anschluss ausgabe
first for /brit/
Natalie
first for Rina
Janny is gonna do his nut in haha
where did qt vocaroo anon go
(the implication is that new zealand annexes austr(al)ia)
remove anime posters
who /nocturnal/ here
implying the US won't annex NZ and turn it into one huge military base to keep the aus shitposters at bay
>>51679034
Who?
Blue Inc have a sale on today lads, everything is under £20, I don't shop there but I might have a bit of a nosey
need medicine to cure my homosexual thoughts
>>51678974
>>51678983
>>51678997
>>51679013
>>51679034
>>51679056
>>51679079
Seppos actually fuck off
>>51679085
sorry, Reichsgau Australien
>>51679156
y u bully
are these gay or not? thinking of buying one
they always glow and last at least 20 years
>>51679156
nz your puppet state is acting up again
>>51679201
how can you be a ninja if your ring glows?
>tfw she texted me
lads it's going well so far
>>51679247
what a great reply, truly incredible
are you 15 years old or are americans childish morons their whole lives?
>>51679201
what are they?
>>51679251
You just wait till things go down hill fa͏m
>>51679279
the conversation is already dying :(
why do I suck at these things
>>51679272
tritium rings, it's some sort of radioactive isotope or something
not radioactive enough to be dangerous though
>>51679302
Shit purchase t͏bh
>>51679268
it's an honest question m8
reckon i ought to go to sleep now that i've destroyed australia
>>51679302
>not radioactive enough to be dangerous though
probably isn't that great though to wear all the time.
>>51679320
you think so? i thought the 'always glowing' thing was cool. would be good at raves
>>51679322
so was mine
>>51679302
yeah wearing a radioactive isotope doesn't sound like the greatest idea, especially seeing as it must have a pretty long half-life if it glows for 20 years
>>51679341
>at raves
>>51679201
>>51679302
Looks like hipster shit imho
I think rings in general aren't that great
>>51679351
ah fuck off
i don't even know why i post when you're all a pack of unemployed shut in faggots with suicidal depression
>>51679369
because you love us
>>51679034
goode bantre
>>51679341
>goes to raves
>calls other people childish
>>51679379
*runs this post through Google translate*
ahh thank you
>>51679385
>makes fedora jokes when they're not even appropriate
>>51679369
>australia can't handle the banter
alright mate, have a gr8 time at your raves
shit trherad
>>51679425
your idea of banter is just saying retarded irrelevant shit until someone tells you to fuck off
don't even bother
ye bois
haha
>Melbourne """"""" victory""""""""
>loses
australia should build a bunch of banter unis to educate the human race on how to properly banter
giz a you or ill get proper nasty
>>51679470
>soccer
lol
>pillowcase keeps sliding off
>cba to put it back on late at night
>pillow is starting to smell
What do lads
>>51679479
what if i dont hah
>>51679481
>>soccer
Seppo out
>>51679512
too late you blimming insect your putty in my hands
>>51679516
it's literally called soccer u nerd
>>51679410
even better banters
>>51679520
>*blooming
>*you're
: )
>>51679881
now then
>>51679509
get a pillowcase that isn't shit; should have a little pocket that the end of the pillow slots into and another flap of fabric over that 2bh
>>51679509
put it in the freezer
Improved the Irish flag lads.
What do you think?
>>51680008
dont think its very sensible since the republic of ireland is not part of the united kingdom
>>51680020
Neither am I
>>51680031
hence why your getting a new abo flag
>>51680008
not very aesthetic
>>51680020
It isn't
All in favour of an expeditionary military force being sent to re-take Ireland?
nigger
noticed that I had a 4chan pass lads, might as well do a post since there's no captcha for me to fill in haha
>>51680129
haha, great post. nigger
>>51680129
get a load of this billionaire
>>51680129
haha ok billionaire
>tfw don't have enough (£10k) to buy into a low cosr index fund
>tfw savings are stuck in an ISA barely keeping up with inflation
H
M
S M H
M
H
dude weed lmao
You will never
EVER
Get to see what she looks like topless
>>51680238
thats ok there are literally thousands, maybe even milions of pairs of tits in the internet
>>51680238
wouldn't be that good, tits that big never are with a bra off.
