All the guards and people working behind counters are wearing santa hats edition :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPAubjLO1gg
underrated sport 2bh
balt
flips need their own generals
Good edition
This is better
salam alaikum faggots
>3 new asean threads
goddamnit, another record. congratulations faggots
Adakah anda tahu bahawa antara tahun 1943-1944, telah berlaku suatu mesyuarat di IPOH,MALAYA diantara Malaya dan Sumatera untuk menubuhkan GAGASAN MAHAMELAYU/MELAYURAYA dengan menggabungkan Malaya dan Sumatera sepertimana yang berlaku sebelum perjanjian 1824. Wakil Malaya pada ketika itu ialah Dato Onn Jaafar, Dr Burhanuddin dan beberapa tokoh lagi. Di pihak Sumatera pula diwakili Dr Hatta dan beberapa tokoh tempatan. Menariknya cadangan penyatuan ini dikemukan oleh Imperial Jepun yang diketuai oleh Jeneral Terauchi Masatake. Walaupun gagasan itu gagal akibat daripada tekanan pihak berikat di dalam Perang Pasifik kemudiannya serta kepercayaan masyarakat Sumatera kepada Sukarno namun hanya Jepun sahajalah yang setakat ini ingin mengembalikan semula kedaulatan Melayu biarpun mereka telah menyerahkan negeri - negeri utara kepada Siam. Jadi tidak hairanlah sekiranya ramai orang-orang Melayu menyokong kedatangan Jepun walaupun pada akhirnya kita dalam keadaan derita dan sengsara. Tapi bila di kaji semula pada hari ini terdapat pendapat yang mengatakan bahawa tentera Jepun yang mendarat di Malaya dan Indonesia merupakan tentera batalion daripada Taiwan yang di jadikan askar Imperial Jepun dan dari sejarah-sejarah lisan pula menyebut kebiasaannya tentera Jepun adalah lemah lembut dan lebih menghormati orang pribumi dari kaum Cina di sebabkan tindakan kaum Cina semasa Revolusi 4 Mei di China atas sebab memboikot barangan keluaran China kesan daripada Peristiwa Jambatan Marco Polo 1937.
>>51782831
2 nukes aren't enough. Wait we don't even get any nuke yet.
>>51782788
I wonder who's really the one swallowing the propaganda here?
What's for dinner, /asean/?
>>51782894
There is no ISIS here
take it to /pol/
>21%
>>51782919
Don't think about it yet, maybe not using rice for this dinner.
>>51782919
Kebab and 2 pieces of fried chicken
>>51783147
>kebab
Thanks a lot, for my lunch I eat Kebab and hours later I shalt remove Kebab from anus
//ASEAN// = JIHAD CULTURE
FUCK OFF CHINKS AND PAJEET THIS IS OUR THREAD NOW
>>51783187
Here's some Nasheeds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv6DY3RCQcs
>>51783187
>capitalize /asean/
Either this bait, or you're a retard.
>>51782795
Delet this
>>51783245
funny joke infidel just you wait there im gonna behead you bismillah
>>51782919
Lechong manok from chooks to go.
No rice.
>>51783187
Calm down, Polandbro
>>51783296
My sides.
Why is indonesia splerging again?
>>51783296
K. You want airline ticket to manila? I will stab you with my ice pick.
>>51783306
>My sides.
Describe them
What do your sides look like?
>>51783360
W-Why do you want to know about my sides?
>>51783296
Fite me.
>>51783296
I-I'm sorry abang. Forgive me.
There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet.
Here's some true Nasheed instead,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkQFxtouUMU
>>51783400
>american flag
truly pinoy
>>51783369
No reason
>>51783369
Let's hear it.
>>51783369
Are they feminine looking?
Wide, child bearing sides are the best
>>51782691
Last time I played sepak takraw 7-8 years ago I got a little too excited and tried a move that dislocated my shoulder, thank god it wasn't my elbow.
>>51783737
>sepak takraw
I watched a few games myself and it looks like hacky sack on extreme mode.
How can you even play?
>>51783369
I interest too.
