I don't get it /int/.
Why are you always spamming my name on this board?
What have I done to you?
>>51815666
>1,72m
>>51815666
>666
nt satan
t, alberto barbosa
>>51815666
nigga u old as hell
not to mention your height lmfao fucking manlets
>>51815666
>Two first names
>Two last names
You can't make this shit up
>>51815751
Portuguese genetics, don't bully :(
>>51815666
>this is the kind of fag that posts anime everyday
>this is the kind of fag that enjoy pedo polack's posts
>this is the kind of fag that enjoys erotic roleplaying in /ME-NA/
>>51815818
>two last names
Mother and Father surname
>two first names
completely optional 2bh
>>51815811
>born 1993
>old
get the fuck out newfags
>>51815818
i have two first names and three last names
t. 1,72m
>1993
alright grandad
My last name is Fonseca too :D
>1,72m
>Shortugal
haha I can't believe this what are even the chances
I can count by my hands the amount of Alberto's I know
>>51815902
>>51815811
>/ex-yu/ and /brit/ are full of underage fags
now it all makes sense
>>51815875
>>51815924
hey it is average here
>>51815666
>those holes
what the fuck
>>51815873
You mean you have one first name, one last name, and three middle names?
>>51815811
>>51815902
Leave while you can, kids
>>51815666
Are you one of them?
>>51815946
what holes ...
>>51815929
It seriously annoys me that I have became famous and I don't know why
>>51816006
The punched out holes on the spiral
Why are they so fucked up
>>51816006
become*
>>51815903
May
>>51815822
I don't know why people make fun of people with lots of names, I'd love to have 5-6 names.
It sounds pretty fancy.
>>51815903
Maybe we share senpaiília hermano
d-do you have qt portuguese gf?
>>51816039
So that they can fit two or more types of... binder? Dunno how it's called.
>>51816006
Do you know some australian? That might explain this.
>>51816077
I used to but then I broke up with her, got depressed, lost 10kg and when all seemed lost I found this place and my life changed forever
Do you support Portugal's recent drug decriminalization?
>>51816137
No... I never left Portugal (Spain doesn't count) I am a poor fag.
>>51816204
>recent
>>51816208
This "every single portuguese is named Alberto Barbosa" thing was started by an aussie faggot spammer, probably the same guy who started making these edited maps.
>>51816204
It is not recent. It happened in 2001, and it helped a lot to reduce HIV and other drug related diseases.
>>51816002
I am actually white, yes, WHITE.
>>51815666
But are you the Alberto Barbosa everyone referred to before? If yes, how would you become a meme?
Why the heck would there be a height field on a citizen ID?
The fuck
Do kids need to get a new ID every other month?
>>51816338
I have no idea Ivan. It is just a coincidence 2bh.
>>51815751
totally common height in portugal, like being 1.84 in germany
>>51816296
That's good to hear. Chicago recently decriminalized weed; now you'll only get a ticket for it (unless you're black, but that's another thing).
>>51815811
>old as hell
>22 years old
Fuck off underages
Reported
>>51816353
This ID is used for everything, health, justice, etc... So height is needed there, height of kids is irrelevant but no they don't change ID every 2 months.
>>51816488
Why?
If you go to a hospital and you need your height you measure it there
Height for justice...
Well, whatever, just found it weird
>>51816376
Isn't the average similar in Spain?
>>51816400
I don't know if you ever read this but - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_policy_of_Portugal - explains what they did and what they fixed.
The downside of this law is being in downtown Lisbon, you will get shady guys trying to sell shitty weed to you (you=tourist).
Boa noite, Alberto!
Tudo bem contigo e tua senpaiília?
Do all Portuguese people have a strong urge to sail the ocean and enslave people?
>>51816576
I... I don't know, look I like height being there, ok man? Don't ask tough questions like that... they make me uncomfortable...
>>51816628
Boa noite, Zé!
Tudo e contigo?
>>51816638
Yes.
Still waiting for the Australians to show up
>>51816353
> kids
> ID
>>51815666
Gostas de comer peixe?
>>51816716
I really want to know how the hell did they got a hold of my name since it is a 1 in 10million name in Portugal...
>>51816731
Kids have an ID card like this one in Portugal
>>51816743
Adoro atum.
