Culture Pals: Monochromatic edition
Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, etc.
interpals.net
OP pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH
Old Thread:
>>51700075
>>51700075
>>51700075
first for animoe
>>51734268
First for fucking with Thai people
>>51734268
Third for this edition is an inside joke.
>>51734494
Thanks lmao
2nd for wim
>>51734360
B-but.... Thai qts, best qts
>>51734550
KEKLE
>>51734706
5th*
ftfy
SHUT
>>51734872
UP STUPID THAI
I was in the cockpit with my co pilot from Germany I met on InterPals who I had been with for over a year now (we were working at the same airport) and he was playing farm simulator 2002 with this stewardess. I was pretty bored and just sitting down, she made a bet that if he lost against her he would have to fly the rest of the journey alone
Next thing he loses (because he isn't ordnung) and ends up literally taking the steering wheel for everyone to see. Then the stewardess, presumably to try her luck, bet him that if he lost against he would have to fly quickly downwards. My co pilot turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"
I thought he was joking, so I just casually replied "Yeah, whatever"
Then he loses again, and this bitch says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my co pilot responds with some bullshit like "Well I am a pilot of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds he's literally shooting downwards, panting, crashing this plane. There was nothing I could do about it.
Because of that I left the cabin and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta faggot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear her saying "OH FUCK A MOUNTAIN" and I bang on the door, scream his name while he says nothing, then screaming in terror as I await death.
Fuck InterPals. Fuck flying. Fuck life. I'm out.
>>51735153
Nice one t b h
>>51735153
Woah, that's old
who said asians are boring?
I'm currently having a banter with a japanese bro and i'm having a smart and hot talk with a solid qt
>>51735614
Asians are god tier.
Unless they're Korean....
My time in this wonderful country is coming to an end. For now. Really, there's no more magnificent country than this. SIEG HEIL DESU.
>>51735153
Waiter, this pasta is delicious!
>>51736197
Thank you for appreciating this country, Sven
>>51736500
It really is fantastic. You Germans have so much to be proud of!
>>51736197
>>51736500
>Sven
I thought it was 15 already leaving it.
>>51736500
I was in Germany in 2011 and a bit of 2012. It truly is a fantastic country. Cologne is a beautiful city
>>51737015
Me too 2bh. It sucks that 15 is in Germany, now it's harder to rip on him.
>>51737038
The stupid thing is, there is a Swede in Germany and 15. I think this is the Swede because when 15 talked about being in Germany in the past he didn't say that he loved it. And the Swede even enjoyed the add for the kinderegg
Or Sven and 15 are the same person
>>51737225
And you are the GermoNEET or someone else?
>>51737269
>And you are the GermoNEET
Certainly not the GermoNEET. He never capitalizes words unless it's a whole word/sentence capitalized, and he said he was going to drive 700km yesterday I think. This is probably Guenter 2bh lmao
>>51737378
Eh, kekle, GermoNEET is my favourite German in this thread 2bh
>>51737436
>GermoNEET is my favourite German in this thread 2bh
There's no trips in this thread yet.
GET
Trips GET
>>51737662
Nice nontrips))
QUADS GET
>>51737739
damn neither dubs nor trips
>>51737780
>>51737739
Too far from trips 2bh, more than 30 away
>>51737764
I will get one soon))
Nice try
>>51737524
>>51737890
Doing God's work son.
>>51737928
Check
>>51737996
Rolling
>>51737996
nope
>>51737996
THIS IS GROUND CONTROL, LOOKS LIKE YOUR AIM IS ABOUT OH TWO MICRONS OFF, OVER
>>51738024
Rolling again
>>51738030
>>51738024
>>51738043
>>51738065
>>51738159
I only roll for trips or quads
>>51738241
>i don't care about dubs
*tips dubsora*
333 GET
>>51738024
>>51738065
>>51738159
Trips see me rollin, trips hatin
Patrolling they gonna catch me rollin dirty
>>51738327
this is a cursed thread, no GETS
>>51738367
L-liar
>>51738367
It won't be cursed anymore after this get
>>51738441
dem trips
guys stop this is really gay
>>51738474
OK I stopped it now
>>51738522
>hates on the go getters
>actually gets
Fuck you.
