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Old memes edition
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I'm a pro memer
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Wahhhhh thread early waahhhhhh
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i miss the alien posting
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>>51720370
Good edition
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I miss the early 2000's
Maybe I just miss being a teenager with no real obligations
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is it truth that there is a guy ITT who lost half of his brain?
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hi
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>>51720411
you and the autist from canada ,but no one else liked it
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>>51720451
hi are you cuban or old or both
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>>51720453
aliens were the best part of /cum/
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>>51720444
>utilitarian sex
Lmao straight tool shit
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nth for no bully
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>>51720495
She's driving me back to the train station now
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>>51720477
Puerto Rican.
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>>51720444

he got in an alley fight with a hells angel and fought him with a rusty eating knife

took down 3 other guys with him. He's only spoken of in whispers in most bars throughout the upper midwest

they call him...El Chavo
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>>51720444
respond plz
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>>51720478
trailer park boys was better
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>>51720482
Thank you Todd, you wonderful """"""""""""human"""""""""" being
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>>51720525
Can't blame her
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>>51720572
thats a small image lad
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>>51720550
Yeah, it was OP

AMA
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>>51720557
nein
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Ehm
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>>51720572
>start with the ants
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>>51720574
I gotta be up early tomorrow morning and she works
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>>51720602
but Op is american.....i heard that the guy who lost half of the brain was canadian
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>>51720609
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>>51720641
a canadian with half a brain is just an american.
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>>51720632
Well she already put her shift in a the hardware store
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Test
> 117 episodes of Canadian shitposting

Is this show a accurate representation of life in Canada? A smartass kid, talking dogs, twins, wiggers, military constantly trying to get involved.
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>>51720687
Damn...
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>>51720645
i think if i tried really hard i could masturbate to this picture
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Started a new dank meme
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>>51720694
johnny test takes place in america. the real question is what do canadians think of american life?
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>>51720687
one of them is using a canadian flag....but i want to know who he is....but nobody wants to respond me
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>>51720641
They took out about 9% of my right temporal lobe to treat epilepsy. There was scar tissue from childhood meningitis. Only deficit since surgery is about a quarter of the vision in one eye is impaired
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>>51720737
Whoa upload folder 2bh
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>>51720762
you are that guy.......ohh fuck i thought it was a meme
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r8 us
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>>51720832
hhahahaha if ur the guy i feel sorry for u bro u got wide hips bro hahhaa
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>>51720832
Two men/10
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>>51720832

skinnyfat and hungry skellington/10
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>>51720757
>They reside in the fictional town of Porkbelly, which is alternately located in Ontario or British Columbia.
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>>51720832
two handsome young men
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queens, did the brain surgery cause autism
?
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>>51720832
>two dudes
>one wearing a bikini
5/10 wouldn't befriend
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bart
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>>51720832
Looking happy as fuck.
Enjoy the girl m8. Qt
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>>51720907
lol reverse image search, the girl is a tranny
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>>51720832
Here's another from when we were on 20/20
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>>51720907
>capital q with lower case t
>he thinks qt is an actual word
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>>51721016
>>51720832
american couples are cute
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>>51720832
She has no figure, but still pretty cute
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>>51720951
>they're both from Oklahoma
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>>51720951
You're missing the big picture. The guy is a chick.
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>>51720951
or you could just look at the picture

those are manly fucking hands
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>>51720951
Oh...
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>>51720832
where are her tits. also shave
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>>51721073
wow!
I want to cum on that face!
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Why do they always go for the tranlets
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>>51721163
because trannies will be with anyone who throws them a bone
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NEVERMIND ILL FIND
SOMEONE LIKE YOOOOOOOUUU
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>>51721163

they're both trannies?

