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anime pussy edition
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Twat
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Twot
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Maisie
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Twerp
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Listen to this and try and tell me it doesnt relax you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ix9yfoDHJw [Embed]
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>>51686325
Couldn't you have gone the other way round

I'm going to tactically do my christmas shopping friday morning since I have the day off work and it won't be as busy then
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Coon
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cars isn't a thing anymore haha waaaheeey
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want a qt gf to cuddle
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Fucked off my nut
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Don't rate ac/dc very highly but their music is very easy listening
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feeling a bit queasy lads ( ._.)
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considering my options
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Azusa
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Emily
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>>51686466
*rubs your tummy*
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>>51686463

DUDE
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>>51686527
Not weed
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>>51686527
WEED
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Went out last night lads. Not sure how people do that shit. Fucking wrecked tbqh.
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>>51686539
DELETE THIS
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doing a clean of the ears
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>>51686491
Not bad
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>>51686414

There must always be someone to train a new generation of aspiring machine operators.
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shiggy ziggy tiggy miggy liggy

zoppity zappity zoop

bappity boppity boo

wiggy niggy piggy

wuppity buppity tuppity

zepo zupo dew
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>>51686559
alright
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>>51686581
good lad
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enjoy nothing quite so much as watering my plants lads
wish i was someones gardener
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This thread is ass
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Have an obscene spot on my lip. 2mm diameter and white. Popping the bastard now
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>Putin is based
>Russia are good guys

Is this the worst meme on 4chan?
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>>51686516
didn't do anything I still feel sick!!!!

might make myself vomit 2bh
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>>51686674
You didn't come back
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>>51686691
>ass
FOY
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will admit though even if this baby is useless shes very cute
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>>51686701
2nd worst
Worst is "Islam is bad"
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>>51686699

Post webbum
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>>51686707
i slept like a baby/log
woke up at 3am
internets been fucking shite all day havent gotten on for more than 5 minutes till now
what did i miss
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>>51686727
nonce
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t. Muhammed Al-Scotastani
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>>51686727
this gimmick makes me uneasy
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>>51686781
whats wrong with english people
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http://www.strengthstandards.co/#/share/dzA9ODAmcjA9NSZ3MT0xNDAmcjE9NSZ3Mj02MCZyMj0zJnczPTE2MCZyMz01Jnc0PTgwJnI0PTUmZz1NYWxlJnJtMT0wJnU9S2cmYnc9ODU=

rate my progress.
been seriously lifting since february (lifted only a little bit, mainly learning form before that but had to take an entire year out because of an unrelated injury), and missed 2 months of lifting since then.

bit annoyed about having missed 2 months of lifting since february my stats would be far better if i hadnt had to work my way back up again.
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>>51686727
I really hope it's your baby.
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>>51686790
They're inbred
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>>51686772
We had a little karaoke
I had a little nap

Can't really remember tbqh
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>>51686787
>>51686795
no gimmick lad, looking after the little sister for the weekend
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Been hiding in my room all day lads but really need a poo

Don't want my parents to see this hangover
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>>51686701
When it's Russia vs Turkey, Russia are the good guys

Same when it's Russia vs ISIS

>>51686674
ahah fuck's sake anon
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>>51686794
>lifted only a little bit
lifted only a little bit before that*
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>>51686813
That was about it, yeah.
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>>51686828
Rourke
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>>51686819
>his sister is a literal baby
how old are you
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Need to go do a wee
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>>51686866
24
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think I'm gonna vomit lads yeckkk
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>Ministry of Defence says RAF fighter jets targeted another oil field in #Syria during their second combat sortie from British base in Cyprus

That was quick
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>>51686879
lol how old are your parents
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Can't think of anything for my secret santa wish list so I'm just going to put a USB stick on it and be done with it
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>>51686883
>yfw oil field is the codeword for children's orphanage
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>>51686880
Have you been drinking senpai
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>>51686907
50/47
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>>51686883
i really hope syria doesn't turn into the kuwaiti oil fires before this is over

but there is a high chance that it will
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just /brit/posted in the wrong thread hahaha
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>>51686943

>it costs 300 quid to do a decent nights drinking in Australia

Fucking Islam
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>>51686941
chat shit get bombed
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making a decision
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>>51686943
nah I had kfc for dinner.

