痴漢 edition
This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, milk, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's talking at randoom in Japanese and English. Take it easy, l a d s!
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>>51812352
First for Sweden
>>51812352
乙
>>51812352
Thanks for new bread, babe.
>>51812352
>milk
wut
>>51812352
third for my pen
5 GET
First for Nikuman.
>>51812454
4chin is laggy tonight.
I'm sure I posted my shit a second after finish post
Let's talk about the size of penis ITT
Do you really think so with his English?
>>51812568
The servers are probably having temporary hiccups.
>>51812580
Who is he?
>>51812579
Good idea, family.
6x4 inches here...
>>51812352
乙!!!!!
>>51812638
それは、ひみつです
>>51812647
6x4 inches? that's a lot of time
15,5cm here
>>51812712
good guy Nigel
>>51812777
Nice trips.
>>51812619
/int/ is very quiet overall. Is 4chan getting less popular?
Baka Gaijin Say to Me Anime is Fuckin Gay!!!!
>>51813016
Anime is for little Girls !
>>51813016
ANIME IS FUCKING GAY!!!!
>>51813016
This OP is you?
>>51799150
>>51813016
Anime is Fuckin Gay!!!!
why did you want me to say that?
>>51813016
Why do they say that to you??
But I have to admit Black Lagoon is bretty good
>>51813016
visual novel master race
>>51813205
I wanna lick her leg desu
>>51813016
If you're really being serious, then learn to not care. They're the ones complaining and trying to tell you what you should like or not. Embrace selfishness and ignore the haters, yo.
>>51813076
猫カフェ行った事ある?
33rd for my penis
34rd for my penis
>>51813422
ないです。
But, what about his English though; do you really think so?
>>51813422
>>51813657
ALF
L
F
>>51813489
>>51813540
>Implying either one of you have a penis
Shaking my head t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o2TZrGkfZA
>>51813016
Anime is Fuckin Gay!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdJ2o3z2P6c
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>51813972
Wow, I never knew japanese rap was this bad
>>51813401
Not only is Anime really gay; it is absolute shite and a waste of time.
>>51814035
oh, so you care about wasting time? fapping is also a waste of time, so is 4chan, go read a book.
>>51814022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi_HGCZxlVY
>>51814022
Rap in general is shit, though.
>>51814035
>shite
Confirmed for muzzie :^)
>>51814095
>so you care about wasting time?
No
>fapping is also a waste of time so is 4chan
It is
>go read a book.
Maybe later
>>51814131
ALLAHU AKBAR!!
>>51814102
doesn't change my opinion, bit better than the first, but it's really retarded
>>51814191
>>go read a book.
>Maybe later
Maybe one day.
>>51813540
>34rd
>34rd
>34rd
>>51814239
I can understand where you are coming from.
After you've heard Kanye West's songs its very difficult to appreciate any other music.
こんばんわこのやろお
>>51814289
それ多分ネタ
>>51814348
おはにちばんわ
>>51814348
こんばんはバカヤロー
>>51813972
kuso gaijin minority cuture which pizza is proud of
>>51814334
huh? are you implying that kanye west's songs are addictive?
i'll show you what's real music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYnQ_ZgCtv0
Do you think so?
With his English?
Really?
Ì try to make you horny by my kawaii English
>>51814348
イタリア兄貴!おっす!
>>51814492
Can you explain this memetic post, best ally?
>>51814482
anime is good too
>>51814348
こんばんはこのうんこたれやろう
>>51814492
new meme 乙
>>51814587
右は俺です
Is the whole "四 (shi) sounds like 死 (shi)/九 (ku)sounds like 苦 (ku) so they are bad numbers" thing still prevalent?
I hear people say 四 as よん and し and the same with く and きゅう。 There's no consistency
>>51814570
Unfortunately, no.
Someone said it in the last thread. I asked, but I didn't get an explanation.
my friend said that when I first meet a japanese girl, I should greet her by saying: 五万でどう?
but when I tried it with a girl in a japanese neighborhood here, she looked at me weird
why is that?
>>51814729
She looked at you weird because you were too cheap
>>51814699
I see, that's a shame.
>>51814729
You're probably non-white.
明日午前8時から日本語の期末試験
>>51814699
>>51814805
Someone asked if nihonjin was the same American that's been posting and someone replied >>51809884
>>51814805
so if i was white, she'd accept my money?
>>51814492
That sentence is strange for a native?
