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sports edition
Is this worth watching edition?
dubs tells me what to fap to
Gays always welcome edition
>>51814940
THIS
>>51814940
good thing I'm not gay then
>>51814968
Mexican sugar dancing
>>51814793
I like shooting, but I was thinking of athletic sports. Shooting isn't athletic, unless ski and shoot.
Also, lewd.
>>51814962
Why not babe?
Do you think we'll have more success in the upcoming world cup California bro? We looked shit in qualifiers, and >altidore is still in the starting 11.
>>51814968
Something involving a Canadian, a Mexican, and an american
>>51814977
>Im not gay
>>51814968
ur mom
I know girls post here. I know.
>>51815005
aziz ansari is one of the only people I've heard that actually makes me want to burst my own eardrums just so I don't have to hear him ever again
>>51815009
I have less and less hope every game
altidore is SHIT, yedlin is playing like trash, and Dempsey plays like he doesnt even care. I dont know whether to put faith in Howard or not
>>51815067
Are you alright germanbro? I think you've finally cracked
>>51814968
Little Caprice
>>51815088
hahaha hehehe
>>51814968
Sarina Valentina
>>51814884
nothing with aziz ansari is good
>>51815024
>>51815044
literally no evidence of this
liking guys is not gay
>>51815076
Sh-sh-bobby wood
>>51815049
You would enjoy this show for sure especially with its incessant, gratuitous liberal overtones. Great shit.
>>51815099
oh thank fucking God
>>51815124
wood can only take us so far, especially if he only gets subbed in after the 70'
>>51815003
I could shoot my load inside you
>>51815185
You're fine senpai.
Wish I had someone to fish and hunt with.
>>51815123
unless you are a girl, but they dont exist here
>>51815132
I've gotchu family.
>>51815241
TOO LEWD
>>51815168
The whole team just sucks, there are no technical players. They can't hold the ball, or look comfortable on it. It's just stoke 2.0 most of the time.
>>51815282
This is bullshit just because you like boys doesn't mean you're gay
>>51815282
>virginia=chris_chan
delet this
we have a proud and noble history
>>51815248
I am accepting applications for cute bird hunting bfs
>>51815328
I dont get it
They played so well against germany and the netherlands, then the game vs Brazil happened and now we suck
>>51815339
its pretty gay, m8
>>51815373
I can hunt with you, but you'd need to leave the gay at the door tbqphwmayf
hi
>>51815301
Lets have kids and name them generic american names like jason mccapitalism
>>51815448
Hi cia
>>51815452
How do we have kids senpai? Boys can't have babies.
And don't you mean Lawrence Eagleburger?
>>51815505
[spoiler] artificial uterus[/spoiler]
What do you guys think of the christmas sweater I just ordered?
Was it always so gay here?
>>51814884
I thought it was decent but a little too normie
good night
>>51815611
Looks nice. I love sweaters like that
>>51815611
looks kawaii
>>51815563
That's wrong senpai.
Why would you put a kid through this?
He's gonna grow up to kill himself or have autism.
>>51815611
Should have got this.
>>51815620
Just playing pretend, at least I am.
>>51815662
Have a wonderful nigh family.
>>51815620
pretty much, its been a bit excessively lately
>>51815611
That's awesome
How much was it?
>>51815620
that's what you get for calling it /cum/
>>51815686
thought that was trayvon martin on the shirt desu
>>51815703
$55
>>51815717
So how did you like my gore diss?
I worked hard on it and you ignored it. :(
>>51815686
>Just playing pretend
Bought a wii today and modded it
>>51815726
>$55
Wasted. I wouldn't pay $30
>>51815787
homebrew channel is a godsend
>>51815787
Nice I got a nodded Wii. Be sure to not update if it asks for it cause it'll brick the console
>>51815769
I am.
Stop bullying me. That's my job.
>>51815746
oh
it was alright I guess
castrate then cute dick off seems kinda redundant but overall it was alright
>>51815769
Morcocko OUT
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GENERAL
>>51815839
>Morcocko
How do I lose my vcard?
