How was your religion service this past weekend?
FIRST FOR ANIME A GAY
I wish I had a nice juicy dick to suck on right now, no homo
>>51728676
Do you prefer the hard long one or the feminine dick?
>>51728833
>feminine dick
I want to be reborn as slutty little girl.
One of our royals died a few days ago.
I heard he was a pretty nice guy so it's pretty shitty
>>51728833
I don't mind either tbf but I am terrible at sucking dick in general so a feminine penis is more suited to my skill set, I can't deep throat at all on big dicks ill just gag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVMZevKqhCI
sugoi
>>51728569
non existent kek
>>51729024
Mugi likes niggers.
>>51728651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkUrHRWCqRg
What is this Muslim anime?
>>51729160
This is muslim anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9AyVYTqZC0
>>51729202
Its a fucking Raioh
Who gots no bf here? So tired of meaningless sex, I want someone to love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9hGUC1x6-U
Best route
>>51729160
hehe
>>51729299
What is wrong with their guys
>>51729324
Sunohara can't get his sister as his girlfriend. And Tomoya doesn't have sister.
i love memes
>>51729471
I love you.
>>51729471
I love you too
>>51729136
I don't get this meme
Also it's not true.
>>51729537
Is this an animu?
>>51729297
a goat is fine.
>>51729624
It's an adaptation of the game
What religious service?
Religion is for tards.
A girl suddenly confesses her love to you. What do?
>>51729929
im not a lesbian
>>51729929
Do what I usually do and turn her down politely.
>>51729929
Rape her of course
>>51730183
to >>>/desi/ with you, rajeet
>>51729929
Rogol sahaje
>>51729929
Need to know who is she first.
>>51729929
tell her that she has the wrong person and politely walk away
>>51729929
wake up from my dream
>>51730220
I'm not indian
>>51729929
Friendzone her and ask for many dates on her tab.
Once she got the clue that you're just leading her on. say you're not interested and you tried to fall in love with her all this time.
Listrik naik, kampret
>>51728569
how2lern chinese
>>51730808
private tutor is the most easiest way to learn
>>51730808
There are no chinks itt, ask the canadians in your /cum/ threads
>>51730808
No chinks itt, ask the chinknadians from your /cum/ threads
>>51730808
Ching chang chung lau tse
>>51730808
bu shi
is all you need
1+1 magellan
2+2 lapu lapu
3+3 christmas tree
4+4 fantastic four
5+5 voltes 5
6+6 siksikan
7+7
8+8
9+9
i dont know the answer to the rest
>>51730808
I'm going to a language school. But since I'm the only person in the group, it's the same as having a private tutor. Doing fine. The language is hard, but interesting.
>>51730808
say
wo ai lan chow
when you speak with chinks so they will respect you
>>51731293
>speak mandarin then fookien
ko lien tai cao huan na
>>51731283
Are you gopnik?
>>51731862
No. I want to buy a canonical gopnik track suit though, they are comfy.
Why haven't we nuked China yet?
Nuking them will:
-Substantially lessen the world's carbon footprint
-Will almost halt market trade of items suck as ivory, sharksfin and other endangered species
-No more /asean/ bully
-No more cheap-ass bootleg stuff
-No more rude tourists
>>51731349
Ching chong nip nong ding dong
>>51732137
that pic ;_;
Pic related is the only happening in NCR for 1 decade
>>51731175
7+7 oten
Is that Indonesian/Chinese vn on steam good?
>>51732347
>>51732298
that is the most authentic 100% flip tourism experience.
>>51732390
I love how our guy Pnoy just smiled throughout the entire thing and chinks were butthurt all throughout the month
Best President we ever had so far.
What will you be drinking on Christmas Eve tfw no gf?
>>51732802
my bf's semen
>>51732535
>comfy in a nearby chink restaurant while hostage crisis ongoing
He didn't only laugh the whole time, he took a big shit on them kek
>all these self hating chinks itt
>>51733347
Don't hide it, Polandbro
>>51732535
Pretty sure he apologized to Hong Kong months later.
