>tfw no gf
Sing us a song,pianoman
>tfw no gf
>>51886941
>had a gf
>cheated on her
>slept with random girls for a bit
>went out with a girl for dinner on friday
>the morning after she got a text from one of her friends, who was friends with my ex gf
>text said what I did and that I treat girls badly
>it got screenshoted and got put on one of those shitty bitch meme "I dont need no man" Facebook page
>>51886941
>tfw girlfriend is cheating on me constantly every weekend and when i told her i would break up with her she told me she was gonna say i raped her if i do.
>tfw she forces me to have sex with her despite all of it
>tfw afraid to approach girls because banana dick
>>51887271
kill her and dispose of the evidence
>>51886941
>mfw married to Jewess
>>51887252
>cheated on her
>gf to report? no
>>51886941
>no gf
>no confidence
>coz of small dick
Laugh at me - some masochistic pleasure at least.
>>51887825
>>51887308
Same thing here friends.
>>51887825
How small?
>No homo
>tfw no bf
>>51887933
12 cm.
>>51887825
>>51887883
>have average dick (18 cm)
>get kuckd by faggot with migrobenis
Feels bad.
>>51887954
faggot
Good feel.
>>51887954
are you grill
ill be your internet bf fin
>>51887994
That's not even so bad, just a few cm under average.
>>51888003
>18cm
>average
>>51887994
If you actually get a girl to a point where she sees your dick, it's too late for her, she has to go through with it
Use this information to your advantage
also 12cm is only slightly below average, she probably wouldn't mind anyways desu
>>51888056
Prove me wrong.
>>51887308
No Finn.. you can do it, come here and fuck billion girls then go back with boosted morale.
>>51887954
Are you redhead?
>>51888004
yes
>>51888024
I'm not a grill, sry
Just want 2 have a bf, as closeted as I'm :(
>>51886941
tfw is so cold
tfw she already have boyfriend
tfw 28
tfw this suffering every fucking year
>>51888151
Not him, but hopefully you find a qt bf
>>51888101
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/6791672
>>51888056
The average is actually 16, isn't it?
>tfw gf
>she's 600km away
>>51888282
the global average is like 14cm
>>51888282
Here girls consider 18 to be optimal.
But must guys have it around 15 anyway.
>>51887077
sing us a song tonight
>>51886941
>tfw i've had 3 gf.
>all of them have dumped me because im 'too cold'
>tfw ironically that was the reason they liked me first
>>51888305
C U C K
U
C
K
>>51888305
you're a c u c k
>Orgulho de ser Ítalo-Paulista
>>51886941
great thread man, keep going
>>51888474
>>51888425
vacation soon, lots of fuck soon 2bh
>>51886941
<---Are you happy now?
mfw you guys dont have a gf but i have
>>51889580
>japanese
>has a girlfriend
a'ight m8, i have a dragon as well
>>51888056
That's the average on the internet. Don't expect anyone to actually measure their dick correctly and report the true value.
>>51888328
Women are bad at estimating dick size. Probably because every man lies to them about it.
>>51889780
>Brazil
>has a dragon
a'ight m8, i have a kraken as well
>>51889840
You can't lie to me, you don't hav sea!
20% of getting 80% of women is REAL. Then we have 60% of men competing for 20% of women.
![Black_Sea_map[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xZlg1m6.png "Black_Sea_map[1].png")
>>51889872
Hey I live exactly close to the black sea what do you mean xD.
My city is next to Moldova very close to Danube, my accent is 99% Russian I wonder why.. lmao.
>>51890000
Mistake you with moldavia, lol.
Lari videri.
>>51890000
>romanian
>has a city
a'ight m8, i have a planet as well
>>51890313
Delusional.
>tfw finnish gf
![c1ce66d08748ee7000da02334af569c3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mQOjhtn.jpg "c1ce66d08748ee7000da02334af569c3[1].jpg")
>>51890466
>>51890466
>tfw no finnish gf
>>51887308
>tfw not a small benis
>tfw just bent to the left
>tfw super conscious about it
I guess it's time to start saving money for surgery
>>51890466
>no finnish gf
>in fucking finland
You can't make stuff like this up.