>>51815666
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51816576
Height is the second most useful and simple physical feature after your face. Can't see the problem
>>51816780
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51816784
TELL ME ABOUT AUSTRALIA.
WHY DOES IT USE MY NAME?
>>51816826
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51816780
Aren't you supposed to be a annoying guy using proxies to shitpost ?
Perguntem ao Alberto como é que está a Sofia
>>51816869
Tbqh family shitposting is beyond a mere single ausposter. It's a collective. We are but drones for the greater memelord.
>>51816901
Uhh am I?
>>51816906
Por acaso tenho umas amigas chamadas Sofia...
>>51816353
my license lists the height. it's the de facto citizen id card here considering people dont carry their passports around
>>51816878
Ass: Donald Jamesberg
>hello there im from portugal
>>51816964
Why don't ameridrives have ID cards? If someone doesn't have a driving license and never bothered making a passport that is only useful when traveling, how can this person identify herself?
I like you, Alberto. How do you feel when you see t. Alberto Barbosa shitposting?
>>51815818
Everyone in his country has andersen for surname
>>51817024
you can get an id card for around the same price as a license.
>>51817008
>hello there im from the UK
>>51817035
t. stanislaw szszszzszszszszsszsski
>>51817024
We don't have them either. Who honestly doesn't have a license, lets be real, m8?
>>51817039
Everyone in your country has Martinez as a surname
>>51817077
t. Muhammad Ali
>>51817064
to add on to this, since we're such a car focused country it makes sense to get a license compared to yurope
>>51817080
this. you don't even need a full license to get a card in the UK, just a provisional one
>>51817080
The thing is, in Europe we need to have ID to move trough EU. That is why ID > drivers license
>>51817080
Old women
>>51817181
t. alberto barbosa
>>51817181
Not only old women, poor fags too.
>>51817157
Your license doesn't function as an ID?
>>51817181
Actually a fair few do. Also senior citizens cards
I'm going to go back to Faro next summer and just walk around shouting "T ABERTO BARBOSA" on the beach and in the town
>>51817315
It CAN work, but only when asked by cops. If you want to go to a bank or something like that, you need your ID.
>>51815666
>>51817322
So am I, scream really hard so I can hear you
Wait the USA doesnt have citizen IDs?
What the fuck.
>>51817357
Pretty strange desu. Here most people just have license as legal ID.
>>51817313
I might be biased because I'm rural but even poorfags tend to have licenses
>>51817389
That feel when Nekopara ep 2 almost out
>>51817387
clever
>>51817463
when is it coming out? is there a release date? pls respond
>>51817409
HERE, poor people that have a 500€ wage with +200€ of expenses can not afford a 700€ drivers license, it is possible to save for it though but then they have to buy a car and buy gas, etc...
>>51817495
700€? Shit m8. A driver's license is like $60 here
>>51817483
December 2015, no day actually stated
>>51817495
>500 euro wage
>6000 euros per year
>>51817542
>$60
What. The. Fuck.
>>51817568
such is life in Portugal
>>51817424
Get Dew'd, Barbosa.
>>51817579
$20 for 5 years here.
>>51817660
What kind of parallel world is this where something is a lot cheaper in the USA compared to Europe?
>>51817625
kek if you work 35 hours per week on minimum wage here you get the equivalent of 18,000 euro
>>51817659
I aint Barbosa, my last name is Rocha which means I am legit the portuguese Dwayne Johnson
>>51817748
The regular world? America is normally cheaper than Europe.
>>51817483
>>51817545
January 2nd, 2016.
>>51817769
but muh health care
>>51817748
well what are you talking about? just getting a license and card, or actually passing the test and getting a full license?
>>51817568
plus the Summer and Christmas subventions
(;
>>51817748
Depending on where you live, it can be really cheap to live in the US. If you live in California or New York, yeah, shits expensive. But if you live in the flyover states, its really reasonable.
>>51817811
Here we pay ~700€ for driving lessons and if we pass we then pay 20€ for the drivers license card.
>>51817872
are lessons required? here your parents can teach you to drive, the only things you must pay for are the computer hazard perception test, the driving test, and a small amount for the actual license and card
>>51815666
>666
t. Alberto "Satan" Fonseca Barbosa
>>51817823
I... I want to move there... to a northern state... and live in a nice neighborhood... in a nice community...