Just got black ops 3 for no reason at all
aight lads, so I went for a walk when it got dark. I played peeping tom, and looked into my neighbor's house bevause he forgot to close the drapes. He has a bunch of tacticool gear and weapons just mounted on his walls in his room and he recently put up a bunch of Christian quote placards on his front lawn
what do /cum/
I'm going to the gym for real this time
>>51815826
Lying is a sin
>>51815839
>Morcocko
>>51815802
Yeah and I like the homebrew broswer, way easier than downloading shit onto your PC and moving it over like I did on my PSP
>>51815825
Good lookin out
>>51815826
>I am.
You should play pretend in real life too. You might enjoy it.
>>51815887
Kill em
>>51815832
Castration is balls.
>>51815871
pay a hooker
>>51815886
ask to go shooting with him
>>51815879
good goy
>>51815887
You'll be skilled at massaging balls like gif related
>>51815941
I know but if you're gonna cut the whole package off anyways then mentioning them separately seems kinda silly to me
>>51815886
Become his friend. Sounds like an upstanding guy.
>>51815905
I'm not lying.
>>51815915
Stop being gay.
>>51815887
Reminder that liking boys means you're gay
>>51815886
A real American christian shooter? You're so lucky to witness this, I always wanted to meet them
>>51816046
Aren't you going to the gym?
>>51816047
I like boys but I would never do anything sexual bro.
No Canadians I guess, here I am!
I'm just a rock n roll man
>>51816034
But I didn't want you to be confused, as I don't know if you're literal with words and what not.
>>51816097
No, I already went bike riding. And I don't go to any gym.
>>51816136
quality post
>>51816186
quality dubs
![[HorribleSubs] Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.20_[2015.11.06_03.31.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IF5Ka0y.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX - 07 [720p].mkv snapshot 19.20 [2015.11.06 03.31.53]")
>>51816023
when the hell did you get so gay?
>>51816144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_J-hmyAS6c
>>51816228
?
>>51816229
Literally from the start.
How new are you?
>>51816097
it's unanimous then
will say hi to my neighbor
what a cool guy
I live close to a national guard armory so he's probably a guardsman or something
Lads I'd love to get back into anime but I have no idea where to begin again
Send help
>>51816136
I'm here too, I just have nothing to post.
>>51816327
WttNHK
>>51816243
https://soundcloud.com/cloth/mawaru-penguindrum-boys-come
>>51816327
>I have no idea where to begin again
by putting a gun barrel in youre mouth
>>51816351
seen it
>>51816365
Your entire fucking country should do the same you waste of oxygen. Chodesta Rica out
why do we keep combineing generals
also karl marx was the greatest mind in history
>>51816327
Depends.
What type of anime do you even like?
Hidamari Sketch is always a safe bet
>>51816398
it's a proxy
don't bother replying to him
>/cum/
>knowing anything about sports
>>51816398
wow rude
I was merely suggesting that suicide made more sense than watching anime.
>>51816323
Seems even more cool. Maybe if you become friendly enough, you can go hunting with him, or a gun range.
>>51816327
If you like moe, GJ-bu. If you like MANIME, One Punch Man.
In general, try an old classic. Like Gunbuster.
>>51816284
what happened to "gay things make me uncomfortable"?
>>51816176
I see, you like riding it, I bet you enjoyed it since you like rough things
>>51816229
Today, don't listen to the other anon
>>51816398
>An educated Costa Rican tells you what you should do since you plan on becoming a waste of resources
>Hurrr your entire country sucks!
Buds
>>51816407
I've seen a shitload of anime in my life but I'd guess something as comfy as Mushishi, maybe something episodic that sucks you in like Jigoku Shoujo, a "mature" romance like Honey and Clover
I dunno :(
>>51816459
>>51816457
You were teasing from the start, don't lie.
