's weird because she's adult enough to be heavily interested in politics, but she types like a girl in elementary school.
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>>51915613
Maybe brah, I get a good feeling from her, sometimes a bad feeling but within a day or two I feel good about her again, and soon as I send a message, its just like she's waiting for me, it's strange and nice at the same time
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>>51915765
I know what you mean since I get the same feeling from my qt as well
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>>51915797
Maybe we should embrace it, and take a risk because we're only young once. If they stay or leave, whatever at least we tried, and tried to live.
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>>51915891
Oh I'm definitely embracing I even of our hesitated at first and I'm taking a big risk with her but it's worth it in the end. You're definitely right about that.
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>>51915959
Just do what you feel is right man, listen to yourself and how you feel about her. If you truly love her, tell her, take the risk. Step out of the shadows.
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>>51915153
It's obvious she liked you as a friend and a fuckbuddy, not in any romantic way. At least you had good times, time to move on. "Caring about her so much" probably weirds her out
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>>51915656
She probably just lacks vocabulary.
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>>51916057
>"Caring about her so much" probably weirds her out

that's what I figured. this was my first ever "relationship" so I dunno how to act really. but when she was leaving, we were so close.. I don't really understand women
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>>51916042
Oh I am and it does feel right now plus we've told each other how we feel about one another too. I've told her I like her a lot but I don't think I love her at least not yet and I would have to know her in person I think before I could say that truthfully.
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>>51916115
>I don't really understand women
No one does Mehmet, not even women
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>>51915070
Why you such a smug rude cunt mate? All you got is some slav slag. Get off your high horse.
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>>51916115
Mehmet my son. Women are weird things. Don't worry. Nothing wrong with you (probably).
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>>51916375
I still remember the days when Johnno was new to the qt game and was funny and a top bloke.

Now he's just an obnoxious cunt who says the most retarded shit cos he thinks his ugly slavshit "qt" is the "ultimate qt".

I want the old Johnno back!
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>>51916971
>Nothing wrong with you (probably).
He's a T*rk though so he has a lot wrong with him
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>>51917041
>tfw no Turkish gf to swallow my Ayran
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>>51916971
Thanks senpai. I just feel sad because I'm not sure if I'll ever find someone like her again, and even if I did I wouldn't be able to trust that person after this experience

>>51917041
wow, rude. I thought this was a no bully thread, that's why I shared my story.
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>>51917367
I'm just kidding Mehmet, I didn't mean to bully
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>>51901147
Ask for pics of her mother.
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MORN CUNTS

did you survive the 4chinz-blackout?
i felt emptiness in my heart.
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>>51919173
What 4chan blackout?
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>>51919311
>>51905281
>>51905389
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>>51919394
Well this is the /cp/ blackout now.
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Dead pals
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>tfw no latina qt
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Am I missing some?
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>>51921898
Switzerland
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>>51921898
Deutschland & Frankreich.
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>>51921928
I probably should since you consider us niggers

>tfw block limit of max 20 countries
>mfw don't want to block all Africa because of SA Afrikaans qts
>mfw no option to block the entire middle east or muslim countries
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>tfw friendzoned by my only qt
Fuck lads...
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>>51922083
Switzerland was never good
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>>51922529
Cheer up lad. Plenty more fish in the sea. What'd she say?
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>>51922858
Yes you're right. Plenty more fish in SEA.
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>>51922858
She said I'm only her bff (best FRIEND forever).

>>51922899
How did you know my qt is in the SEA?
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>>51923197
>tfw I will never be Australian
>tfw I will never fuck plenty of illegal SEA qts
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>>51923443
>implying SEA qts come here illegally
They marry old fat Aussie guys so they can live here, completely legal desu.
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>>51923495
>tfw you will never be the sugardaddy of a SEA qt
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>>51922899

I can't stop getting messages from Thai girls.

>>51923197

Why do you think she friend zoned you?
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>>51923846
>Why do you think she friend zoned you?
Because my dick isn't big enough, she only wants a guy with a 25cm long dick.
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>>51923197
>tfw you're my sea. and my qt. and my friend. and my everything.

baka desu
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>>51924083
Hello "friend"
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>>51924066

Would she be okay with 26?
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>Use superior angle tactics to make my benis look bigger than it really is
>"Oh anon your dick is huge!"
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>"And I'd like someone to be freakish tall , gorgeous blond hair , sky blue eyes , cute smile"

Manlets BTFO
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>>51924552
r they lernin yet?
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>new message
>it's from a pakistani dude
fuck this
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/soc/ here

holy shit lol you fucking losers, i heard rumors about this thread and it's true

what pathetic virgin faggots
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2 more weeks, bros.
We're all gonna make it
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>>51925204
/soc/ is for pretty damn retarded normies

>>51925215
15 fuck off
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>>51925204
Greetings insecure idiot from the containment board. Have a (you).
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>>51925382
>being this jelly he won't be spending Christmas and New Years with his qt
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>>51925443
I don't want or have qts, I just want you to leave this place mothertrucker
REEEEEEEEEE
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>15y olds messaging me

What could I possibly have to share with them...
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>>51921898
Why filter anything as a guy?
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>>51926059
dick pic
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>missclick on a profile
>she visits me back
>photo comment, friend request and a message saying "hi" in mere seconds

JUST
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>>51926107
I would get in trouble for that tho kek.
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>>51926346
by who, do you really think the govt is watching your every move? kek
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>>51926396
I simply avoid having dirt on me... or dirt you can use to get to me.
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>>51926249
link to that needy cunt?
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>>51926467
too paranoid lad
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>>51925608
>being this assmad about not being able to get a girl to talk to him
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>>51926533
Better safe than sorry family.
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>>51926533
>>51926606
Not paranoia, it's legit concern. If they want to see that, get on a plane and come over.
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>>51926646
Yea exactly, not gonna give you proof of my crime.
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>>51925608
Why do you want to leave Germany? There are nice areas over there.
>mgw nicht mehr beim einem Fkk Deutsch See
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>>51926583
>implying I'm trying to get a girl talking to me
kekkerino
Lad, just fugg off, I can't read your shit anymore desu
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>>51926646
>get on a plane and come over

Yes, do that and you can have a seat right over there and enjoy hansens cookies
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>>51926829
Oh not, read it again, I don't want to leave but I want 15 to go
>tfw friend asked me if I'd ever go to an FKK Strand on Thursday
spoopy coincidence and my answer was no if you're wondering
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>>51926829
>go to French FKK beach
>cant see boobs because women are covered by pubes.

That was disappointing.
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>>51926986
My bad, I must be tired.
Went there some times when I was younger. It took care of getting rid of some of my shyness. I wouldn't go back there before I'm 40, though, but the ambiance in nice.
>>51927300
There's mostly couples with kids or old people in the French ones. You don't want to be stuck behind an old wrinkled opa in a bicycle for 15mn before leaving the camps.
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>>51927443
Welp, who else would go to these beaches.
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>>51926888
>implying I will ever go
>implying you're not Turkish scum like half the people in your country are
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>>51927569
Yeah you won't and I'm not a Turk. Don't make such assumptions if you don't have proofs. But you are honestly annoying lad
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>>51927690
Germany: No Fun Allowed
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>>51927561
When I was working near a French centre one summer, there was once this girl, 18 - 19, with her family, wearing a T-shirt with the centre's logo, who asked "Ou est-ce qu'on peut tirer, dans le coin?" (Where can one withdraw around here).
Tirer (withdraw) is also slang for screwing. I took a few seconds to answer, her father scowled at me.
Sadly, I never saw her again.
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