Our Presidents were all lame ducks after Marcos, I remember some low-tier Singaporean minister telling Ramos to fuck off when they were about to execute some maid.
Our cheap labor in these countries causes diplomatic baggage since they could just say they'll send all of these maids back home even though we dindu nuffin.
>>51729929
Depends. Does it involve cellphones and alternate dimensions?
>>51732137
The militants wouldn't want it. They think China is the true victim of the Spratlys dispute, not the Philippines.
>>51732298
>captcha: select all images with a bus
>>51732387
>non JVN
>good
Nah
>>51733921
EVNs are good though
>in before
>EVN
>good
>>51733921
Indonesians make VNs now?
Wassup.
Things are pretty low res these days
>>51734487
delet this
>>51734487
>>51734659
Is that a belly button?
>>51734487
I remember why I have poners
>>51734749
Hi brit
Stop ppsting her pics outside of /asean/, kay?
>>51734487
ugly shit
i wouldnt even touch her with 50 foot pole
>>51734814
Then why post her then? There are lots of ASEANfags who are more attractive than her. I know the meme, but still.
>>51730808
Literally get out of my fucking country first you ugly mexican
>>51734814
bule out
>>51734804
if you post another new one I won't I promise
>>51734814
She qt yo
Id poke her with my 10inch pole
>>51734814
you sir, are a homosexual
>>51734867
Nothing new m8
She might be busy with uni stuff. Maybe her thesis?
>>51734938
damn, I hope she post pic of her writing her thesis
Newfag here, how was meme-chan discovered?
>>51735002
she was born in asean, molded by asean
>>51735002
I lik sharing pics of my gf
>>51735065
other memes merely adopted to /asean/, memenose didn't see the outside of /asean/ until she was a woman.
>>51735121
oh fok of m8, she's everyone's gf. She's a communal gf, k.
Where is the place that will be crowded during Christmas eve in Manila? Just curious.
>>51735160
Koala Lumpur International Airport
>>51735160
Recto m8. You coming?
>>51735121
>my gf
sure buddy
>>51735160
any inc church church
every thursday
>>51734487
DELET THIS WHORE
>>51735160
woah easy there abu yazid al malaysii
>>51735245
What do indon qts look like anyway?
>>51735160
just an Apostate looking to convert
>"Hi, anon. You see, you can have me if you stop browsing internet and playing games."
What do?
>>51735331
Indon qts singing Christmas acapella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dihBGsr7Uk
>>51735383
just be yourself
>>51735383
I don't know what she looks like though? pic?
how do i hide 4chan pics in my phone android specifically?
its so embarrasing when my female friend borrows my phone and sees my 4chan pictures. specifically amwf couples folder which is almost 100+
t. r/asianmasculinity poster
>>51735457
Imagine, she's your ideal type.
>>51735420
>Indons celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ, there is only one true God after all :^)
>>51735484
All of them are Christians, not surpirising
>>51735484
Hurry, post that pic of weirdnose beside a christmas tree
>>51735523
Muslims don't celebrate Christmas nor do they believe that he is the Son of God; however, they do believe that Jesus is a very important prophet, perhaps second only to Muhammad.
>>51735481
why do you save pictures from 4chan?
>>51735551
God bless her :^)
>>51735604
>mfw went to Christmas dinner with Indon girl last night
>>51735604
I was referring to the singers in that video. All 3 of them are Christians.
>>51735644
That's a big gift
>>51735669
Are they from Papua?
>>51735683
I want memenose to be wrapped up in a gift desu and sent to me
test
>>51735729
Wrong response, we have failed at bane>>51735714
posting
>>51735481
download quickpic app, it has exclude option for folder. so that folder won't show when someone browse pict
>>51735809
Sorry m-maaster ;_;
>>51735714
Not from Papua, but other the parents are from other East Indonesian province - Ambon, Manado
>>51729969
>girl on /int/
But you're not a girl.