weird
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>>51721203
I'd throw ol girl a bone
Not even gay
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>tfw no soft trans girl who will make fun of blacks and arab women
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>>51721228
>Not even gay
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>>51721228
there are trannies that i would fuck ,but that's not one of them. shit, i forget the fucking name right now. i'll have to text my friend.
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Missed the train. Fuck
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>>51721207
That song once made me walk out of a gas station to avoid sobbing uncontrollably in public
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>>51721266
Cool friend
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>>51721266
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I think I unironically like the song "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk

wat do
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>>51721293
>>51721293
if i did not mention she was a tranny, and posted a pic, 100% guys would say theyd fuck her
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>>51721324
Time to test the hypothesis
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>>51720426
I don't like how they made your character speak instead of just selecting text
Makes it harder to roleplay
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>>51721308
> tfw I took my dad to see a daft punk cover group

We had fun
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>>51721336
i am waiting on a text from my friend since i can't remember the name but if he responds i will post
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>>51721308
Enjoy it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08wnYnSwxbc
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>>51721365
Your dad sounds like a bro
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anime y duolingo
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>>51721367
I would fuck her if she is a girl
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SACRIFICE YOUR RARE PEPES TO ME, MY SINFUL CHILDREN
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>>51721385
He is like a best friend who raised me
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lads, Ive had a steak frozen in my freezer for at least half a month

I took it out and have been thawing it for the last half hour or so, but its got dark spots on it, and I think its freezer burn

is it inedible?
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>>51721424
That's how parents should be desu
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>>51721397
por que los yankis consumen drogas como si fueran dulce?
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>>51721397
I gave up after three lessons.
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>>51721412
would you fuck her in the ass?
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>>51721426
It's edible but it will be tough Senpai

Cut it up and use it for a stew if you're concerned
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Reminder that if you don't settle for trannies today, they will become as hard as women are today.
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>>51721414
here
>>51721426
No, it just won't be as good as fresh.
Don't waste steak.
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jajaja chihuahua es por gordos
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>>51721472
>settling for trannies
>ever
"No."
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>>51721472
Look at this beta male and laugh.
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how is it going niggas
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>>51721459
Only if I have the only penis in the room
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>>51721485
drogadictos hijos de puta
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>>51721472

Trannies have too many issues, so it'll always be hard to get with them cause they're crazy
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>>51721520
Pretty fine senpai. I wonder where you got that image tho.
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>>51721440
Most of the Spanish practice I get comes from shitposting with spics
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>>51721511
That was a message specifically aimed at beta robots, you normie.
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>>51721526
Hmmm. interesting

>>51721552
no, it is not ,she had way bigger tits
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at this point i'd rather jotolisco poster than that mexican dude who want to fuck trannies
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>>51721552
>that gooch
How do women even compete
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>>51721581
You are even worse than a robot.
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>>51721552
Is there a vid of her getting fucked in the boipussy
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hey
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oh shit i didn't realize there was a new thread, was wondering why it was so slow

i'm not on my game today
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>>51721626

>her
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trannies are p gross
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>>51721639
Bout time your fine ass got here
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You know when your sock creeps between your big and second toes and you can't dislodge it with just toe movement? Drives me fucking nuts
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I'm sensing high amounts of degeneracy in this thread.

Please cease and desist at once.
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My friends mother sent me some quite lewd messages while I was drinking at said friend's house yesterday. I'm not sure how I handled it, just woke up hungover at my house this morning.

What do?
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>>51721655
you too baby
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPyH8U_aPoU&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DyPyH8U_aPoU&has_verified=1

yfw
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>>51721682
Bros before moms.
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>>51721682
How would your friend react if you went cougar hunting for his mom?
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>>51721682
well is she hot?
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i think this is NOT the person, but look up Kimber James. Her post-op pussy looks kinda weird. Id honestly go through the back door
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>>51721682
Define "friend"
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*walks into the thread and pulls up a stool*

Bartender..a drink for everyone in the /cum/ thread.

*places sword on the counter, a maple leaf insignia on the scabbard*
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>>51721682
Is your friends name Sei?
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>>51721761

good lad
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>>51721707
agreed

>>51721716
The thing is I wasn't even cougar hunting. She's not bad looking but not my type. I'm the prey in this situation, which sure is more uncomfortable than dealing with women usually is.

