Old memes edition
I'm a pro memer
Wahhhhh thread early waahhhhhh
i miss the alien posting
>>51720370
Good edition
I miss the early 2000's
Maybe I just miss being a teenager with no real obligations
is it truth that there is a guy ITT who lost half of his brain?
hi
>>51720411
you and the autist from canada ,but no one else liked it
>>51720451
hi are you cuban or old or both
>>51720453
aliens were the best part of /cum/
>>51720444
>utilitarian sex
Lmao straight tool shit
nth for no bully
>>51720495
She's driving me back to the train station now
>>51720477
Puerto Rican.
>>51720444
he got in an alley fight with a hells angel and fought him with a rusty eating knife
took down 3 other guys with him. He's only spoken of in whispers in most bars throughout the upper midwest
they call him...El Chavo
>>51720444
respond plz
>>51720478
trailer park boys was better
>>51720482
Thank you Todd, you wonderful """"""""""""human"""""""""" being
>>51720525
Can't blame her
>>51720572
thats a small image lad
>>51720550
Yeah, it was OP
AMA
>>51720557
nein
Ehm
>>51720572
>start with the ants
>>51720574
I gotta be up early tomorrow morning and she works
>>51720602
but Op is american.....i heard that the guy who lost half of the brain was canadian
>>51720609
>>51720641
a canadian with half a brain is just an american.
>>51720632
Well she already put her shift in a the hardware store
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Test
> 117 episodes of Canadian shitposting
Is this show a accurate representation of life in Canada? A smartass kid, talking dogs, twins, wiggers, military constantly trying to get involved.
>>51720687
Damn...
>>51720645
i think if i tried really hard i could masturbate to this picture
Started a new dank meme
>>51720694
johnny test takes place in america. the real question is what do canadians think of american life?
>>51720687
one of them is using a canadian flag....but i want to know who he is....but nobody wants to respond me
>>51720641
They took out about 9% of my right temporal lobe to treat epilepsy. There was scar tissue from childhood meningitis. Only deficit since surgery is about a quarter of the vision in one eye is impaired
>>51720737
Whoa upload folder 2bh
>>51720762
you are that guy.......ohh fuck i thought it was a meme
![20151107_140107_20[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Gmq8yvP.jpg "20151107_140107_20[1].jpg")
r8 us
>>51720832
hhahahaha if ur the guy i feel sorry for u bro u got wide hips bro hahhaa
>>51720832
Two men/10
>>51720832
skinnyfat and hungry skellington/10
>>51720757
>They reside in the fictional town of Porkbelly, which is alternately located in Ontario or British Columbia.
>>51720832
two handsome young men
queens, did the brain surgery cause autism
?
>>51720832
>two dudes
>one wearing a bikini
5/10 wouldn't befriend
bart
>>51720832
Looking happy as fuck.
Enjoy the girl m8. Qt
>>51720907
lol reverse image search, the girl is a tranny
>>51720832
Here's another from when we were on 20/20
>>51720907
>capital q with lower case t
>he thinks qt is an actual word
>>51721016
>>51720832
american couples are cute
>>51720832
She has no figure, but still pretty cute
>>51720951
>they're both from Oklahoma
>>51720951
You're missing the big picture. The guy is a chick.
>>51720951
or you could just look at the picture
those are manly fucking hands
>>51720951
Oh...
>>51720832
where are her tits. also shave
>>51721073
wow!
I want to cum on that face!
Why do they always go for the tranlets
>>51721163
because trannies will be with anyone who throws them a bone
NEVERMIND ILL FIND
SOMEONE LIKE YOOOOOOOUUU
>>51721163
they're both trannies?
weird
>>51721203
I'd throw ol girl a bone
Not even gay
>tfw no soft trans girl who will make fun of blacks and arab women
>>51721228
>Not even gay
>>51721228
there are trannies that i would fuck ,but that's not one of them. shit, i forget the fucking name right now. i'll have to text my friend.
Missed the train. Fuck
>>51721207
That song once made me walk out of a gas station to avoid sobbing uncontrollably in public
>>51721266
Cool friend
>>51721266
I think I unironically like the song "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk
wat do
>>51721293
>>51721293
if i did not mention she was a tranny, and posted a pic, 100% guys would say theyd fuck her
>>51721324
Time to test the hypothesis
>>51720426
I don't like how they made your character speak instead of just selecting text
Makes it harder to roleplay
>>51721308
> tfw I took my dad to see a daft punk cover group
We had fun
>>51721336
i am waiting on a text from my friend since i can't remember the name but if he responds i will post
>>51721308
Enjoy it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08wnYnSwxbc
>>51721365
Your dad sounds like a bro
anime y duolingo
>>51721367
I would fuck her if she is a girl
SACRIFICE YOUR RARE PEPES TO ME, MY SINFUL CHILDREN
>>51721385
He is like a best friend who raised me
lads, Ive had a steak frozen in my freezer for at least half a month
I took it out and have been thawing it for the last half hour or so, but its got dark spots on it, and I think its freezer burn
is it inedible?
