You have to immigrate to one of these countries.
Which one?
sweden beacuse it looks comfy
>>51760646
Netherlands. Once there I'd say I'm Italian.
>>51760713
Why? Are Spaniards not liked there?
>>51760646
I'd choose based on 40% climate and 60% salary
France, cool castles and shit and best language of those 3
Netherlands
If I'm going to have muh freedums restricted, then I will look to the least restrictive of the three.
>>51760646
you are asking for advice?
>sweden because it's close by
>oh wait, it's full of niggers
>guess it's netherlands then, they got da weed lmao
>oh wait, it's full of niggers
>I guess I'm left with france
>oh wait, it's full of niggers
>>51760821
You can buy kinder eggs in all 3 countries
>>51760646
holland bc dude weed lmao
>>51760646
if i were you i'd move to france
marseilles is basically algeria
southern france = north africa
northern france = west africa
>>51760890
>>51760747
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Netherlands
>>51760646
NL because of weed haha 240 blaze it smoke everything stoned as shit yo haha
Sweden desu
France, I continue to draw manga and become 2nd Picasso
>>51760964
I'm pretty sure they forgot about all the Spanish tercios charging through the streets of Antwerp.
>>51760806
Don't you have a kek shed that you can spend the winter in while >>51760646 spends all winter balls deep in your coal burning gf? >>51760964
Make tacos please
>>51760888
Fuck off Russia, you guys only eat dark chocolate and nuts
>>51760971
Are you Trudeau
>>51760888
Finding a yuro that actually knows what they're talking about and doesn't just use political facebook memes as a base for every single one of their arguments is harder then obtaining a kinder egg here.
Sure, there are full retard Americans, but there are also many informed Americans that actually have in-depth knowledge on the subject they are making a political statement about.
It just seems to me through my countless years on the internet talking to yuros that you have far fewer people who actually know what they are saying and far more people who literally only have shitty mass media political memes as sources for their info and bases for their political opinions.
>>51761076
The Dutch national anthem was created during the Dutch Revolt. There are many references to Spain.
"William of Nassau am I, of Germanic descent; True to the fatherland I remain until death. Prince of Orange am I, free and fearless. To the King of Spain I have always given honour.
Nothing so moves my pity As 'seeing through these lands, Field, village, town and city Pillaged by roving hands. O that the Spaniards rape thee, My Netherlands so sweet, The thought of that does grip me Causing my heart to bleed.
Nothing makes me pity so much in my adversity, then that are seen to be impoverishing the good lands of the King That you are molested b'y the Spaniards, O Noble Netherlands sweet, when I think of that, my noble heart bleeds."
Not really, but I love them anyway.
>>51761175
People won't hate you because you're Spanish, they'll hate you because you're not white.
>>51761175
Dude we literally don't give a shit anymore, we are not some Slavic or Middle-Eastern shithole that we hold grudges like that.
Honestly, more people are going to associate/hate Spain for 2010 than for the occupation and whatnot.
>>51760971
drugs ain't cool, stay in school
Holland
DUDE TOLERANCE LMAEAU
>>51760646
The Dutch Catholic countryside.
How good/bad of an idea is that?
>>51760943
step it up m8
>>51761169
Muricans by far have the best elite in the world (be it in science, arts, sports...) but your average Joe is quite a dunce when compared to his counterpart from the old continent.
>>51761169
>Yuros are retards !!!!!
>Americans r the only intelligent !!!!
Are you 12 or just retarded ?
France because I can already speak French. Just don't live in Paris.
>>51761169
yeah, I'm pretty sure that nigger knows what he's talking about. He didn't say that he wants to go to NL to live in a megapolis he was spouting about MUH FREEEEDOMS
>>51761220
Guessed so
Can I move to France and then take the Channel Tunnel to England and never come back?
>>51761348
It's good to know that that's what you got out of that argument.