>>51721727
Not as hot as those videos told me she would be tbqh
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>>51721761
what drinks did you get
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>>51721764
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>>51721799
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>>51721783
>I'm the prey in this situation,
She wants a playmate
Could be interesting but it may fuck up your friendship
Take a pass
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>install windows on my mac
>be on windows
>all my gommie pics gone
Why lord
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>>51721783
>I'm the prey in this situation
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>>51721739
We've been friends for a few years
I get drunk at his place a couple times a week with him and his cousin that lives with them.

he also owes me money.
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>>51721835
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>>51721844

because based windows contains anti communism progrmaming to wipe out any and all misguided socialistic idealism
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>>51721761
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>>51721864
>he also owes me money
Looks like mommy is going to have to foot the bill
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>>51721844
Did you duel boot?
If so it's hard for one OS to access data stored on the other
A good method to transfer files is plug in a usb stick or external which both OS recognize and transfer your files via the Usb stick
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So I was fingering my gf and when I pulled my hand back it was covered in mentsral blood because apparently her period had started that day.
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>>51721790
*tips tunic*

Mead for my gentlemen.
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>>51721844
God is an awesome God.
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>>51721914
good post
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>>51721914
The worst is when the lights off and you just think she's super wet then bloody hand prints on the sheets
Did you fuck her anyway? Chicks can be super horny on their period
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>>51721914
so then you fucked her right?
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>>51721914
Don't finger your ass so hard lad
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>>51721911
boot camp
>>51721884
>>51721921
god is a figurehead made up by capitalist swine to keep the labourers distracted
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>>51721883
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>>51721914
It's just blood
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>>51721914
Why the fuck are normies so fucking disgusting?
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>>51721914
I've fucked a couple girls on their period, I'm sure as hell not waiting around til it's over.

Just move it to the shower and try to ignore the blood smell, she won't make you wrap it up.
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Had borscht for dinner
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Just woke up from a 5 hour nap desu
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>>51721955
>boot camp
Okay the method I suggested should work. Don't worry your data isn't gone
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>>51721956
*grabs by the scruff of your neck*

I'll have to ask you to refrain from anime posting
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6600 calorie cheat day boys
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>>51721914
Normies >>>/out/
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>>51721994
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>>51721949
>>51721952

Not then but we tried anal that night. She wasn't enjoying it so I washed and she sucked my dick instead.
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>>51722003
fucks sake
that's a lot m8
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>>51721994
*puts down beer
*looks you in the eyes
It's a mecha. Fuck the moe shit
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>>51722003
jesus christ what the fuck did you eat
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>>51721914
Lay a towel down and get to work. You're not squeamish are you?
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>this thread
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>>51722021
did you use lot of lube?

did YOU enjoy it? how did it feel compared to the vageen?
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>>51721994
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>>51722021
I tried anal tn for the first time
She was actually super into it but fucking Pussy is better imo
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>>51722003
>>51722037
>>51722044
it's very easy to reach such numbers

Last saturday I hate two whole bags of doritos within roughly 8 hours. That's like 4k calories right there.
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>>51721970

Tbh period week is a nice break for me. I took her virginity like a month ago and she's gone all nympho on me since then. She's honestly wearing me out. Period week is easy I just sit around, rub her clit a bit and get blowjobs.
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>>51722046
This
It's not even gross, just hop in the shower after
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>>51722003
> tfw it's my first cheat day in weeks
I had a donut, root beer, and a oatmeal cookie
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>>51722080
>within roughly 8 hours
Are you even trying
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>>51722055
Why is your name weird now? Are you a super rare Queen's or is original Queen's dead?
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>>51722052
I've fucked a butt or two in my day