>>51731175
8+8 nice b8 m8
>>51735899
I am pretty sure transgender lesbians exists m8
Come on its already 2015
>>51736035
*multi-racial friends laughs*
>Miss Earth 2015 is from Philippines
>Angelia Gabrena Ong
>Ong
>>51736143
don't be racist
chinks are people too
>>51736143
Just a curious thing these "Filipinos"(with chinese blood) are.
They are born/live in the Philippines, they show off so much "pinoy" pride, but they won't actually would want to marry pinoys. Most Chinese blooded Flips marry off to other Chinese blooded Flips.
Is this also the case on other /asean/ cunts?
>>51736143
she doesnt look chinese at all
looks like your typical fresh from the farm maid with 2 inches deep of make up
>>51736143
>Filipina wins Miss Earth two years in a row
>pic related happens online
>>51736297
Not always. One of my history professors is half-Chinese but his mother is Filipino and his father is the Chinese. Interestingly, he is a direct descendant of a Katipunan general.
>>51736297
marriage between chinks and indians are common, but chinks and malays are very very rare because of the need to convert religions
>>51735376
I like that flag
Soon
>>51736143
>Malaysia
>only 30% malay
truly Asia.
>>51736371
Chindian always has that ayy lmao look t bh
>>51736143
>Miss World Canadia
kanusa ta mga bisaya makakuha sa kwarta na kinawat sa mga tagalog?
>>51736549
I don't see anything wrong
>>51736637
kung magdaug gani si Dutdut
>>51736704
Ask yourself. Does she look like Canadian?
>>51736883
>implying that's not your average Canadian
>>51736637
>>51736851
We so fucking stupid aren't we, so embarrassing that people even believed this nonsense
So are there real girls in /asean/?
>>51736949
yes
>>51736949
me tbqh
>>51736637
>>51736851
>>51736883
She does look like hongcouver, but that's not my idea of qt.
>>51736353
We own the Pagent tho, It's not really helping build the credibility of that event.
If they want attention and profit make Russia, china or some oil rich African country win.
>>51737010
Invade Sabah says DutDut
>>51737176
lmao if they can produce good looking women for once then maybe
>>51737176
>We own the Pageant tho
Wait, what?
>>51737183
>trusting someone who was against us buying fighter jets to invade Sabah
>>51737010
>I'll take malays over tagalogs any day
or something to that effect
#Dutdut_2016
>>51737176
Although I wonder, that prize isn't really that prestigious, Basically you become environmental ambassadors that can be very tricky especially if your country produces oil based products that ultimately does destroy the environment.
So if a country cannot commit we win by defult or it goes to the heighest stock owner?
>>51737010
Basically Bisaya are getting buttfucked and keked by Tagalogs, and he is asking how are the bisayans still okay
>>51737010
something about tagalogs being friendly to visayans
>>51737237
It's founded and owned by Carousel Prod. and ABSCBN
its new actually it just started around 2001.
>there are posters here who aren't a native asean
MANILA A SHIT
>>51737601
I know right?
>>51737601
so sorry
>>51737678
indios only please
>>51737601
>implying chinks are native
Basically we aren't senpai.
>Checks Wikipedia page
>winners won the title in the Philippines (where the contest was founded)
>where the contest was founded
>>51737488
All I got from that is "stealing"top kek.
Why are they admitting the Tagalogs are better than them smhh
>>51737678
LMAO 14cm
>>51735633
To shitpost on the go
>>51737702
That's racist
"If they don't have panties, let them use nothing"
>>51737870
>mfw there's an underwear brand here with the name "Nothing"
>>51737870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WRPEhMjQDw
anyone got any rare memenose cards?
>>51738142
kek
saving this
>>51738188
>wanting that old hag
>>51738793
thanks for the (You) anyways
Is this a /Phil/ thread?
Is the pinoy pride worldwide?
