>wake up
>Europe is now this
what do?
>>51889480
This map is wrong. Northern Portugal wasn't liberated yet from muslims.
>>51889480
Well then... Time to unsheathe my sword...
Unite with other turkic tribes and ride finnish tribes
we want mammi
>>51889480
good old times
>>51889480
enjoy my nearly perfect cunt
>>51889480
>Esthland
what did he mean by this?
Also this is goat map.Europe like this when
>>51890209
Obviously it means land of the Esthonians
>>51889480
We elves welcome Europeans to our island. We assure you that you won't starve or die in horrific volcanic eruptions.
>>51890275
Where did we come from then?
>>51889480
>That ERE
It still hurts but shows that Greeks are keks.
>>51889480
Finally, I can be happy.
>"Bohemia"
fucking lol, it started existing like 150 years later, who the hell made this map?
Pillage and shit I guess, maybe find me a pretty wife from one of those islands
>>51890275
It's Aesti people, not Estonians.
Enjoy sunshine
>>51890346
Estland basically means east-land in Germanic languages, doesn't imply that it was all populated by Estonians
Prepare to fight vikings. I live on the east coast.
>>51890444
Aisčiai? 98m?
>>51890456
Thanks
I have ceased to exist
>>51889480
Offer my boipucci to Big Carl
>>51889480
Make fun of Bulgarians that can't into tri moreta.
wait for carolongian empire to crumble so I can live in the comfy part of the middle ages
>>51890662
Careful with that banter, they might drink from your emperor's skull
>>51889480
Probably wake up in an fucking Swamp. I would go 1 km to reach the historic city core/church...
>>51889951
this
>tfw you'll never drink kımız with your turkbros in ötüken
Be free again.
burn some chuches
invade england
send a mission westwards
make an irish pagan empire
>>51889480
>first bulgarian empire
>mostly Romania
Well i'd genocide the bulgars until they agree to name it The Eastern Empire of Danubian States, afterwards they are welcome to the Empire
>>51890850
>814
>Ireland
>pagan
>tfw on the right side of the elbe
Fuck charlemagne desu
>>51890943
i said id burn churches
country yokels were still pretty fucking pagan. like scandinavia tier "pray to jesus for strenght in batlel xDDDD" tier "chrstians".
>>51889951
You can't raid a forest and swamp.
>>51891179
youd embrace your altaic heritage and unite with them
>>51891260
fins are uralic but mammis are welcome
>>51891260
What "would"? There is no easy access from the steppe to Finland.
Invade England, Asturias, mudshits...
>>51889480
>Austria
This is Austrasia
>>51889918
Some say it hasnt been liberated even to this day
>>51889480
Pray to Svarog and kill Germans
Ooga booga sauna mämmi
>>51891410
mongols find a way
ooga booga kurva cyka blyat svarog perun slava
>>51891897
me on the right
>>51889480
I'm Bulgarian
>>51890775
praise Tengri brother, and these times will come
>>51891849
Steppe Chinks would be way out of their element up here.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_at_Herdaler
>>51889480
Crush the Vascons traitors
>>51892134
Steppe warriors is not stupid ooga booga vikings.
Prepare mammi and tribute, Great Khan very angry.
>>51891962
Is that good or bad?
slava narodu slavjanskiemu
>>51892296
One does not simply ride in this type of landscape. There is a reason why it took Catholics a hundred years to convert all the tribes here.
>>51891897
There were no Russians back then, so no mongol speech around.
>>51892362
>tfw real traditional irish clothing is almost extinct and usually confused with english inspired shoes and dresses
traditional irish clothing doesnt even have shoes
>>51892416
>muh landscape
who here would be living in the woods/nothingness?
My city was founded in the 17 century but a gallo roman village existed in the street where I am currently so I guess I'm lucky
>Croatia
Told you guys we're Western.
>>51890775
i am still wondering how you use runes similar to Futhark.
>>51892542
id currently be living on an indian inhabited forest on lake michigan
>>51891513
You wish.
>>51892537
>traditional irish clothing doesnt even have shoes
Irish confirmed for filthy hobbits.
>>51892705
Not really.
Germans got BTFO so hard by all the western tribes, that you had to marry and germanise them with a trick not directly.
>>51892759
the shire is comfy as fuck tbf
i do have pretty hairy legs also
>>51892804
It seems germans are ,to poles,jews.
Should I accuse you of Antisemitism?
>>51892893
We don't give a fuck.