>>51783785
It takes a bit of practice, basically you just need to have the ball in your opponents court but your team can only kick it thrice (and/or headbutts) before it's considered a foul. But yeah, pretty much extreme hacky sack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAHCWGiDtK8
We have 3 unclaimed planes on our airport. If you're interested please call the following number.
Thank you.
>>51784023
How can a plane registration be untraceable?
The manufacturers are supposed to keep those records.
>>51784070
>>51784023
Goddamn time travelers, always leaving their trash behind.
>>51784132
Why did time travelers come to Malaysia? Does it because in the future Malaysia is proven as Truly Asia?
>>51783369
for integration
>>51783052
>commissioned by Davao-based people
>>51784023
Strangely the top 747's livery looks like Saudia's without the logos and markings.
>>51783369
Are they Truly Asia?
>>51784023
It's mine tbqhwy senpai
t. Abu Bakar Al-Baghdadi
hi /asean/
motivate me to work out
>>51782691
When are you guys going at war with each other?
>>51784551
work out you fat flip
>>51784551
You may get malay-chan's boipussi
>>51784307
>the passengers were mostly chinks
>>51784551
At least you will only be ugly, not ugly and fat
>>51784595
why would we do that?
I want to be integrated by /sea/men
>>51784748
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>51784748
But Flips are 30% chinks
>>51784748
t. liem
>>51784595
Nobody ain't got time fo' that!
>>51784595
No
We're forming a caliphate
>>51784772
>>51784862
Doesn't matter. I bet Indonesia would be able to take on the rest of your countries alone and win.
>>51784595
Hello, mountain merchant.
The bule and memenose-chan is the secret to peace
>>51784899
>tfw surrounded by Indon
memenose
https://www.fagbook.com/badanengawaswibu/?fref=ts
what the fuck is this? its like the worst kind of indon underageb& spouting dank maymays 24/7 who just discovered 4ch last week. wow.
>this is the fellow indons you browsed 4chans with
embarassing
>>51785046
the fact that you linked fb is even more embarrassing
>>51785020
that looks like 3 testis desu
>>51784950
This meme needs to stop.
We're happy traders. Not hook nosed crooks.
>>51785133
Looks like your balls
>>51785132
got it from kaskus senpai
why are "Philipino" men so ugly?
>>51785012
If I look at your thread it's run mostly by Flipos and Indons. Even tho 4chan is haram in muslim lands. The other countries of Asean appear to be irrelevant.
>>51785174
>malay-chan
>balls
>>51785245
come back during the pinoy power hour senpai the sheer amount of shitflinging is impressive
>>51785020
>>51785133
>>51785174
>non /asean/ flag
>>51784659
he's still busy integrating me
>>51785148
Good work convincing the ̶g̶o̶o̶k̶s̶ asean friends
>>51785299
you just perfected memenose's nose
have a (you)
>>51785295
>the sheer amount of shitflinging is impressive
What is there to shitfling about? Are you peaceful or not?
>>51785295
Malay power hour too.
>tfw no (You)
>>51785370
>literally a cross
>51785399
have a (You)
>>51785385
what about lewd power hour?
>>51785399 re a faggot tbqh
>>51785451
ayy lmao
>TFW no Malaysia fully Asia power hour
Satu Malaysia mother fuckers
>>51785399
>>51785399
>>51785399
>>51785399
>>51785399
I'm a generous man
>>51785012
>tfw integrated
>>51785426
Better than whatever your meme arrow flag is supposed to represent
>>51785523
>square flag
seriously though why would someone do that
>>51785212
>poortugal
Kek even migrants avoid your country
>>51785549
Because squares are plusplus perfect
>>51785523
Does everyone in your country really own a gun?
make integration
not rude
:3
>>51785412
A pinoy will never be as majestic and beautiful as that.
>>51785571
>the men
yes
>the women
they come here every year. especially philipino women
why are philipino """""men""""" so beta, ugly and feminine?
>>51785608
Not him but from what I've read they have the option to keep their guns at an armory or something. They also have to keep their guns at a secure location if they keep them at home. Finally, once their military service is done they have to surrender the guns.
