>Tube station 'machete' attack sees up to three injured as reports say a man was Tasered after slashing someone's throat, police are treating it as a terrorist incident
>A knifeman launched a terrorist attack on the London Underground, seriously injuring one man and wounding two other people, as he screamed "this is for Syria".
>Officers swiftly arrive and surround him and after telling him to "drop it", they then Taser him and by 7.14pm he was arrested.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/12035552/Knifeman-screams-this-is-for-Syria-in-London-tube-machete-attack.html
DON'T TASE ME BRO
>>51713028
Religion of peace does it again.
just another day in london
>>51713028
About time lads. I was thinking of making the thread myself.
Looks like it's U.K's turn to experience some multiculturalism
>>51713028
>the British Caliphate
>>51713067
Why do you get mad when Syrian civilians kill Westerners?
It's a back and forth game.
took man out like robocop
BAN ASSAULT MACHETES!!!
Always reminds me of this for some reason
Similar face i guess.
>>51713028
If he had done it in the US the cops would have killed dozens of innocents with stray bullets.
>>51713146
Well I don't get mad when they kill Brits I was more just reminding everyone that Muslims are subhuman savages.
If he had had a gun he would have killed a lot more people and the police couldn't have captured him alive.
>>51713028
fuck off to >>>/news/
>>51713187
What? That almost never happens. Usually the cops shoot the perp like 80 times though.
>>51713280
Lighting a guy up in a packed tube station is not a good idea.
>>51713028
I'm sure that just be cause we got hundreds of thousands of unregistered refugees incidents like that won't increase
>>51713331
Sure it is. In London the odds are any stray bullets will just hit a future terrorist anyway.
>>51713146
If Syrians are pissed about Western powers killing their people, and want to take revenge, how about they fight either the soldiers we send there, or the politician elites that decide to send them there.
>>51713028
>tfw reported to the government for having said that it was a muslim attack on a French forum
I would laugh it hadnt already had the cops at my house after having been reported to the government website for having made a non-PC comment on the same forum years ago
Literally 1984
>>51713426
president le pen when
>>51713426
European speech laws are completely fucked. Enjoy your gulag.
>>51713426
Tell him that snitches get stitches.
>>51713398
you aren't sending any soldiers
>>51713028
Wait was that on the Victoria Line earlier? It fucked up my whole day by delaying my train.
Fucking terrorists. Almost as bad as the suicidals at Wimbledon and Surbiton.
>>51713426
how "non-pc" are we talking here ?
>Stab 80 y/o man in the neck
>He still survives
If this is the calibre of terrorist we have to worry about I think we'll be fine t.b.h
>be british
>get stabbed
>survive.
Rule britannia.
>>51713028
Not really sure whose side I'm on on this. I hate Muslims but Brits are huge cunts.
>>51713484
They are quite liberal here, pic related.
>>51713755
What does it say?
>>51713028
>be british
>get STABBED
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP FAMILY
>>51713812
Burn negroes in an oven.
>>51713426
Did these comments involve the hypothetical killing of a lot of people?
>>51713876
Wasn't expecting that
>>51713398
They're sending planes not soldiers
>>51713744
Brits have caused more harm to Europe than muslims desu.
>>51713876
You literally have a single word which means to burn people in an oven?
>>51713166
Done already, sir.
>>51713895
The comment I posted years ago and that had the cops visit me?
It wasnt even a comment actually, just a drawing of the prophet muhammad sucking a dick I found on Rule 34
>>51713943
good times
>>51713979
That can't be right. If assault machetes are banned how did the criminal get one?
black, for syria!? why?
>>51713166
>ASSAULT MACHETES
He only got one guy, this was a legally owned (with the right licence) single-slice machete. If it had been an assault machete with the record number of 12 slices a minute we'd have been right snoggered.
>>51713949
It's kinda hard to translate lad.
It means "negroes to the oven" but that sounds weird, the burning part is implied by throwing something into an oven.
>>51714016
>Every time someone in Europe gets killed
>>51714033
Muslims are a very confused subspecies
>>51714009
Yep, Umayyad Spain was awesome. Too bad Islamic England is not going to be that cool.
>>51714016
>guns are banned
>knives are banned
>machetes are banned
>murder isn't banned
And these retards ruled 25% of the world. UK, get your shit together.
>>51713991
is there some law that says you can't offend religions or so ?
London-manchesteer corridor is only 20% muslim, and the rest of England is pretty much muslim free. "Much ado for nothing", as the new zealanders say.
>>51714138
Only Mudslime and Jews. You can say whatever the fuck you want about Christianity though.
>>51714123
Why ban murder exclusively when you could ban crime altogether?
>>51714016
Robbed a knife bin. It's a British mistake to not empty it in time.