gonna do more exercise and then eat a salad
>>51680252
>yanks
>salad and exercise
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>51680267
i'm probably the biggest loser on 4chan
>>51680247
Sure, but you'll never know just how good or bad these ones are
>>51680249
Fox_grapes.jpg
>>51680277
No, you're just the biggest on 4chan
>>51680277
probs nerd
probs like being bullied desu
>>51680280
>Sure, but you'll never know just how good or bad these ones are
yeh but thats ok im cool with that
might order some breadsticks right now
don't tell the americans haha
>>51680289
kek
>>51680277
that's me actually
>>51680280
i'd say like 9/10 sets of giant tits when out of the bra are awful.
it's why girls with massive tits that look unreal are basically worshipped.
arghh headphones are across the room
Just finished the sticker job on my new motor. Thoughts?
>>51680382
needs a ukip sticker
>>51680382
gonna get so much poontang
Going to try the festive feast today lads, supposed to be pretty nice from what I've heard
>>51680382
nice
check out my truck bro
>>51680360
As long as they're not big plastic looking shelf-things that don't move then there's not much to go wrong
>>51680411
gravity tears through them though
C cup is literally the GOAT cup size
>european """"""""""""""""""""""""""women""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>51680449
she could euro my peanis if you know what I mean
>>51680449
wahey love get your bangers out
australia is a poor and powerless country to be honest.....
im warm
ama
chink beer actually isn't that bad
>>51680481
australia is a superpower on the inside, and that's what counts :-)
>>51680517
Chang
>>51680520
haha
like your _____!
>>51680481
At least we didn't recently ruin our census data like you did
Our NSOs used to bros then you just fucked everything up for ideological reasons
>>51680520
Desu desu
Why do Canadians still post here?
>>51680538
lmao no idea what you're going on about to be honest with you family
>>51680543
because of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CCq2qvslCM
What you drinking atm m8s?
>>51680592
self-contempt
R8 my gf
TRUMP FINNA BUILD DAT WALL NIGGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIXGpScZ0Cg
>>51680626
me in the bushes on the left
>>51680652
HOL' UP
Think she's the one
>>51680401
It's my cheat on wednesday and I'm mulling over what to eat.
So far there's 4 things in the running. Now 5 thanks to you.
DO NOT SAVE THIS PICTURE
Gf sent it to me
Love her to bits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDdi6bn06bo
<3
>>51680652
America is doomed, look at those smug kids behind trump, America is truly fucked.
>>51680729
But he's le politically incorrect and look at all these memes I made of him
Gf and her friends (they're single btw)
>>51680729
>>51680747
It's down to Trump or Hillary. Whatever you may think of him, he's miles ahead of her.
bit windy la
>>51680721
They do a chicken one as well lad
>>51680762
I want Rubio desu
>>51680729
>>51680747
lmao nobody will vote for trump
it's going to be bernie
>>51680779
why are all left wing candidates all about turning the US into a welfare state
It doesn't have to be like this
>>51680779
hahahaha. That pinko faggot doesn't have a chance in hell
>>51680517
My man on the tsingtao
>>51680772
You know the real thing won't look half as good as that
>>51680777
Why? So he can turn the United States into Los Estadios Unidos?
*awkwardly stares at her exposed feet*
T-those are nice
>>51680818
asahi
>>51680779
Kek, Bernie isn't even leading in the early states anymore. Hillary has the nomination in the bag.
lads i think i just cummed and did a wee at the same time what the fuck
It's fucking strawberry season lads I got 2 punnets for 5 kiwibucks.
>>51680823
I know m8, I was looking what ingredients they put on it on the website so I saved it to post here
>>51680805
because due to widespread poverty, you give people a reason to vote for your party in future as one party will likely strip you of your bennies.
>>51680814
>>51680840
you're probably right
>>51680847
fug yes :DDDDDD
>>51680847
That's not even that good of a deal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZzrERzrQzY
>>51680871
Fuck off cunt, strawberry season is the only time of the year I shit well.
>>51680874
Croatians are such a disgusting people.
Wouldn't it be funny if New Zealand grew kiwis
>>51680916
We only have Chinese gooseberries
>>51680916
get this lad
We actually do
It's been five and a half years since I last dated a girl.
