>Morning bro! Made you some pancakes!
What do?
Hello sir, yes your son was an milk
i'm gonna dominate his boipussi desu
>>51862916
yeah nigga i smell what your cooking
>>51862916
When can I prep you?
i-is this the Smackdown hotel?
>>51862916
compraste dulce de leche?
>>51863480
sheeeit, this shit here is extremely good.
we also consume this stuff you know, except we calls it a caramel
>>51862916
those are plättar not pancakes
>>51862916
Eat the pancakes. They look pretty good. Plus they might even give me big muscles like him.
>>51862916
... eat pancakes?
I don't know what you expect me to do...
>>51863873
Knowing based Dwayne he probably used some creatine-infused pancake mix
I'd really like to see how the rocks ass is holding up at his age with his routine
>>51863809
Caramelo=/=doce de leite
>>51863923
I'd have to politely refuse them then. I don't take steroids :^)
did somebody say blini
>>51864104
>>51862916
>"T-thanks, Dwayne. But it's 8:30 at night, the sun isn't up yet silly."
>>51864198
>you will never be an overpaid American athlete/film star
>>51862916
BOYS MMM
ROCK OF BOULDER MEET ROMAN OF NO TALENT
>>51862916
>"Thanks, mate! I'll cook up some bacon n' eggs for ya tomorrow."
>>51862916
JOHN BLINA!!!11
Dwayne fuckin Johnson is making me pancakes. Honestly I'd be pretty happy, I wouldn't even ask how he got in my house. He seems like a pretty cool guy. I'd show him around the city and make really shitty rock puns at him all day.
>you will never spend the day with your bro dwayne picking up chicks and making food
>>51862916
*tips eyebrow*
>>51862916
Thanks, mane
>>51862916
I can't imagine a better morning that eating pancakes with The Rock.
>>51867745
I wouldn't even know what to say to him.
It would be an awkward breakfast
>>51868002
Tell him you smell what he's cooking
>>51868002
He would end up calling me a pussy and I would leave in tears, or somerhing like that
Probably eat some fucking pancakes. I'm not gonna tell the man I prefer waffles.
>>51862916
Eat the pancakes, but since it's 6 am it will be an awkward breakfast.
Suck his dick
For máximum protons
>>51868002
>>51868081
The Rock is a kindhearted soul and would never bully a guest.
>>51868235
Like Arnold?
>tfw ywn be bro with the rock and arnie
>>51868289
Like Arnold but Samoan which means more delicious foods and less potential genocide.
>>51862916
>The Rock will never make you blueberry flapjacks and coffee
Dying by minutes here lads.
>>51862916
дaбaй блины бpaтиш
>>51868382
>lads
fuck off limey
>>51868328
>less potential genocide
Where is the fun?..
>>51868328
>less potential genocide
I'll stick with Arny, then.
>>51862916
>DONATE SYRUP
bend him over and fuck him