And my bike is comfortable to ride. A lot of cushioning and shock support. It is a mountain bike.
>>51816505
She's overrated
My grandpa fought the japs in WWII
wonder how he'd react if he knew I watched anime
>>51816510
>I've seen a shitload of anime in my life
at least make sure you dont have children
>>51816510
maybe akagami no shirayuki-hime
I dunno if you'd call it mature but it's pretty comfy, really cute, and at least a decent romance
>>51816555
would probably be really disappointed as would everyone else you know
>>51816439
I know just about everything there is to know
>>51816510
Hidamari Sketch is comfy as fuck.
You might like it.
>>51816505
Meme pornstars OUT
>>51816555
He'd see how glorious it is and feel proud that his actions changed the fabric of Japanese culture and lead them down the path of glory.
This is my 5th study break in 8 hours
Havin some trouble focusing desu
>>51816579
>>51816595
I'll give them a shot
Thanks lads <3
>>51816579
I liked it, but that is so cheesy. It's a chick flick.
I wouldn't recommend it for most people. Or anyone who wants to get back into anime.
>>51816457
>believing I wouldn't fall for murican qts
Damn anon
>>51816535
Bikes are actually gay, did you see the thing you put your ass on? It looks like a penis form
>>51816618
If there's any drugs at your disposal you best take them lad
>>51816629
SHIT
I just remembered the perfect anime.
Have you seen Shirobako yet? I would say it is the best anime to come out in years.
I have no clue what I want for Christmas.
Any ideas?
Thinking in the under $60 range.
>>51816643
>It's a chick flick.
suck my cock dude
it was cute as heck
>>51816691
a make america great again hat
so i had to wait for my bus in the ghetto today and a car pulled up and threw a brick in a shoebox in front of me. not at me just in front, on the road. does this mean something?
>>51816643
I'm looking forward to it for that raisin alone
Marmalade Boy is one of my alltime favorites and that shit is fucking cottage cheese
mount and blade napoleonic wars desu
>>51816662
>falling for them this easily
>>51816662
You need to get unlewd anon. Your mind is a sewer. Nothing phallic about bike seats.
>>51816724
its a warning from MS-13
watch your back, homes
>>51816724
>does this mean something?
Yeah, you're poor.
>>51816724
Means they comin 4 u wite boii
>>51816724
I have literally never heard of this
>>51816763
you cant live in LA and be poor
its an oxymoron
>>51816707
But I told you, I liked it.
I watched the entire thing.
>>51816735
Okay, then it's perfect.
>>51816707
Now I want to watch it.
>>51816753
>>51816768
well fugg
>>51816763
that explains why my parents pay for a private uni
>>51816781
kek me either. there were several other people there so i don't think it was meant for me
>>51816789
It's literally (non-meme literally) the shitskin capital.
>>51816790
I feel like chick flick has a negative connotation to it
>>51816799
do it
it's adorable and even has a few cute boys
>>51816724
they are courting you
>>51816861
It's still expensive as fug though, despite it being a non-white shithole
>>51816861
not saying its not a shithole, but the cost of living down there is astronomical
>>51816876
w-who?
I just spent too much time trying to make Tom Brady in fallout 4
On a side note, has anybody ever noticed how fucking weird ears are?
>>51816951
Los Vatos ese
MUTHAAAA
>>51816976
>chicanos
>>51816834
>pay for a private uni
Ah, how very impressive.
My bad. I forgot non-whites had different standards.
>>51816970
Lots of things are weird when you focus in on them. Ears are p. weird cause of how much variety there is in nature
>>51816970
dont talk shit about brady
Getting really sick of having to hide my power levels in public.
![tumblr_ma3i107Pq91rg7uk8o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uW4rqM3.jpg "tumblr ma3i107Pq91rg7uk8o1 500[1]")
TEXAS
E
X
A
S
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Boyfriend-shoots-kills-Cypress-mugger-6679783.php
>>51816970
I would like to take a moment to remind you all that Curie is best girl.
