>Told myself I would start my assignment 6 hours ago
140 character essay due next week?
>mfw handing in every assignment this semester in late
>60 word essay due next week
>haven't even started
>still just browsing /int/
Might just drop out instead.
>>51725861
>>51725911
>>51725957
>>51725969
>canada
>tried to study for thermodynamics test today
>didn't even get halfway through the shit before getting drunk
Oh well I've already passed the class and ourminstructor is shit. I'll blame him.
>I told myself I would start my self paced class 3 months ago
> it's years past since my last assignment due
protip: do them on time
>>51726047
>protip: do them on time
CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN NERD! NEEEEEEERD!
>>51726047
But assignments are boring
>>51726047
Goes without saying. What kind of bush-league daycare gives extensions for assignments?
>>51726114
>His uni doesn't deduct 1%, 2%, 2.5%, 5%, or 10% a day for late assignments
Fuck consistency
>>51726147
>his instructors allow students to turn their work in late
Kids gotta learn the importance of meeting deadlines. If you can't meet the piss easy deadlines in college then what the fuck are you going to do when you start working?
>>51725861
>assignment
lol wtf it's nearly Christmas
aren't you on holidays hahahaha
>>51726196
nah northern hemisphere plebs get their big summer ones when they have summer lad
>>51726177
>University should be treated like a job
Except you pay them. What the fuck do they care if you want to take a penalty to your grade? And why do you care for that matter? It's not like handing it in late is without penalty.
>12-page essay due last week
>did it all the night before it was due
>6 hours
>was high on weed and adderall
>got an 86%
feels good man
>>51726310
>Except you pay them
You don't pay them for a degree, you mong. You pay them for certification, which wouldn't have any value if they just handed it out to every mouthbreather who put down their parents' money on the dean's desk.
>>51726386
>which wouldn't have any value if they just handed it out to every mouthbreather who put down their parents' money on the dean's desk.
>He still thinks post-secondary is of any significance
It's high-school 2.0 at this point bub.
>>51726360
>Writing a 2500 word paper in 6 hours and getting an 86
I know Americans love to just make shit up but do you not even need to provide citations in American college?
>about to invent cure to cancer
>start playing call of duty instead
>>51726491
>About to post a comment of value
>Become Australian
>>51726491
>playing gaymen cancer
good lad
It'll help you refine your crowning thesis.
>Been writing nonstop for the last month for a project
>Wrote 20,000 words in four days
>Only have to write 2,000 and code, nearly impossible to work up motivation
The end is in sight /int/, but it's so far away.
>Finals week this upcoming week
>Havent studied today, instead I played XCOM Enemy Unknown and heavily modded Skyrim all day
>>51726470
I'm 18 and a high school senior.
I had to write a paper investigating a specific narrow historical topic so I chose the samurai of Japan and pulled up a bunch of info from google.
>>51726516
>about to vote for SJW right to political immunity
>turn into a leaf
>I dropped all of my classes to work at a warehouse
>>51726554
>tfw just graduated high school this June
>Already wish I was back in school
Have fun with your grad, lad
>I had one final chance to pass my class, just one more essay and I would be through
>I missed the deadline
>>51726844
>Be American
>Pay 5 times what everyone else pays for post-secondary
>Miss deadline and can't hand it in late
>Fail class
>Get shot
>told my family i've been applying for jobs for the last 4 months
>haven't even written a CV, just been laying around collecting dole, shitposting and planning my suicide
I'm about to get fired from my job
>>51726928
>About to
Well then fucking make sure you don't
>>51726923
forgot le golden faec man
>>51725861
>assignment due in 3 months
>Only wrote 40% more than required.
>tell myself I'm going to get a lot of work done today
>browse 4chan and play video games and masturbate to foot porn for 15 hours
>hardest course in my department
>don't know anything about it
>failed the midterm
>have already accepted a job that depends on me graduating this semester
>have to learn the entire course in 4 days for the final when even the smartest in my class can barely hang on
>will probably fail another course that in which I handed in an essay worth 40% of our grade with almost zero effort put in
>skipped almost half of all my classes this semester
>zero motivation to do anything
>shitposting on /int/ instead
>mfw people used to say I was the smartest person they've ever met
>mfw highschool and the first two years were so easy that I never had to try and would always ace through everything but that habit has stuck with me for so long I can't be fucked to change now
>Drop out of high school
>Live with my parents with no job and no motivation to try and get any kind of education past my middle school diploma
>Father leaves to the bar every night and doesn't come back until very late at night
>Every night I hear my mother crying about how she failed as a parent
I seriously am worried that I won't have enough time to study for finals. I have one on the 16th and two on the 17th. I have all this group work to finish up tomorrow too. People were out getting shitfaced and I'm having panic attacks.
I don't know what to do with my life. Been neet for 6 months and it's starting to get real boring.
>This is it, this is the day I get shit done.
>4 am already? I guess I'll just do it tomorrow.
>tomorrow
>always tomorrow
>I'm Australian
>I told myself I will stop browsing 4chan _________ ago
>tfw can't be bothered to read more than 2 days at most before each exam
>coursework due in next friday
>will probably take a week to do
I can just start it this Friday r-right?
>>51729259
bud don't sweat it. On saturday afternoon, after you've gotten some time wasting out of your system, that's when you start
>>51728007
I need some encouragement bros.
>>51729220
this 2bqhonest senpai(ily)
>>51729321
16th and 17th are lifetimes away m8
>too poor to go to school
>work at a grocery store anyway
>>51729350
Thanks, it's always nice to share some feels on the internet. What are you studying, spainbro?(ily2)
>exam wednesday
>horrid sinus infection, kinda wish I had taken the opportunity to get shitfaced
>sitting up in bed because the habitual deposit of green lung slime into a bed pan is my life now
Kill me.
>>51729420
computer engineering
fuck that shit m90
>>51729321
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
>>51725861
>doing his assignments
>>51729487
Me too m8. Specializing in embedded systems. It's absolutely horrible, I agree.
>>51725861
I'll have a quarterpounder with large fries, please.
If I fail out of s hool I am going to fucking kill myself. God knows with this dhitty economy no one wants us snyway.
>>51725861
>mfw semester is ogre
>still no gf
NEVER EVER
>paid people to handle all my assignments all the way through college
thank fuck for smart poor people
>architecture project due on tuesday
>yet to get started
today i won't visit 4chan
>I have an unfinished degree due to an exam I keep flunking
>I have been coming back for years trying to pass it
>>51725861
>Told myself I would go to sleep 6 hours ago
>>51733935
Literally me