>>51760646
France. Because I don't really like Scandinavian culture and the Netherlands should be nuked
>>51761490
What do you expect from a frog, odds are he's just a dumb nog who immigrated there and is acting French
>>51761169
Honestly I've never met an American on /int/ that is even remotely capable of saying non-retarded shit.
Americans are honestly dumb as fuck.
>>51761527
I thought you already lived in France.
>>51760646
Netherlands easily.
>>51760646
Nederland
>>51760646
Sweden, to get front row seats at the kek-fest.
>>51761301
The countryside is mostly protestant or not religious at all.
You could consider the south the countyside as well, but honestly it's so densly populated.
>>51761595
>Limburg
>France
good one
>>51761673
>so densely populated
You'll have to get used to that if you pick the Netherlands.
Netherlands
(+ Don't come here, Abdel)
>>51761673
the south is rightful Belgian clay
>>51760646
France.
>only place with good food
>great culture
>nice language, similiar to mine
>hon hon hon
>would not feel like a nigger because they're not white
>front national
>>51761738
>Zeeland
we don't want these sheepfuckers here
>>51761571
I shall fix your issue for you then;
Evolution is real
>>51760646
France tbqh. Have been to all three of them and france has the best mix of culture, weather and people.
>>51761469
England ? Why ?
>>51761802
>Americans actually believe Pokemon are real
>>51761765
>not white
:^(
>>51761731
>Implying
france bc i want to live in paris and learn french and be good at it
>>51761848
Someone please send help the yuro is bullying me!!!
>>51761738
GOAT tier map
>Aachen
Charlemagne was Belgian anyway
>>51761175
Why the fuck would we hold a grudge over a war that we won?
>>51760646
France
second best food/best women in the world
the language is pretty good too
>>51761822
Because I speak English.
I don't have anything against France that I don't already have against England other than language.
Swedenstan i too fucked up even for a sandnigger . i would say Holland
>>51760713
I'll fuck you up if you come here
>>51761736
Already packed 2bh. Wanna come to the Paris airport so we hang out and tell you a bit about the religion of peace?
>>51761948
Oh, ok
Nothing personel :>
Besides i hear they got quite the good stuff when it comes to weed
>>51760646
France
Sweden is just like Norway and the Netherlands is too crowded tbqh
fuck off
NL
>all these niggers wanting to come here for our weed
I thought more people would choose Sweden.
Is it the memes or do you have legit reasons for that?
>>51760710
This.
>>51762313
As said, I just don't like Scandinavian culture. The food would be the main reason to not live there.
>>51761169
>informed Americans
>>51762313
>I thought more people would choose Sweden.
>Is it the memes or do you have legit reasons for that?
none of the above
>>51760646
France of course.
>>51760646
Netherlands
bcs of their hot blondes
>>51762817
>Average Swede
>>51762899
Don't worry, some Dutch chicks also dig black guys
>>51760646
Netherlands because French would be impossible to learn but Dutch people can also speak English. Sweden is too enriched.
>>51760888
Oh snap!
>>51763170
We are even more enriched than Sweden, fAm.
>>51762991
good to know that
> Netherlands
> Weed
only moron would choice otherwise, btw why asking tips here?
Just kill urself
>>51761738
Flanders is rightful dutch clay
>>51760646
france,
be a country doctor in a small village in the champagne region
slowly make the locals see me for the butterfly I am
get an old citroyen convertible with suspensions that are smooth as silk but break every 2 weeks
eat delicious cuisine at local 3 star michelin restaurant
drink krug
spit on paris from a distance
enjoy life.
>>51763285
You can smoke weed in any country. What a shit reason to go to NL for.
>>51763235
You're not that much culturally enriched and the multicult propaganda in your country is not that bad I think. Also less communists. To me even Rotterdam seemed a lot cleaner and nicer place than Finnish cities and I felt safe walking alone at night in some of the suburbs.