>>51785451
The most powerful hour in /asean/
Post your police at their finest moments.
Hi guys I'm from Myanmar isn't Myanmar great?
>>51785677
what about /mahal/ hour?
>>51785695
>>51785697
post pics.
>>51785697
ROHING-nya!1
>>51785513
Does that mean we let Thailand dock their aircraft carrier on our cute ports for free?
>>51785695
>clash na po sa mid sir
>>51785671
no one can ever be 2D tbf
>>51784023
>got 2 planes literally blown out of sky
>now have 3 planes planes sitting around and no one wants to claim
Oh look, I got dem planes back minus the people plus 1 bonus plane!
>>51785677
>>51785730
Aren't we entering animeme hour now?
>>51785697
But you aren't truly asia like m'laysia
>>51785745
>FB_IMG
>>51785695
wew
>>51785775
Too many flips
>>51785730
>>51785765
Only for Malaysia.
First docking happens at Christmas where we sing Christmas nasheeds together while praying to the one true God who sent his one true prophet, Muhammad, Allah.
>>51785745
Not very convincing when you cherry pick a car that's in the junkyard.
did that portugal fag hurt your feelings or something?
Lewd hour?
>>51785730
but isn't that just /malewd-chan/ hour?
>>51785818
pretty sure that's not mahal.
Mahal is about loving and understanding.
>>51785745
PDRM mitsubishi lancer x
>>51785695
What the fuck is a power hour anyway
>Anti PNP
dutdut supporter idiocy leaking again.
Just..
>>51785886
nothing lewd sharing love with my mahal.
>>51785745
Don't know about that Corolla but I could have sworn I once saw a pic of a Filipino police car was was a tuned car.
>>51785930
Even anti-Dutdut people think the PNP is a joke, though.
Any indobro know/use indihome? Why is the term/pricing so confusing? I just got message that the fo is available around my area and I don't know whether I should sub to it or not.
>>51785907
When we circlejerk over a certain topic for an hours or so
>>51785974
I'm using gprs
>>51785898
Nice.
>yfw cebu has two of these beauties
I have yet to see a privately owned Charger here tho
>>51785958
>Dutdut
What is a dutdut, haven't been on since you guys started the voting hu-ha.
>>51785549
Why would it not be square? Squares are perfect. Everyone else is following that one guy who started the rectangle flag meme.
>>51785608
I have my own since I did military service. Most men who did it do yes. But it depends on where you live if you're with the fags in Zurich they don't bother and just surrender them back.
>>51785676
We're never done with it. The ride ends with death or civil irresponsability.
>>51786057
edgy philippine meme candidate
>>51786033
how about sports car?
american muscle nowadays are shit and overhyped.
>>51786064
Interesting. Are foreigners allowed to own guns?
>>51786057
Dutdut is Du30
>>51785958
Dutdut supporters are more cancerous and insecure as you can see here. yuck
>>51786104
That's pretty much the prettiest one we have. Usually they're just vanilla toyota sedans/vans
Another exception is San Juan city PNP
>>51785898
But exercising is mahal to your body.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajX6CGDMvB8
>>51786168
Dutdut supporters are awfully quiet these past days after that pope swearing fiasco
>>51786182
That's the one I was looking for.
>>51786168
I cringe whenever I see those supporters make ad hominems of writers and journalists who make any form of criticism of Duterte. They make Martards look tame by comparison.
>>51786198
what type of exercise?
>>51786231
Mar is just "fuck my shit up" mode by now.
Miriam is the only one adhering to election laws
>>51786209
What's wrong with this generation, pronouncing pepe as pee pee.
nooooooooooo
reddit is down
>>51786298
i always pronounce it pee pee
>>51786319
still safe. Most malaysian are 9gaggers
>>51786369
how do you pronounce meme then?
meme or mem?
>>51786391
maymay
>>51786209
>>51785765
but my dock is still full of malaysia's cargo
malaysia has the best cargo,I don't want anyone else's
malaysia's ship is so big it's wrecking my ports
>>51786512
i was thinking of docking and unloading my cargo inside your port last night while rubbing my ship.