>>51890742
Man, girls don't stare for hours at your penis, nor their mental stability depends on that.
It goes inside the bussy and it gets busy.
Stop being ultra aware of such unimportant details.
>>51890742
>>51890843
This tbqh. If you've gotten her so far that she is about to fuck you, unless it's freakishly small or freakishly huge, she's going to fug you.
>>51888328
http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0133079
Here's some actual evidence, although its only for California.
I'm slightly below the target length at 15cm but slightly above average girth at 14 cm. I think I'm quite alright, its lasting long I'm really concerned about.
Not like I'll get the chance to use my penor.
>>51888151
fag
>>51890000
>>51890000
>romanian
>got quads
a'ight m8, congrats as well
>>51891021
Lasting problems are linked to how your brain controls it, use self hypnosis for that.
And there's a huge chance that if you're still under 25 you can increase your penis size up to 18 cm with self hypnosis.
You have to research the scientific aspect behind the technique because without belief in it it's hardly going to work ( just place placebo ).
Start reading Emile Coue obviously the father of autosuggestion.
>>51886941
>tfw no gf
>tfw no friends
>tfw talk to people regularly but aren't close with any of them
>tfw slightly depressed
>tfw will probably break down and cry on someone's shoulder some time soon
>>51886941
>tfw you used to post this on /sp/
>tfw /sp/ is ded
I had girlfriend about 4 years
man Im tired really
she was too jealous
better without gf
>>51891545
how're kazakh chicks?
>tfw no jew gf
I have a girlfriend.
I treat her like shit because she can't even deepthroat
Are girls naturally slightly autistic when it comes to relationships? I've never had a gf before so I wouldn't know, but I think this one girl likes me.
I've chilled with her one on one at her apartment before to smoke weed but that was only because I asked her the previous day if she was going to be busy.
I was hoping she'd ask me this time when I was leaving class with her yesterday, but she just smiled and said "bye" as we left the school uni building. I want to ask again but I don't know how soon so as not to appear clingy.
>>51891605
>tfw no jew gf
>>51888151
im a closted fag :3 im 26
>tfw no black gf
>>51891809
Jewish girls are natural blowjob artists.
>>51891777
It's not autistic. It's symply the way they work, like a fucking videogame. You have to complete some objectives and not fail other things for everything to go right, but in the end it's all in you. You're the one fighting for something, because another thousand dudes might be just around the corner doing the same thing to get her.
>tfw asian gf
>>51891917
They do tend to suck dry anything
>>51891426
>21 kv
>not muscular and outgoing
>shy, avoidant personality disorder
No girl will EVER like me.
>>51895668
Same desu
>ese sentir cuando no novia
>tfw no ugly gf
Guys, getting a gf is not that hard. I'm serious.
>>51898805
I don't want to be the one to tell you this, mate, but...
>>51895668
>>51896115
Got a bj last night
>tfw no chubby gf to have hot greasy sex with
>tfw a girl seemed super interested in me last week, flirting, complaining how she hasn't been with any guy for a long time etc.
>tfw couldn't decide if i should go for it
>tfw saw her kissing some other guy today
i missed my chance
girls these days won't even give you a week to think things through, they just find another guy
maybe i just radiate beta waves
>tfw small dick
>thought i was going to get laid once when i was 17
>just got a blowjob, was p. good
>she dumped me like a week later
>it's not you anon, it's me
>>51900802
Nah you didn't miss your chance m8. She's a slut and someone took their opportunity before you.
That doesn't mean he took away your chance
>>51900806
How do I get a jewess gf
>>51900978
just fake being confident and listen to their BS and then give them some drinks and try to flirt
>>51900265
Tell us how it's done then
>>51901516
I don't know m8, most of my conversations start with hello.
Hang out with them, compliment them: "You look stunning today" and just be touchy I guess.
You can tell if she's into you when she talks more often to you than the other way around and she usually sits towards you and plays with her hair.