It's aight. The best part is knowing this girl will let you put your dick in her ass tbqh. That does it for me.
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...
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fucking on her period has unique smell to it I swear
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>>51722080
You're fucking telling me. I had half a bottle of eggnog and it was like 2500. Didn't eat anything for the rest of the day
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>>51722084
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>>51722052

Way better imo, super tight. We had some lube but only those little packets they give you with free campus condoms. She's open to trying again but this time we'll go legit with douching and more lube.
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good thread
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>>51722130
It's the blood of her unborn fetus that you're waving your dick at m8
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>>51722115
The apostrophe fucked it up
Its happened before then fixed itself
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everybody talks about having sex....but never post pics of their GF's here.....
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>>51722080
>two whole bags of doritos within roughly 8 hours
>TWO WHOLE BAGS OF DORITOS
>2 (TWO) ENTIRE PACKAGES OF CORN CHIPS

dude what the hell
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>>51722129
Seriously lad, I don't even know how we can allow these people to exist. They are the cancer of a strong society.
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>>51722175
>implying i have a gf
I still fuck all the time tho
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>>51722175
My gf is average to below average

Skinny as sin tho
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>>51722123
agreed, i think it is super hot for a girl who is willing to do that
>>51722153
they say tons of lube makes it nice.
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>>51722175
I do not because I have never had sex
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>>51722175
I like my gf too much to throw her to the dogs
I even like my ex's too much to put them on here
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>>51722209
i do not care, post pics!
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>tfw school has dance tonight
>not going
>never went to single dance
>tfw missed out on my last chance to go to one
>tfw looking at pictures of people who went on twitter
fuck
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Why do none of you let your girlfriend peg you tho?
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>tfw no gf
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https://youtu.be/SJbpH8zO7bM
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>>51722215
>hey say tons of lube makes it nice
Can confirm
I just kept reapplying lube and it was good for both of us
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>>51722238
should of gone and picked up a qt lad
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>>51722245
becaue that's gay
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>>51722226
puttin the VIRGIN in Virginia
>>51722245
I'd let my girlfriend peg me if she was into it yeah. prostate stimulation is good
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>>51722238
>it's an underage poster episode
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>>51722181
I find it truly abhorrent how openly they flaunt their immorality here
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>>51722260
show up alone? lol
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Whew, spilled my beverage on my laptop. I shouldn't drink /cum/ ;_; How is everyones saturday night?

>>51722245
I would peg you bb :*
>>51722238
>missing high school events
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>>51722227
fake
>>51722226
>>51722248
>>>/r9k/
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>>51722238
lol, you're not missing all that much
I had a gf that went to my senior prom while we were dating, but I didn't. She just went out with some friends of hers and my friends and I picked them up to go party afterwards.

She was surprisingly cool with that, I miss that one.
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>>51722245
My asshole is an outie and there's often blood when I take shits

Kind of weird maybe I should've asked a doctor years ago but I'm not going to take anything up the ass so I've never considered it a problem
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>>51722226
We can fix this whenever you want dude
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>>51722271
nice post
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>>51722288
Not /r9k/ either desu, I love girls
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>>51722287
It's been pretty good besides missing this train
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>>51722209

>not chubby girl master race
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>>51722287
>How is everyones saturday night?


Good dude. I went to a happy hour and got extremely wasted, then went to the store and bought chips and pineapple juice and vodka
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>>51722329
You're still waiting on the damn train?
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>>51722332
Skinny has more value because they're more rare
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>>51722310
I-I'm still not ready
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>>51722326
/r9k/ is filled of losers who complain about NO GF
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>>51722310

do not sexualize the karen
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>>51722238
Should have shown up in a Porsche limousine or something eye catching desu. Everyone at my school had party buses on prom night.
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>>51722176
I dunno, I'm able to eat a lot. I wasn't even that full, I still had another couple of meals and some snacks (mind you, healthy ones) throughout the day. The problem is, once I start eating something I enjoy (especially if it's something salty, and especially if it's a snack rather than a proper meal), I simply can't stop. I can go many hours without having a bite, in fact on most days I don't eat much, but when I get a single chip in my mouth, I can't fucking stop, I become extremely hungry. It's especially bad with cheetos, those are so fucking addictive.