>>51738522
>22
This >>51738563
FUGG
>>51738522
Fucker
>πo one tryiπg to get get
/ded/
>>51738807
No trips yet
TRIPS GET
>>51738995
just stop pls
>>51738807
aÿÿÿÿÿÿÿ
>>51739037
I was just trying to make it /alive/ again 2bh, no one start a new topic
>>51739037
Post something entertaining then
>>51739220
>>51739301
ok, here have a truth msg
Can you please stop asking for the get?
>>51739773
Consegue
>>51739773
I would but I can't into get
Iz so depressing
give it up vini
>>51740088
YAH M8S I KNEW IT
LOOK AT MUUUUH DUB DUBS
WE MADE IT LADS :'")
>>51740088
>88
>>51740144
>144
TO PRISON
>>51740194
Ayo lads, I've had muh lucky streak, the way to these gets was harder than any prison life.
>>51740283
Well, if it's a Norwegian prison then everything is harder than that
>>51740321
Tfw refugees feel encouraged to commit crimes here because prison in Germany is a joke compared to prison in African cunts..
>*New Message*
>think its my qt getting back to me
>but instead its some faggot from portugal
>>51740439
Time to fire up the concentration camps
>>51740568
>some faggot from portugal
FAGTUGAL
>>51739220
Ok, a topic.
Today, I've been viewed twice in a spare account.
The thing is the account is not in the search results.
The option to display the profile in searches has been unticked for the last month, and essentially, since its creation.
I was logged in, but nobody should have seen me.
I checked the accounts that viewed me, and I've never viewed them.
How come? Does the script allows it, or is there another option I'm not aware of?
>>51740686
I think that unticking the display on searches option only makes your profile not to be displayed on the search page, but you probably still appears on the 'Online Now' thing.
>>51740568
>>51740668
Nick pls, wanna see him.
>>51740786
Good to know. I'll check to confirm it later.
HOLY
SHIT
I've started chatting with this Italian grill on InterPals.
She's so fucking SMART I just want to have an intelligent discussion with her and then deepthroat her and cum in two seconds.
Is this what love feels like?
>>51741407
No, that's what autism feels like
Check'em
>>51741484
Give it up already
>>51741484
>>51741464
I've accepted my autism a long time ago sempai. Now I just enjoy it
>a normal day in south africa
Reminds me why all blacks are filth and that i should be happy for living here.
>>51741639
FAIL
>>51740786
Yes, It still appears on the "online now" list. It's good to know.
>>51741790
Good thing he didn't break a window.
W-what do? Does she want the V? It feels too rude to just ignore girls.
>>51742414
>it feels so rude to just ignore girls
guess why she left you a comment?
>tfw qt doesn't reply
>>51742489
I don't know, tell me. Do I have to delete my profile and pretend that nothing happened? Fuck I'm too autistic for this.
>>51742690
Sometimes girls leave friendly comments when they view other girls just because they feel as if they might appear hostile/jealous.
>>51742690
I pressed 'DELET THIS' because a korean was being autistic with me and I feel bad
Just thank her and all
>tfw accidentally offend qt, now she's online and hasn't read your last message
Rate my qt Dutch gf, been with her a year now and she finally got a new mirror, raging boner desu lads
>>51742908
Do they really? That doesn't make any sense. I often view other girls' profiles, but I've never thought that I'd seem jealous to them.
>>51743116
Dependent on your reason to view them and your personal attitude towards, I guess. I don't do that either but you can always feel some rivalry between a lot of girls on interpals and they're trying to cover it up with friendly comments.
But desu, seeing that it was a Korean girl, it's harder to tell, Koreans always compliment people or openly tell them about their flaws because due to their culture they're used to that.
>>51743116
hey qt want to come to america and be my sweet pure loyal wife?
>>51743020
let me see
>no tits
>flabby arms
>weak stomach
>chicken untrained legs
>shit taste in gym clothes
I hope that she as least has a nice face.
Otherwise just by seeing her body alone 5.5/10
>>51743605
It's not necessarily no tits if you consider that this is a sports bra she's wearing
>>51743459
>you can always feel some rivalry between a lot of girls on interpals
Hmmm never really felt that. Might be just because I don't use IP as a dating site, which is good as I'm not pretty enough to compete with all the qts on there.
>>51743584
>qt
I wish, otherwise sure.
>>51743714
ah and
>no hips
thanks for reminding me deutsch boy
>>51743459
Am I the only one who thinks she might have said this because she wants to be her friend and genuinely thinks she looks pretty?
