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Invited: Israelis, Jews, good goys
1ST FOR ZION
baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me
no more
>>51649966
>ראשון לציון
זבל של עיר טו בי הונסט
>>51649984
I would tell you that I love you tonight
But I know that I've got time on my side
>>51650100
אני מבין שאיפה שאתה גר יותר טוב.
איפה אתה גר?
>>51650381
איפה אתה גר?
תזכור שהמוסד, השב"כ ורשות המסים עוקבים אחרי הפוסטים שלך (ורק שלך) בפורום הציורים הסינגפורי הזה, אז תזהר תחשוב פעמיים לפני שאתה עונה.
>>51650426
גבעתיים
So what's traditional israeli food like? Just bullets?
>>51650730
>Just bullets?
>American saying this
you literally had a shooting today
אני לא יודע מה לעשות. אני רוצה לצאת מהחדר שלי ולעשות משהו בחוץ!
אני משתגע פה
Considering converting to Judaism and moving to Israel. Should I do it Israeli bros?
>>51650843
למה מה יש לעשות בחוץ?
Are we under the "good goys" list?
>>51650887
זה מה שאני שואל. אני לא רוצה להשאר בחדר שלי. אני לא אוהב את זה
>>51650757
>you literally had a shooting today
>Israeli saying this
Every day is shooting day in Israel.
Seriously though, you didn't have to dodge the question completely to focus on a joke. Quit being so serious all the time.
>>51650844
this
i need a homeland desu
england is fucked
Jews pretend as chosen one.
Russians are chosen one as fact. :D
>>51651010
There have been 0 dead Israeli for the past week because of terrorist attacks.
There have been 14 dead Americans for the past week because of terrorist attacks.
#just.comparing
>>51651010
we don't have our own food
it's either stolen from Slavs or arabs
>>51651010
We don't eat. You must be hungry when making war so you can eat the flesh of your enemies.
>>51650907
yes
>>51651091
proofs?
>>51651069
based brits are welcome to their second honorary homeland Israel
>>51651010
amerihomofatniggers stay out
>>51651091
Mы гyccкиe, c нaми бoг.
שלום
Shalom
How do I pronounce "oy vey"?
t. goyim
>>51651208
>proofs?
Russian history.
Only Lord himself keep us alive. Obvious.
>>51651143
>>51651010
>>51650730
Israeli food is Schnitzel in pita.
>arabs don't know what schnitzel is
>germans don't know what pita is
>>51651223
Da.
>>51651133
It's a very big country, Amit. Shit happens. Besides, aren't YOU guys the terrorists?
>>51651143
>>51651169
I always thought matzos and lox was the Israeli burger the way jews eat that stuff here. Also latkes.
>>51651069
>>51650844
Bring scalp of muslim to prove that you are not part of western degeneracy and you are welcome anglo saxon friends.
>>51651318
>pita isn't ours
>schnitzel isn't ours
and it's not rocket science making a sandwich
>>51651264
Denmark, are you mad at Israel's PM's son keking your country with this Danish-born girl?
>>51651337
(אתה)
>>51651412
No, I don't even know who she is.
Answer my question, Rosenstein.
>>51651343
i'll have a go, might have some trouble getting through customs desu senpai
>>51649966
מערב > מזרח
>>51651512
What customs? Aren't you coming as a refugee on a boat?
>>51651391
Yet, Israel is the only country where people actually mix these two foods of different parts of the world.
>inb4 pizza isn't italian because tomatoes are from mexico and cheese is greek
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>>51651671
nice propaganda
>>51651671
The real one is prettier.
>>51651343
As you command master.
>>51651671
>there's no completely white 5th pic yet
disgusting
>>51651636
i was going to try it legally but good idea. i'll bring icebox for the scalp
>>51651801
Just beware of the Israeli Navy.
>>51651722
>tfw no empire
;_;
>>51651722
I hate people that say Israel should go back to the '48 or '67 borders. The mudslimes had their chance, threw it away, lost, and now want that shit back. They would have expanded if they won, but they didn't and now libkeks want you guys to give it back? It's infuriating when people don't get how stupid that is.
