I have a tiny penis and weigh 100kg.
>>51788316
Well at least you're not fat... or oh, wait well at least you don't have a small di... oh...
At least suicide is an option.
>>51788434
That's it I'm calling the doctors tomorrow and getting a referral to a dietitian I'm going to change my diet I'm 18 so I still have time to improve myself.
>tfw 181 70kg
>still fat
>>51788316
Before you kill yourself just think about how much shitpost you will miss if you do it
>>51788316
>I have a tiny penis and weigh 100kg.
Asian guy who weighs 100kg and has a tiny penis with his White girlfriend
>>51788316
how do you even get that fat?
>>51788539
Yeah but I look like a fat lard.
>>51788539
she is a Blue-eyed blonde
>>51788544
idk ever since 5th grade I have been putting on weight then in year 7 I got man boobs in year 8 I started losing a bit because I had to walk 8km a day to school but then all through high school I just kept getting fat my mum just gave me money for tuckshop every day.
>>51788509
thanks portugal
>>51788316
what is your height? 100kg can be a good start depending on how big you are
I have a 21cm penis and weigh 70kg
>>51788316
>mfw though it said 100 lbs and was gonna underageb& OP
>>51788699
5'6"
>>51788699
I'm not sure I think it's around 180cm maybe a bit more or a bit less.
>>51788316
Your penis weighs 100kg? That's far from tiny.
>165 cm
>60 kg
>~17 cm
>tfw no gf
>>51788835
so I'm about 5'7-5'8 and weigh 100kg I'm only 18 and my voice hasn't cracked fully so idk maybe puberty can still help me out but I need to change my diet.
>>51788835
so you're a little bit chubby senpai, be glad you are a male. We burn fat a lot faster that women. if you want to get rid of that fat then start hitting the gym. get a personal trainer if you're unsure about how to exercise and add a lot of fruit, veggies and red meat in your diet
>>51788889
puberty is a lie
never had any chest hair
>>51788977
Thanks I am currently jobless but getting $250 a fortnight while looking for jobs so I should put that to good use and get a personal trainer I'd say I'm more then just chubby my gut is quite big and I have large man boobs but I think eating less calories no more chips, takeaway etc will help me I can make excuses but in the end I just eat that shit cause it's easy thanks for the replying. :)
>>51788874
When will you ever learn?
>>51789178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmNpjCFSkZw
>>51788889
>I'm only 18 and my voice hasn't cracked fully so idk maybe puberty can still help me out
>18
>voice hasn't cracked
m8888
>>51788977
>180cm 100kg
>a little chubby
fucking anglos
>>51788316
>>51789325
>fucking anglos
I agree my French pal.
They truly are disgusting aren't they.
>inb4 abo
>inb4 chang
I'm slavic
>>51789325
well im 180 and 93 and im not fat,sure i have some lard but my stats are 2/3/5/5
>tfw 189 64kg
>>51788494
>18 y/o
>weighting 100kg
What the fuck man, how can someone do this to themselves.
>>51789305
Should I ask the doctor about that one?
>tfw 171 cm
>tfw 71 kg
>>51788594
looks like an attention whore
>>51788594
wow he's ugly
>>51788316
If you lose weight your penis will unburry itself
>>51788316
Literally sounds like one of my friends, and he's pretty happy.
Then again, he lifts a shitton.
>>51788503
Literally how?
>tfw 186
>tfw fluctuate between 79kg and 85kg all the time
>somehow still look relatively fit
>>51788889
>>51788644
>>51788316
>man boobs, tubby, tiny dicked, voice hasn't matured by 18
Are you sure your not XXY?
>>51789637
tikriausiai padugnes visada pakomentuoja pamate tave: "e agirdi, kas cia per kunas, a pareini dabar, kazkoks liesas ble ka tu cia veiki, a girdi pareini dabar ant vietikes"
>184 cm
>95 kg
>24 years
>>51790159
Will they be able to help me if I do have it if I make a doctors appointment tomorrow should I ask?
>>51790335
Hormone therapy apparently. If you really have it that is.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter_syndrome
>>51790407
I'm probably just fat but you never know I'm reading the symptoms and I have never had that much energy and I developed breats/man boobs when I was 11-12 I really hope I don't have it that would suck on top of having diabetes.
>183 cm
>76 kg
>17 cm
Love being average
>>51790214
Baik šposus
>>51790652
This is shite
>>51790755
>>51790802
Good pol bait thou
>6'5
>8" penis
Feels real fucking good
>181 cm
>IQ ~142 by good medical test with many questions
>18 cm
>22 yo
>67 kg
>good education
>no money
>>51789880
I don't know about OP, bit I weighted 114kg when I turned 18. I'm 181cm.
I was always a bit chubby even when I was kid, got tired of it, started doing rugby at 11. I transformed the fat into muscles early, but I was always "strong fat".
But then in the last two years of highschool I stopped doing rugby and sports in general. Too busy with school, I had grown tired of it. But I still ate as much I did when I did rugby, which was a lot, especially since I did my own cooking. And I had a gf who loved cooking and cooked often for me.
I gradually lost muscles, and while I was always "heavy", I just became fat. But I didn't notice it. My gf didn't mind, and I felt better, freer because I didn't have a shit ton of training almost every day.
After graduation, I realised I had lost a lot of stamina. Decided to lose weight. Made less and more healthy food, asked my gf to make less delicious but unhealthy food, started swimming, did some lifting and running, and started doing rugby again, but only the week end, with friends.
Now I'm 21, and I weight 90kg. I'm not /fit/ or anything, never took lifting seriously enough for that, but I'm a lot more healthy.