>>51721424
That's how parents should be desu
>>51721397
por que los yankis consumen drogas como si fueran dulce?
>>51721397
I gave up after three lessons.
>>51721412
would you fuck her in the ass?
>>51721426
It's edible but it will be tough Senpai
Cut it up and use it for a stew if you're concerned
Reminder that if you don't settle for trannies today, they will become as hard as women are today.
>>51721414
here
>>51721426
No, it just won't be as good as fresh.
Don't waste steak.
jajaja chihuahua es por gordos
>>51721472
>settling for trannies
>ever
"No."
>>51721472
Look at this beta male and laugh.
how is it going niggas
>>51721459
Only if I have the only penis in the room
>>51721485
drogadictos hijos de puta
>>51721472
Trannies have too many issues, so it'll always be hard to get with them cause they're crazy
>>51721520
Pretty fine senpai. I wonder where you got that image tho.
>>51721440
Most of the Spanish practice I get comes from shitposting with spics
>>51721511
That was a message specifically aimed at beta robots, you normie.
>>51721526
Hmmm. interesting
>>51721552
no, it is not ,she had way bigger tits
at this point i'd rather jotolisco poster than that mexican dude who want to fuck trannies
>>51721552
>that gooch
How do women even compete
>>51721581
You are even worse than a robot.
>>51721552
Is there a vid of her getting fucked in the boipussy
hey
oh shit i didn't realize there was a new thread, was wondering why it was so slow
i'm not on my game today
>>51721626
>her
trannies are p gross
>>51721639
Bout time your fine ass got here
You know when your sock creeps between your big and second toes and you can't dislodge it with just toe movement? Drives me fucking nuts
I'm sensing high amounts of degeneracy in this thread.
Please cease and desist at once.
My friends mother sent me some quite lewd messages while I was drinking at said friend's house yesterday. I'm not sure how I handled it, just woke up hungover at my house this morning.
What do?
>>51721655
you too baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPyH8U_aPoU&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DyPyH8U_aPoU&has_verified=1
yfw
>>51721682
Bros before moms.
>>51721682
How would your friend react if you went cougar hunting for his mom?
>>51721682
well is she hot?
i think this is NOT the person, but look up Kimber James. Her post-op pussy looks kinda weird. Id honestly go through the back door
>>51721682
Define "friend"
*walks into the thread and pulls up a stool*
Bartender..a drink for everyone in the /cum/ thread.
*places sword on the counter, a maple leaf insignia on the scabbard*
>>51721682
Is your friends name Sei?
>>51721761
good lad
>>51721707
agreed
>>51721716
The thing is I wasn't even cougar hunting. She's not bad looking but not my type. I'm the prey in this situation, which sure is more uncomfortable than dealing with women usually is.
>>51721727
Not as hot as those videos told me she would be tbqh
>>51721761
what drinks did you get
>>51721799
>>51721783
>I'm the prey in this situation,
She wants a playmate
Could be interesting but it may fuck up your friendship
Take a pass
>install windows on my mac
>be on windows
>all my gommie pics gone
Why lord
>>51721783
>I'm the prey in this situation
>>51721739
We've been friends for a few years
I get drunk at his place a couple times a week with him and his cousin that lives with them.
he also owes me money.
>>51721844
because based windows contains anti communism progrmaming to wipe out any and all misguided socialistic idealism
>>51721761
>>51721864
>he also owes me money
Looks like mommy is going to have to foot the bill
>>51721844
Did you duel boot?
If so it's hard for one OS to access data stored on the other
A good method to transfer files is plug in a usb stick or external which both OS recognize and transfer your files via the Usb stick
So I was fingering my gf and when I pulled my hand back it was covered in mentsral blood because apparently her period had started that day.
>>51721790
*tips tunic*
Mead for my gentlemen.
>>51721844
God is an awesome God.
>>51721914
good post
>>51721914
The worst is when the lights off and you just think she's super wet then bloody hand prints on the sheets
Did you fuck her anyway? Chicks can be super horny on their period
>>51721914
so then you fucked her right?