>>51888218
i know that feel. But at least it's not that cold here
>>51901950
That's all well and good, but how do you meet them to begin with?
>>51902532
Mostly at the university m8. There are girls in my class so obviously meeting them wasn't that hard.
And if you meet an ugly girl, befriend them. They often have hot friends.
>>51902615
Right, but I study computer engineering, there are no girls in my class. How do I creep on girls from other studies?
>>51902746
Aw shit. You see Sven, that's something beyond my level.
I guess you can join student associations
i have come to the conclusion that i will never get a gf
i havent got one in 24 years so far
and that alone will severely inhibit my chances at getting one
just by the virtue of not having experienced the socializing, the rituals, the "practical" side of it
which is expected of people my age (and more)
at the same time i do not want to settle for some girl i would find unattractive, some kind of broken goods (while i fully realize i am also a kind of a broken good by the above)
i am out of school so chances of meeting a girl with something in common are minuscule
on those miraculously rare occasions i met a girl and asked her out i have failed
and further failures with zero successes only put you off as in any human endeavor
so basically what would have to happen is for a "good enough" girl to magically appear in front of me, miraculously express her interest in me, while at the same time shockingly accept my inexperience/insecurities/everything
which is why i will never have a gf
>>51902828
Maybe I'll do that, Daan. I wish it wasn't so hard to talk to strangers in autistic Scandiland
>>51902931
Don't you have a job? Meet girls through that.
>>51903232
>dating a coworker
i am sure that will not backfire horribly
especially since i am not even capable of creating a relationship in the first place
and thus chances are high the relationship would not end well
>>51900307
w-what
>>51903402
Shit nigga I'm just trying to help, not my fault you got no self esteem or confidence
>>51888305
this
>>51886941
>tfw just got a first teen gf
fucking heaven m8s
>>51887353
You smug fucking bastard, you've posted that exact same picture when bragging about having a jewess before
>tfw social anxiety
couldn't care about having a gf right now t.bh
>>51898805
>ugly
IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
I missed these threads.
>ywn have a qt /int/ gf who beats you
>>51886941
I just...
want somebody to come home to
>>51900978
Jew girls I've meet here were all nymphos, but also extremely smart. In order to fuck them you had to be friendly and ask for it, make it obvious, don't try anything stupid or idiotic technique.. just befriend them and them and then ask about sex.
>>51900978
>>51905715
>tfw I had a jewess gf that I met on 4chan and introduced to /int/ and it became her favourite board
>tfw she had big tits and gypsy hair and was dominant and made me lick her ass
>tfw she is with a new guy and submissive to him
>tfw I was a kek
>tfw I was an /int/ kek
>>51905700
I just want decent public transporation
;_;
>tfw no bf
>>51906225
>tfw australians turned my sister into a slut
>>51906225
Homosex or womyn?
>>51906225
I know that feel
>10 year old me in 2001: "I wish I was 24"
>2015: "I wish I could go back"
>>51906272
Your sister was always a slut on the inside :3
>>51887252
>proceeds to become a NEET browsing an anonymous Nepalese drawing cave
>>51906272
Your sister was already a slut.
>>51906336
Homosex. look at name, it's there to bypass this question.
>>51906428
I c-could be your bf
which city are you from?
>>51886941
The jews are living proof that money can't buy love
>tfw no gf
>tfw not even bad looking, just shy as fuck and socially retarded
>>51886941
i no that feel
>>51886941
>Tfw too beta to talk to girls
>>51889911
>54% of males said they watched porn more than once a week.
Yeah sure thing. Honest answers my ass.
>>51905957
I know that feel Canadabro.
>tfw had qt3.14 outdoorsy gf to be comfy with
>she had to move to another state to take care of family
>I got sick and had to move home
>both decided to break it off because neither of us are keks
JUST
U
S
T
>>51890742
Don't worry about it friend. Some girls like the curve because it applies more pressure and scrapes the walls of the vagina more effectively.
>>51904666
I have. I keep that picture in my phone to express how being my JAP's goy boy toy makes me feel.
Feels good.