>>51738979
just cleaned my room
rate pls
>>51739094
muslims are asleep
>>51739124
I actually have a "welcome to the party" poster in my room, not because I'm a communist but because I thought it's funny. :D
>>51739455
Quick, post haram things
>>51739124
comrade/10
>>51739611
>line border with bork
problem solved
>libtard posts on /asean/
Ewww go away
>>51735160
>Where is the place that will be crowded during Christmas eve in Manila? Just curious.
Karuhatan, Valenzuela
Malanday, Valenzuela
Bagbaguin, Valenzuela
Paso de Blas, Valenzuela
Quirino Highway, Quezon City/Caloocan City/ Tungkong Mangga San Jose del Monte
Balintawak, Quezon City
Banawe, Quezon City
Araneta-Cubao, Quezon City
Sergeant Rivera, Quezon City
Tatalon, Quezon City
Bayan Novaliches, Quezon City
Maginhawa, Quezon City
Visayas Ave, Quezon City
Tandang Sora, Quezon City
Kalayaan, Quezon City
Katipunan, Quezon City
Gen. Luis, Quezon City
Sct. Chuatoco, Quezon City
Sct. Reyes, Quezon City
Tomas Morato, Quezon City
E. Rodriguez Sr., Quezon City
C-5
C. Benitez, Quezon City
C. P. Garcia, Quezon City/Marikina City
Marcos Highway, Quezon City/Marikina City
Lilac, Marikina City
Libis, Pasig City
Amang Rodriguez, Pasig City
Ortigas, Pasig City/ San Juan City
Shaw, Pasig City/ Mandaluyong City
San Miguel, Pasig City
Bagong Ilog (Pasig Town Proper), Pasig City
Sixto Antonio, Pasig City
C. Raymundo, Pasig City
E. Rodriguez Jr., Pasig City
J. P. Rizal, Municipality of Pateros
32th, Taguig City
McKinley, Taguig City
Osmena Hwy, Makati City
Arnaiz, Makati City
Magallanes, Makati City
Ayala, Makati City
Chino Roces, Makati City
Sen. G. Puyat, Makati City/Pasay City
Kalentong, Mandaluyong City
New Panaderos, Mandaluyong City
Gen. Araneta, San Juan City
N. Domingo, San Juan City
Agora, San Juan City
Magsaysay/Aurora Blvd., Manila/ San Juan City/ Quezon City
Espana, Manila
Tayuman, Manila
Quiapo, Manila
Recto, Manila
Jose Abad Santos, Manila
Tondo, Manila
Ermita, Manila
Paco, Manila
Binondo, Manila
Solis, Manila
Singalong, Manila
San Andres, Manila
Sta. Mesa, Manila
Old Valenzuela, Manila
V. Mapa, Manila
University Belt, Manila
Mendiola, Manila
Remedios, Manila
Nicanor Reyes, Manila
A. H. Lacson, Manila
Sta. Ana, Manila
5th Ave, Caloocan
10th Ave, Caloocan
Sangandaan, Caloocan
Monumento, Caloocan
Zabarte, Caloocan
Almar, Caloocan
Bagong Silang, Caloocan
>>51739963
>See Sogo
>Expect that place to be croweded
>>51740081
>Sogo
>not Kamagong
>not Victoria's
>not Happy Sauna
>not Cubao Sauna
>not Majestic Spa
>not Rotonda Spa
>not Banahaw Spa
>not Pegasus
>not Kremlin
>not Sylvanus Health Club
>not Happy Day Spa
>not 168 Flight Spa
>not 88 Daily Spa
>not Grand Masseur
>>51739963
I can assure you that Karuhatan will be more or less empty in X-mas eve
t. resident
How can McDo compete?