>>51680930
ur'e a gooseberry hahaha
>>51680949
I have never dated a girl
>>51680949
hahaha in 1 week it will have been exactly 5 years since i last had a girl in my bed
>>51680936
You're joking
http://www.stuff.co.nz/environment/74730755/kiwi-destroys-robins-nest-killing-chicks
>Australians shit talk kiwis
>Australians think kiwis aren't hardcore
>>51680949
>was going to say the last time I touched a vagoo was when I was born
>I'm a c-section
can't fabricate this
![SyWGaAj[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zz0LNvG.jpg "SyWGaAj[1].jpg")
wew
>>51680949
For awhile it seemed like I was gonna be a normie, but then something went horribly wrong. I haven't had a friend since highschooll let alone a gf
>>51681006
>those bitchboi legs
>>51680949
ree
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11556428
Public shooting like 5 minutes from where I live. I hope it was muslims.
*makes fart noises*
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feels like i have no legs haha
>>51681046
good post
>>51681041
it'll be some 13 year old Maori who stole his dads hunting rifle
New Zealand is a poor and powerless country
>>51680968
>>51680973
>>51680989
>>51681010
>>51681039
I still have sex semi-frequently but I can't get over that one girl I dated back in 2010.
Fuck.
>>51681066
*rapes you
Don't tell anyone or I'll KILL you
>>51679279
>>51679351
bad posts
>>51681075
>I have sex semi-frequently
how
do you just ask for sex
>>51681085
bad poster
>>51681075
yeah that girl 5 years ago fucking rekt me 2bh
like i'll admit i fucked up too but the entire thing just sapped every ounce of confidence out of me. i'm only just coming good now, though i'm not a whiney bitch boi about it irl
>>51681094
I fuck fat and ugly girls who crush on me that I meet in class, in my apartment building or invarious nerd related clubs like anime, tabletop roleplaying and/or card games, because I myself am fat but with decent facial structure.
>>51681164
yeah anyone can have sex if they lower their standards enough desu
>>51681164
I'm a 19 year old virgin and I still know that's scraping the bottom of the barrel
Is it hard to pull off?
lads look at how good this is
>>51681187
Not really. To be honest they aren't hideously fat and hideously ugly, just a little chubby, a little uggo and have massive self esteem problems. Find a girl like that at some community event, talk to her, flatter her, be nice with her, give her attention, show that you care for her and she'll spread her legs quick as anything if she's not still a virgin and you're above a 3/10.
>>51681252
I kind of imagined fat tumblr uni students
I'm absolutely fine with high test though
>>51681292
>I kind of imagined fat tumblr uni students
Girls like that are surprisingly very entitled, they won't have sex with me because I'm chubby.
>22
>finished uni this year
>still not fugged
Might neck meself haha
>>51681333
how chubby
>>51681333
i thought that was strictly a US thing
fat girls think they are entitled to handsome wealthy men, among other things(like everything)
feeling a bit sick lads haha
>>51681364
90-93 kgs, 182 cms.
>>51681367
You just need to find the fat ones who think poorly of themselves rather than the fat ones who think they're STRONGK, INDEPENDENT, INTELLIGENT womyn.
feeling a big dick lads haha
can't seem to stop watching the christmas food channel lads. nigella's making slutty bon bons at the moment tbH
strong winds and rain lads
not getting out of bed for another hour
>>51681356
why not la
>>51681367
>>51681401
>find the fat ones who think poorly of themselves
most of them do, it's just the loud vocal minority with that HAES shit
>>51681414
got a festive stiffy now lads haha
>>51681414
would u fug nigella
>>51681467
yes
>>51681467
high test Nigella? In a heartbeat
>>51681478
>>51681486
good lads
>>51681428
desu I haven't put any effort into it
>>51681467
want to suckle on her milky teats while she galls me a good little boy and tugs my willy tbH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A78yTvIY1k
>no icelandic gf
>>51681509
just give it a go lad
imo it's not overly pathetic to be a virgin until you're close to 25
>tfw 27yo virgin
i'm not even ugly or gay. i've just never pursued sex
my willy grows significantly when it gets hard
>>51681595
>27yo virgin
m8...
