anime pussy edition
Twat
Twot
Maisie
Twerp
Listen to this and try and tell me it doesnt relax you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ix9yfoDHJw [Embed]
>>51686325
Couldn't you have gone the other way round
I'm going to tactically do my christmas shopping friday morning since I have the day off work and it won't be as busy then
Coon
cars isn't a thing anymore haha waaaheeey
want a qt gf to cuddle
Fucked off my nut
Don't rate ac/dc very highly but their music is very easy listening
feeling a bit queasy lads ( ._.)
considering my options
Azusa
Emily
>>51686466
*rubs your tummy*
>>51686463
DUDE
>>51686527
Not weed
>>51686527
WEED
Went out last night lads. Not sure how people do that shit. Fucking wrecked tbqh.
>>51686539
DELETE THIS
doing a clean of the ears
>>51686491
Not bad
>>51686414
There must always be someone to train a new generation of aspiring machine operators.
shiggy ziggy tiggy miggy liggy
zoppity zappity zoop
bappity boppity boo
wiggy niggy piggy
wuppity buppity tuppity
zepo zupo dew
>>51686559
alright
>>51686581
good lad
enjoy nothing quite so much as watering my plants lads
wish i was someones gardener
This thread is ass
Have an obscene spot on my lip. 2mm diameter and white. Popping the bastard now
>Putin is based
>Russia are good guys
Is this the worst meme on 4chan?
>>51686516
didn't do anything I still feel sick!!!!
might make myself vomit 2bh
>>51686674
You didn't come back
>>51686691
>ass
FOY
will admit though even if this baby is useless shes very cute
>>51686701
2nd worst
Worst is "Islam is bad"
>>51686699
Post webbum
>>51686707
i slept like a baby/log
woke up at 3am
internets been fucking shite all day havent gotten on for more than 5 minutes till now
what did i miss
>>51686727
nonce
t. Muhammed Al-Scotastani
>>51686727
this gimmick makes me uneasy
>>51686781
whats wrong with english people
http://www.strengthstandards.co/#/share/dzA9ODAmcjA9NSZ3MT0xNDAmcjE9NSZ3Mj02MCZyMj0zJnczPTE2MCZyMz01Jnc0PTgwJnI0PTUmZz1NYWxlJnJtMT0wJnU9S2cmYnc9ODU=
rate my progress.
been seriously lifting since february (lifted only a little bit, mainly learning form before that but had to take an entire year out because of an unrelated injury), and missed 2 months of lifting since then.
bit annoyed about having missed 2 months of lifting since february my stats would be far better if i hadnt had to work my way back up again.
>>51686727
I really hope it's your baby.
>>51686790
They're inbred
>>51686772
We had a little karaoke
I had a little nap
Can't really remember tbqh
>>51686787
>>51686795
no gimmick lad, looking after the little sister for the weekend
Been hiding in my room all day lads but really need a poo
Don't want my parents to see this hangover
>>51686701
When it's Russia vs Turkey, Russia are the good guys
Same when it's Russia vs ISIS
>>51686674
ahah fuck's sake anon
>>51686794
>lifted only a little bit
lifted only a little bit before that*
>>51686813
That was about it, yeah.
>>51686828
Rourke
>>51686819
>his sister is a literal baby
how old are you
Need to go do a wee
think I'm gonna vomit lads yeckkk
>Ministry of Defence says RAF fighter jets targeted another oil field in #Syria during their second combat sortie from British base in Cyprus
That was quick
>>51686879
lol how old are your parents
Can't think of anything for my secret santa wish list so I'm just going to put a USB stick on it and be done with it
>>51686883
>yfw oil field is the codeword for children's orphanage
>>51686880
Have you been drinking senpai
>>51686907
50/47
>>51686883
i really hope syria doesn't turn into the kuwaiti oil fires before this is over
but there is a high chance that it will
just /brit/posted in the wrong thread hahaha
>>51686943
>it costs 300 quid to do a decent nights drinking in Australia
Fucking Islam
>>51686941
chat shit get bombed
making a decision
>>51686943
nah I had kfc for dinner.