>>51817054
I just spent hours making brady in fallout 4 why would I even shit talk the GOAT?
>>51817072
I literally have no problems with this.
What power levels are you referring to exactly?
Anime? Video games? Politics?
>>51817105
Politics.
>>51816976
>>51817007
>chicanos or black breakdancing gang
hmmm
>>51816970
pretty close. i think the bridge needs to be a bit wider and the nostrils are too fleshy
>>51817081
>LaFell giving up on the route
hes literally the only healthy WR and he gives up on a route in an actual game
fucking cock sucker needs to get DROPPED
>>51817115
commie or fascist
>>51817125
Yeah there was only 1 other nose closer and it had some weird blocky texture that looked stupid so I just went with this
>>51817093
>>51817093
I just wanted to post brady
>>51817081
>losing to the iggles
lmao that's fucking bad.
Looks like the broncos and bungles are getting a bye. Fun fact, no brady team has made the superb owl without a bye.
Do you see yourself in this picture?
>>51817115
Is everyone in your life a liberal?
I live in Oklahoma so I breath red. It's hard not to.
There was a guy in a walmart parking lot with a bunch of Confederate flags all over his car and the lot just standing there waiting for someone to challenge him.
>>51817148
That was just a bad play desu
now post his 30+ yard reception
>>51817161
conservative in a liberal city
>>51814862
>baseball
>kids
baseball is harardous for kids, especially to pitcher.
pitchering ruin his arm and shoulder.
>>51817196
>needing meme plays to stop going 4 and out AGAIN
>>51817189
When the flag debate started happening*
>>51817172
>that forehead
>>51817200
>liberal city
As opposed to a non-existent conservative city?
>>51817148
>that brady "tackle" attempt
fuckin lol
>>51816747
That's my weak point
>>51816749
Jeez, my mind is barely lewd
I gotta go finish my homework before I die
>>51817200
are you trump shill level or are you a moderate/libritarian?
>>51817188
I 100% see my cousin as the guy
>>51817215
They can only pitch fastballs, they are not allowed to throw curveballs or any other meme pitch.
>>51817230
>he thinks conservative cities don't exist
>>51817230
Cities in Utah and the Dakotas tend to be conservative.
>>51817230
hue-stan perhaps?
>>51817220
I mean Brady's top 3 receivers are out his top HB is out and most of his O-line is out and the game still came down to the last minute. Sure we lost fair and square but it could've been worse.
The eagle's win is at least more legitimate than the bunco's refball
>>51817281
he's a gronkbabby
>>51817258
Not over 100k
Edleman is sexier than Brady tbqh
>>51817240
Get to it anon. I thought you weren't in school?
>>51817086
Best state.
>>51817245
Moderate but I do like Trump.
>>51817289
But he was a first ballot HoFer before gronk was even in college
>>51817293
No homo, I would let Tom Brady fuck me raw.
>hot guy in my class, near perfection levels, that also has a great personality
>he hasn't fallen to PC and liberal culture
>mfw I know I'll never ever be with him or someone like him
>>51817407
If homo, I'm very sorry.
If girl, fuck off to your blog reee
Shooting in Los Angeles happening right now. Place your bets.
Disgruntled white guy, angry black guy, Mexican, or Muslim?
>>51817407
>[CURRENT YEAR]
>being gay unironically
>>51817434
white as ususall
second bet goes on muslim inspired by isis
>>51817348
>no homo
>>51817407
PLEASE be a girl
>>51817473
how are things in costa rica? is it still the rainy season or has the dry season started. just curious, I'm planning a trip there soon
I'm missing something in my notes. What does /cum/ think, birds gained flight by jumping and flapping as a mechanism of escape from predators or they were arboreal and glided from trees and eventually adapted flapping
>>51817512
Weren't the dinosaurs birds?