>>51679079
>us wants to put nuke ships in new zealand
>we say no
>mfw they dont do shit
ungfd
>>51681630
beautiful
whats the plan today lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyS3CoYlOGw
goodnight lads
>>51681682
going to read a pamphlet about mortgage bonds
>>51681682
Going to watch bridge of spies then off to the pub la
>>51681682
Just brought our new baby home from hospital. will shitpost/sleep when he's sleeping most likely. Maybe pop down to the shops for some cheap polish lager later.
Glad I was born in the UK desu lads, imagine out of all the places in the world that you were born in africa or some slavic shithole
>>51681698
bridge of spies is enjoyable 2bh
>you will never find the exact porn scene you're looking for
EIGHTY-PERCENT OF THE INTERNET IS PORN AND I CAN'T FIND ONE SCENE FROM MY IMAGINATION
>>51681701
congratulations lad
>>51681615
>koreaboo waifufag attempting to patronize me
>>51681704
my dad wanted me to be the stereotypical kiwi kid so for 10 years of my life I was systematically tortured by Samoans in my rugby team
I love NZ but I don't fit in
>>51681722
Being 27yo virgin is pretty much as pathetic as it gets fa͏m, just hire a prostitute or something so you bring your parents less shame.
15 days till I come back to the UK after 3 years. How shit has it gotten?
>>51681716
cheers
>>51681744
Wonder how easy it is to get laid in Korea desu
>>51681713
>you deleted that one video with some other videos because you though you'd never want to watch it again and it wasn't that special
>now can't find it anywhere no matter what search engines and what tags you use
>>51681744
literally nobody cares if i'm a virgin or not(except for you of course)
>>51681713
>tfw you come across a scene you used to watch all the time in high school and you have a nostalgic wank
just got up and whilst i dont have that bad of headache i am shivering like a mad thing is that normal
>>51681773
>literally nobody cares that I've failed to function as a member of society nor do I accept that my failure of a life reflects badly on my parents who raised me
tell me about Cumbernauld matesz
>>51681742
I didn't start to appreciate rugby until I was well into my teenage years. Hated it as a kid. I played Basketball, Cricket and Badminton instead. Badminton is still my favourite sport, anyone in Auckland keen for a game? (No asians or islanders please).
>>51681798
not who you're responding to but sex isn't really indicative of being a functioning member of society
>>51681762
I dunno anon, I've actually found that if you spend more than 30 minutes looking for a porno then it's not worth it
>>51681798
i'll save this post and come back to /brit/ and submit fealty to you when someone says this to me
>>51681821
At least you didn't do rowing
That left some emotional scars
>>51681798
Would your parents be embarrassed if you were still a virgin?
>>51681842
You play soggy biscuit? Haha
>>51681861
no, I went to a co-ed public school
>>51681842
>>51681861
>>51681867
ferns out
>>51681842
My grandfather really wanted me to.
gonna make some scrambled eggs lads haha
>>51681878
>Hey look guys i'm British *sucks public school dick*
>>51681878
NZ is just South Pacific Britain
>>51681883
what are you putting in them
>>51681879
it's shit
20+ hours of training a week when I was 14
>>51678974
ANSCHLUSS?
>>51681903
butter, splash of milk, salt and pepper tbH
>>51681903
His tummy haha
>tfw you forget NZ exists until they post in /brit/
>>51681934
grate in some cheddar family
i'm a spotty freak lol
>>51681949
fuck off yank
>>51681949
we can post in /balt/ + /anzac/ but Estonians are too autistic to be honest
>>51681949
Fuck off yank scum
NZ is literally the best country on earth
>>51681989
mentioned wew
>>51681976
>>51681989
sort it
How does hair know when to stop growing?
>>51681989
>NZ is literally the best country on earth
i dunno why people have such strong opinions of them 2bh they are functionally an independent australian state
>>51681949
NZbros are actually a big part of my life(literally have an NZ clock on my pc) because i play path of exile which is made by an NZ company(grinding gear games). i enjoy their autism simulator t-b-h
>>51682019
sad act
>>51682015
When u die
>>51682019
keked by our timezone LOL