>>51814895
>mfw
>>51814902
Maybe. I don't know what went through her mind, though.
>>51814844
reset and born in japan
where the fuck are the japanese people? did they get lost in the way to this thread? there were like 3 dudes fighting
start fighting again, it was really amusing.
>>51815181
They're all at school studying
>>51815181
What were they fighting about?
>>51815245
Probably cute things, if I know Japanese people.
>>51815025
Then, why do you like the phrase?
I just watched an episode of anime.
I never really watch anime but this one is atually decent another its called.
Looks like im finally going to learn Japanese
please, sempai, teach me how to セクハラ
>>51815245
There was some jew who started ranting in Japanese about people who only knew the language because of anime and a Japanese anon got triggered by it
I can't remember where the 3rd guy went
if it wasn't the jew, then it was just a standard 2ch level troll
>>51814671
that is still prevalent in formal or social situation
for example, 四 and 九 are taboo at a wedding ceremony
and in old days, hospitals never had that number's rooms, but recently it's not, I guess
>>51814844
God bless you!アメリカ兄貴!
>>51815245
there was a guy named nihonjin, and someone asked if he was american "with his english",(without specifying who he was talking about), so a third person came and asked "who are you talking about?" and the second guy answered "can't you read japanese? your comprehension is really shitty" and the guy answered "no, your writing is shitty" and they started calling each other names
>>51815375
cute
>>51815277
Because I knew the moment I read it that someones English skill was being slightly mocked, I just didn't know who.
Also, it was the perfect response.
>>51815400
I don't think he was mocking, though, he was just skeptical, he didn't think the guy was actually american
here we go again
>>51815438
It's still funny though.
>>51815398
>cute
I called it.
>>51815472
where are we going?
>>51815535
chaos
>>51815535
head
>>51815573
don't forget to put a semicolon
>>51815573
otaku!
日本人達は神に信じるですか?
>>51815690
あまり信じませんよブラジル兄貴
基本的に倒すものだと考えています
(1/3ぐらいは冗談です)
>>51815690
God or a deity?
>>51815737
どんな神?どうして?
>>51815755
「あまり信じません」って、「ほとんど考えたことない」的ですか?
>>51815904
deity, no matter which
>>51815953
それ的です
Do you think that the level of fightings among Japanese people on/int/ is lower than its among the other races?
>>51815690
god≠神
神 is everything which we cannot see(good and bad fairy, ghost, devil, ancestors, hero, etc)
宇宙(名前はない)が神々(名前がある)を作り、神が日本を産んだ。仮に宇宙をGodとするならば、確かに日本人はGodを信じている。
>>51815690
Yes I believe in Kanye West
>>51815953
>どんな神
真面目に言うと、見えないけど確かな何かはあると思ってます
それを表現するのに最適な言葉が、"神々"かと考えます
なので「神を信じるか?」と問われると、あいまいな返事しかできないのが実情です
Do you lads drink tap water?
>>51816236
Yes, do you?
>>51816236
Yes
>>51816236
Yes I drink tap water with my gf
>>51816389
>with my gf
Is she Korean?
>>51816330
I usually don't... I get my water from a shop. Is there even any difference?
>>51816389
Pls stop...
>>51816389
we aren't interested in your gf at all
>>51816236
yes, I use water filter
>俺ら、男の子が大好き
ちょw
>>51816236
Not really. I have nothing against, but I just drink tea instead. Also, I like the cherry flavoured water from Lidl, so I usually have a bottle of that in my room.
>>51816416
>>51816421
>>51816438
Sorry
I lied
>>51816236
I have a bathroom in my room, I sometimes drink from there... I don't know if it's safe but i don't want to go to the kitchen.
I really only use for tea in the kettle in my room so if it's boiled it should be good, right?
っていうか、僕の湯沸かしに茶葉が残っている。掃き出す必要あるの?
>>51816199
ごめん、意味よくわからない
たとえば、カトリックの人々は神に祈ることはしないですか?
カトリックはgodに祈るですか?
それとも神様に?
>>51816207
そうですか
私もそんな感じ
ちょっと違うけど
writing stuff in japanese is hard
http://krautchan.net/files/1449517192003.webm
>>51816548
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Korean girlfriend = imaginary girlfriend
>>51816548
Why did you tell such a meaningless lie!