I think I might have food poisoning. I've gone from completely fine to verging on vomiting in the space of 20 minutes
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>>51686977
like it i'll drop it a (You)
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>>51686954
lol
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*farts*
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just wanked on skype with a sissy yank lads
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>>>/sp/63997886

Snooker thread lads
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>>51687064
delete this
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>tfw landlord doesn't even bother with my door anymore for house viewings because I'm always in bed

Very good
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D.I.T.C might have to be my favourite hip hop album tbqh lads
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>>51687075
>wake up
>see this
AWW YISS
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>>51687075
Did the man put the ball behind the other balls? haha mental
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>>51687136
I don't have a favourite hip hop album
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sent an email
now i'm about to send another
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>>51687175
you are on a roll mate
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>>51687175
update: sent another
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>>51687075
should i watch this

if odds, yes
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>get job
>suddenly a barrage of letters from my bank begging me to sign up to their credit cards
>each letter giving a better annual percentage rate than previous

Do I sign up or tell them to get fucked lads?
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i'm 5'2" lads
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>>51687175
#masteroftech
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>>51686336
You Fucks Are Degenerate Anglos
>You disappoint your great Anglo ancestors kill yourselves.
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>>51687208
Raina has a roast beef pussy
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>>51687213
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>South Ossetia
>Abkhazia

What? These aren't real countries are they?
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>>51687213
>5'2"
Do you get bantered off for your height fa͏m?
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well lads just vomited everywhere

still feel like shit afterward so odds are I'm sick or have food poisoning. might muster up the strength to have a cheeky wank before the rigor renders me useless
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Who's going to see the Coca-Cola truck?
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How do I become a genuine British lad ?
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>>51687064
pics
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What album are you boys listening to?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwNELIKMW-o&index=1&list=PLDHAhhE3l3Vq-JFeQOYz_Dpn_BbM6HZUr
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>>51687273
no
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>>51687213
Know a guy that's 5'3". He's universally known as the creepy guy that tries to punch above his weight and instead only ends up stalking girls. Don't be that guy.
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>>51687343
How small is your penis?
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>>51687364
DELETE THIS
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>>51687289
Cut off tail.
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>>51687289
>fly a plane to Syria
>shred all papers
>go to Germany
>tell them you wish to seek assylum in UK
>give your name as Rasheed Hamza
>when they give you your passport remember to say mashallah bruv
>???
>congrats your as "British" as every other immigrant in London
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>>51687371
when will they learn
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whats everyone doing this weekend then?
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>>51687285
Fucking right lad. Can't wait for the holidays to come here.
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>>51687371
ok
>>51687375
so small it doesn't exist
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>>51687392
you're*
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>>51687402
waiting for anime
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>>51687336
https://youtu.be/426jqFZa99Y
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>>51687387

Thanks lad.

>>51687392

Do I need to support Arsenal as well ?
Can't I just say I'm a gay Muslim or something ? Syria sounds so far away.
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constantly farting lads
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>I know I know I know I know, that you're gonna be okay anyway

I swear to god if this song comes on one more time I'll... be fairly disappointed
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Doing a comedown
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>>51687437
are you a cute girl
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>>51687375
7.5in t-b-h
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watching Skins series 1 lads

don't remember the acting being this wank Tbh
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>>51687455
no
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Hallo freunde
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>>51687503
gross 2bh
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>>51687508
alri
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>>51686701
Not in Yemen they're not.
Why aren't we backing Malaysia - our Commonwealth ally.
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>Have to have written reminders of when to take a shower
who else is a literal manchild?
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Instead of complaining about nogf, how about we figure out the reasons why we don't have a gf?
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>Snooker
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Sweden in one webm lads
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>>51687620
cannot stand this webm or the second part
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>>51687576
I don't know how to flirt. I know if I tried that I would end up like one of those cringe pictures that gets posted.
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WHEN
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>>51687584
>not watching snooker
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>>51687336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvEJO2A4CeE
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>>51687620
>the two guys are femmy as fuck sissy boys

hahahaha oh lmao
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>>51687650
It's easy you just joke around and subtlely show interest - it has to flow naturally tbf
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>>51687651
how is this real

no way this is real

it cant be real
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do you reckon maisie got her fanny smashed in last night?
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>>51687620
It just keeps getting worse.
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>>51687702
That's the French President
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>>51687703
she has a bf so probably
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>>51687720
sagrebloo
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>>51687651
>It's not shooped
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Wanked three times today already lads. Wasting my life t b h
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>>51687650
you can do it real subtley or you can just get cunt eyed and talk shit.