>>51817502
please do not reply to the valet guy
>>51817348
bit gay
>>51817502
>being THIS new
>sports
>>51817438
>>51817486
>>51817533
I said no homo, so it isn't gay. I mine LOOK at this man >>51817473
If he walked up to you, and asked if he could have sex with you, could you say no?
No person on earth could say no. You aren't human if you say no.
>>51817580
nerd
>>51817512
Cursorial model. If you look at really primitive flightless birds like chickens, they jump and flap like maniacs when you chase after them and it increases their speed and chances of escaping. There are some organisms that use gliding models but because of the relation to dinosaurs my best bet is they started on the ground rather than in the trees. We'll probably never know the truth though
>>51817612
no need to hide okie this is a safe space
>>51817612
m8 you're gay af
>>51817612
dont worry anon i believe you
18-1, never forget you patriot cocksuckers. NEVER FORGET
>>51817612
it's a clear no
>not liking traps
>>51817648
>>51817664
>>51817692
>>51817728
>>51817738
Tom "Greatest GOAT" Brady is not bound to traditional rules of sex and gender.
He is a god.
It's like saying Zeus having sex with men is gay, or women as an animal is bestiality. He had sex with whatever he wanted, and how he wanted.
>/cum/ actually discussing sports
Proud of you guys for staying on topic 2bh.
>>51817767
I'm going to sleep now, just remember Tom Brady is eli manning's bitch.
>>51817805
PUT VICK IN
VICK
I
C
K
>>51817752
completely agree
>everyone is talking about sports again
>abstain from the conversation like i do irl
>this time it's in my safe space imageboard
>>51817626
But what force would take them off the ground And why would something so energetically expensive be selected for
>>51817525
Some
>>51817892
Grow up pussy.
Sports are love.
Sports are life.
>>51817893
>What would take them off the ground
LIFT obviously adaptation in wing, fused bones, pneumatic bones, reduced weight etc. You need to understand how the organisms change
>why select for it
NICHE EXPLOITATION
nothing to compete with in the air
>>51817946
How can I put that into paragraph form nigga
>>51817891
Anon is just confused.
>>51817958
That's your job.
>>51817749
traps are like regular women but twice the crazy and half as decent in bed
>mfw I know nothing about sports and just bandwagon the team that's predicted to win
>>51817980
How do you know this?
>>51818001
me too
>>51817979
Pls help I'm shit at bio
>/pol/ just discovered victoria flamel
lmao
>>51818002
A man gets bored of fatchicks and explores sometimes. The first non fat girl i fucked in college had a dick
LA shooting turned out to be a Mexican.
>>51817959
let him think what he wants
>>51818059
You're gay.
>>51818059
>this degeneracy
Day-2 of tolerance break
Ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>51818059
>first non fat girl i fucked in college had a dick
>>51818074
real surprising
>>51818074
Gee
Who woulda thought?
>>51818080
>>51818091
pls no bully
>>51818115
Tolerance break from what?
myon myon
>finally have chance at going to sleep at decent time
>neighbor's dog won't shut the fuck up
I hate anyone who owns a dog
>>51818146
Weed (lmao)
>>51818152
How can someone this perfect exist? It should be a crime of God to place such a man on this earth.
It's torture.
>>51818045
only because I'm nice.
Exactly what I said before. You can explain every change. Birds have super fused skeletons and pneumatic bones with air sacs. You can talk about that for a paragraph alone. Dinosaurs kind of had em too, but how did that change to allow for flight? See stuff like that. If you're asking questions like this I assume you know about bird morphology and physiology. If that's the case talk about other changes in physiology that allowed for flight. The breathing mechanism might be good. Wings are super important, and remember how flight works in terms of Bernoulli's principle as well too.
You should be able to do this baka. Bio isn't hard, you just need to think like a biologist.
Don't Starve is such a comfy game.
Met a girl today. She's a proper valleygirl, just like I like em. She looked over her cubicle and winked when her and her friend we're talking about guys.
We we're the only ones in the office. Gonna dick her down this week for sure. I love office jobs, it makes bitches horny.