Their BigMac is shit compared to Champ
Fries are soggy as fuck compared to crispy fries
Chicken is bloody as hell compared to Chicken Joy
Peach Mango Pie >>>>>>>>>> Apple Pie
>read Starship Troopers the book
>endorses Libertarian Fascism
>successfully predicts the degration and eventual fall of the west
>predicted the rise of the Chinese hegemony which would dominate the world
>NATOs war against Russia and China (which is very close today)
>predicted how voting rights became a birthright instead of earning it (unlimited democracy)
>predicted how governments just do what their people wants them to do
>predicted how countries have huge huge un-payable debts, economies crashing and huge overspending that led to the collapse of society
wat is dis??? :OOOOOOOO
>>51740445
I pass by McArthur Highway twice a week and I would say otherwise, especially when the Valenzuela Town Center has already opened just last week.
>>51739963
I only have 2 devices on me right now, how about Katipunan Avenue and Magsaysay Boulevard?
>>51740635
can you foking not? that's Katipunan related that's offensive, go to Philippine Arena or something
>>51740577
>Jolibee will never come to here
>>51740679
Cause of your over nationalism
Good for the country, but wont enjoy other people's culture
>>51740577
breakfast
>>51740611
I should really get out more then. But seriously though with the NLEX extension there would be improvements. Also no one actually stays here during the holidays.
>>51740577
Jollibe is already tooled for the flip palate.
Mcdo had to tweak theirs a bit.
Sausage mcmuffin with cheese is god tier tho
>>51740577
Sorry Junjun I prefer Apple pie
>>51739124
That would be your room if Dutdut wins.
Share the wealth my ass.
>>51741346
Mcdo's apple pie tastes like shit IMO.
>>51736637
>>51736851
>there more bisaya posters here than I thought
wala chansa mabalik ang kwarta kay kurakot ang mga tagalog, dili pajud nila magasto og tarung ang kinawat wew
Taken from a pro-dutdut page on kikebook
Their stupidity knows no bounds
>>51741385
just never liked mango 2bh, unless it's mango shake
plus I'm allergic to mango
>>51741544
>I share a country with these people
>these people are allowed to vote
>>51741556
>allergic to mango
Wat
>>51741544
>2nd hand fighter jets
Did they even do their research? Those jets from Korea are brand new.
>>51741626
>yfw your vote weighs the same as these people
>they wouldn't keep their opinions to themselves and spam their shit on kikebook
>>51739963
These are all bullshit. I bet ever would just be in MOA for that fireworks display or church or something.
>>51741930
everyone*
Plus you posted a lot of office and business areas
>>51741544
>FA-50
>second hand
Seems like the NPA are butthurt as usual
>>51740257
>Pegasus
>Kremlin
>Sylvanus Health Club
yuck
puro mga niluwa ng mga dom
>>51741792
I guess 6 more months of not using kikebook for me
>>51741544
what page did you get this from? I wanna ramble on them and test how much they know.
>>51741661
I'm allergic to most foods, cause skin irritation
but it isn't as bad as most people with allergies
>>51742282
Here. Don't go full crazy on them,now.
A very shallow minded bunch, those dutdut supporters.
>>51741544
>Politic fan
>not stupid and retard
what do you expect
i usually just scroll down normiebook.
>>51742424
Has anyone outed their mistake yet? Or is it more circlejerking about their Lord Duterte?
>>51742687
Funny how he hasn't offended Muslims yet.
>>51742788
>>51742642
I did notice the sudden drop of any dutdut propaganda when he stirs up shit then it comes back gradually after they rehearsed a comeback
Hi
>>51743292
Blame apologists like Senyora. Used to like her but stopped after she became an annoying Dutertard.
I've been reading comments by Duterte supporters on Facebook and many seem to lack logical skills. For example, when people say that Numbeo's listing of Davao as a safe city was based on voting, and only 400 votes at that, they would resort to non sequiturs like "have you been to Davao?", or dismiss reports as black propaganda. I even remember them bashing Winnie Monsod because she made the same arguments about the (lack of) safety in Davao.