THREADLY REMINDER THAT ANIME IS GAY
>friends unironically find 9gag funny
>friends unironically fedora tippers (I'm agnostic but never go fedora)
WAKE ME UP
Do you guys have examples of /asean/ tomboys?
Or are they generally shit IRL.
As-salaamu alaikum wa rahmetullahi wa barakatuhu, /asean/.
I hope you're all doing well.
Just wanted to leave a reminder, that the gates of repentance, the gates of Jannah are open.
May Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala lead you to the rigt path and let the flower of imān grow in your hearts.
Jabir ibn Abdullah reported: When the Prophet, peace and blessings be upon him, began his prayer, he would exalt Allah and then say, “Verily, my prayer, my rites, my life, and my death are for Allah the Lord of the worlds. He has no partner and with this I have been commanded and I am among the Muslims. O Allah, guide me to the best deeds and the best character, for no one guides to the best of them but you, and protect me from evil deeds and evil character, for no one protects from them but you.”
عَنْ جَابِرِ بْنِ عَبْدِ اللَّهِ قَالَ كَانَ النَّبِيُّ صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ إِذَا اسْتَفْتَحَ الصَّلَاةَ كَبَّرَ ثُمَّ قَالَ إِنَّ صَلَاتِي وَنُسُكِي وَمَحْيَايَ وَمَمَاتِي لِلَّهِ رَبِّ الْعَالَمِينَ لَا شَرِيكَ لَهُ وَبِذَلِكَ أُمِرْتُ وَأَنَا مِنْ الْمُسْلِمِينَ اللَّهُمَّ اهْدِنِي لِأَحْسَنِ الْأَعْمَالِ وَأَحْسَنِ الْأَخْلَاقِ لَا يَهْدِي لِأَحْسَنِهَا إِلَّا أَنْتَ وَقِنِي سَيِّئَ الْأَعْمَالِ وَسَيِّئَ الْأَخْلَاقِ لَا يَقِي سَيِّئَهَا إِلَّا أَنْتَ
>>51786694
Read blush DC
>>51786720
the same thing happen here
i wish i can stop them from retweeting it at my twitter feeds.
>>51786720
I dunno why people go to that cancerous site, saw all those post in jewbook, it's like their humor is 5 years behind from us.
>>51786730
Waalaikummussalam akhi
May Allah bless us all
>>51786720
>friend
GET OUT
>>51786694
good taste anon, the tomboy I've been friends with are generally great to hang around.
As rough as they are (for girls), they are surprisingly really cute.
>>51786758
>>51786391
I dropped Dagashi on the 6th chapter
Did it get better or just the fanarts
>>51786812
fuck meant to quote >>51786728
>>51786594
You just can't rub someone's dock!
>>51786720
but 9gag is funny though
>>51786814
same ol' same ol'
>>51786812
agreed
i wish i fucked one when i was infriend with one.
>>51786840
does that mean i can rub your port?
>>51786728
Tomboy is loudy.
t. My ex is tomboy
>>51786850
>>>/9kek/
>>51786877
My port is too small for your ship to dock in.
>>51786773
>they think they're so clever and funny
I CAN'T WAKE UP
>>51786850
kaskus out
>>51786939
dont worry baby
vid related
hope you'll like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_JZhldWQPA
>>51786728
They're chill bros, up until they try to seduce you.
t. college
>>51786594
my harbor is always ready to receive your cargo even if its already overflowing with yours,I want it all
أنصار دولة الإسلام @Islamic_States · Jun 11
InshaAllah, #indonesia will be the next list of the countries that will fall into #ISIS hands. InshaAllah we will prepare the best figthers.
>>51787048
>>51787160
*fighters
>>51787020
>>51786912
t. gilded redditor
>>51787048
>>51787122
how ready is it now?
>>51787167
is it lewd or 2 lewd qt?
>>51787160
Allahu Akbar!
>>51787237
Sure thing, Zhang. Now go back to 9c.uck.
>>51786728
I had a short but fiery relationship with a tomboy when I was in third year HS
Not the butch type but just a qt with short hair and just acts like a guy.