I got hammered a couple of weeks ago and told my mates ex gf that neither of us pull that night, ill take her back to her place and finger bash her hahahaha she loved it
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>>51687761
tbf the original is still hilarious
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drinking green tea
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>>51687785
And he's a manlet
Not a great combination
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>>51687779
shit i should start doing that again, it's risky business though, sometimes you get that "omg! :O" laugh (in a good way)

then sometimes she can actually be fucking disgusted and it's really awkward forever
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>>51687820
fuck off chink
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvN5h9BE444
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>>51687785
at what point in time will they become formally educated
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>>51687717
good youtuber desu
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>>51687857
this desu
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>in an interstellar burst
>I'm back to save the universe
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getting addicted to online bingo lads
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>>51687841
yeah I had the good reaction to it, bu5 I've known her for ages. I'd have to be an absolute madman to say that to a girl I'd just met
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>mfw football saturdays
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>>51687845
jelly of my health degenerate?
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>>51687946
did the man kick the ball?
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>mfw comedown saturdays
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>>51687977
several times
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>>51688023
sounds like one for the history books!!
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doing a film
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Off to Asda lads. Want me to pick anything up?
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lads did you know we had a channel in welsh on the bbc? "s4c"
weird shit its just ginger people smiling
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business idea: 2 years conscription for all males once they leave school
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>>51688067
curly wurly, ta
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>>51688067
qt gf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLfEU5lelUM

tune
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>>51688067
kinder surprise pls
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>>51688085
would be useful 2bh
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those pakis are at it again lads

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/672889757328785408/pu/vid/640x360/oWlBvhHxDt0DFYvF.mp4
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>>51688181
SHOW ME YOUR FUCKIN HANDS AND GET ON THE GROUND!!!!!

>>51688123
>>51688121
OK boys, see you soon. I'm going to buy some SPAM too. Gonna have it with cheese and egg on toast
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managed to get my assignment handed in with only two minutes before the deadline last night wahey
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>>51688067
pot noodle
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>>51688185
why post that? its bad for the soul to see
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>>51686418
it is actually quite relaxing
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I think I'm a decent bloke with no autistic obsessions and a career so how come I don't have a gf when there are literal autist retard NEETs who seem to have gfs no problem
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>>51688182
male uteruses when/???
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>>51688269
delete this
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>>51688261

Might be because you're a dickhead la
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>>51688286
you bellend
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if your town has less than two train stations it's basically a non-town
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>>51688261
height?
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>>51688281
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>>51688335
what if you live in a town with 1 stattion but it expanded enough that it practically anchlussed the next town's train station
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>>51688346
meaningless meme
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had 4 weetabix for breakfast

think that'll be enough to sustain me until tomorrow morning?
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>>51688349
kek
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>>51688451
you should have spaced them out desu
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the weekend is slipping away lads, get going already
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>>51688425
HAHAHAHAHAHA lol ok manlet
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>>51688182
is this image supposed to be impossible to read
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>>51688479
have you heard that wind? and what is there to do anyway
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>>51687154
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>>51688483
t. has only had sex one time with a 5/10 and even that might be a lie
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>>51688490
Only for you coddled femkeks with your ergonomic transfaggotry and lack of backbone. Can't even turn your head 45 degrees and read the damn thing
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>>51688461
thanks for the pity laugh for what was reddit tier humour
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>>51688526
>""""might""""

of course it's a lie
he literally got bantered too hard he had to lie about slamming some club slag
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>>51688490
the main message is that the modern male is a pathetic,pumped full of estrogen weasily little c-u-ck
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>>51688451
go to a food bank
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>>51688526
i could have sex most of days of the week if I wanted.