I know many girls badmouth the others on their back, but it doesn't means everything they say is fake. Maybe she likes blond hair and blue eyes or the way finns look.
>>51743775
>I wish, otherwise sure.
Is it a deal-breaker if I have a touch of the crotch rot?
>>51743831
I don't know how females interact with each other, but it just sounds awkward.
I wouldn't call a dude I want to make friends with ''hey handsome''
Or there's a chance that she's lesbian/bi
>>51743951
Holy shit she was just giving her a compliment. Of course you won't tell a guy "hey handsome let me see your cock" because that's pretty fucking homo, but female interaction is different.
>>51743775
Neither do I use it as that but the girls on there are so predicable
>>51743786
You're welcome I guess
>>51743831
It's hard to say since Korean girls are kinda autistic. I've actually known a friendly one as well, so yeah, she might want to be her friend.
The girl I knew was so annoying, she used so many exclamation marks...bloody Koreans, I can "hear" you!!!!
>>51743951
The thing about being bi is bullshit.
Fyi, Korean guys also tell each other that they're handsome lmao.
I remember some dude telling me that he finds David Beckham handsome as in "he's my idol"
Anyone needs a gay penpal?
>>51743895
>a touch of the crotch rot
I'm not sure what that is but sounds disgusting desu.
>>51744148
>arab namefag
>russkie flag
>gay
Endgame)))
>>51744153
:(
All I wanted was a wife. All I got was an itchy dick.
>>51742414
>>51744106
You know what? I was wrong, it's a Korean, they're different. She probably meant it genuinely.
Western girls that compliment each other are often odd though..
>>51744177
Tieno uno boipucci branco, I swear.
>>51744231
Yeah, it doesn't really feel weird when it's Asian girls doing that. I've gotten messages from Russian milfs, but never from another Western girl though.
>>51743951
I've always assumed some Koreans were mollycoddled and still naive longer than most people, because of the time they spend studying.
It's clearly not flirting, and it's not a "That dress looks good on you (, but would suit me better, biatch!)".
>tell qt my real name
>she starty bullying me with it
Mean ;_;
>>51744851
>Mean ;_;
>not having a qt wanting your surname as hers
Get on my lvl desu.
>ib4 greencard
>>51744928
>greencardtugal
>>51744928
Not even my surname, she makes fun of my firstname.
I'm just gonna fake everything all the way now
>>51745046
>>51745046
What's your first name?
>>51744928
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51745237
Detlef
>>51745237
Detlef D! Soost?
>>51744106
Korean guys are gay or at least bisexual. I seriously cannot imagine young adult men who try to look feminine and take so much care of their looks (skin bleaching, make up, plastic surgery on their faces in a lot of cases, huge glasses and queer clothes) being 100% heterosexual.
They are gay to some degree, bisexual perhaps.
>>51745237
>>51745372
Wrong quote
>>51745492
But aren't manly and muscular guys considered to be gays in many Asian countries? At least in Japan.
>>51745492
Metro it is
Korean guys are usually not gay as far as I know, they are into these super qt superficial Korean girls where all of them actually look alike or Western girls that also cake on their faces.
Ergo, Korean guys are just superficial.
But some Korean guys are alright, those are not typically Korean then though. I knew some guy that sings opera and another one that wanted to natural health professional
>>51745722
This. I met this Korean kid, he just studied a lot, but nice kid.
>>51745609
No idea, though I don't think so.
But you don't need to be muscular not to be gay, just don't dress up and try to look like some faggot.
>>51745865
Kek, that first guy creates so many accounts, probably because he gets reported for harassing girls
>>51745372
Sounds like some American nigger rapper.
>>51743020
Looks good, 3 more months in the gym and she'll be sexy sports fit.
>>51746821
Test
>>51747191
Still no dubs
>>51747191
>>51747219
>91
>19
Ayo, I'm good at this shit lmao
>>51747219
I got an one day block because of my dubs posts ;_; my first blockk ever
Posting from my phone now lmao
Ban evasion is a reason for a permanent one
>>51747402
just... just evade that ban too?
Do you guys just immediately start flirting or do you talk for a while to see if they're worth any effort? So far everyone I've talked to has had such terrible English it was embarassing. It's hard to be charming or flirt if they don't understand double entedres and wordplay.
>tfw super daddy issues qt
I told her how tall I am and how I would pick her up, now she calls me daddy.
I'm both aroused and disgusted.