>>51714138
Probably not since everyone defended Charlie Hebdo's right to do what I was forbidden for doing
But I was 16, I didn't question anything and I cleaned the street for two weeks during Christmas break in order two avoid trial as they told me to
>Armed police swarming around London, especially at landmarks and tube stations
>Unarmed police even more widespread and in literally every tube station
>Attacking a tube station
>Can't even procure a gun so use a machete
Lel, they're getting dumber.
Turns out not being able to drive kalashinovs from Eastern Europe in your car makes terrorist attacks a bit harder.
>>51713499
and end up in ditches.
>>51714143
>/int/ post about muslims that isnt a meme
woah
>>51714299
You'll never be safe. They'll just use bicycle wheels and sticks if they need to.
>3 stabbed
>0 dead.
muslims are literally useless.
B-but he's caucasoid, he's not supposed to be like black savages!
>>51713028
I thought machetes were illegal though?
>>51713232
What?
He would just suicide by cop like the Swedish attacker did.
>>51713232
And If he had a tank he'd be king of the underground.
![photo_05[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m5RLcOS.jpg "photo_05[1].jpg")
>a top lad goes on a bit of a shanking rampage for the bantz
>terrorist incident
>>51713943
proofs?
You aint no Muslim bruv.
>>51714143
I bet they have shit like this everyday there, muslim stabings and much worse it just doesn't reach the outside world. And people call me crazy when I tell them not to emmigrate there.
>>51714593
>I thought machetes were illegal though?
Nope.
I can go to a camping store and buy one right now with only proof of age.
It's funny though. You are facetiously parodying the famous "I thought guns were illegal though", but that's not applicable in this case... because he didnt use a gun... because he couldn't get one... because guns are illegal.
You just memed yourself into proving gun control werks.
>>51714839
>needing id to buy cutlery
top 1984 lads
>>51714839
>because guns are illegal
they were in france too
it's because you're an island
>>51714839
Well that's obviously why this attack happened. Ban machetes.
>>51714873
>Be 18 year old Brit.
>Go buy machete
>"muh 1984"
>Be 18 year old American.
>Can't even buy 3% Coors light.
>"muh freedom".
>>51714923
>they were in france too
> it's because you're an island
Not our fault the EU has a retarded no-borders freedom of movement policy.
There are a shitton of Russian weapons floating around in Eastern Europe, all completely open to France due to Schengen.
>something happens in Europe
>americans have to make it all about themselves and their gun laws
just as expected
>>51713028
>be bongstani
>get slashed
>>51715038
France is like those American cities or states who try and enact gun control while sharing an open border with areas where guns are widespread then being like "Hey guys howcome there wuz a shooting I fort guns were illegal in France XD"
>>51715038
>>51714923
> it's because you're an island
It's also because it was a lone retard who chimped out out of butthurt without planning it
If a sligthly organized group like the one of Paris try something, they'll easily get guns
>>51715038
You need id to buy fucking plastic knives you faggot. Unlike alcohol nobody has ever been killed by a plastic knife before. You need a license to watch tv
>>51714838
>I bet they have shit like this everyday there,muslim stabings and much worse it just doesn't reach the outside world
Not really. And statistics say that you're more likely to be killed in Portugal than in the UK. Not by much, but still.
>>51715116
The California shooters acquired their guns legally in California. California has stricter gun laws than Canada and half of Europe.
You can't blame states like Arizona or Nevada for it, faggot.
>>51715153
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/tipping-televisions-kill-record-number-of-us-kids-govt-warns/
this is what happens when you don't have a TV license.
>>51715172
probably because of nigger lisbon, show statistic
BAN ASSAULT BLADES
Lol.
Switzerland is way safer than Shariabongistan.
>>51715118
>they'll easily get guns
Those nigs that ran over that soldier had guns. He had a rusty old shitty revolver, tried to fire it. It just jammed and didn't work because it was a heap of shit.
That is the calibre of weapon your average Muslim can find because our black market is more clamped down than yours.
We can't just drive through Schengen from eastern europe with rifles like that car that was stopped in Germany for an unrelated traffic offense and found out by accident.
>>51715330
>Switzerland is better
Nobody argued otherwise, but it has nothing to do with their guns, Swissboo
>>51715257
Like I said it's a very minor difference. literally 0.2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate
>>51715216
Not blaming them.
Just at around this point you guys love trotting out your "look gun crime is higher in these states with harsher gun laws!!! It doesn't work!"
You mean criminals buy/steal guns where they're available, but then go over to the neighbouring state where no-one concealed carries so there's no-one to fight back before committing crimes? Well gee who'd a thunk it
Somethings gotta change.