>>51651493
Anyway, she is famous in Israel for dating Netanyahu's son.
Shalom. Why haven't you killed all the muslims yet?
>>51652012
I want her to dominate my jew body with those thick aryan thighs hnnnng
do you people have national pride or what.
>>51652090
She is at least half Jewish.
Her surname is Levi.
>>51652096
what kind of question is that
>>51650426
לול
הומו
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>>51652178
Oh, right.
>>51652096
EL EL ISRAEL
>>51651318
Is shnitzel something like cordon bleu
>>51651722
Shitty existence for palestinians no matter which route brings you to today.
jews are no into bunda
why live?
>>51652218
yes but without the cheese
>>51652218
it's fried chicken
>inb4 jews are niggers joke
>>51652218
Nope.
Which videogame let me pla y as a jew king?
>>51652355
roller coaster tycoon.
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>>51652270
So its fried chicken in flour and bread crumbs ?
>>51652355
CK2
>>51652121
Half Jewish, Full whore
>>51652401
Yes
>>51652409
50% Jude
50% Aryan
100% muh dick
who's /survivor israel/ here?
>>51652355
Crusader King II - Sons of Abraham
Why are jewesses always so busty?
>>51652253
well in Israel...
Boobs > bunda
Hey guys, i'm here for the party!!!!
>>51652559
Something something milk hormones something something.
>>51652637
Jesus stop it. Boobs are my weakness. I couldn't a day in Israel although my dick would.
>>51652703
Couldn't what in Israel?
איזה קטע שהשם משפחה שלה זה חזן
I've got a great idea for you guys: Velcro yarmulkas.
This way you can stay super jewy even during bomb blasts! It will make millions.
im half mountain jew
is that jewish enough
>>51653130
>is that jewish enough
Enough for ... ?
>ההרגשה הזאת שביפ מת
>>51652960
The vast majority of Israelis are secular, thus no yarmulkas.
>>51653130
Mountain Jew from Bukhara?
>>51653299
I don't think Bukharim count as mountain Jews, only Kavkazim.
>>51653285
הוא הוחלף בקומדי סנטרל כך שמעתי
>>51652121
0% bunda
>>51653249
to be jewish
>>51653299
>>51653407
im swiss you kike retards
israeli pls tell me where is my waifu ;_;
>>51652121
Miss Auschwitz
>>51653411
לא אתה דבר
הכל זבל שמה
>most Ashkenazi jews live outside of Israel
>most Mizrahi jews live in Israel
How does this make you feel?
>>51652235
Good. Homocidal terrorists should have a short and shitty life.
>>51652637
Jew boobs are the best tbqh
>>51653482
In the Air Force.
>>51653611
>Pic related is Liron Revivo. An Israeli girl of fully Mizrahi descent.
What do you think we feel, anon?
>>51653611
>Godlike ashkenazim reestablish the state and win war of independence against all ods
>Arabs massacre mizeahi jews and make them flood Israel
That's just another fucked up thing on the list of fucked up things that the arabs did to us.
>>51653890
>>51653890
>stav shafir
>itzik shmuli
>buji herzog
>mizrahi jewish descent people
Should we send them back to their Arab ancestors' countries?
>>51654133
yes
yes
yes
>>51654133
Absolutely nothing of value will be lost you left kek
>>51653780
but I wish she was my gf ;_;
I want jewish gf with black hair pls
>>51654536
>Jewess
>Dark hair
>Light eyes
>Healthy tan
>Big boobs
O-oy
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>>51654395
Even Jews hate Jews, topkek!
>>51654767
But we hate you more ahmed. The country you parasite on we kind of like though.
>>51654767
>Ahmeds literally kill each other
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>>51655255
Just trolling <3
N E T A
E
T
A
best grill 2bh
Who is Israel's greatest ally and greatest enemy respectively?
>>51655754
>greatest ally
YHWH
>greatest enemy
Itself
>>51655754
>Israel's greatest ally
United States of America.
>and greatest enemy
Muslims and Arabs.