I'm trying to lose weight though so this week I decided once and for all that I'm going to stop this really bad habit of splurging on 2-3 bags of chips every saturday (I've been doing this for years actually).
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>>51722245

>girlfriend
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>>51722355
No I took a cab instead but Its going to cost like $60 to get home
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>>51722251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9msaqTb0Nm8
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*unsheathes my Greek shortsword*

Uhh, do you guys even rp?
>>
Amigos, como estas?
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>>51722245

I'm bi so if she was into that I'd totally let her.
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>>51722175
>implying i'd share my russian qt
>>51722329
Like a once a day train, or like a once every 15 minute one? Can you get a ticket refund?
>>51722345
That sounds nice. Makes me want to walk to the store for chips.
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You have 10 seconds to name a more retarded provincial/state party than the Ontario Liberal Party.

It's so bad that my environmental sciences prof, of a major relatively liberal university, spent half a lecture shitting on neoliberalism and the OLP for their contribution to environmental issues.
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>>51722395
you completely bastardized that sentence m8
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>>51722245
Because people are insecure about it

[spoiler] I'd like it [/spoiler]
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>>51722361

Maybe in Burgerstan. They aren't exactly rare here.
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>>51722399
>being bi

I'm sorry but I can't allow this. Either be straight or gay. A bisexual is entirely gay to me desu
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>>51722428
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>>51722407
It's every hour because of track construction, it's usually every 15min and I didn't know until I got to the station
I'm in a cab now
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>>51722392
P O E T R Y
0
E
T
R
Y
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I'm the Anon that posted earlier. I decided to watch Barry Lyndon lads. No subs, everything raw like God pleases.
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>>51722272
It's crass and disgusting.
Low class and simple minded """"men"""" lost to their inhibitions with no self control of any kind.
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>>51722366
I'll make you ready
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>>51722426
I do what I want lad, bosslife.
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>>51722436
not sure if fake
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>>51722440
I like bi people (guys). More dick for me to suck desu.
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>>51722436
noice
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>>51722450
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>>51722384
Are you lifting or exercising?

Good on you for deciding to cut out that habit though, a change of diet is the first step to losing weight.
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>>51722487
That's REALLY REALLY gay
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>>51722440

But I'm clearly not. I've had sex with girls and guys. I've been told that I'm good at both eating pussy and sucking dick.
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>>51722487
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how could i fuck a jewish girl?
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>>51722525

You're the HIV spreader tho
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>>51722541
gib moneyz
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>>51722455
These guys were ahead of their time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcSApTQNIIs
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>>51722541

Offer her the blood of Palestinian children.
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>>51722436
I could use a break from here anyway
I'll play too. This was the girl I was with tn
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>tfw no Milana gf
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>>51722541
Have your penis circumcised if it is not already.
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>>51722541
from behind
with no lube
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>>51722541
Tell her you have an Amex Black card then when you're at dinner tell the waitress to turn the air down. You're in.
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>>51722563
yeahhhhh you are cool
>>51722553
>>51722558
i can do it
>>51722567
i like that pic
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>>51722552

Straight people spread HIV too m8. Or did you think that a huge chunk of Africa was just gay?
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>>51722525
>I've been told that I'm good at both eating pussy and sucking dick.

we've all been told things for our own benefit

how can you be so sure of this
>>
>>51722508
Not lifting because I can't stand it (I especially despise gyms to the core, but even if I had my own weights I wouldn't enjoy lifting), but yes, exercising. That's partly why I decided to cut out that bad habit once and for all; it felt sorta stupid to be exercising (and actually improving a ton since when I started a few weeks ago), but to still be eating junk.
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>>51722563
i would report for the bantz, but 2bh i suck at solving the legacy captcha
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>>51722563
>>51722436
Fuck off you fucking normies. ;__;
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>people complain about the jalisco and his gay crew
>this thread happens