All you guys need is
>have diverse interests
>be an effective, articulate communicator
>be taller than 6 ft
>be blonde
>be traditionally masculine without being a douche
>be useful
>be honest and kind
That's all you need for some success in relationships with women. It's simple.
>>51891605
>tfw no jew gf
>>51911380
>blonde """""""""""""man"""""""""""""
>tfw no Aland gf
>>51891605
>>51891809
>>51911510
>grow up Jewish
>go to synagogue
>all the Jewish girls have HUGE JEWBS
>most of them have gross faces
suffering
>>51891917
only if it's a mutilated dick, but yeah I can confirm
>Gay, twink-ish body
>Hairy
Why me?
>you will never have a finnish gf
>you will never move to the middle of nowhere and live with her in a small cabin
>you will never watch her drunkenly hold up a gun when one of your finnish neighbors gets within 5 kilometers of your property
>you will never be inside on a cold winter day, cuddled up drinking hot chocolate as the two of you draw ebin spurdo sparde
I want off this ride /int/
>>51912091
How hairy exactly?
>>51912146
m-make it stop
>tfw gf away for a week
fuck I'm bored
>>51912146
>>51912799
>tfw washing each other in the sauna
>tfw riding bike with your gf in sleepy finnish town on a bright midnight summer night
>tfw eating Fazer salmaikki jäätelö together at a pesäpallo game
Feelsgoodman.png
>tfw went on date with a qt asian girl
>tfw forgot my fucking debit card and had to ask her to pay
Why must life be so hard bros?
>>51914620
Hard? You went on a date with a qt AND got to keep your shekels too!
>>51914620
Daily reminder that if you don't split the bill you are a kek. She's probably out behind Outback Statehouse right now getting gangbanged by a flock of emu.
>>51914679
It was very embarrassing though my Israeli friend
>>51914744
NO SHE"S NOT LIKE THAT
>>51915005
She went home afterwards and got rammed by a REAL Bruce, not your sorry ass.
>>51915085
No she has only had 1 boyfriend before and never slept with random guys, you're lying ameriblob
>>51915123
>And then I told him I never slept with any random guys!
>she fucking hates me
>>51915240
>she doesn't even know you exist
>tfw turned down qts because I can't be arsed to court them
I hate this country tbqh
asking her out after the club tomorrow lads
>>51915531
Good luck breh
>we're all gonna make it
>tfw walking past someone your age who is 10x better looking than you
>>51912146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDXOTkO-aXo
>>51915640
triggered
>>51915692
n-no... she actually does exist... schlomo-sempai pls you are hurting me. This is too much.
>oneitis is significantly uglier than you are
>still goes for people too far out of her league
WHAT ABOUT ME, I'M RIGHT FUCKING HERE
>tfw no gf
>tfw I odn't even know where to start or how to do it in order to even have a chance at trying to have a gf
Time's running out and I don't want to be dying old and alone. Should I kill myself already?
>>51915985
What age?
>>51915998
[spoiler]28[/spoiler]
>>51916010
Go to a bar, get drunk and ask out a qt
That's what I did
>>51915985
the truth of it is you can get away with anything with a woman. there is only one thing you cannot do: bore them.
>>51886941
>i make a >tfw no gf thread
>banned for 3 days
>jew makes one
>164 replies mods don't care
JUST
>>51916046
>Go to a bar
I am too awkward to do this alone and there are no bars in my nearest neighbourhood and I hate wasting time commuting.
>ask out a qt
If I could just go somewhere and ask girls out I wouldn't be here contemplating suicide. Low self-esteem, no confidence, lacking the wits to carry a compelling exchange on the topics I am less than interested (since I have never witnessed grills talk about footy or politics).
>>51916103
Yeah, well, I think I'll just spare myself the humiliation here.
Was thinking about doing it on New Year's Eve. You know, to go out with a bang.
What do you think?
