anime pussy edition
Jun is the best actually
Cara sucks.
cara
>four (4) weeks until Third Impact
LITERALLY CANNOT WAIT FOR ALL THE NORMIES TO DIE IN THE BILLIONS LADS
poo
*forces your head*
Kyary
There is no ISIS FFS same way there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. ISIS is a name they used to get u lot to scream omg theres terrorists in Syria lets go attack them now. For them to enter Syria they needed a enemy/ Villain, so they created one for u and you bought it same way u bought the Al Qaeda bullshxt. Wheres Al Qaeda now? Taking a vacation coz "isis" is there? listen the real terrorists are ur government, they dont wanna have to go and beg for oil and resources they wanna go there and loot like they always do. This shxt ain even bout no terrorism or wateva bull they tryna feed u. Syria has something they want and they needed a excuse to get in there now they got one. History always repeats itself. Same demons same tactics same agenda.
For those thinkin oh this dont concern me so im not bothered dw wen a bomb tucks u in while ur on toilet in the morning u will change ur tune trust me how is war the answer whe
>>51646056
british OP is madman
fuck off you absolute nonces
maisie
>>51646106
good post
.أصدقائي تبارك الله
>>51646056
shit anime
kirino mosaic represent UK and is vastly superior
Council house slag let me have a go on her tits for a freddo
>>51646104
Good feel desu.
mugi desu
>>51646158
h-how?
Smart anime only please lads!
https://twitter.com/BritishMonarchy/status/672790818059632640
disgusting
>>51646163
RACE
TRAITOR
Azusa dess
>>51646179
>ey love can I have a go on yer tits?
>fuck off ya cunt I'm not no slag innit
>Not even for a this *pulls out freddo*
>Alri then meet me round the back of the paki shop in 5 minutes
>>51646084
>>51646086
>>51646104
>>51646109
>>51646160
>>51646163
>>51646204
>>51646228
Absolute fucking mentally ill sad fucks.
Useless to society. I can't even laugh at you, just genuinely feel sorry for you.
>>51646207
Liz must love a Premier Inn
>>51646204
Good taste.
you are all I need
You're all that I neeeed
>>51646250
All me
Now fuck off yank
>>51646163
blacked post.
>>51646228
very good post.
>>51646204
meme shows only
>>51646247
Too much faketaxi, lad.
>>51646250
>t. yank
>>51646228
why do this to me ;_;
BOOM
CLAP
any brit congregations without weeaboos?
He's got my vote.
>>51646288
My mosque is weeb free
>>51646288
Yeah the ones not on an anime imageboard
>>51646263
me on the right
>>51646265
very good
wew lads doing pimsleur korean
>watching kids cartoons into your 20s
not even ironically degenerate
>>51646296
this desu
>>51646250
Hampshite is the worst county bases off the quality of their posters here
>>51646207
Embarrassing
>>51646288
they'll all leave in an hour or so when non-autistic people start inhabiting the thread
>>51646250
I bet you're fun at parties fag.
>>51646288
reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom
is a good start, they often discuss leftist politics which I'm sure you would also be interested in.
4chan is a Japanese imageboard so you might be in the wrong community.
Manime
>>51646308
t. fizzy drink flag
>>51646288
the ones without hampshite posters
>>51646163
>>51646296
fuck off vote UKIP
>>51646359
too bad he dies right
more slags
less anime
>>51646371
>>51646056
Posting superior sister.
>>51646359
Kpop
>>51646383
Siegfried will live on forever
>>51646250
Go do some mass shooting in order to rediscover your buried virility and leave us alone pls
>>51646399
Her ass is most definitely superior.
>>51646387
>>51646296
punpun not anime
>>51646310
>>51646343
>getting talked down to by """""""""rightist""""""""" anime poster, most excellent
>>51646301
>The pakis are trying to get Queen Bess to give back the Kohinoor
Why are brown people so petty?
might do a shower
>>51646406
>the united kingdom independence party
What a fucking embarrassment top kek
HAMPSHITE SCUM OF THE EARTH! HAMPSHITE SCUM OF THE EARTH!
>>51646397
Offended? Maybe you should get a better waifu?
>>51646471
'no'
>>51646469
don't start with this shit until later, it's the weird anime/ukip crossover period
>girl keeps messaging me on tinder
>smiley faces and other emojis
>she messaged first
>i check out her facebook
>her ex bf was much more handsome than me
>instantly stopped talking to her
too bad. we had good conversation tbH
check one two
You're locked into the /brit/ shitposting thread
How long should I warm up last nights curry in the microwave? its faster than the oven
>>51646471
wow, is that reddit?
>>51646522
muslims
just got email from tutor back home saying my attendance records for this erasmo term have been pretty shit, so they wont be able to give me a great reference the for masters application LMAO
in all fairness tho im only thinking about masters cos i dont know what else to do and tbf at the end of it ill be no more employable than im currently not
>>51646522
fuck off ben
>>51646537
Until it's hot in the middle
Might play some video games
>>51646484
>Rational thinking
>Islam was the first religion in the world because the Quran says so!
goddamn i hate pakis
>>51646554
How will I know when?