>>51816578
>>51816551
well, I don't drink tap water because it has chlorine , I use a water purifyer in my house
but well, totally different countries, so maybe the quality of the tap water there isn't as bad as here
>>51816578
you Germans are really.....words fail me
>>51816578
kek'd hard
>>51816621
.webm
it's safe, as far as i know
Please do not kek me white man.
>>51816548
Don't you have a Japanese gf?
>>51816565
>writing stuff in japanese is hard
so how is over 75% of the post IN the language richardson
>>51816578
Whose voice was that
>>51816669
Sorry
>>51816669
kek
>>51816551
Don't know man, but doesn't the boiled water taste weird? It has a strange stingy taste that just isn't water
Can the average native Japanese person read older literature from the early 1900s?
>>51816616
アメリカ人の名前が「が彼女が欲しい」から
>>51816680
Maybe its a different Kiwi who has one
Why do Japanese like cats more than dogs?
犬>猫 in my opinion
>>51816551
Whoa reading that over, makes it sound like I drink out of the toilet.
Just to clarify I use the sink that's in there.
I must know the difference of the nuance between lel and kek
>>51816756
I like dogs than cats, too
>>51816682
because this is a japanese thread?
also, I find it hard because i'm not used to writing japanese, only reading, and i'm not saying that it's hard for everyone to write in it
>>51813016
いえ
Anime is great I thanks Yusuke Murata and Miyasaki-san for making me inspired to try my best
>>51816770
Lel is ironic laugh.
Kek is laugh like when you come home early and find gaijin in bed with wife.
>>51816756
Because cats are cuter than dogs
>>51816798
Shi....
>>51816798
My sides.
>>51816770
Lel is the new "lol" and "kek" is the new "lel".
I often saw "神" (god) was translated and repcaled to spirituality or something goddess-tier in subbed anime. I guess the translation is not so wrong.
>>51816565
日本のカトリックは神=Godと考える。つまり信じてる
カトリックは超少数派(so minority)
>>51816836
but 神様 = god, right? like, catholic god? or am i saying stupid shit?
コメントお願いします
>>51816798
what's about "lol"
I often use it as a means of (笑)/w
>>51816833
what will show off next to kek?
7~9月実質GDP、年率1.0%増に上方修正
http://www.nikkei.com/article/DGXLASFL04H5S_U5A201C1000000/
>>51816884
"LOL" is the Western equivalent of both (笑) and "w".
>>51816776
>because this is a japanese thread?
There are still some Japanese posters who post in English
I'll be moving to somewhere in 甲信越地方 in March for work. Won't know the actual city until next month. Will probably end up being around Nagano, though.
How nice is this area? From what I've seen, it seems very nice. Some areas appear to be quite tourist-y, though.
>>51816967
Japanese people tend to want to practice their English while other people practice Japanese.
>>51816886
>off
*up
>>51816920
thanks!
>>51816884
*what about
>>51816798
>wife
why don't you have a girlfriend Japan? get her pregnant immediately
then post the pictures on /int/ but only when she is 9 months along
>>51816868
our ancestors had thought various gods were everywhere. to be exact, I should say they were spirits like god. technically, those were not God foreigners have defined.
>>51816886
kok
>>51816886
or "kol" - kekking out loud
>>51816864
ああ、そうですか
分かりました
ありがとう
>>51817038
I see, thanks :)
>>51816967
what he said >>51817000
nice trips btw
>>51816756
Cats are comfy, dogs are memes.
ごろごろって何故だるいになるの?
>>51817053
and then ＾o＾
>>51817038
We call them spooky ghosts and try to avoid them.
>>51817084
Why does Sweden of all places get its own kanji name?
I dub Australia as 動物死国.
>>51816886
lol, lel and kek are unpopular now.
You must type "ayy lmao" if you want to show w.
>>51817038
the shinto gods?
>>51817038
When anime characters mention 神様 are they usally talking about a specific god like the christian god or a generic shinto god?
>>51817149
動物死国人キモイww
>>51817168
lol is still popular with normal people, although "haha" is becoming more popular.
>>51817168
Thanks!
ayy lmao!
>>51817149
Australia is 豪州 in kanji. It's read Goushuu.
>>51817201
haha aa
>>51816770
"lel" is a retarded variation of "lol", just don't use it unless you are trying to pretend you are mentally challenged
"kek" Kek literally translates to lol on World of Warcraft. When someone from the Horde side types lol in /say, members of the alliance side see kek instead. Not specific to Orcs. (got it from urbandictionary because I never played wow and wasn't sure on how to explain it)
>>51817149
There's a Kanji for every cunt.