>>51763426
Well we are also the main MDMA producing country. Quality xtc for cheap bro
>>51760646
sweden. then id be a trapper and eat raw deer in between odin worshipping and nigger killing sessions
then i'd become the first gaelic king of all sweden and unkek the north
>>51763531
how much is a pill?
>>51763531
Who the fuck cares if ecstacy is 5 or 10 euro a pill. Drugs are everywhere. You must be very poor and bydlo if a couple of euro is a big difference.
>>51763459
Well, Rotterdam is pretty much the most enriched city in the country, so if you felt safe there you should be fine.
Sweden just gets more flack than us because their rate of enrichment is retarded, there d(enrichment)/dt is higher than ours.
Netherlands
>it's not France
>they don't speak a god awful language
>stronk colonial policy
>stronk colonial legacy
>set up an empire and then sell it: all the riches, none the responsibilities
>420 blaze it faggot
>basically Protestant Jews. And with Jews, you win
>>51761175
Pfft that's nothing. My village lost 80% of its population in the 30 Years War mostly thanks to Swedes and Spaniards, also the French raided our place pretty hard multiple times, yet none of those are held a grudge against, I'd rather have 2 of any of those per T*rk, or 4 per Ar*b
>>51763593
5 euro
Holland
>>51760646
Netherlands. I don't really know why exactly. The country seems comfy. I was there and was treated nicely and it was nice.
>>51763682
>Netherlands
>they don't speak a god awful language
Now Italy, you're supposed to have a refined taste in languages.
>>51763977
>Algeria
>>51763682
>Basically protestant jews. And with jews, you win.
My sides left me so hard, they broke the soundbarrier
>>51763869
>Holland
>>51763869
Damn bro you just went full cu.ck after the last WC
>>51763682
Problem with France, Faggotini ?
>>51764020
hey, I wasn't the one who made your tongue crippling meme languge t.b.h
>choosing anything but the Netherlands
>>51760646
Netherlands.
>>51763682
t. padano
Netherlands
>>51764253
Arabic is at least 10 times as throaty as Dutch or Swiss German though desu
>>51762313
My thoughts are mostly to do with cusine (Seriously, fucking rotten fish?) but otherwise Sweden would be my choice so long as I avoid Stockholm.
France is out of the equation due to my own nationaility even though I speak French so that only leaves the Dutch. Don't mind though because I tend to cheer them on during football tourments when England collapse.
Anyone who doesn't pick France is a retarded or ignorent fag.
Sweden or the Netherlands because loads of people there speak English.
>>51764069
>5 Dutch people in my department
>Always call it Holland
>ask me why I call it the Netherlands
Mfw. 3 of them aren't even from Holland proper.
>>51764517
No Ayrabic, I speak Berber 2bh desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAnFp7lSN9g
>>51764652
Yeah bullshit
>>51764069
>Groningen (eure einzige nicht-holländische Stadt)
>nicht irrelevant
>>51764700
Ugh, so you (alongside Balkans) have adopted that terrible "Arabic yodelling" in music too? Would be nicer without it
I'd say the choice is pretty clear
>>51764936
>Arabic yodelling
What's that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n54GAreR84
>>51765044
Burgers means citizens in Dutch.
>>51760646
France.Language and cuisine are the most important factors 2bh. I know shit of french and can understand roughly 30/40% when it's written. Might be easy to learn it considering my mother tongue.
>>51765123
>>51765044
hahah this.. pretty funny... But welcome to the Netherlands burger!
>>51765123
The same as in the USA
>>51764936
wtf is arabic yodelling
>>51765073
Hard to describe what I mean by it, but I'd say when singing a tone, quickly alternating pitch in half-second intervals, going AaAaAaAaA...
France because of much more bigger job market and perspectives of career growth. Also posess a large production and industry esctors of economy, it's good for me as an engineer. And the Sweden and Netherland languages are really difficult to learn.
>>51765209
I'm not surprised. The USA is rightful Dutch clay anyway
>>51760646
France
Everyone else is memeing
>>51765338
Only if Geert Wilders is the PM
>>51760646
Netherlands
>>51760646
Netherlands
They like banking, amoral business practices and politionele acties.