If Duterte becomes Prez, how long until the Holy Trinity of Palparan, Trillanes and Honasan saves us?
>>51743470
If he goes too far hopefuly EDSA IV will save us from evil.
>>51729929
Follow my rule: if they're desperate enough to be interested in you they're not worth it
>>51742911
She looks like my auntie
>>51743525
No more EDSA IV
Full blown civil war, my kababayans.
>>51743702
Kiram pls
>>51743642
M
>>51743407
Hello, singabro.
Flip politics hpur so just enjpy the ride.
>>51743759
>Full blown civil war
And here I thought you guys were more sensible.
>>51743407
Hi, K8??
>>51743868
If us Flips are dumb enough to support Duterte, then that's not out of the equation. Seriously, the attitude of Duterte supporters is worryingly bad on so many levels. It's like Duterte's machoness is spreading to them.
>>51743868
Dutdut already mentioned that commies are welcome to malacañang if he wins and he'll dissolve the senate and congress if they get in the way.
Lots of hush-hush rumors that a goodly chunk of the military wouldn't support him.
So yes, it would be a very short but bloody civil war.
Stock up on supplies and buy a gun. Bumpy times ahead
DUTDUT 2016
MAKE SILLYPENIS ERECTS AGAIN!
check 'em
k8
f8
>>51747575
You make a lot of short-lived /asean/ OC
>>51748083
hmp!
http://www.thetoptens.com/most-hated-countries/indonesia-506216.asp
>>51749996
>They gives a Muslim people a bad name.
>this is what mudslime believes
>>51749996
>26th Philippines
http://www.thetoptens.com/most-hated-countries/page2.asp
>>51750176
that's what ayyyrabs say,the Indons I've met don't force their religion on others and more tolerant tbhwy
>Be me go to Church
>After service I took bus back home
>Sitting alone half asleep in bus
>A qt girl came to sit next to me
>She sniffs the air around me
>Moves closer to me and sniffs me all over
>"H-Hey, cut it out!"
>"You smell so nice, I can't help it"
>"B-Baka it's just incense, the church I frequent use it in their service"
>"Ughh, it's 2015, why are you still into religion?"
>"Well....you were into religion for a while when you were sniffing incense"
>"Hmmph, it's not like I'm interested in religion or anything"
>>51752216
tsundere/10
did qt actually sit next to you? I'm jelly
>>51752421
Yes, she was blushing like tomato when she turned tsun-tsun. She quickly got off at the next stop sadly ;_;
>>51752617
you should have said that you're fine with her sniffing you ;_;
>>51752723
The priest was in the bus with me.
I-I won't protest if it was you sniffing me though.
>>51752942
aaah?! r-r-really? Even if I smell you a lot? Lewd baka!
>>51753326
That's right :)
Come and sniff my Sabah and invade it <3
>>51753649
b-b-but what about the others?? Integration isn't until Christmas desu? Isn't sharing is caring? :o
Also, who's that qt
>>51753896
I'm growing impatient I cannot wait any longer. My rivers are overflowing ;_;
>Also, who's that qt
Literally my cousin.
>>51754242
the wetter the better desu, I hope it's puffy :3
and 10/10 cousin ;_;
>>51754388
It will be swollen by Christmas if you don't sniff and invade now.
>TFW I'll never be as qt as my cousin ;_;
>>51754788
>pic related me landing my invasion boats in Sabah
>tfw I'll never be as qt as my cousin
b-b-baka! you don't have to be as qt as cousin. I-It's not like I care or anything!
>>51755217
Land on my beach hard bby
Let my cool breeze and calm waves chill your boats as you cast an anchor upon my shore.
>I-It's not like I care or anything!
R-R-R-Really?
So sweet, I post a pic of myself to express happiness
>>51756392
>that lewd pic
reeeeeeeeeeeeee >_< safe for work, safe for work!
b-b-b-but you can't just show that to everyone desu...I'm not saying that only I can see it or anything, baka!
Guess what's on my mind?
