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>>51832039
inb4 first
>>51821626
>>51826831
Next time gents
DINNER
tomorrow is general elections day
whom will you vote indons?
>>51832217
Who is the Dutdut of Indonesia?
Waduh! Sial amat sih! Kok pembikin threadnya indon. Apaan aja ah! Meningan Indonesia diserah aja ama Malaysia. Dari tahun ke tahun Indonesia bukannya makin maju malah makin mundur. Coba aja kalu dimiliki Malaysia, pasti kemajuan disana-sini. Kalian indon ngak pernah produktif, tahunya mau protes terusan. Ekstremisi, lebiralisi ya semua yang negatif itu pastinya dari Indonesia.
>>51832285
kekowee
Give me flip girls
and anime
It's cool af here and I need someone to warm me up.
>>51832410
Johanna Ismael Celis
>>51832039
thailand stronk
hey there malaysia
>>51832410
Pinoy shits will do nothing but drain your money
>>51832630
but white people never learn
>>51832560
>>51832293
songong banget nih negara okb satu
>>51832630
only if you're a pathetic cunt with yellow fever who will date literally any trash girl that wants you
>>51832696
>yfw the janny was triggered by my post on last thread
>>51832686
Hehehehe
Pinoy destroy the white devil from the inside out OK
T. Kim Park
>>51832039
I don't get it.
>>51832039
why doesn't ASEAN want AUSEAN?
>>51832865
ausean was a mistake
never forget
Testicles
Good evening.
>>51832987
Hi. Is Bolkiah still banning Christmas?
if you never eat this shit you're basically dumber than apes
>>51833159
it's not for me
we buy it as dogfood
>>51833159
What's wrong with that? It's kinda tasty desu
>>51833159
""""""""""pork""""""""""
>>51833159
hold your meme sanjaya
>>51833159
I hate the taste of luncheon meat and Spam. They both have this rather weird aftertaste that I could never like.
>>51833194
Why are we spamming memenose-chan instead of this qt?
>>51833218
Spam is too salty IMO.
Even the lite ones.
>tfw no gf
>>51833500
B-But that isn't Memenose
>>51833500
Speaking of Charlotte...
>>51833159
>>51833648
>that flip accent
>>51833194
>>51833648
pretty accurate imo
>>51833752
This is heresy. Pls delet >_<
>>51833823
no way. the streets are too clean 2bh
>>51833648
what, which anime is this?
>>51833831
Send it to her please
>>51833752
11/10 will worship her feet
Stop posting Memenose-chan and start posting much cuter girls.
>>51833875
Charlotte.
>>51833979
Posting superior Asian.
>>51833884
It's offensive when you Mock her kikenose like that.
>>51834059
>not posting the real Love Live girl
Is this memenose-chan power hour?
>>51834089
Which raibu is she?
>>51834145
It's qt power hour
>>51834153
Second best girl, I mean pic related.
>>51834204
OTP is bird and Umi <3
Why did they kill the original LL?
>>51833597
were British school girls
I always see that cowtits on LL like a down syndrome girl thb,
>>51834318
>TFW animu doesn't portray Brit schoolgirls accurately ;_;
>>51834352
lacks a hijab?
>>51834415
Brit slags are ugly
T minus 10 days until I'll be in Jakarta shitposting under an indon flag
am i the only one who thinks joko widodo looks like an asian obama?
>>51834352
You can still find fine well-mannered British ladies like in the anime in posh girl schools ;_;
>>51834469
>Widodo
>Aquino
they've been all been compared to Obama because of their massive popularity at the beginning and their stances on changing their country.
>>51834469
That's nothing: my Pol Sci professor is the spitting image of Jokowi. In class he mentioned that even his nephew noticed the resemblance.
Also that wouldn't be surprising given how Obama spent some years growing up there.
>>51834552
he's talking about the facial similarities.
>>51834478
They can only be found in animu. Life is suffering :(
>>51834593
oh soz, I misread it. It's just the media keeps comparing those 3 together all the fucking time.
>>51834639
British media?
There's some differences though. Aquino is still relatively popular until now (although Mar isn't), whereas this early people already want Jokowi out.
>>51834713
>Aquino is still relatively popular until now
Abnoy's popularity took a nosedive when he let those 44 cops die for peanuts, should have rekt the MILF to gain approval points but nope, selling Mindanao to Malaysia was his priority.
>>51834713
the entire western media.
>>51834442
Spend Christmas and New Year Eve on Surabaya? You're that Aussie with Surabaya wife, right?