Dutch is also quite similar to English.
How is this even a question?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdb-KNTBdqA
>>51765275
Maybe this has to do with oriental music as a whole.
>>51765468
You just completed your 'inburgeringscursus' with one post. Welcome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLAHOoBqZf0
>>51761157
>implying i have a gf
nice try normie
>>51762461
>>51764570
>western euros actually think we eat rotten fish
>>51765918
>all these swedes who think that they don't
top koek
>>51760646
netherlands
no contest
>inb4 muslims
not a problem, i can deal with them, just kill a bunch of sandniggers, behead them, replace their heads with pigs heads and place the bodies in front of mosques and problem solved.
pls gib citizenship
>>51765918
With regards to herring Swedes take the whole fermentation process a little seriously though.. You're only supposed to ferment it slightly, or it will fall apart if you grab the tail..
>>51765802
such a great culture
>>51760646
France so I can learn French. It would be harder and less useful to pick up Dutch or Swedish desu senpai.
Sweden
>>51761175
HAHAHAHAHAHA DUTCH MANMORE INFERIOR TO SPANISH MANLETS
>>51765951
>>51766049
Anyone born after 1980 barely even eat fish.
>>51766190
get a load of this flag
>>51766190
Good choice. Sweden is very rich and they have excellent social services. You can live like King Mutumbo.
>>51766210
So thats why you all look like pale faggy boipussies
>>51766210
Why not?
>>51766269
Well, rather that than have a breath that smells like my mothers vagina.
>being born in the netherlands is like winning the lottery
>still extremely miserable
Life is harsh
>>51766314
We can afford pizza, beef and salads?
>>51766329
*the islamic lottery
>>51761670
>britain
Looks like you have already got them.
>>51766256
>>51766269
>>51766314
>>51766326
>>51766329
THE SPANISH RAPED AND PILLAGED YOU LOLOLOLOL
>>51766403
Somalians are raping and pillaging u right now m8
>>51766403
We won and built a successful properous empire.
>>51766444
trips confirm the truth desu
>>51766451
I thought the historical order was
>Dutch create prosperous empire
>Spain invades because lol Protestant
>while the Netherlands is off fighting a bunch of filthy papists, England steals their gig
>>51766444
i'm gonna go to your country and fuck ethnic dutch whores and i'm gonna abuse them and beat them
wow dutch people are fucking rude as fuck, its like reading polish comments on hltv
>>51766356
You can put fish and such on your pizza though..
>>51766533
Looks like i triggered your autism :^)
>>51766515
You're wrong nigger, the later Golden Age started after the 80-year war with the Spanish
>>51766444
>>51766451
>>51766462
LOUIS XIV CÜCKED YOU SO HARD THAT YOU ATE YOUR OWN LEADER HAHAHA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_de_Witt
>>51766444
The Spanish and now the morrocans... Will it ever end for you?
>>51764757
>let me tell you about your country
>>51766601
Oh.
Perfidious albion then.
>>51766564
>HAHAHAHAHAHA DUTCH MANMORE INFERIOR TO SPANISH MANLETS
>Dutch rude
>>51766572
You can put anything on Pizza. I saw a place selling Raspberry Pizza and Cornflake Pizza back when TMNT was hot.
>>51763547
We have mudslims not niggers
>>51766665
>We have mudslims not niggers
Nice try Oobongo.
>>51766665
You should leave your cabin in Boden and smell the gunpowder.
>>51766383
Yeah, we can watch you, france, belgium, the netherlands and germany from not too far away :^)
>>51766515
It was actually like this.
