You wake up in 1968...
Go back to sleep
HEY, HEY LBJ. HOW MANY KIDS DID YOU KILL TODAY.
Groovy man.
Go watch a Doors concert
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Tell the guys in charge to hang Dilma before it's too late.
Attach a snowplow to the front of my Hemi Charger and run over longhair protester filth.
God bless America.
Take a shitton of drugs, forsake personal hygiene, and run off to Canada to avoid my prepaid tropical vacation.
It's been 60 since the Cubs won the World Series, but this is gonna be our year. I can feel it.
Use the word 'baby' unironically as much as I can.
Also, go to a Stooges concert
>shit going down in America, Vietnam, China, Mexico, France, Czechoslovakia
Some fucked up year this was.