>>51721914
Don't finger your ass so hard lad
>>51721911
boot camp
>>51721884
>>51721921
god is a figurehead made up by capitalist swine to keep the labourers distracted
>>51721914
It's just blood
>>51721914
Why the fuck are normies so fucking disgusting?
>>51721914
I've fucked a couple girls on their period, I'm sure as hell not waiting around til it's over.
Just move it to the shower and try to ignore the blood smell, she won't make you wrap it up.
Had borscht for dinner
Just woke up from a 5 hour nap desu
>>51721955
>boot camp
Okay the method I suggested should work. Don't worry your data isn't gone
>>51721956
*grabs by the scruff of your neck*
I'll have to ask you to refrain from anime posting
6600 calorie cheat day boys
>>51721914
Normies >>>/out/
>>51721994
>>51721949
>>51721952
Not then but we tried anal that night. She wasn't enjoying it so I washed and she sucked my dick instead.
>>51722003
fucks sake
that's a lot m8
>>51721994
*puts down beer
*looks you in the eyes
It's a mecha. Fuck the moe shit
>>51722003
jesus christ what the fuck did you eat
>>51721914
Lay a towel down and get to work. You're not squeamish are you?
>this thread
>>51722021
did you use lot of lube?
did YOU enjoy it? how did it feel compared to the vageen?
>>51721994
>>51722021
I tried anal tn for the first time
She was actually super into it but fucking Pussy is better imo
>>51722003
>>51722037
>>51722044
it's very easy to reach such numbers
Last saturday I hate two whole bags of doritos within roughly 8 hours. That's like 4k calories right there.
>>51721970
Tbh period week is a nice break for me. I took her virginity like a month ago and she's gone all nympho on me since then. She's honestly wearing me out. Period week is easy I just sit around, rub her clit a bit and get blowjobs.
>>51722046
This
It's not even gross, just hop in the shower after
>>51722003
> tfw it's my first cheat day in weeks
I had a donut, root beer, and a oatmeal cookie
>>51722080
>within roughly 8 hours
Are you even trying
>>51722055
Why is your name weird now? Are you a super rare Queen's or is original Queen's dead?
>>51722052
I've fucked a butt or two in my day
It's aight. The best part is knowing this girl will let you put your dick in her ass tbqh. That does it for me.
...
fucking on her period has unique smell to it I swear
>>51722080
You're fucking telling me. I had half a bottle of eggnog and it was like 2500. Didn't eat anything for the rest of the day
>>51722084
>>51722052
Way better imo, super tight. We had some lube but only those little packets they give you with free campus condoms. She's open to trying again but this time we'll go legit with douching and more lube.
good thread
>>51722130
It's the blood of her unborn fetus that you're waving your dick at m8
>>51722115
The apostrophe fucked it up
Its happened before then fixed itself
everybody talks about having sex....but never post pics of their GF's here.....
>>51722080
>two whole bags of doritos within roughly 8 hours
>TWO WHOLE BAGS OF DORITOS
>2 (TWO) ENTIRE PACKAGES OF CORN CHIPS
dude what the hell
>>51722129
Seriously lad, I don't even know how we can allow these people to exist. They are the cancer of a strong society.
>>51722175
>implying i have a gf
I still fuck all the time tho
>>51722175
My gf is average to below average
Skinny as sin tho
>>51722123
agreed, i think it is super hot for a girl who is willing to do that
>>51722153
they say tons of lube makes it nice.
>>51722175
I do not because I have never had sex
>>51722175
I like my gf too much to throw her to the dogs
I even like my ex's too much to put them on here
>>51722209
i do not care, post pics!
>tfw school has dance tonight
>not going
>never went to single dance
>tfw missed out on my last chance to go to one
>tfw looking at pictures of people who went on twitter
fuck
Why do none of you let your girlfriend peg you tho?
>tfw no gf
https://youtu.be/SJbpH8zO7bM
>>51722215
>hey say tons of lube makes it nice
Can confirm
I just kept reapplying lube and it was good for both of us
>>51722238
should of gone and picked up a qt lad
>>51722245
becaue that's gay
>>51722226
puttin the VIRGIN in Virginia
>>51722245
I'd let my girlfriend peg me if she was into it yeah. prostate stimulation is good
>>51722238
>it's an underage poster episode
>>51722181
I find it truly abhorrent how openly they flaunt their immorality here
>>51722260
show up alone? lol
Whew, spilled my beverage on my laptop. I shouldn't drink /cum/ ;_; How is everyones saturday night?