We had to keep it a secret tho. I miss her
>>51787279
t. /r/indonesia moderator
>>51786113
Much harder. Most don't. They're not the type to ask either.
>>51787300
t. 9c.uckers
>>51787160
>>51787160
i really hope this is happening.
i want to see christian kafirs and chink pigs here get beheaded by isis
>>51787242
>>51787321
>that post is funny 10/10 on reddit
>>51787417
You sure how reddit works, 9c.uck.
Are you redditor too? Wow, much cancer you get here.
>>51787454
*upvote
>>51787305
How are foreigners viewed as over there?
Will I get lynched or just left alone?
Plan on working overseas since I had to support my sister's college education now
>>51787321
>>51787300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yzoiUIGGs
you both
>>51787396
btw how's the weather in visaya right now?
What we muslims on /asean/ should embrace is the stereotypes that 4chan have about us. Don't be apologetic, don't be pathetic with #notallmuslim campaign.
Embrace it. Yes we are terrorists. Yes we will terrorize you. Yes we will invade your land with refugees. InshaAllah Europe will be muslim in the near future.
Neckbeard neets can only complain on 4chan. The leftist media is on our side. Edgy 4channers only dare to spout their hatred here on the internet, for they are pussies in real life while we muslims, we prepare to die for our deen.
Remember, convert their families, marry their daughters, put hijab on them and make sharia the law of the land in the whole of Europe.
Takbir ya ikhwan.
>>51787365
>rumors about an ISIS cell down south
>military kills them in an operation
>literally just a handful of guys that went "we isis now"
Not habbening
>9cukcers in /asean/
>>51787562
Sauce
>>51787242
it's at max capacity,but don't stop releasing
>>51787554
god bless america!
usa usa usa usa usa!
>>51787554
I thought about this on the way home.
Muslims could never beat the rest of the world in a war because there's 1 billion of them and 7 billion of non-muslims.
>>51787554
Stop scaring us,malaysiabro.
Kidding aside, got spooked when MNLF vowed to bring the conflict to manila if the BBL falls apart. Still stocked up on food and bought myself a shotgun and a 45
>>51787647
20,000 of ISIS and already the world gone crazy
Imagine if all muslims stop saying "Oh ISIS does not represent Islam" and instead join the jihad, the world would be ours
>>51787627
t-thats lewd
btw i will be going to bed now
good night mahal!
>>51787520
In cities no one will care. Our cities are full of rich strangers and some poor recently.
In the deep countryside people won't like you and can make your life miserable.
People are getting a bit more radicalised tho. There's growing resentment. If you're christian you shouldn't be the first target if things ever go to shit. Still I think there's gonna be a miliatry ethnic reprisal one of these days, when things start going sour and we remember we're the descendants of patricians who kicked the faggot tyrants out 700 years ago.
I wish I go back to my childhood and nab a tomboy like pic related
>>51787808
My aunt wants me to cpome join them in italy but I hate my cousin kek.
Still mulling over whoch country I should try my luck at. Is europe really turning into a shithole?
>>51787912
ITALY ISNT A CUUUCK EURO COUNTRY
JUST GO
>>51787829
Sauce
Sleeping alone on my king size bed.
>>51787988
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Umareru-Kachi-no-Nakatta-Jibun-ga-Anna-no-Tame-ni-Dekiru-Ikutsuka-no-Koto
>>51788029
Nicee
Thankyou
>>51787554
fucking sav'd for future use
>>51787994
Living alone in a two story house.
I rarely go upstairs anymore
>>51787912
>Is europe really turning into a shithole?
Yes. Dunno why you would want to move out your country. Is Flipnios that bad?
>>51787951
That means I have to live near/ occasionally mingle with my relatives.
I pretty much hate every relative I have by my father's side. Everyone is a pretentious and greedy cunt
>>51788085
I'm honoured. Do you have that Indons are not chinks screenshot? I need that for my collection.
>>51787554
please be gentle,it's my first time
>>51787713
>20,000 of ISIS and already the world gone crazy
>losing to kurds
>needs help from turkey and saudis
>successful attacks on civilian targets are more significant than their actual battles
>only famous because of their media campaigns and foreign media coverage
>1,000,000,000vs7,000,000,000
>>51788223
Greedy how?