Why did I have to be born in this shit suburb of Lisbon?
>>51817807
>but muh health care
you mean literally the one exception?
>>51817928
yes they are mandatory.
>>51817928
In Canada, we have something similar. If you don't undergo driving lessons, they rape you with insurance prices. Plus, it's $150 to take a test, and you gotta take two of them.
>>51817957
You should move to Iowa, Wisconsin, or Minnesota. In that order.
>>51816287
>This "every single portuguese is named Alberto Barbosa" thing was started by an aussie faggot spammer, probably the same guy who started making these edited maps.
Holy shit, THAT'S WHY?
I left for a bit and then came back to this shit all over /int/ and now I know why. And it's hilarious. SHORTUGAL/POORTUGAL got BTFO by Aussies
>>51817954
the UK has some of the safest roads in europe and we don't require lessons before a test and also have one of the highest alcohol driving limits in europe. and we get snow and ice on the roads in winter. it's funny
>>51818006
I would totally move to Minnesota, at least I would have an NBA team to cheer for
>>51815666
>1993
you are too old for 4chan
>>51817990
that's retarded. as long as you can pass the test you're all good here. our test is 2 parts too but the first is a piss easy computer test where you have to click when you see a "hazard"
>>51818102
>underage
reported
>>51817928
>>51817928
In France you need to pay a company for driving lessins etc... and the test is very hard.
It's like 1200 euros per person, takes months, and only 60% of success.
>>51818125
>Mfw our tests ask what to do when a cow crosses the road
>Mfw it also asks if driving on a sidewalk ok
>>51818017
Australia truly is the máster trollman.
>>51818214
>Mfw it also asks if driving on a sidewalk ok
so is it ok?
>>51817395
We do. It's just more convenient for most people to get a license. Underage b&s who aren't old enough for a license and people with a suspended license are usually the people with regular ID cards
Post your state issued ID.
>>51818017
>>51818228
I find it funny 2bh,
>>51818138
>oldtugal
>>51818190
yep lots of european countries have this system. but like i said we don't and our roads are amongst the safest in europe, so suck my dick driving nazis
>>51818236
Idk I failed desu senpai
>>51818283
>born in 1995
fuck off child
>>51817823
>California
It's not that much more expensive here. $35 for a new card and $27 to replace a lost/ruined one
>>51815818
i have a forname middle name and two last names, one of which is in 3 parts
>>51818320
... Well I hope driving in the sidewalk is ok here in Portugal because that is where my car is parked right now.
>>51818345
>tfw young man
Go away gramps, I'm not even old enough to drink and you're already wasting away.
>>51818449
i'm 25 m8 in the grand scheme of things we're practically the same age, i could easily outlive you
>>51818382
Do you use your car to pick up lolis?
Is it a Citroen Saxo?
>>51818485
fuck off child
>>51818283
here, have a Portuguese drivers licence
>>51818551
no it is a Ford Focus, and no I don't pick up girls with it
>>51818360
I'm talking about the general cost of living.
>>51818283
forgot the pic >>51818698
>>51815666
screencapped and reddited
>upvotegal
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51818102
>tfw 1992
>>51818748
do people on reddit even know about the alberto barbosa meme?
>>51815902
>>51815811
This better be bait.
If you're born after 93 you can fuck off, teenagers and kids are the cancer of the internet.
>>51818741
Which city?
>>51818832
>teenagers and kids
we were all teenagers and kids once
>>51818859
We were all sperm in a ballsack too, what's your point?
>>51818283
What's the deal with the '21 in 2016' thing? Can't American liquor store employees count backwards or do subtraction?
>>51818859
>we should tolerate
>kek
>>51818896
>Americans
>Able to think of any other numbers other than the U S of A
>>51818838
Barreiro
>>51818880
yes i have seen it but the question still stands.
Alberto Barbosa is only spammed on /int/, right?
>>51818884
>>51818936
It is not about tolerance it is about just let kids be kids, we "adults" do our part which is bully them so they learn who is in charge
>tfw 33
>>51819012
>Barreiro
I grew up in Verderena. Watch you ass.
>>51819042
I wonder how old is the oldest /int/ernational
>>51819042
33 años tenes pa
>>51819101
There's been confirmed 40+ y/o in our daily
>>51819077
>>51819101
I've seen people in their 40's on other boards, not sure about this one.