I was going to log in and suddenly an italian guy is showing his short cock in "new penpals". I'll log in later
http://www.interpals.net/pmurt
Amazing.
>>51747495
They usually start flirting with me first, I just play along.
>>51747932
what the fuck :DDD
>>51747512
Lots of possibilities here for really nasty kinky shit.
>>51747932
h-how?
>>51748068
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>>51747932
I don't get it
>>51748175
oh fuc, you can even send that as a message, and it takes over their page
>>51748175
Genius
>>51748413
Ikr Vini. You can send this in a PM and qts will see it like the profile. Basically, you'll fuck em over. Nice bug, gratz to Pmurt.
Where's the mass sender script?
>>51748518
>mass send people gore and porn
time to be edgy as FUCK
>>51748576
Are you 14?
>>51748675
Are you a fucking retard? new to 4chan?
>>51748844
How about you go back to /b/? Gore spam isn't funny.
>>51748920
>p-please don't make me view anything other than BBC porn
Oh sweden!
>>51747932
>This user does not accept messages from Mexico
>>51748959
You'll scare off loads of qts from the site... Don't do it lad.
>tfw suddenly getting messaged by some old men
One of them was 60, disgusting desu.
>>51749295
wouldn't surprise me if Putin was secretly financing Trump desu
>>51749295
Why? Their tactics and flavour of populism are very similar.
>>51747932
>1 bar of Spanish
>>51749359
Wrong thread derp.
But yeah you're right kek
>>51749412
Wrong thread?
But there is discussion about Trump here...
>>51749361
putin isn't retarded though
>>51749361
I don't think Putin is populist. He's like.. With the people for the state, rather than against the state
>>51749464
It genuinely pains me that there are genuinely people who think Trump's actions are not carefully considered. He is far from retarded.
>>51749502
With the people for the state? Debatable. That said, the Russian opposition is literally the Communist Party.
>>51749134
Iktf m8
>>51749536
He's not but he often says stuff that is wrong because people in America don't care about truth :^)
>>51749658
No one the world over cares about truth unless it benefits them to do so. You think your government cared about crime rates as they decided to unilaterally accept refugees?
>>51749536
That's true, he just caters to the retards (the majority of the US population)
>>51749134
I had some pakistani send me 4 messages overnight, the last one was
>might be some server issue?
I didnt read them but it was probably some creepy shit.
>>51749502
Russia is very free-market oriented. Putin is very good at geopolitics. Internally, he doesn't do much.
>>51749536
It's irrelevant. Trump's candidacy is literally bread and circus. Doesn't matter because in the end he won't be elected.
>>51749767
The definition of democracy is bread and circus, fool.
>>51749756
>not having Pakistan blocked
You deserved it tbqh.
>>51749720
Jesus. You seem very proud of your world politics 101 course from /pol/.
Just got back from voting. I'm part of the 35% who voted.
People don't care and think it's useless. We should do a system à la Switzerland твн.
With a hint of "It's compulsory to vote or you'd be fined" Ã la Australia.
>>51749841
Ignorance is bliss, I suppose, Sven. When you can't argue something, just accuse them of being from /pol/. You must have been a master of high school debate.
>>51749813
no it isn't. It was made bread and circus to compensate for the fact that whoever you elect, he'll still obey the economical elites
>>51749994
You're right, but I was following the logic that 'true' democracy requires everyone to vote, while a large proportion of which will do so only if they personally stand to gain from it.
>>51749826
Guys usually don't block Pakistan
>18-year-old schoolgirl asks me to take a week off and come visit her
>I'm 26
o fug
>>51750127
Do guys even have to block any countries?
>>51750059
voting is just one part. Organizing political parties, labour unions, and raising conscience are more important
>>51750346
No, I just don't read any of my messages.
>>51750346
I just ignore the thais, or if they learn german I tell them we are full.
This is the first paki EVER to message me.
>>51750367
Thanks for the hints Netherlenin but I'll have to pass.
>>51750876
It's ok, when me and my comrades take over, you'll also want to pass on the gulag sentence
>>51751311
I'd rather convert to islam than communism desu senpai, i'll join the paki rebellion
>>51750346
yes
>>51751828
Picked up your spaghetti again?
>>51751828
>North Korea, Vatican
>>51752241
>t. Kim and the pope are my qts
>Start talking with QT Dutch firl
>Skype and start exchanging snap chats
>Suddenly goes quiet
>Deletes her IP account
>Try to find out why
>"Oh, I've decided I don't want to chat with people I don't know anymore. Sorry, lol."