>>51722245
I would peg you bb :*
>>51722238
>missing high school events
>>51722238
lol, you're not missing all that much
I had a gf that went to my senior prom while we were dating, but I didn't. She just went out with some friends of hers and my friends and I picked them up to go party afterwards.
She was surprisingly cool with that, I miss that one.
>>51722245
My asshole is an outie and there's often blood when I take shits
Kind of weird maybe I should've asked a doctor years ago but I'm not going to take anything up the ass so I've never considered it a problem
>>51722226
We can fix this whenever you want dude
>>51722271
nice post
>>51722288
Not /r9k/ either desu, I love girls
>>51722287
It's been pretty good besides missing this train
>>51722209
>not chubby girl master race
>>51722287
>How is everyones saturday night?
Good dude. I went to a happy hour and got extremely wasted, then went to the store and bought chips and pineapple juice and vodka
>>51722329
You're still waiting on the damn train?
>>51722332
Skinny has more value because they're more rare
>>51722310
I-I'm still not ready
>>51722326
/r9k/ is filled of losers who complain about NO GF
>>51722310
do not sexualize the karen
>>51722238
Should have shown up in a Porsche limousine or something eye catching desu. Everyone at my school had party buses on prom night.
>>51722176
I dunno, I'm able to eat a lot. I wasn't even that full, I still had another couple of meals and some snacks (mind you, healthy ones) throughout the day. The problem is, once I start eating something I enjoy (especially if it's something salty, and especially if it's a snack rather than a proper meal), I simply can't stop. I can go many hours without having a bite, in fact on most days I don't eat much, but when I get a single chip in my mouth, I can't fucking stop, I become extremely hungry. It's especially bad with cheetos, those are so fucking addictive.
I'm trying to lose weight though so this week I decided once and for all that I'm going to stop this really bad habit of splurging on 2-3 bags of chips every saturday (I've been doing this for years actually).
>>51722245
>girlfriend
>>51722355
No I took a cab instead but Its going to cost like $60 to get home
>>51722251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9msaqTb0Nm8
*unsheathes my Greek shortsword*
Uhh, do you guys even rp?
Amigos, como estas?
>>51722245
I'm bi so if she was into that I'd totally let her.
>>51722175
>implying i'd share my russian qt
>>51722329
Like a once a day train, or like a once every 15 minute one? Can you get a ticket refund?
>>51722345
That sounds nice. Makes me want to walk to the store for chips.
You have 10 seconds to name a more retarded provincial/state party than the Ontario Liberal Party.
It's so bad that my environmental sciences prof, of a major relatively liberal university, spent half a lecture shitting on neoliberalism and the OLP for their contribution to environmental issues.
>>51722395
you completely bastardized that sentence m8
>>51722245
Because people are insecure about it
[spoiler] I'd like it [/spoiler]
>>51722361
Maybe in Burgerstan. They aren't exactly rare here.
>>51722399
>being bi
I'm sorry but I can't allow this. Either be straight or gay. A bisexual is entirely gay to me desu
>>51722428
>>51722407
It's every hour because of track construction, it's usually every 15min and I didn't know until I got to the station
I'm in a cab now
>>51722392
P O E T R Y
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I'm the Anon that posted earlier. I decided to watch Barry Lyndon lads. No subs, everything raw like God pleases.
>>51722272
It's crass and disgusting.
Low class and simple minded """"men"""" lost to their inhibitions with no self control of any kind.
>>51722366
I'll make you ready
>>51722426
I do what I want lad, bosslife.
>>51722436
not sure if fake
>>51722440
I like bi people (guys). More dick for me to suck desu.
>>51722436
noice
>>51722450
>>51722384
Are you lifting or exercising?
Good on you for deciding to cut out that habit though, a change of diet is the first step to losing weight.
>>51722487
That's REALLY REALLY gay
>>51722440
But I'm clearly not. I've had sex with girls and guys. I've been told that I'm good at both eating pussy and sucking dick.
>>51722487
how could i fuck a jewish girl?
>>51722525
You're the HIV spreader tho
>>51722541
gib moneyz
>>51722455
These guys were ahead of their time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcSApTQNIIs
>>51722541
Offer her the blood of Palestinian children.
>>51722436
I could use a break from here anyway
I'll play too. This was the girl I was with tn
>tfw no Milana gf
>>51722541
Have your penis circumcised if it is not already.