End of the day I'm a 6'2 pretty boy and how I'm not a model yet is past me.
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>>51688591
just like you wanted to get laid every day of freshers i spose
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>>51688346
>>51688425

that wasn't me and you're a tripfag so i'm taller than you anyway
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What is it about smoking that turns nice considerate people into inconsiderate wankers lads?

Like my house mate who's really clean and tidy except when he's flicking cigarette butts every fucking where.

Glfront and back garden are covered in them.
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>>51686790
A combination of a superiority complex and delusions of persecution.
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>>51688591
post tummy
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>>51688483
Height really isn't a indicator for no gf, since it's so common and so variable and there's not one general rule for girls. you've been on tinder 2 much la
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>>51688591
>could
>if

ok lad

i don't think ive ever seen a top quality tripfag in 4chan in all my life
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>>51688644
only 2% of men are taller than me 2bh and I'm not even that tall.

so not common
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/female-canadian-soldier-unimpressed-by-isis-strength-in-battle-a6761416.html

when are we going to end turkroaches lads?
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Here is a white British woman submitting to a black British cock

http://www.txxx.com/videos/387691/submissive-wife-will-fuck-as-ordered-p10/?promo=10306
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>>51688729
kill yourself
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>Chairman of Trussell Trust receives £200k salary exploiting perceptions of Tory welfare policy as a marketing opportunity for his "charity"

literally worse than kids company baka
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>not aggressively filtering all trips
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>get a text saying ive been tagged on normiebook along with a load of people i havent seen in ages
>panic and assume its some big group picture from ages ago since i used to go out with these people all the time
>will probably look absolutely hanging
>frantically log into normiebook
>its just some shitty funny video hes tagged us all in

crisis averted lads
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Just drank a cup of camomile tea with 8 teabags
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>lisicki who?
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>190cm
is that the length of your penis? that's tiny. no wonder you have no gf
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>>51688833
why
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>>51688799
>only filtering trips
thanks
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>>51688848
To potentiate my gaba drugs
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>>51688871
i filter more, but filtering trips should be mandatory 2bh
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>>51688847
>Yank """""""banter"""""""
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>>51688915
you should filter flags.

don't want your (You)s desu
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awoo~
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>>51688789
this sentence doesn't make much sense, rephrase it please
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fucking hell

just woke up
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>>51688993
its the weekend and its only 2

not that bad 2bh
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weight has changed from 13 stone 7, where i couldnt get to the tightest notch on me belt, to 13 13 where I can tighten my belt fully up in a WEEK


bizarro
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Haha off out on a walk lads!

Bit windy ou woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW8BDgLpZkI
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>>51689032
hope you get blown into some milf's garden while she's masturbating in front of her patio doors
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>>51689032

absolute madman
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Best films of the year lads?

>Inside Out
>Mad Max: Fury Road

Those two would be my pick desu
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>>51688977
just reread it. makes perfect sense, numbskull
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>>51689100
>inside out

why does everyone go on about this film like it's amazing?

it's pure shite
Pixar really have gone to the dogs
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>>51689100
inside was good but felt like the ending was rushed. something else should have happened before she got off the bus.
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>>51689074
If they done this to me i'd say "don't lie to yourself" hahaha

hate this thing girls do of "say somethings beautiful and it is" like that little alien adalia rose or some downer

just took that fucken word and trampled all meaning out of it
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>>51689119
yeah you're right it does, I apologise

hate all that >muh foodbanks shit
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>Look at my willy
>It's utterly unimpressive and borderline sad
>Look at my willy in the mirror
>Big joocy schlong that I can't help but admire the size of
Bit weird that.
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>>51688964
alri
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>>51689226
perspective

front on = bigger
top down = smaller
thank god girls see the good one
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>>51689178
>little alien adalia rose
but the hardships and adversity she has had to go through and is still going through in her life, yet still smiles. really is beautiful
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>>51689137

fuck off lad, it was great. obviously not the best pixar movie, but it's top 5, easily.
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>>51689226
That's because you're seeing it in the mirror from the perspective of the one who will be sucking it
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>>51689226

Same reason girls take pictures with the camera almost directly above them, looking down on something makes it look diminutive and petite
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>scroll up
>no yanks

fantastic thread lads wahello
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>>51689251
>>51689308
Reassuring lads, cheers. Wasn't too worried though tbqh, just confused.