>>51788173
Cost of living is pretty low but so is the wage rate.
I only make $400 a month as an aircraft mechanic.
I can earn four times that easily overseas
>>51787550
23C senpai
comfycomfy
>>51788250
this one?
>>51788359
>aircraft mechanic just go
You can also meet tons of celebs going tours and vacation
FUCK OUR COUNTRY
I
>>51788327
>gramps gets injured while riding motorbike
>no need for hospital, hilot is okay
>sprain gets worse
>never did chip if a relative got sick
>all I see on kikebook is them flaunting something
My cousins are sheltered dicks too. Ipads galore and DSLRs as necklaces.
Kek I recently bought my own car and they bought one after a few weeks
>>51788302
>No airforce at all
>Iraqi nusayri army ran away at the sight of ISIS
>Iran had to sent its best commanders to help Assad and Iraqi shia militia, with many of them already dead on the battlefield
If ISIS believed that only numbers and equipments can bring them victory, they wouldn't even fight.
I BELIEVE
>>51788109
Can I move in with you?
>>51788456
No, the long rant on 4chan by Indon poster that get triggered by someone calling Indon, chinks.
I BELIEVE THAT
>>51788488
Haven't seen a celebrity yet desu.
A colleague saw Solenn Heussaf one time tho and had a selfie with her
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>51788657
What the fuck are you doing?
>>51788618
the mad one that some chinese took a shit on the open? i forgot to save that one, let me look it up on the archive
>>51788616
If you can cook then yes.
The only household chore I failed to understand.
I thank my sponsors, mcdo and 7-11 for providing me ample sustenance all these years
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!
>>51788698
Where did you got the sponsors?
>>51788772
its his mother
>>51788772
he meant he only ate fastfood the entire time
>>51788698
WW@
fucking kek malaybro, the triggerpower level is quite satisfying, that pasta is fucking genius
>>51788531
>implying the kurds have an airforce
>implying the iraqi army and militia wasn't just as badly trained as the ARVN after America left
>implying Assad was only fighting ISIS and not like 5 major rebel groups
>>51788975
>that post leaks to normiebook and triggers an /asean/ syrian war
>>51788698
I can cook. Where do you live?
>>51789072
BRING IT ON KUFFAR
THE KHILAFAH WILL ONLY BE STRONGER
BAQIYAH WA TATAMADDAD BIIZNILLAHITAALA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta75NNb6MQ8
>>51789113
Somewhere in south manila.
Currently here at my grandma's place tho. Stuffing my face with kare kare
>>51789142
It's pretty ironic how Shia's are demonized by Sunnis and by extension Wahhabis while Wahhabbism is probably the most barbaric sect of Islam and Shias are the most civilized in the ME
>>51789092
>>51789269
Tauhid is the most important thing in Islam. Do Shia have them? Stop being apologetic ,faggot. Or are you a kafir? Then wait until I slaughter you, you filthy shit. Majority of muslims in Malaysia are sissies that's why the kuffar trying to dictate how we should live. All of the Imams and Muftis are kafirs for siding with the side of democracy and not pledging allegiance to the caliphate. They too, the murtaddeen must be banished alongside you oh kuffar.
>>51788302
Aren't Kurds Muslims too?
>>51787554
Goddamnit, I'm tempted to use this on normiebook.
>>51787829
To bad she's clubbed to death
>>51789529
>>51789092
>even having an fb account
please leave
I'm starting to think that this ISIS lad isn't being ironic
To any government agencies watching this thread, I was never here.
SAY IT WITH ME
PRESIDENT ROXAS
>>51789545
RIP Tomo-chan
sauce on this model?
>>51789667
I hate you so much right now
>>51789529
>create fake account
>translate
>spamm it on MCI, indonesiaball, MRCI page ETC
>????
>profit
>>51789642
I fear none but Allah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cebg4e_JmAM
>>51789642
Rasuah Mesra, betul!
>>51789751
There's a thin line between being brave and stupidly brave m89