>>51892948
:^)
>White Bulgarians
>1000 miles from modern Bulgaria
Bulgarians confirmed cigany
>>51893107
Khazarshits are a bigger problem.
>>51893107
At least the mapmaker knows that when you cross the Prut heading southwest, all hope for your offspring ever being white again is lost.
>>51889480
convert islam because don't wan to pay jizz tax
>>51892542
The town I live in was a fucking lake/swamp back then
>>51893107
The color thing is some weird thing where different colors match up with a direction white just stands for North.
>>51893107
The Fuck is cigany?
>>51893383
gypsies
>>51893383
hownew.ru
>>51893416
Oh ok
>>51893445
I don't go in generals okay?
>>51893372
West = white. Belarus = west Russia. There's a locality in SE Slovenia that used to be Croatia's western extremity, which is why it's called Bela krajina = white march.
>>51889480
Nice desu
>>51889480
Be happy. I always argue that Aachen could make a nice capital.
The muslims need to go though. Less Cordova and more Spain please.
>>51889480
Allahu Acbkar :DDD
Start selling weapons both to muslims and christians... Use the profit to open a bank and lend money with 11% interest rate!
>>51889480
Invade the welsh
>>51890357
but there is only 1 more
raid the pays gallo
Ireland had loads of independent kings... it was never a unified kingdom before the British took over completely in the 1500's.
>>51889480
>Live in GLORIOUS EASTERN HELLENIC ROMAN EMPIRE
>Bring military science to Byz troops
>Learn slavspeak
>Unify Serbslavs with glorious empire under Christianity
>Make a worthwhile Christian crusade under me as a commander
>Attack Abbassids
>Call Franks for help
>Estabilish non-aggression treaty with the frenchies.
>Conquer Syria, Antioch, Jerusalem and Alexandria.
>Build walls where shitskin mudslimes can't pass
>Destroy the Roman patriarchate (we don't want no Catholic whores)
>Encourage immigration in Italy, so that they don't get an identity of their own.
>After having such huge influence
>Inspire Blues and Greens in Constantinople to revolt against the Emperor (Like Justinian)
>Have my Christian army with me to "pray"
>Usurp the throne
>Create new party, the Purples
>Restore New Roman Republic with me as a Dictator
>Wait for some decades
>Steal all jew gold
>Wage war in autonomous mudslime states
>Conquer everyone
>Claim they are Romans so that they don't have an identity
>Claim Islam is just a heresy of Christianity (It's not)
>Get Arab mudshits to convert
>Make shitskins build walls to the north.
>Estabilish a trade partnership and alliance with the northern slavs.
>No Catholicism means no HRE
>Attack the separated Franks
>Conquer all of Italia n' Chrobata
>Give the Franks a small loan of a thousand ducats (or whatever the currency was back then)
>Leave many children from Greek wife.
>Send 100 ships to sail west, so that the new world is discovered 600 years earlier.
>Create colonies and become major colonial power
>Koine Greek, national language of the Americas (now named Atlantium or Atlantis)
>On deathbed, warn all citizens of the Empire that in 300-400 years Mongoloids with zerg all of urop and that they send all the arabs to build more walls.
>Die with honors
>Crowned a saint of all Christianity
>No Catholics, no protestant reformation, so, no Protestants
>And a historical figure that unified Christianity ended islam, and gave science to plebs.
>>51897745
How many Karaite Jews currently living in Israel?
>>51903457
30,000~
>>51903536
much more than I presume.
I wonder if any speaks Turkic language.
>>51904084
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karaim_language
not many it seems..
>>51904167
I know about the ones living in Lithuania.
I mean the ones living in Israel.
>tfw no qt karaite gf
>>51892362
niemcy paszoł
>>51904466
They live in segregated communities. honestly I don't know if they speak Hebrew or something else.
>>51902797
>greek
>calling someone "shitskin"
>>51902797
you're post gave me a hardon
>>51907925
>Canadian
>Libkek
>Thinking Greeks are shitskins
Are you jealous because you're either a mudslime or a shitskin aborigine?
realize I'm in the middle of the iconoclasm and arab invasions, try my best to warn the roman emperor, be branded a wizard because my cellphone starts beeping from low battery (who thought of that bs anyway), be thrown to jail, succumb to the plague some weeks later.
remove kebab ofc
>>51911020
If you can bring stability in 814 and not get dunked on by the bulgarfags then no eikonomachia.
>Kebab removed from Europe
Pop a bottle of wine of course