>>51689315
I thought that was to change the shape of their face and hide their fat chins and shit?
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Anyone watch this show? I'm addicted 2bh
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Haven't had lunch

might need to remedy this
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what does a willy taste like
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>Go shopping
>Shops have started putting out the Christmas food
>"Christmas" spring rolls
>"Christmas" samosa
>"Christmas" prawn cocktail

Why is Britain such a joke, I bet no other country does this.

Does Britain even have any culture left?
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>>51689306
mate it was wank
>shit characters
>only 1 character actually gets screentime (coincidentally also the most annoying character)
>boring environments
>boring 'human' plot, characters no one actually cares about
>vague moral story about bad being good or some shit
>forced 'feels' moment with a character met 5 minutes before

it was awful
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>>51689340
>is a man
>not too worried about penis size
extremely doubtful
>>
>>51689376
The KassemG version is better tbqh.
>>
>bantering someone
>no reply
did I go too far? have they just gone to take a shit or something?
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>>51689409
what precisely is wrong with that?
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>>51689426
6 inch flaccid and ever so slightly off 8x6 hard. From the shit I've seen and heard of the average nob round these parts, I'm not worried.
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>he isn't aspiring middle class
>he isn't partial to a little cheese and pickle sandwich for his din-dins
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>>51689426
stop projecting your insecurities desu
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>>51689503
penis envy is different
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>>51689439
what does Kassem even do any more? he used to be quite funny

last time I saw him he was in Transformers doing some MLP shite
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>>51689340

That's a reason, but look at how different angles are used in films or photography. A high angle looking down on the object makes it looks small and vulnerable, while a low angle while make it look powerful and intimidating
>>
fucking tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpPXHvkKZ4o
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpONcH3RlJU
>bogies in nandos
haha lads
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>>51689498
>cheese
Yes
>pickle
Bender
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>>51689533
first term of film school lad?
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>>51689531
Last two things he's done were a semi-spoof Bigfoot hunt and a semi-spoof ghosthunter episode. He gets the loonies that think they can commune with ghosts and tricks them into thinking that he believes in them whole-heartedly while they go to haunted places and then they watch the loonies be loony and play along. The ghost one was pretty GOAT tbqh.
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>>51689376

What's the point? You already know how it's going to end up, I guess it makes a good formula for having endless seasons seeing as there's never going to be the big payoff
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>>51689462
Since when were paki and chink food part of a traditional British Christmas?
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>>51689533
insert sociological analysis of the blowjob
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>>51689595

kek, no, I did this is Intermediate school English lessons
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>>51689584
>he doesn't watch Harry and Paul

please kill yourself, I'm asking politely
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>>51689624
Curry is pretty much an English dish at this point tbqhwyl
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>>51689565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZBdqa0idRc

this one is clearly the best one
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>>51689624
if anything they're appropriating their cuisine (and thus culture)

they should be mad not u 2bh
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>>51689624
prawn cocktail is british lasd
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>tfw stealth working class
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>>51689648
TV is shite
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>>51689667
confusing use of third person plural
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>tfw nobody calls me cheeky cunt
when was the last time you were called a cheeky cunt?
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>>51689713
ik sorry lad
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i am a watcher of anime and my mates are getting here in about an hour and a half to come pick me up

where's your god now?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-q9ReQjIA4

tune
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>>51689667
>they're appropriating their cuisine (and thus culture)
this isnt a thing outside universities/leftie blogs you daft twat
else blacks and pakis would be in robes all the time wouldnt they
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tfw enjoying a traditional british breakfast
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*Goes outside*
*Get's into automatic, fuel-injected, traction and stability controlled transportation appliance*
*Check my man makeup in the vanity mirror*
*Turn on 1 litre, eco, ethnically built, Chinese engine*
*Soft classical music starts playing*
*Goes for a little drive*
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pick your slag
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>>51689821
3
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>>51689821
would like all of them 2bh
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>>51689821
right desu
>>
forgot I was wearing nowt but my dressing gown and answered the door
>>
could really do with some mice pies desu
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>>51689796
I imagine this is similar to a roll and potato scone so probably excellent
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Pick your slag
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>>51689821
3 Tbh

