>be me
>no girl had ever seen my dick before
>go to gym in Germany and enter bathroom after heavy workout
>decide to use what appears to be the male sauna
>about to step inside
> have glistening, pumped muscles from workout
>suddenly some girls walk in
>they see me and giggle
>turns out that it wasn't a uni-sex sauna
>feels good
>have eternal longing to go back to germany just to show off to girls
>>51828589
did you fuck them or just get a pathetic 5 inch boner from them laughing at you
>>51828589
>Unironically being an adult virgin
Ahahaha, man. It doesn't get mentioned often enough, but pretending to be a 20+ virgin truly is one of the better running memes this site has ever had. After all this time it's still a difficult exercise to picture something that pathetic.
>>51828703
im 19
>>51828703
not everyone needs a piece of flesh to feel realized
>>51828703
You are become bait.
>>51828703
Sorry Mohammed, most of our parents don't buy us wives with camels.
>>51828703
I hear twelve year old's have sex in public in Belgium and get help from the state at the age of seventeen when they desire to commit suicide because of the realization, that belgium is a soulless country with soulless people.
This about right?
>>51828703
What does a vagina look like?
>>51830120
>I hear twelve year old's have sex in public in Belgium
Is that at Marc Dutroux's house?
>>51830827
Trust me, he wouldn't have heard anything.
>>51830531
>>51830531
A coin with salt on it.
>感情時無異姓親舊
Does this make sense, Chang kun?
>>51830531
Tasty AF to be honest.
>>51832970
did you describe the taste? because it makes sense
>>51833516
>No emotion when the old surname
Google Translate's not helping me much here, Hyeung-kun.
>>51828589
>>they see me and giggle
>>51828589
>german girls