I hope to god I'm not still here when I'm 40, I've already been here 10 years now, you really are here forever.
>>51819175
>I hope to god I'm not still here when I'm 40
good luck with that
>>51819175
>>51818699
Oh shit nigga, my bad. Yeah, shit is fucking expensive here. My house in Methville, California costs 3 times what it would had I still be living in Kansas
>>51818283
Here you go
>>51818896
There's also a similar blue stripe for people under 18. It's one of the ways that the state tries to make a license/ID "unique". One of the things that they do is that they change the orientation of your license after you turn 21, pic related.
>>51818748
>>51818880
Hello, Reddit!
>1.72m
>>51819391
post yours big guy
>>51816333
>moor
>white
>>51815944
5'9 is average here, that doesn't mean people that short aren't manlet scum who get shit on.
>>51819432
I grew 2 cm since then so actually i'm 1.85m
>>51819615
you are a big guy
>>51819736
go to bed portugal you've got work in the morni.... oh wait hahahah
>>51819757
Actually its holiday, almost no one works.
>>51817807
Not to dispells the meme but a lot of our employees pay a good chunk of our insurance now and for some plans there is a yearly maximum out of pocket and preventative care is free (flu shot is cheaper than ending up in the hospital)
>>51819834
i know, i just go along with the meme
>>51818283
Is a Norwegian license okay?
>>51817957
Rhode Island in New England has a lot of your diaspora and is basically all coastline.
>>51818283
>not using a sample license
>>51819911
I found your drawing insultuous!
His skin is too light!!
>>51819911
i keked
>>51819959
>>51820020
>>51818896
Its not so much for the liqour store its more for the meathead bouncer who makes $50 a night to guard the door at bars and clubs.
>>51820102
>Be American
>Can't count
>Get shot
>>51820099
But... I am....
>>51819834
*employers
>>51820138
>>51820146
I am white...
But my nose isn't
>>51820138
>>51820212
nice samefagging olaf
>>51820215
>Those toenails
Get a toeknife.
>>51820215
disgusting feet
>>51820273
Try again, Billy Bob.
>>51820289
>>51820332
You are all jealous!
>>51820334
>>51820273
>2 nortards vs 1 amerifat
>>51819949
You're not fooling anyone, Caron Sample
>>51820273
>Be American
>Illiterate
>Get shot
>>51820334
>>51820416
Wow, you got on your computer to samefag, sure showed me
>>51820486
>Being this pooper-peeved
>>51820416
>>51820334
>>51820273
Come on guys be polite with each other :3
>>51819012
>Barreiro
I'm sorry for you
>>51820733
>one chance at life
>Portugal
>Barreiro
just let me die fám
>>51820782
Move to Oeiras, it's nice here :3
>>51820782
Elaborate
>>51820804
One day I will leave this shit hole.
>>51820835
It is a forgotten Lisbon suburb that has been ran by communists for the past 20 years, it is full of gypsies and niggers.
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/3vviz7/alberto_barbosa_posts_on_int/
Holy fuck these niggers are fast
>>51820842
just cross the river lmao
>>51820835
Pic related it's the metropolitan area of Lisbon, the biggest city in Portugal and the capital.
The red areas are designated shitholes and you should not live there or walk there alone at night.
>>51820975
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING BRIDGE MAN IT IS NOT FUCKING FAIR
A L B E R T O
B A R B O S A
Can I suck your cock, senpai?
>>51821022
Elect me and I'll built 1 bridge per km in the Tagus river! Don't worry about the cost, we'll sort it out
>>51821077
>Not just swimming or boating over
>>51821077
the thing is, he was actually going to built it the absolute mad man was going to put more 300 million into our debt, but at least I would have a neat bridge over here
>>51821053
hey man if it is cool for you it is cool for me
>>51821120
Yeah
Hey you can always use this bridge that he did built, it's a little up north but it's neat, and it's the second biggest in Europe! The first being the one just above you of course!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lez%C3%ADria_Bridge
>>51821150
great, soon i'll be sucking the dick of a real 3D flesh and blood, meat space meme
I'm a 6'2 man with very large hands though, you'll have to forgive me if I'm rough with you, you short middle-earth nigger.