>Dutch franks create HRE
>nm fuck this shit, we're too rich for these plebs
>Spain who was ruled by Austrians said we couldn't leave
>BYEEEEE
>create our own empire
>everyone gets mad jelly and starts attacking us (France, HRE, England)
>We say fuck this shit and take over England as well
>England welcomes us and all our shit moves to London
>ohgodwhatdidwejustdo.jpg
>England cannot into empire now as well
If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much țbh
>>51766817
*England can into empire now as well
>>51760646
Netherlands
I am planning to move there anyway and have visited more than any other country
also a 6'6 lanklet and don't have to duck for doors there
>>51766929
also for dude weed purposes
Having read this whole thread, it's clear that France is the answer
>>51766712
i've rarely seen west africans here. every black i see is somalian, and apparently they are caucasian.
>>51767252
How's it going?
France, Best Climate, Best economy, Best Language, Best Military,Less bicycled than Holland, Less keked than Sweeden.
>Holland
>>51767313
no comprende
>>51767378
But... France is full of arabs and blacks too. And all the big terrorist attacks lately happened there, not in Netherlands nor Sweden.
Idk, that's really a difficult question.
>>51767378
>better economy than a country that has been rich for 5 centuries
I'm pretty sure our economy wont collapse any time soon.
>>51767640
dude i think i will contribute to your economy by smoking your weed lmao
Netherlands
>>51767498
You live in a country full of black people with murders through the roof and you're afraid of a couple of towel heads
>>51767693
HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA 4Head
>>51767498
>>51767724
this. brazil has a higher murder rate than syria and somalia ff
Sweden
I don't have to learn Swedish, their English is good
France because I'm gay
Sweden because I'm gay
>>51767871
>>51768052
SPANISH RAPEBABY
>>51767762
lmao, it's funny how you guys think the entire country is like that.
I don't live in the North or Northeastern regions (and not in the South either). My city has a lower murder rate than the USA or most Eastern European countries.
Also, blacks are less than 10% in Brazil, or something like 50% if you count pardos as blacks as well (that makes no sense but whatever). But it could be 80% and I wouldn't care much. Brazilian blacks and pardos are cool as fuck and I have no problem with them, unless they come from favelas (but then it has nothing to do with skin colour).
First world black immigrants, on the other hand, all seem to hate white people and walk in mobs. I've never seen so many blacks in my life as in some parts of Paris, and holy shit those parts are scary as fuck. There are indeed some good parts though, but I wouldn't really live there desu.
Also please note that I never said I'm >whiteee or rich.
>>51767871
I knew it !
>>51760646
Why move?
>Already speak French
>Already keked by muslims
>Already DUDE WEED
>>51768240
> !
fagget
>>51763682
>basically Protestant Jews. And with Jews, you win
Who got outjewed
:^)
>>51760646
Netherlands
>>51768294
That's nice. But can Canada also do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ_knQXQlXU
>>51766817
>England welcomes us and all our shit moves to London
We bankrupted you as well
:^)
>>51768378
no mate my arms are long :(
>>51768240
>>51768378
>>51768387
>During the Age of Discovery in the 15th and 16th centuries, Portugal and Spain pioneered European exploration of the globe, and in the process established large overseas empires. Envious of the great wealth these empires generated, England, France, and the Netherlands began to establish colonies and trade networks of their own in the Americas and Asia.[5]
SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY
>>51768192
I have no idea what a pardo is but it sound black to me.
>USA or most Eastern European countries.
That's not that impressive
You can always move into a 500k town by the sea where the weather is nice
France. I want to dress in a authentic we Doughboy uniform. I'll march everywhere. Whenever some asks what I'm doing I'll say "kicking Krauts out of Flanders".
>>51768192
>some parts of Paris,
OP never said to move to the capital. You could very much live in the countryside lad.
>>51760646
Netherlands. 90% of dutch people speak english
>>51768486
That makes no sense, because we were richer than them even before we established an empire.
I'd move to france l m f a o
>>51768630
i should colonize you again for being a degenerate heretic
>>51768565
and thats the truth
>>51768630
We were richer in 1500, 1600, 1700, 1800 and so on.