Pinoyland fight against japs after being kucked too hard during ww2 and now you are a weeaboo.
Tsk tsk tsk
>>51833648
both you and the traveling pinoy in his car who keeps posting sideway pics of his shit should fuck off our general.
>>51834790
I know that but his popularity went back up months after that. At this rate, unless he makes a major blunder he's going to be one of the only presidents in Philippine history who leaves office with a positive approval rating.
Speaking of SAF, I find it disturbing that the militants were very vocal about seeking justice for the SAF 44, but get really pissed whenever SAF members kill NPA rebels.
>>51834825
Really? I don't see those comparisons too often.
>>51834851
Someone has to help them with their birthrates :^)
Hey /asean/, this general finally convinced me to not vote for the scumbag mayor Duterte for president.
I'm now leaning towards Binay or Roxas. Who is a better candidate?
>>51834851
Asia for asians
go away kano
>>51834851
t. Christian Isagani de la Cruz
>>51834934
>Binay: competent but corrupt as fuck, Marcos 2.0 in the making
>Roxas: clean but incompetent and lacks charisma and compassion
Pick your poison
>>51834886
Cecilia's voice is awful.
>>51834934
Dutdut
lads
http://strawpoll.me/6211215
http://strawpoll.me/6211215
@51834990
fuck off sex tourist
>>51834851
piggu go homu
>>51834934
Make the Philippines great again
>>51834990
where's the option
>drunk is haram
>>51834990
Holding hand without consent is a rape.
>>51834957
this imo
kano out desu
my port is reserved for malaysia only
>>51834990
Obviously, she's so drunk she can't make decisions.
this video explains it with tea :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQbei5JGiT8
>>51835072
Why is Fr. Eddie Villanueva not a candidate for president yet? Also, I think I am prepared to vote for Binay as long as he turns Makati as the new capital of the Philippines
Meanwhile in Asia:
https://twitter.com/WhatsOnWeibo/status/667666204258123776
>>51835126
>TFW I'm Malaysia
>>51834973
not voting for our meme candidate Rodrigo "dutdut ,pokpok pakantot" Duterte
@51835215
nobody cares you filthy sex tourist
>>51835215
Fuck off Belanda.
>>51835238
>Mabuhay ang NPA
>Mabuhay ka Joma Sison
>Mabuhay ka Nur Misuari
>Magbayad kayo ng revolutionary tax
>>51835203
That explains nothing. This does a much better job IMO, https://youtu.be/fC9FKcU-5W8
>>51834934
Vote for Miriam, kababayan
What happens if we integrate with Malaysia?
>>51835219
hey malaysia,I think you're really cute
>>51833648
which episode is this?
>>51835537
The last one.
>>51835488
Only if Gringo Honasan wins as VP
>>51835537
The trainwreckest eps.
>>51835506
Assimilation and destruction of sulu sultanate.
Fair enough.
>>51834913
>>51834957
>>51834959
No one wants your half Mexican half indo blood :^)
T. Kim Park
>>51835215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc2xUtA7h2k
This is hilarious senpai.
What game should I buy next?
>>51835215
NEDERAAAAAND
>>51835506
>Free trade
>Criminal extradition
>Non-aggression pact
>Mutual defence
>Land Transit & Supply
>Formal alliance
>Air transit
>Sea transit & supply
>Missile defence
>One economy
>free movement of people
All these lewd thoughts desu
>>51835647
Digimon Decode
>>51834845
Not me, no. I'm going to Jakarta to be with my cousin. He's a flip that lives in Sydney but works in jkt
>>51835589
More Muslim destruction I see
>>51835647
sungka or game of the generals board
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ39WU5FKiw
Anyone tried new Clannad's translation? Is it good?
>>51835734
Fuck you anon
>>51835734
I miss Digimon World on PS1
>>51835654
That means no visa required?
Maybe I can visit Malay-chan's house and burn it down.
>>51835774
nobody's going to play this shit....
>>51835788
What? There's a new Clannad anime?
I'm outdated on anime stuff now.
>>51835857
Not yet. ASEAN doesn't have a single visa just yet. That's one of the goals, though. Hopefully when that happens AFA PH will become a reality.
>>51835909
No, the VN has an official translation now, which was released on Steam recently. I read that it's a pretty shit translation, though.
>>51835857
y-y-yes you can go from Philippines to Myanmar without getting asked for visa or passport
Y-you should ask him if he wants "tea" first
![Mfw+that+seriously+made+me+_9ee15a9cb6bc13e0528e3e10a589a2c7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HXrL8fw.jpg "Mfw+that+seriously+made+me+_9ee15a9cb6bc13e0528e3e10a589a2c7[1].jpg")
>>51835938
>VN
>on Steam
>>51835905
I play it online :^(
>>51835966
I'll bring him my specialty: 'Love Nectar Tea'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPYgoimqDG8
Do you guys approve of him?