something about glasses that drives me wild
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>>51689821
1
>>
>Fresh tiger bread
>mature cheddar
>thick cut ham
>branston pickle

ebin, simply ebin.
>>
>>51689821
1

>>51689773
Based Wolfgang
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>>51688410
still a non-town
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>>51689866
uji unless one of the others has a penis in which case them
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>>51689821
left (i.e. me)
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>>51689879
wow she is lovely
>>
>>51689821
Not attracted to any of them tbqh.
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>>51689866
3 1 4 2
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>>51688335
my town of under 40,000 has 3 :^)
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How do you tell what class you are lads?

If I'm not an unemployed chav am I middle class?
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>>51689815
triggered 2bh

my routine

*runs out the door and into my 20 year old rwd ford*

*Fucks around with the choke for 10 minutes to get the thing started*

*Rev up that 2L*

*turn on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikGtCA3OJJc*

*bang off the rev limiter the whole way down the street*

>>51689821
1
>>
>>51689884

What's wrong with that sandwich la, that's pretty much my go-to lunch on weekends
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>>51689899
the next town is a babby town or more like a crippled old man town
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Morning lads
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>>51689945
what does your dad do?
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>>51689891
tfw hes not on spotify
;-;
>>
My town is larger than some cities except the definition for a city says it must have a Cathedral.

Wtf lads.
>>
got a GIRLS number tonight lads (stukl a bit drunk) said sometihng along the lines of "look if you still want to text me in the morj ing here and then i sent her the text "hey whats doing"" look its not the typical ahoy hoy but itll have to do she way very hot and i woudl smash but i dont knwo how to pronounce her name family
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Pick your slag
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>>51689965
alri
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>>51689970
My dad is literally a machine operator, but my mum is a sales manager on £60k
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>>51689977
>tfw people on /brit/ use spotify
Top kek
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>>51689990
>tonight
what's the future like?
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>>51689965
gf sent me this, the bull took the phoro
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>>51690029
well thanks and ytouy?
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>>51690001
6
>>
>>51690023
working class m8
>>
I fucking miss college.

Working sucks sometimes
>>
>>51690001
5
>>
>>51690001
maki
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>>51689912
Good choice
>>
>>51690001
need an uncensored version lad
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>>51689953
nothing, I just ate one.
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>>51690024
/g/ pls go
>>
Big fan of Jun desu senpai. looking forward to spending time with her in Japan.
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>>51690084
I might as well earn a ban, since I'm supposed to be studying
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>>51690047
But an unemployed interracial chav family that spends all day drinking stellar is also working class.
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>>51689866
HER
NAME
IS
BETSY
>>
FUCKING HELL LADS JUST HAD A WANK AND MY FUCKING HEAD KILLS, never wanking again
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>>51690023
>mum used to earn about 70k in her previous job
>dad used to earn a lot but then retired
>we never seemed to be rolling in it though I never wanted for anything and we have had nice albeit small houses

Dunno, would have thought we'd seem richer with mum earning 70k but didn't really seem it.
>>
>>51690135
god works in mysterious ways
>>
How the fuck do you meet new people if you work full time?

This is fucking shit, sick of doing the same crap every weekend
>>
>>51690048
>sucks

Fuck off yank
>>
>>51690135
>He thought that 'wanking makes you blind' was a meme
Enjoy the rest of your life in darkness, lad.
>>
>>51689866
trick question its one """"""""""""""""person""""""""""""""" with 4 wigs
>>
>>51690168
I wish I knew mate, I'm in the same boat, even worse I live in a small town with my dad so everyone knows each other - no one new to meet.