>come a cross a qt's youtube channel
>each video barely gets a hundred views
>comment on one of her vids trying to strike up conversation
>she doesn't respond
>3 months go by
>she keeps uploading videos
>no response
>>51916157
>I am too awkward to do this alone
If you are drunk you wont be, or bring a friend
Tfw small penis
>>51916194
>If you are drunk you wont be
If I'm drunk before heading to the bar, there won't be no pint in leaving home, though.
>bring a friend
Anon, pls, don't make it worse.
I've seen a super cute grill in the bus this morning and the only thing I could think about is how much out of her league I was. There's no chance I'm ever going to feel loved and be able to return the feeling.
And I even told myself to not visit this kind of threads anymore. Out of sight, out of mind, you know.
>>51912146
>you will never watch her drunkenly hold up a gun when one of your finnish neighbors gets within 5 kilometers of your property
finland has "everyman's rights". it's perfectly acceptable to walk on other people's private property and even camp there as long as you stay out of what we call "yard area", effectively a hundred meters or so from buildings.
http://www.nationalparks.fi/hikinginfinland/rightsandregulations
it's not just the law either, it's deeply ingrained into the culture too like human rights etc. you won't get chased out of anyone's lands with a shotgun
>>51915692
i like how she repeadetly goes out of her way to clarify that by "alone" she means as the only human beign not counting animals but the rest of the world isn't as assburger so it's completely left out of the subtitles
>>51916328
>>51916328
>If I'm drunk before heading to the bar, there won't be no pint in leaving home,
I don't mean get shitfaced, I mean just enough to take the edge off and make it easier to speak to qt's at the bar
In the mean time look into getting /fit/, it helped me get some confidence maybe it will help you too? Also look into joining some sports teams as they are the easiest way of making friends.
I was in a pretty bad situation like yours last year, no friends, no gf, no confidance no life, no nothing but gradually I turned it around, haven't fixed it just yet but I'm almost there and I glad I did. If I can do it at 29 you can too.
>inb4 jus b urself
![2013-05-26-sour-grapes[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/GuLYvH0.gif "2013-05-26-sour-grapes[2].gif")
>a quarter of a century on this earth
>never been on a date
Ha ha :D
>tfw no gf
>tfw drugs and alcohol
>>51916627
>I don't mean get shitfaced
I get drunk-sad, so it's hard to not get shitfaced.
>In the mean time look into getting /fit/
>implying I don't already own a doorway bar, dumbbells, wrist-springs and push-up handles that are lying around gathering dust
I just can't commit to it.
[spoiler]However, I just recently cut off wanking, so maybe this could drive me.[/spoiler]
>If I can do it at 29 you can too.
I hope so, just don't know what to do first, how to start.
>>inb4 jus b urself
I swear this is some of the biggest bullshit one can say, so I'm rather happy you didn't try.
>all these betas begging for succubi attention
you stopped riding the fucking tiger anon
Every time I want one I can get one, it just never works.
I imagine it's the same for you as well. You just don't try. You know, with the going outside and bathing regularly.
>>51917481
Showering twice a day, shaving twice a week
Getting a haircut regularly, always wear clean clothes.
Have a regular job, go out on weekends.
Been alone for 6 years, not even a date or anything.
>>51917481
yeah haha tell 'em i mean haha
go outside
meet people
make jokes
and most important haha
JUST
B E E
URSELF
>>51917199
>I get drunk-sad, so it's hard to not get shitfaced
Hmmm, maybe a therapist to talk too?
>I just can't commit to it.
[spoiler]However, I just recently cut off wanking, so maybe this could drive me.[/spoiler]
Maybe it could, but ultimately discipline will keep you going not motivation, when you start out maybe you will (or won't) want to but that doesn't matter, force yourself to do it untill it becomes habit then that's the hard part over
>I swear this is some of the biggest bullshit one can say, so I'm rather happy you didn't try.
I didn't try because I heard that shit all the time too and it just pissed me off.
And for where to start just take it in small steps, set EASILY achievable goals, this is important because if you set yourself massive goals from the outset and you inevitably don't achieve them it's only going to bring you down, start with easy ones and work your way up so you'll be constantly making progress.
>tfw 15 year old gf
>>51918172
h-how old are you?
