ההרגשה כאשר שתי מש'"קיות ת"ש חמודות דופקות לי על הדלת משום מקום באמצע שאני מביא ביד ואני לא מגולח ולא מסופר ונראה כאילו לא ישנתי שבועיים אדישן
>>51739441
מי /בתול/ פה?
Shalom my fellow Israelites
>tfw jews aren't safe in sweden anymore
I wish we could have jewish immigrants instead of muslims.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cFYmhQMks8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY2dP70G8jg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4zXuLeqBm0
>>51740242
>Malmö
that's like living in Aleppo
>>51739615
אני
הצלחתי לעבוד על בחורה שתצא איתי פעם אחת אבל יצא לי האוטיזם די מהר והיא זרקה אותי לפני שהזדיינו
קיבלתי מציצה לפחות
>ההרגשה כשהן ציפו ממני להכניס אותן פנימה אבל חיברתי את המחשב לטלוויזיה בסלון בשביל לראות פורנו ויש מלא טישו עם שפיך בכל מקום
Shalom
how are you celebrating hanukkah lads?
>>51742211
well
i ate a donut
>>51742211
i bought a shitty soggy donut and then stepped in a puddle and threw it in a fit of rage and walked home with soaked feet in the cold and realized i don't have a heater to defrost the frostbite in my feet with and the windows are drafty so the candles blow out so i just bashed my head against the wall a few times and went out again in flip flops to buy myself some cheap vodka and juice with the remainder of my money that lasted me right about 8 days
>>51742446
such is life in the promised land
>>51742446
Wew lad
is it Yiddish language?
>>51744262
yiddish to hebrew is what japanese is to mandarin
as a jew, does the power to control the world give you a GF?
>>51744400
no
>>51744467
oy vey
Thread dead? I need an Israeli bro's help D: Or at least someone who can speak Hebrew
>>51747353
what?
>>51747475
Is מליקוב רמי a male or female's name? When I google "Malikova Remy" I get female results but when I google " מליקוב רמי " I get male results.
>>51747518
male
מליקוב is a family name
>>51747616
Some Israeli is visiting my city and wants to meet up with me so I can show him around and go bar crawling with him. What should I expect from jews that visit Germany?
>>51747778
idk
it's really depends on the person itself
> jews that visit Germany
we don't have a thing against Germany tho, traveling to Germany isn't rare or something
>>51739441
My god Hebrew is hideous. Kill yourself kike.
>>51748074
Kill yourself fatass
>>51748200
Pretty skelly desu.
>>51748074
I mean, it may not sound pretty but you have to admire the ability of the """state""" of """Israel""" to bring back an essentialy dead langauge, that's almost as if the entirety of all italy dedcided to forget Italian and learn Latin. It's pretty impressive.
I have a mild disdain for Israel, not religiously based, but I'm interested in how linguistialy simmilar arabic and Hebrew are (not the writen language of course), could a /he/bro help me out?
>>51739441
למה שידפקו לך על הדלת משקיות תש
when am i supposed to say happy hannukah to my merchant friends
>bulbul
>crazyaga
>Moroccan Jew
why are Israeli poster so based?
>>51749631
אני מתגייס לחוות השומר
>אל תדאג זה בסיס נהדר
>זה סבבה
>זה לא רק לאנשים בעיתיים
כ-כן בטח
>>51750335
>crazyaga base
Well, considering the fact that you are probably a closet homo, yeah, he is based. For you at least.
>>51750447
>closet homo
nooooooooooooooooooo. nasılsın?
זה למה אני ג׳ובניק, ככה לפחות זאת רק אמא שדופקת לי על הדלת כשאני מביא ביד ולזה אני כבר רגיל
what do you guys think of thessaloniki? did you know that it had one of the greatest jewish population in all of Europe? my grandma used to tell stories about her jewish neighbours
>>51750860
I actually did know that because my great grandma was born there. She used to tell my father stories about all the people that were dancing in the tavernas.
>>51751272
my grandma used to tell this story about her little cousin who was a very energetic and naughty girl. when she was young she would throw little rocks to the jewish boy who lived upstairs. the boy was around 15 but a very timid guy and he would avoid getting down the stairs because of the girl. the boy's name was a woman named "madam moro" who was a spanish jew. my grandma said the madam moro would always complain about the girl to my grandmas aunt, because she "bullied" her son.
pretty heartwarming tbqh
Can you guys explain why my brother keeps fucking jewish grills? He said to me he fucked more jewish grills than other grills, and not intended, they are somehow easyer for him
>>51751758
I still remember that funny dance style that my great grandma had. It's just standing with your arms almost straight to the sides and every few seconds making a sound with your fingers and taking a little step to the side.
>>51740242
Same here. There's a rise of antisemitism and everyone chimps out.
I wonder where this come from...
This country is dead.
>>51752703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytdtmxrF8lw
you talking about zeimpekiko m8
I literally danced like that two days ago. we got drunk in a house party and started doing stupid shit. it lives on
I need this algerian girl in my class to be my gf so bad lads
I'm gonna approach her I think
>tfw gonna get rejected
>>51752609
jew grills are sluts it is known
Daily reminder that Ashkenazi Jews are Turkic.
test
>>51753020
Haha that's actually quite amazing to me.. I was sure that this was some old dead custom. Do you still have taverns? And if yes do you actually go there?
>>51753358
Yes and Yes
>>51753358
yeah of course we do. a friend of mine celebrated his name day yesterday (it's like a birthday, dont know if you have it) and he took us out to drink wine in a tavern. it's not like the sterotypes where people just open us space and dance, but there is greek music and people drinking and eating
some taverns also have live music
>>51753567
So like a bar just with better food and with more greek atmosphere and music? I can dig that.. And no I have no idea what name day is
>>51753963
>a bar just with better food and with more greek atmosphere and musi
pretty much spot on
>name day
we have special days where we celebrate the christian saints. the name day is the celebration of the saint after whom a person is named. today is the name day of saint nikolaos, and it's a very popular name. my friend is named nikos and he decided to take us out
>>51753085
>sluts
Nice
>ההרגשה הזאת שהתאמצתי כל כך לצאת מהצבא לפני כמה חודשים ועכשיו אני לא עושה כלום עם החיים שלי...
>>51758820
לעבוד/ללמוד/לפתח תחביב/להכיר בחורה.. ואלה רק כמה דברים ששלפתי מיד. לשבת כל היום מול המחשב ולבכות על זה לאנונימיים בפורצ׳אן לא יעזור לך לעשות משהו עם החיים שלך.
>>51753170
That's not Khazar dumbo that's Karamanid.
>>51753170
I killed a lot of Turks in army for me Arabs Turks kavkaz same shit you all nigers It's the end for you Turk now russia will take Konstantinopol :) and will free Kurdistan :)
Fuck you Turk Kosovo is Serbia :) Konstantinopol is russia give it back :)