>>51656625
אם אתה באמת חושב שלאמריקאים אכפת מישראל ולא ימכרו אותה בשביל איראן/טורקיה אתה אוטיסט
>>51656678
>ולא ימכרו אותה בשביל איראן/טורקיה
Already happened 2bh. But that's politicians, most simple Americans would never chose Iran/Turkey over Israel. Unless they're tinfoil or diaspora.
>>51656925
למה אתה כותב באנגלית
I have waited an eternity for the qt poster to return. Good goy reporting.
Reporting In
>>51656678
>>51656925
ואני אכתוב את ההמשך בעברית שהגויים לא ידעו:
אין לכם מושג איזה עוצמות יש לשדולה הפרו-ישראלית בממשל האמריקאי.
היחידים שאולי מבינים את הקצה של היכולת של אייפא"ק זה כל הנאו-נאצים הסהרוריים שם שאף אחד לא מקשיב להם, למרות שוואלה פה הם צדקו.
>>51657056
You're truly a good goy.
>here is your israeli qt reward
>>51652012
shiksa supreme!
many a jewish-american male wants to fuck a tall, good-looking blonde.
>>51652563
wilkommen, dolfie!
now you play nice with abe and ike. OK?
>>51653690
i'm a mix of english-scottish-irish protestant, and mah desires are aroused by sexy jewish girls!
>>51657767
And I will be bad goy
>free anon delivery
>>51658205
Who do you guys hope becomes POTUS?
>>51658438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WxNE1X4xSA
>>51658438
Bush was great. Don't think that you have anyone of his calibre running. Just unelectable weirdos and a corrupt cynical bitch.
http://www.ynet co il/articles/0,7340,L-4735001,00.html
שוודיה כן
>>51661442
>they dindu nuffin theys was a good boi
>need mo money fo dem programs
>>51649941
/plst/ pls
>>51661748
>look mum I posted it again
>>51658559
/pol/ doesn't like Netanyahu but they do like Trump and Trump likes Netanyahu? This doesn't make sense.
>>51651169
Hey, I'm the one who made this picture! I famous on fourchans!!!!1
>>51664399
and got dubs for it
brettygud/10
>>51665633
another dubs
>>51649941
>What Is Love?
baby dont hurt me
also who are those semen demons?
>>51662520
>implying /pol/ makes sense in general
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>>51649941
>t.damned to hell for genocide
Vid Related
UDTHRUB UDTHRUB TEL ABIB
FAJR FAJR TEL ABIB
https://youtu.be/OTDhtL2Xico
>>51666976
Thank you for the racemixing propaganda, merchant.
>>51657173
Bethlehem is the birth place of the Jevus, therefor Israel is a nation to support. You'll likely hear a lot of antisemitic shit on 4chan but no one is talking about you ornery bums in Israel. It's the yids in the upper echelons of Western societies they're talking about.
>1C
thanks you god
>>51649941
Fucking hell that girl is seriously going have rekt skin by the time she's 30
>>51667602
איפה אתה
>>51667557
Absolute bullshit you fucking newfag, maybe if you had been browsing here for more than a year you would know the shit is directed at jews in general. And news flash you fucking moron israel exists because of yids in the upper echelons of western societies.
>>51667666
why so hostile tho
>>51667694
Because Im drunk and bored.
>>51667629
מצפה רמון
>ההרגשה כאשר זרקתי את המעיל והכפפות ורוב בגדי החורף שלי שנה שעברה
>אני צריך להוציא את הכלב לסיבוב בבוקר
>>51667808
חור ליד חור יותר גדול
אתה משרת שם או משהו?
>>51667877
לא אני מתגייס עוד 20 יום
>>51649941
Are people with 1/16, 1/32 or 1/64 jewish ancestor considered jews in Israel?
>>51667996
בהצלחה גבר שירות פורה
>tfw no nice jewish girls left for the average englishman because they all go for BBC
OY VEY
AND
OY GEVALT
>>51667666
relax, stormfag. I've even seen /pol/ talking about the racial divisions of jews. The Euro ones are all in the West. Israel is basically arabs and sephardim.
I wish I could be a jew and alive at the same time
