>be australian
>open door
>fall into hole because world hasnt rendered yet
>break legs
>raped by feral kangaroo
>takes 6 months to render ambulance
>use top of the line snake rope system to pull out of hole
>bitten by snakes
>wait another 6 months for treatment because of socialist healthcare
>2 days for doctor to render
>"oi ya fuckin pooftah, sorry bruv but u wont make it m8, u had a good run u cheeky cunt"
>get stingray'd
>die
haha
hehe
>>51773009
xoxo
*le surprised by the impressive banter face*.jpg
>render
Original and well thought of banter my friend, congratulations!
>>51773208
>finnish banter
>>51773385
>>51773009
>>51773179
>North-Americans in charge of banter
>North-Americans in charge of knowing what is and isn't "banter"
>>51773009
laughed
my
fuggin
ass
off
desu
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>>51773852
>a nordic country
>banter
Hmmmm
>>51773884
>a maple syrup
>>51773884
a leab :-DD a fug leab :-DDDDDDDD i cant beliebs it :DD you cannod mage dis ub :--DDDDDDDD
p. gud m8
have a rare toad
EDIT:
(translator's note: p. means piss)
>>51774337
>"sweden"
>not the islamic republic of new somalia