I go clubs but I never meet anyone and if I do I don't talk to them or meet up with them later cause it was just pill talk
>>
>>51690124
if they dont work then theyre lumpenproletariat
nothing wrong with being working in the uk, your judgement has been warped by yanks who ALL consider themselves middle
>>
>suddenly posts slow down while people wank to the NSFW pic
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>>51690168
Take up a hobby.
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>>51690123
really problematic sexualization and exploitation of these hard-working idols. could you please delete this and apologize for being part of the problem and not the solution. do you even understand the rampant patriarchy and the issues these girls face? deactivate yourself.
>>
7 2 3 4 5 6 8 1
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>>51690148
I'm the same. Never really got any toys when I was growing up, and I wasn't sent to private school even though my mum could afford it. Wasn't spoilt like the kids of much poorer families

All I get is £1200 a year for Christmas and me Ma's currently looking for a way to avoid inheritance tax and give me everything for when she offs it.
>>
>>51690195
tb h it's happened before for no reason now and again, been a while since its happened though lol god it hurts, need to stop wanking anyway might nowank for a week
>>
>>51690235
This literally didn't happen
>>
lads, where's a good place to buy toys online? trying to get my little sister's christmas present, but i don't want to go to the toy shop
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>>51689821
2, because nobody chose her. She should bring 3's outfit thought.
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>>51690250
http://exhentai.org/g/737741/4224f5f98d/
>>
>>51690241
Was considering taking up archery, there's a place near me where you can do 6 lessons for £30
>>
my dad makes £150k+ 2bh
>>
>>51690168

Go do something where you wont meet people you know on one of your days off
>>
>>51690252
these today's lottery number lad?
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>>51690168
can you volunteer at your local municipalities? that's a great way to meet new people... (people that will be in positions of power within your community)
>>
>>51690255
>All I get is £1200 a year for Christmas

That's loads m8
>>
No idea what my dad makes, must be about 65-80k
>>
>>51690135

Did you have a bit of a headache beforehand? Otherwise see a doc, it might be something brought on by increased activity
>>
>>51690235
delusional anime wanker

what sane person wanks to something someone has LITERALLY DRAWN
>>
>>51690168
Join a sports club or something desu
>>51690216
>I go clubs but I never meet anyone and if I do I don't talk to them or meet up with them later cause it was just pill talk

Wot?
>>
>>51690317
Compared to what other people get spread out over a full year from their parents, it really isn't.

Parents that put their kids in private education are giving their kids more money worth than that.
>>
>>51690297
Archery is filled with dorks and ugly girl dorks tbqh.
>>
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>>51690308
why would you gas a human being lad? that's sick. you only gas subhuman shit like Azusa.
>>
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>>51690358
you keep saying "literally"

what kind of meme is this?
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pick your slag
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>>51690250
>idols
>not literally LITERALLY made for sexualisation
>>
>>51690374
>dorks

Fuck off yank
>>
>Anime
>>
>never posted in /brit/ before
Honest question: are any of you embarrassed that your general is always represented by anime? I never come here, but I always see some anime pic for /brit/ in the catalog. Does this bother any of you, or are you all just weeb faggots?
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>>51690250
WHY IS SHE SO BEST GIRL?
I would lick her ponytail.
>>
>>51690392
I was about to say "middle" before I realized who they were
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>>51690375
Jun first
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>>51690402
Fuck off dweeb.
>>
>>51690392

middle one. ugly girls always make the most effort.
>>
>>51690408
fuck off yank
>>
>>51690392
3 obv
>>
>>51690408
there are a few people that always try to make threads, its not like anyone cares what the OP is
>>
>>51690408
Every general is represented by anime, especially mammi and luso.
>>
i could post a picture that would really offend anime posters but i'm saving it for a desperate time
>>
>>51690365
>implying they're equivalents

lel
>>
>>51690406
want hyeyeons sweaty arse on my face
>>
>>51690468
Please go ahead my friend
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Errr lads
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>>51690408
>embarrassed

Fuck my internet personality on an anonymous chinese image board is under risk of humiliation.

Top kek, made me reply.
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>>51690393
rude
>>51690425
very rude
>>51690414
she is joint best with saku but yes.
>>
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>>51690509
so shocking and edgy!!! i'm scarred4lyfe!!!
>>
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>>51690546
brat is pretty based too.
You've got some good taste.
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>>51690468
yeh fuck anime right! fight the power my friend!
>>
>>51690362
i'm getting too old for clubs anyway
>>
>>51690630
>>51690630
>>51690630
>>
>>51690441
>>51690466
>>51690525
>Every general is represented by anime
Exaggerating 2bh

Ok, thanks. I was just curious. I'll leave now.
>>
>>51690392

Left is objectively hottest
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