I think I might have food poisoning. I've gone from completely fine to verging on vomiting in the space of 20 minutes
>>51686977
like it i'll drop it a (You)
>>51686954
lol
*farts*
just wanked on skype with a sissy yank lads
>>>/sp/63997886
Snooker thread lads
>>51687064
delete this
>tfw landlord doesn't even bother with my door anymore for house viewings because I'm always in bed
Very good
D.I.T.C might have to be my favourite hip hop album tbqh lads
>>51687075
>wake up
>see this
AWW YISS
>>51687075
Did the man put the ball behind the other balls? haha mental
>>51687136
I don't have a favourite hip hop album
sent an email
now i'm about to send another
>>51687175
you are on a roll mate
>>51687175
update: sent another
>>51687075
should i watch this
if odds, yes
>get job
>suddenly a barrage of letters from my bank begging me to sign up to their credit cards
>each letter giving a better annual percentage rate than previous
Do I sign up or tell them to get fucked lads?
i'm 5'2" lads
>>51687175
#masteroftech
>>51686336
You Fucks Are Degenerate Anglos
>You disappoint your great Anglo ancestors kill yourselves.
>>51687208
Raina has a roast beef pussy
>>51687213
>South Ossetia
>Abkhazia
What? These aren't real countries are they?
>>51687213
>5'2"
Do you get bantered off for your height fa͏m?
well lads just vomited everywhere
still feel like shit afterward so odds are I'm sick or have food poisoning. might muster up the strength to have a cheeky wank before the rigor renders me useless
Who's going to see the Coca-Cola truck?
How do I become a genuine British lad ?
>>51687064
pics
What album are you boys listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwNELIKMW-o&index=1&list=PLDHAhhE3l3Vq-JFeQOYz_Dpn_BbM6HZUr
>>51687213
Know a guy that's 5'3". He's universally known as the creepy guy that tries to punch above his weight and instead only ends up stalking girls. Don't be that guy.
>>51687343
How small is your penis?
>>51687364
DELETE THIS
>>51687289
Cut off tail.
>>51687289
>fly a plane to Syria
>shred all papers
>go to Germany
>tell them you wish to seek assylum in UK
>give your name as Rasheed Hamza
>when they give you your passport remember to say mashallah bruv
>???
>congrats your as "British" as every other immigrant in London
>>51687371
when will they learn
whats everyone doing this weekend then?
>>51687285
Fucking right lad. Can't wait for the holidays to come here.
>>51687371
ok
>>51687375
so small it doesn't exist
>>51687392
you're*
>>51687402
waiting for anime
>>51687336
https://youtu.be/426jqFZa99Y
>>51687387
Thanks lad.
>>51687392
Do I need to support Arsenal as well ?
Can't I just say I'm a gay Muslim or something ? Syria sounds so far away.
constantly farting lads
>I know I know I know I know, that you're gonna be okay anyway
I swear to god if this song comes on one more time I'll... be fairly disappointed
Doing a comedown
>>51687437
are you a cute girl
>>51687375
7.5in t-b-h
watching Skins series 1 lads
don't remember the acting being this wank Tbh
Hallo freunde
>>51687503
gross 2bh
>>51687508
alri
>>51686701
Not in Yemen they're not.
Why aren't we backing Malaysia - our Commonwealth ally.
>Have to have written reminders of when to take a shower
who else is a literal manchild?
Instead of complaining about nogf, how about we figure out the reasons why we don't have a gf?
>Snooker
Sweden in one webm lads
>>51687620
cannot stand this webm or the second part
>>51687576
I don't know how to flirt. I know if I tried that I would end up like one of those cringe pictures that gets posted.
WHEN
>>51687584
>not watching snooker
>>51687336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvEJO2A4CeE
>>51687620
>the two guys are femmy as fuck sissy boys
hahahaha oh lmao
>>51687650
It's easy you just joke around and subtlely show interest - it has to flow naturally tbf
>>51687651
how is this real
no way this is real
it cant be real
do you reckon maisie got her fanny smashed in last night?
>>51687620
It just keeps getting worse.
>>51687702
That's the French President
>>51687703
she has a bf so probably
>>51687720
sagrebloo
>>51687651
>It's not shooped
Wanked three times today already lads. Wasting my life t b h
>>51687650
you can do it real subtley or you can just get cunt eyed and talk shit.