>>51821216
Why use the second biggest when I can just use the biggest in Europe, based Vasco Gama
>>51821257
go for my meat big guy
>getrobbedtugal
>poortugal
>illiteratugal
>>51821770
hey at least one of those is wrong, I know how to read
alberto barbosa can you please respond to this post
>>51815944
keep believing that manlet
>>51818859
i came to 4chan in 2004 and i remember looking at the old side window with the 18+ age check thing and thinking "wow, im not actually lying anymore" for the first time.
which is odd because i was already 20 in 2004, but i guess it never occurred to me till then
>>51822015
of course
>>51822097
you know it is big boy
>>51822101
you old fag as shit fám
>>51822102
this is the best day ever
>219 posts
>70 IPs
Up to your usual tricks I see, Barbosa.
>>51822173
>22 is considered grand-dad tier now
>>51822348
look ignore the kids man, don't let them get to you
you gonna be young forever okay?
>>51821216
>
Para quê 12km só para passar isso?
>>51822439
Ora essa camarada, não faças esse tipo de perguntas!
Não é como se houvesse alguém a lucrar com isto!
>>51822439
""""""pontos bónus"""""" de estilo
>>51822439
t alberto barbosa
>>51822526
Daniel what do you want?
>>51822579
your hairy pussied mother
>>51822670
come to portugal and you can fuck her, but only if you let me watch
>>51822697
the last time i went to portugal my flight at faro got cancelled and i had to get on a 4 hour overnight bus to seville just to get a plane home. was terrible tbqh although not really portugals fault
>>51822779
why did it get cancelled?
Litterally Who is the Alberto Barbosa?
>>51822799
I am THE Alberto Barbosa, Mr.Starcraft Player.
>>51822795
that mountain that exploded in iceland
>>51815666
t. alberto barbossa
>>51822927
oh that shit, I remember. It got ashes all over Europe.
>>51822961
have you ever seen one of these before? i saw this thing for the first time in southern portugal and i stomped on it until it was dead. it scared me
>>51823077
that is my state's state insect
it's illegal to kill them
the females also decapitate the males and eat them
>>51823077
>stepping on a praying mantis
they are pretty cool, why you do that?
when i was in 2nd grade we had some in class, and they laid eggs, and the female ate the males head off, and then after a while the eggs hatched and there were hundreds of tiny little mantises all over, they looked exactly like adults only they must have been only 2 or 3 mm long. Some of them fell into the cooling fans, but others we put on a tree outside.
>>51823077
Yeah they are weird as fuck 2bh
>>51823077
A praying mantis? We call those bugs "louva-a-deus", literally "prey to God". They're frequent in /out/ areas such as woods and shit.
You shouldn't do that, they're harmless. I'm a little scared of bugs so if I see them I keep away from stuff like grass hoppers, crickets, spiders, mantis, etc, whenever I go out.
>>51823127
>>51823112
i'd never seen this insect before in my life, they don't exist in england. it scared the shit out of me so i just stood on it
>>51823192
im also afraid of bugs, but grass hoppers.. oh man..
My grandparents owned some land out in the country where they lived. It had tall grass that all dried out in the summer, and every summer there were millions of grasshoppers living in it. If you went walking outside their little complex that they kept mowed, every step you would have at least two dozen little brown grass hoppers jumping and ramming right into you. you could walk around and just get constantly bombarded by grasshoppers
im also afraid of bugs but for some reason they never bothered me. Probably because they were the same color as the dried tall grass or something and you were something you mostly felt and didn't actually get a good look at
having a bunch of cute grasshoppers jumping into you constantly is probably somebodies fetish come to think of it
>>51823222
it is okay man, bugs are just bugs.
In the big scheme of things humans are just humans. Tiny pieces of meat on a flying rock that goes around a hydrogen bomb pretty fast.
When it is all said and done, it won't matter that you killed that bug. It won't matter anything you do. In the end there will be nothing.
>>51815861
>born in '97
>>51817080
Yes we do
My 35 year old cousin who rides a bike everywhere and has never gotten his licence (Even though we do not even live in a major city and have no viable public transport) has a state ID card
>>51820973
It's preternatural.
>>51823667
It's a shitty mobile crop.
>>51816784
Ned Kelly
