>2030
>India finally achieves superpower status
>launches first interplanetary mission
>2 shuttles are launched, 1 is designated shitting shuttle
>the journey is 4 years long, and 4 years of dehydrated curry will take its toll on Indian astronaut anuses
>pooboos have to take risky trips to designated shitting shuttle 12 times a day
>pajeet makes it to the DSS
>takes off his space suit, squats in the corner and sighs with sweet relief as his buttcheeks spread and the steamy, rancid Curry shit pours out of his asshole and onto the floor of the DSS
>pajeet puts on his spacesuit and prays to his 8 armed lobster goddess for a safe trip back to the main shuttle
>it is hard but pajeet does it to honor his Poo culture
>by the end of the 4 years the designated shitting shuttle is filled to the brim with tons wet, rancid curry shit.
>but praise vishnu they have made it!
>their destination: Mars
>as the shuttle hits orbit, pajeet begins to carry out the final phase of Indias glorious plan
>he prays to his 7 armed cow headed god of Poo for success in this, the greatest of Indian endeavors
>pajeet presses unlock button for the DSS's cargo door
>4 years worth of smelly curry shit floats out of the cargo hatch, it slowly drifts into mars' orbit and eventually skims the atmosphere
>gravity begins to take hold and a commercial airliner sized ball of shit begins to free fall towards the ground
>pajeet giggles with excitement as he watches the atmosphere burn up loser parts of the shit ball and release carbon gases
>now all that is the super dense core of compressed curry shit screaming towards the surface of Mars
>it slams into the ground, releasing methane and nitrogen
>the terraforming of Mars begins, at last India will finally have its own designated shitting planet
>the country erupts in celebration
>patriotic Indians pooing in the streets
>pooing on the beaches
>pooing in the rivers
>pooing in the forests and in the mountains
>thank you pajeet, the greatest Indian space pooboo
>>51726431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-_0f8qSrCU
>>51726431
ebin
10/10
>>51726431
>tfw India launched an interplanetary mission back in 2013
>tfw amerifat shitposts online instead of on the streets
>>51729392
POO
>>51726431
You deserve credit for your efforts, Probably one of the better if indistinguishable India greentexts
>>51729514
DESIGNATED
>>51726431
DISCO DISCO GOOD GOOD
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>>51729604
LOO
>>51729604
WHY YOU GONNA BE LIKE DAT SINGAPORE?
you're like 30% brown, you're probably a self hating Tamil
>>51729604
THE
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10/POO
>>51729645
POO IN LOO
>>51729645
DEFECATE IN LAVATORY
>>51729645
Not the guy you replied to but next to malay criminal jokes, you guys take the most banter just because of the smell.
t.singaporean chinese
Hey, don't make fun of India. It's just a matter of time before white people travel to India to beg on the streets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM
>>51729756
WHITE SLAVES
POOPIE FOR ROOPIE
>>51729774
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Getting Rinsed by Pirates in Mogadishu this is a new low
>>51729815
SHITTING
>>51729815
nah brah he just mad he won't have any way to feed himself now.
>http://www.ndtv.com/india-news/no-more-piracy-in-gulf-of-aden-says-indian-navy-1251192
It's ok india, I won't bully you :(
>>51729916
t. Pajeet
>>51729891
Yeah Indians killed off Piracy, but not by navy
>>51730010
O SHIT SON
>>51726431
Well I'm going to fuck Muslim girl
>>51729548
>>51729404
>>51729695
>>51729708
>>51729753
>>51729828
>>51729774
>>51729756
You will never be on the bottom rung of the ladder
You will never be excluded on your on cunts threads
You will never be a tier lower than Portugal
But you know what, the only way is up BAYBAY and I will never die, Like Gandhi on Hunger strike I will get on this board everyday and fight for the under appreciated misunderstood Indian masses.
Cause when I crawl through the shitposts , one day I'll be smelling like roses and /int/, one day you will learn to love and respect just like I do you.
And yes I know I said crawl through shitpost and smell like roses .India is shit meme country, it was deliberate a double entendre you stupid Aussie
>>51730139
>Indian masses
fecal masses then?
just bantz
>>51730010
just WHAT THE FUCK?
>>51729828
HERE
>>51729756
SO MANY WHITE SERVANTS
WE RICH CUZ WE WITHDRAW PAPER BLOCKS FROM BANKING WINDOW
>>51729774
>Somalia
t. Captain Barbosa
>>51730010
hmmm
>>51730173
Well I mean open sewers are pretty common in India so this doesn't surprise me that much
>>51726431
trying too hard
>>51730192
>WE RICH CUZ WE WITHDRAW PAPER BLOCKS FROM BANKING WINDOW
kek
>>51729756
is this going to make me mad?
>>51729756
haahahhahahahahaha jesus FUCKING christ indians truly are fucking stupid. Unbelievable how dumb they are
>>51726431
>>51730139
POO IN THE LOO
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>>51730283
fucking hell
i remember beating the fuck out of an indian out the back of a nightclub and i couldn't get the smell off my hands for ages
come here indians and i'll fucking murder you
>>51730283
It's going to make you laugh at how delusional Indians are.
Today OP was not a faggot.
He was a cool guy.
>>51730366
Hi, I like ur style. Can we be freinds big boy ;)
>>51726431
This goes STRAIGHT to r/4chan! Thanks for being awesome, keep making good content guys :)
>>51730407
obviously not
>>51730429
Is that a threat? Is Reddit group 4chan going to paste ducks on us too.
>>51730450
Why so angry Aussie? I can be your naughty little twink hatefuck toy
You wouldn't be able to get the smell of my anus of your dick for ages.
Why are Indians so creepy?
Serious question.
>>51730492
>>51729756
Literally the funniest thing I've seen in a while
>>51730505
My bum is full of Dangleberries
>>51729319
:^)
>>51730528
my dangleberries were in your mum's mouth last night
>>51730010
>>51729774
Can u join your pirate crew
>>51729753
What does "t." mean actually? I don't come to /int/ much.
>>51729756
>SO MANY WRITE SERVANTS
>>51738589
terveisin, Finnish for Regards.
t. is a casual way of writing it
>>51739279
Thank you singapore.
>>51739336
No problem, I wish to educate my friends in memes.
bump for interest
>>51726431
laffin irl lad
>eat poo
>drink piss
>shit in streets
SUPER POWER BY 2016
>>51730366
>steals land from the abos
>gets mad when indians and the chinese take the land back
kek
>>51730225
Literally a tsunami of shit.
You just cant make this shit up
>>51729756
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
CYKA BLYAAAAAAAAT
>>51729756
>>51730139
>>51729392
Best pasta I've read for YEARS
*holds up sp0rk*