I got hammered a couple of weeks ago and told my mates ex gf that neither of us pull that night, ill take her back to her place and finger bash her hahahaha she loved it
>>51687702
She's 6'4"
>>51687761
tbf the original is still hilarious
drinking green tea
>>51687785
And he's a manlet
Not a great combination
>>51687779
shit i should start doing that again, it's risky business though, sometimes you get that "omg! :O" laugh (in a good way)
then sometimes she can actually be fucking disgusted and it's really awkward forever
>>51687820
fuck off chink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvN5h9BE444
>>51687785
at what point in time will they become formally educated
>>51687717
good youtuber desu
>>51687857
this desu
>in an interstellar burst
>I'm back to save the universe
getting addicted to online bingo lads
>>51687841
yeah I had the good reaction to it, bu5 I've known her for ages. I'd have to be an absolute madman to say that to a girl I'd just met
>mfw football saturdays
>>51687845
jelly of my health degenerate?
>>51687946
did the man kick the ball?
>mfw comedown saturdays
>>51687977
several times
>>51688023
sounds like one for the history books!!
doing a film
Off to Asda lads. Want me to pick anything up?
lads did you know we had a channel in welsh on the bbc? "s4c"
weird shit its just ginger people smiling
business idea: 2 years conscription for all males once they leave school
>>51688067
curly wurly, ta
>>51688067
qt gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLfEU5lelUM
tune
>>51688067
kinder surprise pls
>>51688085
would be useful 2bh
those pakis are at it again lads
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/672889757328785408/pu/vid/640x360/oWlBvhHxDt0DFYvF.mp4
>>51688181
SHOW ME YOUR FUCKIN HANDS AND GET ON THE GROUND!!!!!
>>51688123
>>51688121
OK boys, see you soon. I'm going to buy some SPAM too. Gonna have it with cheese and egg on toast
managed to get my assignment handed in with only two minutes before the deadline last night wahey
>>51688067
pot noodle
>>51688185
why post that? its bad for the soul to see
>>51686418
it is actually quite relaxing
I think I'm a decent bloke with no autistic obsessions and a career so how come I don't have a gf when there are literal autist retard NEETs who seem to have gfs no problem
>>51688182
male uteruses when/???
>>51688269
delete this
>>51688261
Might be because you're a dickhead la
>>51688286
you bellend
if your town has less than two train stations it's basically a non-town
>>51688261
height?
>>51688335
what if you live in a town with 1 stattion but it expanded enough that it practically anchlussed the next town's train station
>>51688346
meaningless meme
had 4 weetabix for breakfast
think that'll be enough to sustain me until tomorrow morning?
>>51688349
kek
>>51688451
you should have spaced them out desu
the weekend is slipping away lads, get going already
>>51688425
HAHAHAHAHAHA lol ok manlet
>>51688182
is this image supposed to be impossible to read
>>51688479
have you heard that wind? and what is there to do anyway
>>51687154
>>51688483
t. has only had sex one time with a 5/10 and even that might be a lie
>>51688490
Only for you coddled femkeks with your ergonomic transfaggotry and lack of backbone. Can't even turn your head 45 degrees and read the damn thing
>>51688461
thanks for the pity laugh for what was reddit tier humour
>>51688526
>""""might""""
of course it's a lie
he literally got bantered too hard he had to lie about slamming some club slag
>>51688490
the main message is that the modern male is a pathetic,pumped full of estrogen weasily little c-u-ck
>>51688451
go to a food bank
>>51688526
i could have sex most of days of the week if I wanted.
End of the day I'm a 6'2 pretty boy and how I'm not a model yet is past me.
>>51688591
just like you wanted to get laid every day of freshers i spose
>>51688346
>>51688425
that wasn't me and you're a tripfag so i'm taller than you anyway
What is it about smoking that turns nice considerate people into inconsiderate wankers lads?
Like my house mate who's really clean and tidy except when he's flicking cigarette butts every fucking where.
Glfront and back garden are covered in them.
>>51686790
A combination of a superiority complex and delusions of persecution.