Jesus fuck. This actually hurts.
>>51753981
>not having slightly sexual dreams of Kim Jong-un
Not as sexy as Putin though.
>>51754445
>tfw no Putin qt
>>51754196
This just means she got a bf and now is too busy getting slammed by him all day to talk to weird guys on the internet
>>51754445
Kim has a tiny pecker and Putin can't get it up anymore
This nigger didn't even put any effort in making a fake profile.
>>51755083
Pekka has a tiny pecker too.
>>51755118
Profile looks real to me. Did she message you?
wouldsmash desu
>>51755083
>>51755142
>tfw never seen a penis irl
Bost dicks pls.
>>51755118
>joined nine months ago
>multiple pictures
>absolute cringe profile
It seems legit actually.
>>51755118
Maybe she lurks here
>>51755431
I didn't visit "her" profile, didn't message me either.
>>51755450
Give me your profile and you can see mine.
>>51755431
>>51755457
Okay, it actually does seem real now that I checked the profile. Looked fake at first though.
>>51755639
u r gril? Get some lesbo cam with that sweet fiery snatch
>>51755639
Its one of those profiles that tries to be funny but really isnt, fake profiles are really short and neutral.
I wouldnt be surprised if she lurks here.
>>51755754
>tfw no Russian qt to dominate me
No homo
>>51756009
I'll put on a russian accent and dominate you sweetheart
>>51756009
>>51756062
Please respond.
>>51756062
N-no thanks, have to protect my virginity senpai.
>>51756174
>protect my virginity
for marriage? oh god please post profile
I'll give you a dozen babies with your chink eyes and my blue passport
>>51756266
She's the second-cutest gril on /cp/ desu senpai.
>>51756266
you're not going to get it now for sure
>>51756266
>not knowing her profile yet
Do you live under a rock or something?
>>51756266
This. Ayee
>>51756428
>>51756428
This 2bh
>>51756428
I dont know it either.
Don't scare poor finntroll. They're elusive beings of the forest.
>>51756174
>be girl
>talk about your sexuality on a chinese cartoon cardboard
Pls fuck off attention whore
>>51756639
*unsheathes katana*
Take back your unkind words about m'lady, sir!
>>51756639
You can do it too. Start waxing dramatic about how much you like your MLP butt plugs, Hans.
>pretend to be a jew with a german girl
>bring up the holocaust
>get this
>>51750258
>18
>legal
I fail to see the problem
>>51756708
>being a weaboo
>>51756551
When I think about Finns I immediately think about Sméagol crawling in some cold, snowy forest while mumbling some weird Finno-Ugric blabber-speak to himself.
>>51756760
she linked her vk and it turns out she lied to join interpals when she was underage. She's not 18, and she friended me. I now have a srs prblm.
>>51756753
fucking gooks
>>51756835
Same when I hear about some Spanish country, just imagine golum having siesta tho.
>>51756893
Deploy the penises.
>nice beard
>nice moustache
same shit, over and over and over. lol.
>>51756753
ayyy
>>51757006
nice beard anon
>>51756893
Don't be a pussy. What's the age of consent in your state?
>>51757065
lol.
it's really annoying.
glad someone likes it though.
It itches a lot.
>>51756639
Don't bully her
>>51757127
why not famalam?
>>51757113
It's against federal law to travel internationally to fug a <18.
>>51757120
How about shaving?
>>51757171
why though?
then I would have to shave daily.
I basically grew all this hair in a month.
>>51757160
Murrican laws couldn't be any more retarded.
>>51757159
Bully free zone desu
>>51757159
Words hurt senpai.
>tfw cry myself to sleep EVERYTIME some anon says something mean to me over the internet
I will give love and attention to every anon here who needs it, there's no need to be mean desu.
>>51757308
>>51757358
lol, ok famalam.
was just joking anyhow.
>>51757358
Fuck off stupid fingol.
>>51757475
Are you me?
Is it wrong that im so lonely im talking to qts for just companionship? I don't even care what they look like.
>>51757519
Yes, you should give yourself some money.
>>51757475
>>51757519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjaU7zCjBRk
>>51757563
Good, now slit your wrists under that shower.
>>51757550
Noice, gibe moni to yourself pls
>>51757525
no senpai.
>>51757634
Well go one gibe money to you pls.