Are consoles dying in Japan?
There's lots of ported games to steam nowadays
>>51836125
is he beta king like Pnoy?
I want my leader to represent me
>>51836125
Only Binay Only Binay
Will Steal Our Money!
Sino ang nagnakaw?
Sino ang magnanakaw pa?
Only Binay!
Kay Binay, gaganda ang bahay... ni Binay!
>>51836180
Those Steam releases are for the Western market. PC gaming (and Steam as well) aren't big in Japan.
>tfw a 28 yr old married woman always makes an innuendo jokes whenever i'm around
>tfw she always goes near you whenever you're around the workplace
>tfw she keeps asking if i have any gf (which i never had in my lifetime)
>tfw i keep diverting these topics away from my personal life but she keeps asking anyway
>tfw she is 3 years older than you
she's cute and all but she has a husband and a fucking child. god blind me holy shit
>>51832293
Ya i kinda agree with that. If indonesia and malaysia merge together, it'll be a better place to live.
>>51836188
>Roxas
>Worth P150M
>Married a single mom Korina
I guess he is a beta cuuck
>>51836245
do it do it do it do it do it you pussi
>>51836245
Have sex with her without condom and watch her husband raise your child
>>51836245
Time for you to read NTR gook shit and apply it in real life
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Drug-Candy
http://mangafox.me/manga/household_affairs/
>>51836332
I would've rooted for Roxas IF she didn't marry Korina Sanchez. Both of them are basically ABS-CBN's lapdogs and it would be extremely bad if they got hold of the highest position in the government.
>How do we know that the integration succeeds?
Simple. /asean/ should make /asean/ sings
Now who's with me?
>>51836245
be a kabit she's asking for a pokpok pakantot
>>51833752
Is that a unibrow?
>>51836464
What should we sing then? National anthems? /asean/ sings Negaraku or something like that?
>>51836464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrssCI5x5As
/asean/ sings For the sake of Allah
>>51836464
>>51836501
>Sing song of unity
THE BEAUTY OF DIVERSITYYYYYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAUIIAWAFo0
>>51836245
you know what i hate the most?
Guys like you.
Easy to get girl n fuck with their feelings while you're struggling to get money. Meanwhile a rich guy like me that understand woman are being ignored because we're too nice and we're treated like shit by these women.Who are you to give me such a shitty feeling huh poor boy?
Does your family own penthouse all over malaysia, indonesia and singapore?
Do you have 500k car that you can pay within 10 month?
No you can't and you don't.
Now fuck off and fuck you.
>>51836360
>>51836364
>>51836454
>>51836469
well, she LOOKS really young after bearing a child 2 years ago... but mayble i'm just overthinking things??
>>51836501
Here's the twist:
Songs aren't actually related to /asean/.
Like anime songs or something.
>>51836566
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>>51836566
Elliot Rodger back from the dead
>>51836566
>rich
>owns a car
>no gf
>owns a penthouse
>looks down on people
>depressed
>can't get women
>handsome
>gentleman
Only one way for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz5gja7XtYE
>>51836587
What's the profession of her husband
Also ask for their bloodtypes if you're compatible sure go ahead do it raw
>>51836676
>bloodtype
wat
>>51836566
Friendly reminder that Elliot was half Malaysian.
>>51836696
people scared to do dna test and just rely on bloodtype
>>51836566
Super sekali
>>51836676
factory worker i think??
>>51836800
ay putang ina kulatahon taka ron. iyota na si inday bwesit
>>51836566
P U C H O N G
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>>51836763
>tfw even half breeds have amok in their blood
>>51836800
putang ina kantutin mo na ng hilaw, hihiwalay rin yan under 10 years
>>51836831
putang ina wag mo ko murahin kung ayaw mo masapak tang ina ka. ISANG SUNTOK KA LANG
>>51836897
WAAANN PAAAAANNTTTSSS
>>51836897
Kaw pala si isang suntok tao
>>51836897
>He doesn't want to do it
BAYOT BAYOT BAYOT PISOT SIGURO KA NO
>>51836940
wew pota tumahimik ka kung ayaw mo masumbong sa chairman namin ha, kaibigan nya si erap gago ka kala mo ha
wew putang ina ka di kailangan kantotan kasama pokpok for free, pinakabobong tao talaga ikaw
>Be in Metro Manila
>0:00 of December 8
Did you guys feel the earthquake or was it just me touching and feeling my balls pulsing?
