Ask a Serbian guy that steal and do crime in Europe for a living anything. While you scared European children go to school I steal your money and drive 5.0 v8 Benz. I am now in Serbia to take some rest, see you soon Sweden.
>>51764160
dudl dudl dudl
Come to America, the prison industrial complex needs more diversity
>>51764160
Fuck off Šomi, give your shit back to your dad
>>51764160
HARDCORE
>took dads car key
>local drunk gives him an empty magazine for some beer
>posts on /int/ claiming he is a criminal
>>51764160
It was you that stole my side mirrors from my BMW X5 wasn't it you little shit?
>>51764160
What is your favourite colour?
>I drive a second hand Mercedes
>this is considered wealthy in the slav world
l m a o
>>51764160
somi vrati se u svoju pecinu
Do you like football?
>>51764160
>5.0 v8 Benz
>W210 key
I suppose its a E50 AMG then. Those are kinda rare but really nothing special. Step your game up and steal some new AMG, Niko.
>>51764620
>drive a new tiny hatchback
>that is considered wealthy in western euro
>>51764778
jej actually drive a Volvo v40
>>51764709
E500 2007. I think that w211 is the model but not sure.
>>51764620
And this is not good car or I am mising something? Internet kids...
Serbs are fucking niggers here, same with Albanaians
It's like they compete to see who is the bigger Balkan criminal
will you steal a car for bro from slovakia?
i want rolls-royce but volvo is ok.
>>51764901
its like buying a lamborghini tractor and trying to make it sound like you drive a super car
literally every pole here drives a second hand bmw 2000~2010
>>51764160
Incredibly edgy, f a m
If I spray paint "KOSOVO JE SRCE SRBIJA" and "BOG JE SRBIN" on the side of my car, will you avoid stealing it?
>>51764778
You realise a "tiny new hatchbacks" will still set you back atleast 15000€? That's more than the average Estonian households median income.
>>51764951
>Balkanians compete with each other
How shocking.
The threat is not surprising given how Serbia has a crime worship culture. They make literal celebrities out of criminals and invite them to talk shows and similar. Gangsters are idols in Serbia.
>>51765069
>>51764951
Internet kids. Saying edgy and shit... I am sleeping with my girl right now while you jerk your dicks.
>>51764671
Offcourse I do. Long live Brazil!!
>>51765243
>I am sleeping with my girl right now
>>51764160
Do you shoot from your finger?
>>51765243
Partizan or Crvena zvezda?
Does any serb have any tips to learn Serbian or any movies/TV shows good for learning? I'm half Serbian and tired of not understanding my grandparents when I visit
>>51764160
Do you like GTA?
What will you do once you arrive in Liberty City?
>>51765488
What's the other half
>>51765612
Greek
>>51765299
I took pic with front camera in the dark. She is sleeping.
>>51765390
No
>>51765488
Dont kbow desu, I guess there is no way to learn it besides private class or something like that.
>>51765462
Partizan offcourse
>>51765146
How do you "avoid" stealing something? Can't you just not steal it?
>>51765243
oh yeah
completely forgot how fucking scummy greeks are too
and serbs and greeks are in love with eachother
Any tips to avoid getting ones shit stolen? How did you get into this profession?
>>51765965
>profession
>>51765146
Offcourse. We love when someone supot us and things like that. But busines is busines, honestly there is no way to protect your car if someone marked him as a pray. There is literaly nothing you can do. Also 90% of steal are actual deals with car owners so insurance will take the losess. Thats the case with Expensive cars
>>51765612
Spanish
>>51765146
>>51765965
Buy some windowstickers in Russian from e-shops.
>>51766004
It's like art. If you do it for fun it's a hobby, if it is how you make a living, it's a job.
>>51764390
Fuck those people who care only about graphics
This is the best GTA ever.
>>51766029
>Offcourse
>supot
>busines
>pray
>literaly
>losess
This guy might actually be a legit criminal.