>>51688591
post tummy
>>51688483
Height really isn't a indicator for no gf, since it's so common and so variable and there's not one general rule for girls. you've been on tinder 2 much la
>>51688591
>could
>if
ok lad
i don't think ive ever seen a top quality tripfag in 4chan in all my life
>>51688644
only 2% of men are taller than me 2bh and I'm not even that tall.
so not common
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/female-canadian-soldier-unimpressed-by-isis-strength-in-battle-a6761416.html
when are we going to end turkroaches lads?
Here is a white British woman submitting to a black British cock
http://www.txxx.com/videos/387691/submissive-wife-will-fuck-as-ordered-p10/?promo=10306
>>51688729
kill yourself
>Chairman of Trussell Trust receives £200k salary exploiting perceptions of Tory welfare policy as a marketing opportunity for his "charity"
literally worse than kids company baka
>not aggressively filtering all trips
>get a text saying ive been tagged on normiebook along with a load of people i havent seen in ages
>panic and assume its some big group picture from ages ago since i used to go out with these people all the time
>will probably look absolutely hanging
>frantically log into normiebook
>its just some shitty funny video hes tagged us all in
crisis averted lads
Just drank a cup of camomile tea with 8 teabags
>lisicki who?
>190cm
is that the length of your penis? that's tiny. no wonder you have no gf
>>51688833
why
>>51688799
>only filtering trips
thanks
>>51688848
To potentiate my gaba drugs
>>51688871
i filter more, but filtering trips should be mandatory 2bh
>>51688847
>Yank """""""banter"""""""
>>51688915
you should filter flags.
don't want your (You)s desu
awoo~
>>51688789
this sentence doesn't make much sense, rephrase it please
fucking hell
just woke up
>>51688993
its the weekend and its only 2
not that bad 2bh
weight has changed from 13 stone 7, where i couldnt get to the tightest notch on me belt, to 13 13 where I can tighten my belt fully up in a WEEK
bizarro
Haha off out on a walk lads!
Bit windy ou woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW8BDgLpZkI
>>51689032
hope you get blown into some milf's garden while she's masturbating in front of her patio doors
>>51689032
absolute madman
Best films of the year lads?
>Inside Out
>Mad Max: Fury Road
Those two would be my pick desu
>>51688977
just reread it. makes perfect sense, numbskull
>>51689100
>inside out
why does everyone go on about this film like it's amazing?
it's pure shite
Pixar really have gone to the dogs
>>51689100
inside was good but felt like the ending was rushed. something else should have happened before she got off the bus.
>>51689074
If they done this to me i'd say "don't lie to yourself" hahaha
hate this thing girls do of "say somethings beautiful and it is" like that little alien adalia rose or some downer
just took that fucken word and trampled all meaning out of it
>>51689119
yeah you're right it does, I apologise
hate all that >muh foodbanks shit
>Look at my willy
>It's utterly unimpressive and borderline sad
>Look at my willy in the mirror
>Big joocy schlong that I can't help but admire the size of
Bit weird that.
>>51688964
alri
>>51689226
perspective
front on = bigger
top down = smaller
thank god girls see the good one
>>51689178
>little alien adalia rose
but the hardships and adversity she has had to go through and is still going through in her life, yet still smiles. really is beautiful
>>51689137
fuck off lad, it was great. obviously not the best pixar movie, but it's top 5, easily.
>>51689226
That's because you're seeing it in the mirror from the perspective of the one who will be sucking it
>>51689226
Same reason girls take pictures with the camera almost directly above them, looking down on something makes it look diminutive and petite
>scroll up
>no yanks
fantastic thread lads wahello
>>51689251
>>51689308
Reassuring lads, cheers. Wasn't too worried though tbqh, just confused.
>>51689315
I thought that was to change the shape of their face and hide their fat chins and shit?
Anyone watch this show? I'm addicted 2bh
Haven't had lunch
might need to remedy this
what does a willy taste like
>Go shopping
>Shops have started putting out the Christmas food
>"Christmas" spring rolls
>"Christmas" samosa
>"Christmas" prawn cocktail
Why is Britain such a joke, I bet no other country does this.
Does Britain even have any culture left?
>>51689306
mate it was wank
>shit characters
>only 1 character actually gets screentime (coincidentally also the most annoying character)
>boring environments
>boring 'human' plot, characters no one actually cares about
>vague moral story about bad being good or some shit
>forced 'feels' moment with a character met 5 minutes before
it was awful