>>51837009
10/10 tagalog
What is /asean/'s favorite when it comes to vidya games?
For me it's STALKER:shadow of Chernobyl and fallout 2.
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR "FUN" POSTING YOU FILTHY SEX TOURISTS
>>51836994
tara recto tayo king ina mo
>>51837040
>
>>51837051
Super Robot Wars
>>51837051
I really like FarCry t bh
>>51837075
tara ba potang ina dun lang ako sa may overpass sa divisoria at abad santos. dalhin mo lube mo at dadalhin ko condom ko tang ina mo
Christmas vacation doesn't start till 19th but were having an influx of underaged asshats already
>>51837009
wew lad
>>51837051
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R
good taste, I'm currently enjoying Trails In The Sky.
My favourite game is mon hun though.
>>51832363
Are those poisons? Wouldn't catch me getting that close to one of those suckers. It may be capable of significant speed..
>>51837051
Currently playing Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon and Shovel Knights on my 3DS. I'm really loving it so far.
My favorite game has to be Black & White for the PC, it's my most played game of all time. I love throwing people around and feeding my creature some weird shit and fuck around with other territories.
>>51837148
15 more days
Cant wait pamilya
>>51837212
I'd go straight for those suckers for sure. and in a significant speed too.
>>51837212
>starfish
>significant speed
what demonic starfish live in your area taiwanbro?
>>51837257
I never finished B&W cause of that bug in 4th island where you cant see buildings
>>51837262
I hope you get frisked randomly then have a kilo of coke planted in your bag by the police
>>51837303
Must be pic related
>>51837051
Pokemon Red
>>51837335
Implying I dont have free pass calling card related to a former president
>>51837427
I'm looking for someone to have a jam session with bro, you wanna meet up near isetann?
>>51837051
Ace Attorney series
>>51837451
nah i dont have musical talent
i cant do rhythm properly for drums
>>51836245
Go kek her husband, pump and dump
Don't forget to resign and find another office far away from your previous one
>>51837427
>implying connections matter anymore.
Kek all it takes is that shit to blow to the public and your connection would get demonized and you'll get fugged online
Welcome to the era of mob justice, my friend.
>>51836566
Make us proud with your highscore, senpai.
>>51837852
/asean/-linked shooter,when?
We need a safe word in case someone really shoots a place up and you're in the middle of it
>>51837714
Connections do matter, you just don't know the right people.
Who gives a shit about internet strangers?
DBS is the best thing that have happened this year. prove me wrong.
protip: you can't
>>51837937
>thank you stingray
>>51837949
Watched DBZ for a bit while flipping channels just a few minutes ago.
Kinda feels weird when you're used to the tagalog dub.
Vegeta sounds like an angsty teenager
"They said I killed 700 people. They miscalculated"
>How many sir?
"Around 1700"
>>51838040
daily reminder that this commie faggot is gonna let the CCP run the country under his regime
>>51838040
>weekly executions of criminals if he wins elections
At that rate, we'd have every criminal executed by his third year including even the petty ones.
How long till he also sneaks in some people that he wants to snuff out?
>>51838040
smugterte
>>51836566
>Does your family own penthouse all over malaysia, indonesia and singapore?
>not owning a beach resort
Step it up, senpai
Is dutdut alpha? He sounds alpha as fuck.
>>51838221
communist chink apologist that gets the votes of idiots who think that he's the ultimate solution to the problems of the country (never mind the fact that it's the people themselves who are fucking degenerate cancer)
>>51838086
If he wins the military and the elites/special interests will overthrow him. If he sells out to China, the big guys will throw him out. Either way, its a lose-lose situation for him.
>>51838221
No, he's just a Mindanao warlord with a cult of personality.
>>51838086
Talk is cheap tbqh. That commie is just the same as emo kids ranting about how their lives suck on normiebook.
He has no power here. Manila isn't Davao,m8.
Also, how can he enforce his policies if the army wouldn't back him up? Another thing to keep in mind that any leftist attempt to a foothold in Manila would end up in futility and would just give us an excuse to beat down anyone with leftist ideals.
I'd give my left nut to see communists strung high on streetlights tho.
>>51838221
>2 wife
>2 girlfriend
>Invite random qts to sit on his lap
He's alpha unlike pic related
>>51838347
>He has no power here.
That's where Cayetano and PDP-Laban (Ramos/GMA's faction) come in.