I don't know what to know any more.
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>>51722591
actually yes i do think that.
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>>51722474
Its truly shameful the way the youth have lost all sense of morals and righteousness
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>>51722563

Cute belly. I should get some nudes from my gf, she's cute and chubby and has 10/10 tits.
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>>51722617
>>>/r9k/
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>>51722614
Leave the reporting to me
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>>51722477
hugs for now
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>>51722591
>Straight people spread HIV too m8
In the Western World, very little actually.
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>>51722617
>normies
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>>51722634
thanks desu
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>>51722634
It might be too l8
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>>51722591
Actually yes I do think that
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>>51722563
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Lmao
nigga you gotta do better than that
/lmao
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>>51722651
What's funny?
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>>51722625
>morals and righteousness
hurrdurr

the fuck do you even mean when you say that?
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>>51722625
It's purely hypocritical in all rights.
These people are like a pack of dogs.
Beasts lost to sin.
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>mfw the World Health Organization supports circumcision to prevent the spread of HIV

>http://www.who.int/hiv/topics/malecircumcision/en/
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>>51722645
Intervenes drugs spread hiv more than sex in Canada. There was some cbc article about HIV among heroin users in bc that said that
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>>51722657
Anything...for a friend...
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>neets blathering about morality

truly ironic
>>
whatcha gonna do when they come for u?
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>>51722703

>believing anything the World Health Jew tells you
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>>51722720
my ex once called me crying and said she was HIV positive
>>
REEEEE FUCK OFF TO YOUR PARTIES YOU FUCKING NORMIES THIS IS OUR DOMAIN
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>>51722436
>gf looks like a bimbo
>posts her nudes online
WORST form of normable
>>
>>51722681
Avoiding the ban senpai
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>>51722752
"Well I'm H-I-V-OUTTA HERE"
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>>51722752
I'm sorry that happened to you

*hugs you*
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>>51722686
I mean the laws given to us through divine revelation

>>51722696
They really have no shame. I do not see how a man can be some immoral and still carry on with his life
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>>51722621
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Ive never cooked a steak before

Im really nervous
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>>51722730
>implying the philosophers throughout history weren't NEETs
the only ones who had the time for morality were the non-working
>>
>>51722762

Go to Uni. Even if you're ugly and creepy drunk bitches just fall on your dick.
>>
>>51722784
>>51722785
2bh the worst part was having to act surprised
>>
>>51722782
I did report you tho, it'll probably still happen
>>
>stabbing in London Underground a terrorist incident

it's happening?
>>
>>51722778
Like I give a shit. She called me "despicable" today.
>>
>>51722703
It's not even slightly as effective (not to mention cheaper and easier) as proper education in regards to safe sex.

Also, that's just for African shitholes with AIDS epidemics where sexual transmissions are very high. There would be little to no benefit doing that here.
>>
is minnesota a meme state?
>>
Is calling a girl a "dumb thotty" the most satisfying insult of all time?
>>
>>51722806

If you eat it well done you are literally a cockroach.
>>
>>51722807
shhhh, the plebs need a group to put down because of they occupy the bottom rung of the social ladder. they cant function, otherwise
>>
>>51722818
objectively wrong
>>
>>51722840
I'm partially to thirsty myself
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>>51722840
i'm afraid my english knowledge does not cover that word. is this nigger slang?
>>
>>51722856

medium/med. Well is the patricians choice
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>>51722839
yes
>>51722840
what the hell is a thotty?
>>
>>51722893
are there any non meme states?
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>>51722883
Yes and the academic term is ebonics by the way
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>>51722798
I can only really see one solution at this point.
But a ghastly one at that.
>>51722799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
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>>51722871