I don't know how many more innocent people need to get slashed before Europeans finally wake up and get serious about machete control.
Protip Yuropoors: you don't need machetes and they don't make your dick bigger.
i bet syria appreciated what this man did
bashar will probably get him off
![Circumcision-FEATURE[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/kbVBImV.png "Circumcision-FEATURE[1].png")
>>51715440
>Protip Yuropoors: you don't need machetes and they don't make your dick bigger.
Not the way you use them Americuts
>>51715336
>>51715336
You can buy guns online off the deepweb with bitcoins.
This bong teen did it.
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/jul/30/newcastle-teenager-liam-lyburd-found-guilty-of-planning-college-massacre
>>51713028
Should have bin'd that knife
>>51715721
>This teen wants to acquire a gun.
>Can't get one because they're illegal in the UK.
>There are none.
>Has to order gun parts in from OUTSIDE the UK.
>On the internet
>Via post
>Delivered by the postman
>Being dumb enough to get a gun posted to your house through the mail.
You're not helping your case here.
>>51713028
>british police used tasers
it's happening
>>51715944
Do ypu realize how he was caught?
Because he posted a picture of himself with a gun on facebook and threatened an attack on his school.
If he wasn't a retard, he would have pulled off the attack successfully. He had the gun delivered and wasn't caught.
>>51715519
>Slovenia
???
>>51716000
http://www.met.police.uk/taser-statistics/
Not really, feel bad for that guy who's gonna have to fill in a library's worth of paperwork
>>51713028
fucking hell I knew this was coming.
I am not even a local in britbongistan.
I want to leave.
>>51716013
Yes, that's what Trident want's you to think good american.
>>51716160
Meh.
Honestly he should have ordered a cyanide pill with it to swallow if he got caught.
>>51716061
>someone was stabbed on a saturday night in London
stop the fucking presses
>>51716240
I won't get throat slashed by mudslimes on public transportation where I used to live because we don't have an incompetent government that lets them live and thrive like cockroaches despite knowing full well they are going to pull something like this.
>>51716389
Pray tell gracious visitor, what glorious bastion of civilisation do you hail from?
>>51716528
Hong Kong
Yes we are being absorbed back by gommies but I rather be red than killed by mudslime.
>>51716389
>He lives outside the m25
>>51716240
>this happens everyday so this makes it ok
Top kek
>>51716655
You'll be fine mate.
Are you here for university?
>>51716691
#i'llridewithyou
>>51716655
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Kunming_attack
pyf when mainlanders are infiltrating your top tier city at this very moment.
>>51713028
>be british
>get stabbed by Muslims who aren't even Syrian
>>51716655
I'm actually unironically sad for you about the mainlanders shitting up the place, my family in Singapore aren't hugely impressed with them either. Still better dead than red fám.
>>51715436
So why aren't these ahootings happening in states with the looser laws?
>>51713028
Bongistan is such an authoritarian 1984 shithole tbqh. Glad I don't live there
>>51716960
>t.a shooting victim
>>51716960
>authoritarian
hello kettle.
pot desu.
>>51717052
t. an arrested over tweets that offened a muslim victim
>>51717144
happened in a state with some of the most strict gun laws in the country. jej
>>51717696
>>51716960
No, you live in a rehashed version on steroids
>>51714047
Maybe he just wanted to gently warm them
>>51717927
mass surveillance is worse than the uk than the us
>>51717902
I wouldn't even be able to fit all the stories of people getting arrested over online comments on an image, shariabong
>>51718798
in the uk*
>>51718798
>mass surveillance is worse than the uk than the us
Good goyim, let FOX news do all your thinking for you.
>>51719003
Listening to parliamentary discussion is Fox news?
>>51715519
>20-80%
What a completely worthless map.
>>51719003
>Privacy International's 2007 survey, covering 47 countries, indicated that there had been an increase in surveillance and a decline in the performance of privacy safeguards, compared to the previous year. Balancing these factors, eight countries were rated as being 'endemic surveillance societies'. Of these eight, China, Malaysia and Russia scored lowest, followed jointly by Singapore and the United Kingdom, then jointly by Taiwan, Thailand and the United States. The best ranking was given to Greece, which was judged to have 'adequate safeguards against abuse'.[4]
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_surveillance
Snowden already confirmed this.
https://www.rt.com/uk/195416-snowden-gchq-nsa-privacy-rights/
>>51719038
Do you honestly think you guys aren't spied on just as much as we are?
>Ameriguns getting upset because we didn't match their 17 dead
Thank god for no guns tbqh lads
>>51719177
You already did on 7/7 tbqh. Worse than any mass shooting in America.
>>51719214
Nothing like a good ol 9/11 though huh?
>>51719214
>7/7
So 9/11 then?