Only in 1400 they were richer, but guess what, our independence war and the founding of our nation was between 1568–1648.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_regions_by_past_GDP_%28PPP%29_per_capita
>>51768498
Pardo is a mixed person, some have a bit of amerindian blood but they're mostly black+white.
>The term Pardo is a rather complex one. Pardo Brazilians appear in hundreds of different shades, colours and backgrounds. They are typically a mixture of White Brazilian, Afro-Brazilian and Native Brazilian.
They can be from almost white to almost black, but where I live most are like 60% white, 30% black and 10% amerindian.
For example, even pic related is technically considered a "pardo" here, although most people would just say he's white.
>>51768826
We were basically richer throughout the entire Spanish golden age.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Golden_Age
I've actually been to all these countries and the choice is obvious: France
>>51768867
Neymar, Adriana Lima, Ronaldo ('the Phenomenon') and Bruna Marquezine are also some examples of pardos.
>>51768867
funny thing is that since pardo depends on skin color instead of dna, a lot of brazilians who are 100% european are called pardos.
These are a few Brazilians who scored 100% european dna on 23andme dna test. Since we have a lot of Portuguese and Italian blood, they look pretty dark, and aren't classified as whites, but rather, pardos.
>>51769010
I guess we should start calling the Portuguese pardos then.
>>51762313
Food and the cold, would be my main concern.
That and their weird PC culture.
Sweden: Dark, cold, colder people, copy paste forest landscape, cultural marxism in cities, rednecks in the countryside
Netherlands: Severely overcrowded, copy paste farmlands and windmills, nothing to do but get high to cope, language is ear-rape, will be under water soon
France: Literally Disneyland for adults, diverse landscape perfect for roadtrips, has actual culture, nice architecture and food, Mediterranean beaches, Alps
Is this even a question?
It's real shame all three will be muslim shitholes in a few generations, tho.
>>51766049
You Germanic/Nordic peoples are the worst
>>51768826
>PPP%29_per_capita
>>51768980
ronaldo is pretty black
>>51768486
You realise that in this case, jealousy bred success?
>>51769153
>we're rich because we have a billion people earning 1 dollar
>>51769010
I myself just say I'm white when it's surveys or stuff that I'd later have to proof that I'm really not-white (for example, racial quotas for blacks and pardos). But I'd never call myself a 'pardo' desu, although I could see other people thinking I'm a pardo.
>>51769153
But he's also clearly mixed. It's a nice term to differentiate them from the full-zulu blacks tb.h
>>51769339
>full-zulu blacks
forgot pic
>>51769384
Looks like a fine English gentleman to me.
A small country village in France. Wouldnt like another option, especially Sweden.
>>51769540
>especially Sweden
why
>>51769153
Ronaldo isn't considered black for us. He's too mixed. Pardo fits him better.
>>51769252
>they're rich because they have the fifth biggest economy in the world and are worth more than you
>>51769621
I guess that makes Slovenia poorer than Ethiopia
>>51769620
not even blacks look this retarded
>>51769703
>Sweden
>bitter about blacks
did you have a fight with your significant other today?
>>51769690
yes
>>51769841
brazilians are below blacks
honestly, from what i've seen, sub saharan africans are easier on the eyes than retarded looking brazilians
>>51769583
Climate, cultural differences, politic model and society. Srry, not a country made for me, I belong to the southen Europe.
>>51769934
We used to mock Ronaldinho a lot here too. Can't disagree with you that he's ugly as fuck, lel.
No need to be so butthurt, Jamal. You'll soon get your white swedish gf and your beautiful mixed son Mohammed.
>>51770482
>You'll soon get your white swedish gf and your beautiful mixed son Mohammed.
i have never ever in my life even had such thoughts. don't project your desires onto me you brown turd.
>>51770295
don't like the cold, eh
>>51760646
But I prefer secular countries 2bh
>>51764570
>France is out of the equation due to my own nationaility
>Implying thousands of English don't already live in France