>>51838347
last I checked,NCR fags like him a lot too
>sudden spike of killings by the NPA in davai
.>dutdut is quiet about it
>shills quiet about it
>CHR quiet about it
Most safe city in PH my ass.
Also, that title is shit because it was based on a survey
>>51838434
NPA sympathizers also live in NCR
>>51838221
Yes. Getting buttraped by the priest apparently turned him into an alpha wolf
>>51835647
taste
>>51838434
Only edgy fags like him. Plus everyone forgot about Miriam because she's sticking to the election guidelines.
Seems that he finally stopped spouting his edgy shit after that recent pope incident tho.
So which one of you flips posted binay's face
confess now
>>51838477
what's even worse is that if a cop or soldier dies in mindanao dem dutertards are quiet about it
it's okay to attack """imperial manila""" but its a shitstorm if you shit on mindanao
>lalalalala i can't hear you arguments
lel
davao people replaced ilokanos in two decades
>>51838559
Can you imagine this fucker[duterte] at the helm? We would probly be overrun by well funded insurgents
>>51838499
>his tender boypussy got ravaged by a dominican priest
>>51838553
But PNP and AFP already giving away weapons to MILF and NPA
What's the difference?
>>51838678
>dominican
I thought it was the SJs
>>51838643
Stock up on supplies and acquire a gun.
The only useful gun is an unlicensed gun.
>>51838692
The bulk of the armed forces is still right wing.
There is still hope.
>>51838730
>>51838678
>UST wins again
>>51838692
AFP and PNP are pretty right wing bro.
Did you even hear about Trillanes' interview two days ago? He literally said that if elections were tampered or if Aquino's successor was a whackjob the military will shit on them.
>>51838825
>>51838884
>betrayed erap the muslim base bomber
>betrayed palparan the commie killer
>>51838884
This.
Am in the reserves and would gladly remove commies for free.
Commie hunting season,when? I need to break in my shotgun
>>51837206
Cant wait for part 3
>>51839001
>betrayed
He's chilling in jail and being kept there until the glorious gommie removal reckoning :^)
>>51839308
Is trillanes running for senator again or vice president? I'm confused.
>>51838554
Flip cancer is on a rampage today eww
fucking christmas break
>>51839430
VP as independent but endorses Poe, the absolute madman :^)
Pinoy /pol/ spectrum
>Extreme Left
Joma Sison
Colmenares
Bayan Muna
MAD
Karapatan
Akbayan
NPA
CPP
NDF
KBL
>Librul Left
Gabriela
PETA-Ph
UP Diliman
Liberal Party
PDP-Laban
Lakas CMD
LDP
Miriam
>Extreme Right
RAM
Magdalo
Ferdinand Marcos
>Center Right
Nacionalista
UNA
NPC-Conjuangco
NUP
CBCP
Dont come to canada /asean/ your sisters and daughters will all turn into whores trust me ive seen it first hand.
>>51840362
t. Justin Chang
>>51840373
Does it matter if im chinese?
>>51838019
they still show DBZ in tv?
>>51838019
>Isang daang porsyento
>>51834934
>Roxas
The puppetmaster behind why Panot has been so shitty
Nobody trusted him then nobody will trust him now even if he has ABiaSCBN on his side holy shit the shilling on their network
>Binay
Makati is still shitty don't buy into his lies
Ayala built Makati and the Ayala district is the only decent district in Makati
Corrupt as fuck wouldn't trust him with my vote
>Poe
DQ'ed but the entire oligarch is pushing her so ez appeal to the case
Meh in general but as a senator she was pretty gr8 especially in the freedom of information
Too inexperienced to be president and would be a fucking chewing toy in a geopolitical scale
>Miriam
Bongbong should run instead of her desu
She's already dying man
Waste of vote
Might be interesting but I doubt who will she side geopolitically
>Du30
Absolute madman
Might be good domestically but shit geopolitically since he's a literal who in geopolitics
All of them are shit if I were to choose between the poisons
I would pick the weird one to trip me at best so Miriam
>>51840818
>reddit pasta opinions
trash.
>>51840235
why do we like making bullshit tier list and posting of here?
Which one of you was this >>>/a/134504045?
>>51841790
Me!
>>51841983
R-Really?
>>51842132
no. that kaskus poster is a terrible liar. it was me 2bh.
>>51838040
>admitting to murdering people
why isn't he prosecuted yet?
Anyone got work here?
How much you earn a day?
>>51841790
Absolutely Disgusting >>134504711
yuck
>>51843135
>being a wage slave
stay like that Scandi
