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Morning bro! Made you some pancakes!What do?


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>Morning bro! Made you some pancakes!

What do?
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Hello sir, yes your son was an milk
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i'm gonna dominate his boipussi desu
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>>51862916
yeah nigga i smell what your cooking
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>>51862916
When can I prep you?
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i-is this the Smackdown hotel?
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>>51862916
compraste dulce de leche?
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>>51863480
sheeeit, this shit here is extremely good.
we also consume this stuff you know, except we calls it a caramel
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>>51862916
those are plättar not pancakes
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>>51862916
Eat the pancakes. They look pretty good. Plus they might even give me big muscles like him.
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>>51862916
... eat pancakes?

I don't know what you expect me to do...
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>>51863873
Knowing based Dwayne he probably used some creatine-infused pancake mix
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I'd really like to see how the rocks ass is holding up at his age with his routine
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>>51863809
Caramelo=/=doce de leite
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>>51863923
I'd have to politely refuse them then. I don't take steroids :^)
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did somebody say blini
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>>51864104

>>51862916
>"T-thanks, Dwayne. But it's 8:30 at night, the sun isn't up yet silly."
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>>51864198
>you will never be an overpaid American athlete/film star
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>>51862916

BOYS MMM

ROCK OF BOULDER MEET ROMAN OF NO TALENT
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>>51862916
>"Thanks, mate! I'll cook up some bacon n' eggs for ya tomorrow."
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>>51862916
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JOHN BLINA!!!11
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Dwayne fuckin Johnson is making me pancakes. Honestly I'd be pretty happy, I wouldn't even ask how he got in my house. He seems like a pretty cool guy. I'd show him around the city and make really shitty rock puns at him all day.

>you will never spend the day with your bro dwayne picking up chicks and making food
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>>51862916
*tips eyebrow*
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>>51862916
Thanks, mane
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>>51862916
I can't imagine a better morning that eating pancakes with The Rock.
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>>51867745
I wouldn't even know what to say to him.
It would be an awkward breakfast
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>>51868002
Tell him you smell what he's cooking
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>>51868002
He would end up calling me a pussy and I would leave in tears, or somerhing like that
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Probably eat some fucking pancakes. I'm not gonna tell the man I prefer waffles.
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>>51862916
Eat the pancakes, but since it's 6 am it will be an awkward breakfast.
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Suck his dick
For máximum protons
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>>51868002
>>51868081
The Rock is a kindhearted soul and would never bully a guest.
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>>51868235
Like Arnold?

>tfw ywn be bro with the rock and arnie
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>>51868289
Like Arnold but Samoan which means more delicious foods and less potential genocide.
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>>51862916

>The Rock will never make you blueberry flapjacks and coffee

Dying by minutes here lads.
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>>51862916
дaбaй блины бpaтиш
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>>51868382
>lads
fuck off limey
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>>51868328

>less potential genocide

Where is the fun?..
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>>51868328
>less potential genocide

I'll stick with Arny, then.
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>>51862916
>DONATE SYRUP
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bend him over and fuck him
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