>>51719214
>His country is so shit he has to compare bombings to shootings
I genuinely pity you guys.
>>51719214
>>51719266
>>51719301
>>51719321
>Amerirekts
>>51719321
>>51719301
>>51719266
>damage controlling this hard
How did they manage to get bombs in Bongistan if they were banned? :^)
>>51719214
and 9/11 was worse than most modern wars.
>>51715330
bongs btfo
>>51719398
>proving you wrong
>damage controlling
>>51719321
It's honestly pathetic
>>51719453
You didn't answer my question though.
Honestly I can't wait till mudslimes btfo you guys. Going to be funny watching you go h-how did they get the guns
>>51719444
meh tbqh
>>51718798
kek, mass surveillance is more visible in the UK. You're just as much under the eye of big brother
>>51719528
home made peroxide bombs
>>51719214
KEK
>what is 9/11
>>51719597
so after the ban gun murders skyrocketed and only declined when overall crime and overall murders declined
aka the handgun ban was completely and utterly useless
wtf
pooland
>>51718798
>mass surveillance is worse than the uk than the us
kek
KEK
K E K
LITERALLY delusional
>>51713028
>no one died
who cares
>>51719683
>>51719683
>USA 105,000
SEPPOS OUT
>>51719630
no mass surveillance is worse in the uk overall. organizations and even snowden have confirmed this
>>51719674
I think a difference of 20 incidents in a country of over 50 million people is pretty insignificant, hardly sky rocketing
>>51719696
lol it's like somebody didn't see >>51719113
Dumb fuck sheep shagger
>>51719660
ban the assault peroxide
>>51714178
In a so called "christian" country. Oh the irony.
>>51713028
>Tasered
WHY
WHY ON EARTH
HE SHOULD BE FUCKING DEAD BY NOW
still applies
>>51719728
Does your caregiver know that you're using the internet?
>>51719730
relatively speaking it is, maybe not on an absolute rate
handgun ban was useless and did jack shit
>>51719807
does yours nigel? think I might have to report you for hate speech
>>51713398
Not like Westerners are only targeting Syrian soldiers either
>Someone literally shouted "You're not Muslim" as he was arrested
Brainwashing is scary as fuck.
>>51713943
Spaniards have caused mor harm to the americas than anyone to be honest familia
>>51719849
That would only work if I had the misfortune of being an American citizen also, nice try though.
>>51715330
Is this per an amount of people or is it total numbers?
>>51719920
total
>>51719915
but you do have the misfortune of being arrested for comments that might offend muslims
I enjoy much more negative liberties than you nigel any day
>>51717144
If asshole with the camera did have a gun, he would have been toast.
>>51713028
I want off this ride
Well..
Congratulations to British law enforcement for eliminating the threat before he could manage to actually kill anyone and without turning this guy into a martyr.
>>51718243
I do this. I have a small kitchenette, and didn't want to have a microwave, so I use my little oven to warm things up.
Like Jews.
>>51719783
Stabbing isn't even a crime in some places. Some finnish girl stabbed a swede to death and went free because she said she was drunk.
>>51720548
>because she said she was drunk.
Well that's just a cultural tradition of theirs. Locking her up would be racist.
>>51720652
More by the end of the day like the prison would be devoid of human life. They are easily frustrated by siege warfare.
Guarantee you that fuckin guy would have got killed here.
>>51720896
*whilst resisting arrest.
>>51715038
Alcohol should be illegal for all ages desu. Why are brits such degenerate scum?
>>51714923
>it's because you're an island
That didn't stop the last two terrorists in australia from getting guns
>>51721391
However, it did severely restrict their ability to get anything better than what's currently legal.
>>51721391
Outlaw on guns makes it improbable, not impossible, to have one...
>>51721020
QUIT RESISTING FAGGOT
MUSLIMS OUT! NOW!
DEUS VULT
>>51721666
Any decent guns also carry a threat similar to mutually assured destruction.
If bikies started using AKs against each other, the police would literally rip their clubhouses apart with cranes looking for guns, they've done it before. They have to use them discretely, then use shittier guns for more 'mundane' purposes.
It also means that they're not stupid enough to sell those same guns to terrorists or any live-wire criminals, because the heat will get reflected back on them.
What it results in is a situation where drive-bys are done with rusty old single-shot .22s. They literally sit there and shoot at a house about three times at 2am, then drive off.
>>51713028
>machete
when will the UK ban high caliber semi automatic knifes?
>>51721666
>Outlaw on guns makes it improbable, not impossible, to have one
kek
>>51713146
>Why do you get mad when Syrian civilians kill Westerners?
>It's a back and forth game.
because middle eastern "civillians" kill people
in the west the military does it