>>51765965
There are many things to deal with...you can do many smart crimes and to avoid being caught. Tbh I dont even needed to do something like that, my parents have money and I have education so its more like "I like the rush". Also I am not some criminal like tough guy that shoots people etc...its long story to type it from iphone, its pain in the ass this way, its not keyboard typing.
>>51764160
>european crime
>some yugo kid acting up on the internet
LMAO
>>51765526
I like it. Great game
>>51766174
I am typing from a fucking phone but I make some grammar mistake obviously. Also I am lying in bed trying not to awake my gf. She is working in the morning, I will sleep untill 12:00 like lazy fuck.
>>51764160
Please, name of the school and the time of the shootout.
>>51766179
>i have education
Nigga you write like an 8 year old
>>51764620
Problems? Mersedes, Audi and BMW are the best cars in the world, doen't matte how old are they.
>>51764951
Fuck you, serbs are our brothers.
>>51766343
How would you write on non-native language, idiot?
>>51766523
Better than some slavshit :^)
>>51764160
I like balkanian fastfood, why don't you open it all across the Europe? Sausages and fresh vegetables are great.
Tы пoнимaeшь pyccкий?
>>51764160
Is it hard to steal and then sold somethink? Where do you sold slonen stuff?
>>51764160
Have you ever got caught?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXNcrohlza0
>>51766573
I dont know it well, I forgot but I learned it in my school backdays. Ja panjimajut horoso. Minja zovut Vladimir, spasibo tovarish! I dont have russ keyboard so I had to improvise, hope you understand.
>>51764160
What do you think about russian criminal culture? Is it the same in your country?
There are two seats, the erected dicks on one and the sharp pikes on the other. Where will you seat? Where will your mother seat?
>>51766586
Long story, stolen things like jewlery and watches and exlusive goods are easy selling items. You get 30-35% of the actual price in cash. Cars are diferent story... Its not my thing any of those but I know something
>>51766863
Are you part of a bigger crew/gang of thieves? That's usually how they operate over here.
>>51766713
No.
>>51766819
Russian mentality is verry similar to Serbian. Criminals act the same almost. Tbh I dobnt like criminals, I know it sounds stupid.
Neither one of those seats.
>>51764160
No more jason statham flicks for you
>>51766935
I could say no....
>>51764160
Do you suck dicks?
>>51764951
Hey buddy fuck you, te Serbians here are some of the nicest people I ever met, and theve been my freinds since grade 4, and their parents are also really nice with me even though I'm a Muslim
>>51766115
What do these say
>>51767390
Filename.
>>51766972
>Neither one of those seats.
The right answer is to take the sharped pikes and hack off the erected dicks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmYpTh6HBMQ
>>51764160
have u ever been caught in fraganti?
>>51767390
"The power is in Russian spirit"
"Slavs"
>>51767567
I kind of want one that says Blini Kot
>>51764160
Ignore the butthurt.
How did you get into that? Do you make good money off of it?
>>51766492
>Black man on wheels
>best
>>51767666
Mersedes is a nice, comfortable, reliable car.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=192F_YdCjfw
I go to germany every 3 months and I love to rob those sterile bitches, directly face to face, I come to them and say "Zudeuche Zeitung bitch, fotze fotze ja ja schnell bitch aaa?" point the gun at them and put their things in my truck.
Once a german wife ran away from her husband because I acted so manly.
>>51764160
how many kebabs have you removed?
>>51767645
Besides shitposting etc...I am not into real crime, more like related to. I know the guy that knows the guy etc... Do some light work and in general get good money with 0 risk. As I said I dont consider myself as a criminal, those are my friends and I am somehow involved. Cant go into details but most of them are guys that are smart family mens, no criminal reccord and some of them have high education.
>>51765146
>Bosniaks steal it instead
>>51766130
This. Stealing East-European babies is our local variant of the art. Heard there was snatched a Serb last week.
any good brands of rakia/slivovitz you'd recommend?