阿弗利加 is Africa.
>>51817209
>>51817109
sound of rolling things,human,animal,wood,,,
>>51817177
youkai or kamisama or mononoke or bakemono or obake
>>51817135
well, our ancestors considered the spirits as fear, but awe as well especially when disasters happened because a spirit got mad to something bad humans did.
>>51816756
>>51816775
>>51816809
>>51817109
Dogs are superior they have the god INARI
all the best lore is based off the canid that includes kitsune too, also the great story of Hachiko there is no other story like that for the feline
Dogs > Cats
>>51817109
I'm still a noob at japanese mate, no idea about what you wrote
>>51817195
瑞典人がホモなおかまですよ
Brazil is often represented by 伯, meaning count
>>51817269
So the demons too ?
ありがとう
>>51817241
>Africa
>Country
Aaayyy.
>>51817300
やらないか :＾)
>>51817314
really? I never knew that, I once saw a bar close to Liberdade called something like 新伯, if i'm not mistaken, and I was wondering what it meant
>>51817241
>Africa
>"shade dollar advantage increase"
>>51817344
Don't be mean, he's American
>>51817344
American """"""""education""""""""""
I wish I had a short bf to study Japanese with...I feel so lonely.
>>51817183
it depends on the plot of the anime, I think. the character could be a believer like a christian.
>>51817398
Well hello there
>>51817269
So lazy sounds like someone rolling on the ground?
Your 擬音語 makes no sense, I hate it, get rid of it pls.
>>51817209
The Australian has trolled you on the popular meme
ayy lamo is used for the alien
エイリアン
you can use whatever you want for w (笑) as long as you do not spam it, it is not polite
>>51817398
Okay tell me your Skype number and fuck together
>>51817398
I am a girl but I can pretend to be bf if I put a cucumber there.
>>51817398
I used to like Maki before you ruined her, navy-fag 氏ね。
>>51817428
Don't trust the Maki trap.
>>51817398
オカマだろう、こいつ
>>51817177
yep, that's 八百万神.
>>51817469
氏ね?死ね?市ね?シネ?
>>51817479
Don't try to stop me, Nigel. I need to smash puss now.
>>51817468
>cucumber
O-or a carrot
>>51817347
お神が大好きですよ。
結婚まで、エッチがだめです。
写真は一番好きな聖人、セントトマスモーアです。
>>51817469
Sorry I am just having fun...
>>51817557
>implying you never have sex
おはようございます、日本
>>51817557
じゃあ
レイプしてあげる
アニメ
>>51817614
自閉症
ここに誰が日本の人は?
this japanese is bad sorry
>>51817589
おはメキシカン
>>51817589
ohayo-
>>51817589
今日もかわいいね!メキシコ兄貴!
>>51817614
漫画
あ
>>51817644
甘えてくださいよ
>>51817593
やめて
>>51817588
>できるって暗示する
>>51817673
数人いると思うよ
>>51817673
この中に日本の方はいますか
sounds better, I think
>>51817614
Why do you fap to Anime?
>>51817757
Your Japanese is perfect!
>>51817771
Why do you fap to women?
私は小さいちんこんだ。
>>51817771
feels good man
>>51817771
because why not?
>>51817806
エッジー
>>51817691
よう!日本親友!
>>51817686
ハポネス. This is phonetical pronunciation for 日本人 in Spanish
>>51817708
pic related
>>51817806
Because they are fappable
>>51817771
2次元の女の子は最高だぜ
>>51817757
Are you one of those Japanese-Brazilians, or are you straight br?
>>51816798
>>51817814
残念だわ
>>51817795
あ、ありがとう
>>51817851
Regular brazilian with italian and portuguese ancestry
>>51817771
Because nature is an imperfect craftswoman
Hello, Japanese thread.
How ar
>>51817883
Do you know any transexuals? My friend visited brazil but I couldn't find any
>>51816798
>>51817835
Then why does the dimension matter? (2D still better than 3D, though).
And not everything has to be fap material, we just collect this stuff because we like it and find it cute or because we can use it as reaction images.
>>51817335
yes. cats are usually not good youkai and the most pupular. they are in many prefectures
>>51817430
いもむしごろごろ on the ground
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Niwiz7WS2L8
>>51817921
he's lucky, brazilian transexuals are fucked up, at least most of them
>>51817851
名前の始めに、何は「が」の味わいですか?
