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I need help /int/ whats the key to a Mexican girls heart, or Americanized Latina at least. How do they target their prey differently than white girls? Im a white guy of some Spaniard decent.
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>>51707625
daddy yankee ring tone should do it
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>>51707625
It's in your pocket and it's called wallet
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>>51707625
Women don't have hearts.
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>>51708027
G-Gasolina?

>>51708051
Personality wise
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>>51708027
>daddy yankee ring tone should do it
>>51708087
>G-Gasolina?
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>>51707625
>white guy
>spaniard decent

doesn't compute
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>>51708237
What are you doing?
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>>51708087
>>51708087
>51708087▶
rompe
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>>51707625
Brown retarded whores
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just get a prostitute
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>>51708758
>Soy De Chile entonces soy Blanco!
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>>51708087
use j balvin ringtone, trust me
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>>51707625
You need a good car, being good in bed and a be friendly with her family
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>>51707625
If they're Americanized, they're pretty similar to white girls. Just not as arrogant or materialistic. Most around LA seem go gravitate towards goth/punk stuff for some reason.
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>>51708880
>giving correct information
THIS BOARD IS ONLY FOR MEMES ABOUT COUNTRIES
SOS UNA PROVINCIA, FUMATELA
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>>51708823
Chile is a brown shithole too
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>>51708880
So a Honda civic with a custom muffler.
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>>51709063
>SOS
Matate
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>>51709188
vos chilango no sabés ni hablar castellano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OzGl5ujvac
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>>51707625
key to any latina

1. be white
2. don't be a hobo
3. Religious
4. Love your parents (let it show)

knowing how to dance/cook is a plus will exponentially get you the brown pussy you seek.
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>>51709268
HILO LATINO?!?!?!?!!?
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>>51709268
>exposing such levels of degeneracy to my ears
Habla bien o matate
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>>51709382
I'm a white catholic 6/10 in the military with a decent relationship with my parents, if that works.
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>>51708858
si necesita reggaeton dale
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>>51709382
That will only get her to kek you
5. Treat her like a whore in the bed
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>>51709392
sabe pa

just kidding, i'm too busy watching the football finals. here, have a qt and fuck off
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I'd love to shove my face in a nice Latina bunda.
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>>51709482
collect your free latina m8
prime for breeding
won't let you down.
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>>51707625
>Im a white guy of some Spaniard decent.
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>>51709382
> religious
> white
not really, rest is correct
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>>51709727
ME LLAMO JAMAL :^))
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do you spics beat your women often?
you know, when they get out of line and your drunk asf you gotta show them whos boss so she doesn't claim on top of your head...
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>>51707625
>Gift her 5 lt Coca-Cola
>Since she is mexican she will drink it
>she gets over weight in instant
>since noone would marry with her you ask her out
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>>51707625
Fucking flirting like with any other girl. But you're probably too fucking autistic, so you're going to try to spend as much time with her as possible, sit behind her in class and stare at her, and try to hold a conversation with her that runs very poorly and ends after 5 minutes.
At this point she will have lost complete and total interest in you forever. You however will not give up hope and continue to stalk her. 2 things can happen, either she thinks you're a creep or you're lucky enough to get in the friendzone. You will still complain about either option, claiming that women don't go for nice guys, that chivalry is dead and that women only date assholes. If this is you, your fate is almost sealed. You will die alone.
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>>51709482
>I'm a white catholic 6/10

Say no more familia, go for the hottest conservative latina you can find and it will be yours
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>>51709382
Mexibro was also right. In addition to your list, have a great big, thick, fat . . . wallet. When you meet her folks and/or any other older relative or family friend, stand up, look in eye, firm handshake for men, soft one for women, then say your name followed by "a sus ordenes" (it means at your service), and listen for her pussy going "SPLOOSH!". Those chicks looooove old school respect.
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If you succeed, do not marry

I have never seen a mexican woman over 40 that aged well in my life
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>>51710100
argies don't
now you know why they have such huge debt
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>>51710207
How do you know about Latinas so well? :O
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>>51707625
Go to Hong Kong Tijuana, you can fuck girls like this as much as you want for like $40
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>>51707625
She's Brazilian though
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>>51707625
Indians like that pic love they like americans(black n white) good look with pocahontas Jamal!
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>>51709186
This.
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>>51709186
>Exhaust by Folgers
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Money
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Why you want to fuck your descendants with Mexican blood?
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>>51722499

OP never said he wants to have kids with her. also if he does, maybe he just doesnt care much about the "muh 100% Anglo blood" crowd
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american latinas are fucking crazy dude, don't do it bruh srs
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