>senior year
>no skills
>no money
>no plans
>no intention on going to college(its a waste)
JUST
>>51817959
No confusion. Some people just can't be constrained by general rules. There are always exceptions.
>>51818076
It's undeniable.
It's fact.
>>51818249
get a construction job and earn money
>>51818237
I thought it was a little boring.
Not bad, mind you.
im going to zaxby's and i expect a new thread with no gay discussion when i get back
>>51818312
>no gay discussion
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51818293
It's very slow-moving.
Also, the multiplayer is SOOOOOO fun but I have no one to play it with.
>>51818059
That's pretty gay...
>>51818312
>/cum/
>not gay
>>51818312
prepare for dissapointment
in zaxbys and the next thread
>>51818235
Thanks anon
My brain is just going blank tonight. Ready to be done with college.
>>51818354
I have to get back to studying myself now actually. I know the feeling..
>>51818339
Oi what the fuck is this shit? LA flag?
Hope you get stuck in traffic on the 405 and die.
>>51818330
he was wearing a dress and balls never touched so its k
I drove back from the gym with my shirt off today. It felt like I was back in high school driving home from football practice
>>51818249
Work for at least a year then consider something like an associates.
You dont NEED college but the experience is good
>>51818339
>4chan
>being in any way straight
>>51818377
it's ok i'm moving out of this shithole in two weeks
>>51818378
G A Y
A
Y
that file did not convey the proper emotion I wished to express in my post
>>51818261
nothing wrong with having a man crush anon
just putting it out there
STOP WITH THIS GAY MEME WE ARE FUCKING STRAIGHT
>>51818381
Asking for it.
I'm telling you.
what do you guys bang in the whip?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnZ8h3MRuYg
>>51818416
Where you leaving to?
Did you ever go to AX?
>>51818441
this desu
>haha I'm not gay but I'd suck a dick XDDDD
stale meme
>>51818441
I honestly sometimes feel like I'm the only straight person on this general.
>>51818340
this desu
>>51818453
asking for what
>>51818478
Seattle senpai
what's AX?
>>51818441
I am 100% straight too
>>51818453
What am I asking for?
Speaking of chicken, is raisin cane's any good?
>>51818381
Did your team play penis touch in the locker room too? Mine did
>>51818464
Great taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4HSmFLYCWU
>>51818517
no
It was somewhat homo in a very straight way though
>>51818416
It was that or more fat cowgirls from the rodeo team
>>51818494
Fair enough. I actually love it here, but at the same time this state bleeds me dry.
The biggest Anime convention on this continent. Its in the convention center for like 3 days. Good way to meet based chics that are into anime.
I've gone for the past 7 years.
>>51818568
why can't you just fuck a skinny ugly girl? put this on her head and tell her you're into kinky shit
Salamat pagi gentlemen.
http://strawpoll.me/6208822
important poll
>>51818585
i'm not into anime desu. and Seattle has the emerald city comic con which is pretty big
i can't stand the weather here, i like cold climates. fucking 80 degrees in december
>>51818510
It's okay
I prefer Zaxby's probably
>>51818610
I think you got Uruguay and Malaysia confused.
>>51818624
>peanut butter
this thread is better
>>51814023
>>51818624
>women
>doing anything right
>>51818667
"""""""""""""no""""""""""""""
>>51818497
>What am I asking for?
Driving around shirtless.
What if some pervert attacks you?
>>51818601
to insecure at the time the trap was my attempt at grabbing an ugly skinny without pussying out and after I was done I noticed hey she is a he! Then after dealing with the dude for a semester I bailed
>>51818635
Comic con is wayy to big for me.
I start shaking at anything less than 70 desu, Born and raised here.
Lived in the south, Houston and Tallahassee for awhile. Would not recommend.
>>51818740
i start sweating at 70 :T
>>51818738
>after I was done I noticed hey she is a he
anon...
>>51818738
Did you suck her dick too?
>>51818822
>her