At least you don't have a micropenis (3 in), I couldn't even satisfy the only two gf I had and have now lost all hope with girls.
>>51918172
reported
>>51917947
I'll try doing my best, mate.
Going to be wasting 30 mins a day from today up until the end of the year. If this works out, everything will.
Thanks.
>>51918202
I'm an 18 year old neet on "gap year"
>>51918278
creepy
>>51918241
>tfw i either cum instantly or not at all
>>51918172
Either underage b& or Chris Hansen material.
>>51918278
Kids these days...
>>51918241
>huge dick
>no experience so shitty technique
>no stamina
>>51918376
Try not to put so much onus on your penis. Just focus on having a good time.
I was lucky enough to meet an amazing older woman who taught me a lot about sex.
Finding someone who is open and honest is the best way to learn.
>>51918462
>finally find a qt girl who is nice to me
>she's very understanding and has a lot of patience with my shyness
>helps me a lot with confidence
>after 3 months i finally muster up some courage to grab the initiative for once
>"not now i have a headache"
she fucked her ex 2 weeks after and broke up with me
>>51918278
why would any 18 year old want to date a 15 year old?
>>51918527
Live and learn anon.
try not to get too hung up on it an move on.
Shyness is cured with experience, confidence and age.
>>51918551
She's like the only girl I know. Plus she's cute.
Now that I think about it, that's a good fucking question.
>>51918577
Already too late, happened years ago
I've become a complete shut in since that
>>51918551
WHAT A TRILL
WITH SILENCE AND DARKNESS THROUGH THE NIGHT
WHAT A THRILL
I'M SEARCHING AND MELTING TO YOU
NOT A FEAR I MY HEART
THAT YOUR SO SUPREEEEEMEEEEEE
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
I GIVE MY LIFE NOT FOR HONOR
BUT FOR YOU
SNAKE EATER
IN MY TIME
THERE'LL BE NO ONE ELES
DO DO DO
CRIIIIIIIIME
IS THE WAY
I FINGER YOOOOOOOOOU
>>51918551
Maybe he doesnt like sex, and just wants a girl to sit in cafes with.
>>51918654
I'll give you and internet blowjob if that makes you feel better.
>>51918711
even worse you have to listen to her talk
3 years makes a big difference at that age
>>51918721
n-no go away
>>51918733
hell, three years made a huge difference when I was 21 dating an 18 year old.
>>51918721
The whole Internet?
>>51918879
All the way around the web baby.
>>51918899
Neat.
Also, numbers.
>>51918942
thank you for checking them.
Now check these
Some people just aren't meant to have a partner. Make peace with that and move on. Your life will be much better.
>>51919162
Are you saying you believe in "fate" or "its meant to be"? Because thats more sad than dying a virgin.
>>51919401
No, I'm talking about genetic, biological, socio-economic, behavorial,... factors. Not all animals reproduce and the human species is no exception(reproducing in human context is having a partner since we can control birth).
>>51919548
So you are saying that some of us are just low quality humans, and we should make peace with that.
I guess you are correct, but the human spirit dictates that we challenge our mediocrity.
Not that I do it, I am painfully average or bellow average, and my life is work-sleep-work-sleep mixed with video games and masturbation, but I can see others doing it.
>>51919162
>Some people just aren't meant to have a partner
>>51887994
Don't worry, 12 cm is normal. And girth?
>>51919548
Good point.Need to admit it
>>51887271
Hide a recording device in a flannel pocket or pants and bring the subject up again regarding breaking up with her
Proceed to then use hard evidence that you never raped her
>i dont have a recording device
Most phones have one
Easy peasy shampoo squeezy
I want to see
>tfw having a gf
meme
>I have a few friends who are girls
>I have no idea how to approach anyone about starting a relationship
I'm not even autismo, I just find it awkward to ask someone that, and every time I try it just feels wrong....
check my gf lads
>>51923382
That's you, innit?
>>51921998
>tfw no Taiwan gf
>>51923563
>tfw qt3.14 Taiwanese gf