Well I was a total autist in high school and within two months of Uni I had two chicks that wanted to fuck me.
>>
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>>51722840
mans never been in marqee when its shutdown

trusss mi dadiii
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>>51722904
Virginia
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>>51722818
Dunno
t. graduating in may

to be fair I don't go to parties and have never been to one.
>>51722826
I was wondering how it was categorized as a terror incident?? Stabbings aren't uncommon in london
>>
>>51722904
North Carolina
>>51722924
ahahahahahahahahaha
>>
>>51722822
Janny is slow and only mods can ban
We will see
>>
>>51722917
That's just because you were just a normie in a shell. There's quite a few normies like you actually.
>>
>>51722915
there is nothing academic about ebonics or blacks
>>
>>51722871
He's right, you just have to get yourself into a party and even that should be fairly easy, especially if it's your freshman year. As long as you're not completely autistic and have some sort of social skills you can get some vagina.
>>51722904
New York
>>
>>51722924
>>51722934
>the south

literally the definition of a meme.
>>
>>51722904
oregon
>>
>>51722890

Real men eat it rare.
>>
>>51722904
VIRGINIA
IRGINIA
RGINIA
GINIA
INIA
NIA
IA
A
>>
>>51722924
This post is correct
>>51722934
This post is incorrect
>>
>>51722904
Arizona
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>>51722925
>I was wondering how it was categorized as a terror incident?? Stabbings aren't uncommon in london


The person probably said allahu akbar as he did it

plus terrorism is very trendy right now
>>
>>51722955
Real men don't try to act like animals and properly cook their meats to a medium rare.
Don't try to act out a primal fantasy by eating raw meat you mentally ill savage.
>>
it looks like a pork chop

t-this is normal, right?
>>
>>51722966
>>51722967
whats so good about virginia? I thought most of the state sucked except for the parts near DC.
>>
>>51722948
>North Carolina
>Perfect mixture of southerners, northerners, country folk, city folk, college students and hippies
What's not to love?
>>
>>51722925

Not going to parties is your problem m8. I got my current gf from a spontaneous drunken makeout session which worked out really well because we just happened to realize we liked each other after.
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>>51722924
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>>51722904
The Dakotas and Iowa
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>>51722924
>>51722934
These post are correct
>>
>>51722925
He was yelling "This is for Syria!" while he did it
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>>51723000
it's that virginia name fag piece of shit who pimps out virginia because that's where his border hopping parents took him when they were escaping their shit lives
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>>51722924
This.
>>
literally what is the appeal of parties
who wants to be in a loud room with drunk idiots and shitty music, let alone talk to them
>>
>>51723000
>trips
DC is an absolute shithole what are you talking about. It's just a nicer version of west virginia which isnt saying much since west virginia is the worst state in the country
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>>51722989

Go on and rationalize eating your flavourless leathery piece of shit of s stake while I literally drink the blood of my bovine enemies.
>>
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>restaurant has new owners
>everything is changing and disorganized
>schedule is fucked
>have to stay hour and a half to close after 8 hour shift

I don't like this

did you guys already play AoE?
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>>51723006
>perfect
>mixture
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>>51723000
Nah Nova (the parts near DC) is shit
The rest is better. Got mountains, have beaches, have money, good schools, good people, good neighborhoods, Richmond is alright, etc.
>>
>>51723044
idk my dad's friend lives in alexandria, he works for the government and has a lot of money.
>>
>>51723059
>>51723059
>>51723059
>>51723059
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>>51723042
if you are not drunk yourself, it is a problem

if you become drunk, then it is the funnest time you will have
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>>51723042

Mostly drunk slutty girls. Tbh I normally avoid big parties but when you have like 7-10 friends drinking together it's tons of fun.
>>
>>51723000
It's funny cause the opposite is true. Maybe not completely the really isolated western parts are eh. But I don't like Northern VA. But I like VA kind of. lots of land, great national parks, mountains to the west, suburbs are okay if thats your thing. It's not bad.

In terms of being "Southern" it's pretty damn well off here.
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