Third impact soon lads.
>>51646543
I got a letter from SAAS today saying they're not going to fund my course anymore
>>51646537
you can't re-heat chicken you mongrel
>>51646543
>at the end of it ill be no more employable than im currently not
That's uni for you
>>51646450
I just thought as you are a progressive student type you might prefer the more controlled banter of a reddit board.
>>51646558
Which ones?
*explodes*
>he does not have at least two life-size posters of his waifu on his wall
baka tbqhwyl
>>51646543
thats what you get for being a arrogant student
>>51646582
just do it for 2 minutes and then see how hot it is with a teaspoon and keep doing it until its hot enough
>>51646539
hope you get nuked xx
Reminder that nothing matters and we're all dead in the end
>>51646602
t. paki on holiday at the fizzy drinks factory
>>51646519
Painful, but you did the right thing lad.
>>51646596
I can do what I want la
Don't give a fuck
fucking kek lads i just gave my dog a whole block of cathedral city cheese it doesn't know what to do it wants to eat it but it's just one huge block. keeps picking up and dropping it
glad that the anime posting has settled down a bit now and we can have a proper thread
the autists are getting easily distracted
>>51646343
>reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom
i have just looked into the belly of the beast
there is no turning back now
>>51646543
>going to uni and not going into academia afterwards
JUST
Spartan Alpha Army Squadron
>>51646601
Endless legend or fallout desu
Bit bored with fallout, want the mod tools to come out already
>>51646545
>>51646485
you cant get better
>>51646648
t. fizzy drink flag
Any of you lads up for a good old fashion paki bash?
>skipping uni classes
>>51646642
you're a fucking madman lad
>>51646642
Waste of good cheese lid
>>51646600
nah i love it here desu, so many funny gimmicks to choose from
>>51646642
Have fun cleaning up the resulting diarrhea
>>51646668
>gif
fuck off
>>51646666
Fallout's really quite shite tbqh.
>>51646611
i don't want my mummy to think less of me.
>>51646621
hope you watch and enjoy anime in the future, improving your life.
>>51646658
dont think i have the commitment to do a phd
>>51646639
couldn't quite decide. you think it was the right thing? I feel like it just skipped future disappointment.
>>51646708
hating the Hampshite scum has nothing to do with anime
>>51646707
I was enjoying it until I made a new character and realised none of my skill decisions or stats did anything
You don't mold your character at all apart from perks
>not skipping uni classes
>>51646658
what subject?
i seriously considered it but decided it was too big of a commitment
>>51646745
you shouldn't hate anyone!
>>51646669
So you just love used goods that much huh? Good cluck.
>>51646543
Why does that matter, find some other professors instead, I just used a couple from third year didn't bother with my assigned tutor.
You get your 2:1 that should be fine, they will probably write you up a nice piece but it shouldn't matter who its from.
If not run away 2slopeland mate.
>>51646790
get nuked hampshite
>>51646766
Physics
>>51646718
It's not easy but it's less humiliating than begging companies for a job.
>>51646762
>posting inferior mid players
>>51646762
lol senpai you are the biggest autist on /brit/. bigger than lisicki Tbh
>>51646810
hey lad dont you think telling people to get nuked is a bit far? you know we're all people behind these computer screens right? xxoo
haha lol
>>51646751
Hated it as soon as I realised that you can't holster your weapons.
>>51646849
yes u can wtf
>>51646791
what is it with these yank nigger posters.
>>51646800
run away anyway, escape the debt, become anime.
>>51646791
>he believes old propaganda posters likely made by jun/azusa fags many years ago in an attempt to relatively increase the value of their favourite charachter.
Trust an American to be blue pilled.
Though i guess you have so many black people knocking around that you just assume that this stuff is believable lmao :')
>>51646843
I don't class anime posters as people
Anyone seen the vid where Mia Khalifa lets one of her fans have sex with her?
I reckon I could do a better job
>>51646865
Yeah annoyed me too
>>51646849
Yes and they magically disappear into nothing
>>51646877
reckon youd freeze up
Do you like Phil Collins, /brit/?
>>51646800
dont have any other options, this is the only professor thats likely to know who i am
still going to make the application and could get in anyway, as far as im aware this course isnt particularly oversubscribed at all. in fact i heard they sometimes have problems filling it so might all be fine
rate my gf lads
>>51646847
just spit my large diet coke out my nose!
>>51646934
aroogant
smart music for smart anime desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvhMBf9wKf8
>>51646867
Oh you're crying are you?
I'm pretty sure I saw a tear at the end there as you choked up.
Don't cry, just realize your waifu is shit.
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/dec/04/european-map-how-does-everyone-like-their-chips
what place is that inthe south west with the peanut sauce, they're honourably dutch people
Warmed up my curry, nice 1 lads
making a pint of tea
>>51646929
he did a great advert for chocolate
>>51646973
That's torbay, based fellows, never eaten peanut sauce in my life doe
>>51646953
Is that chris chan?
>>51646865
You can't. When you hold R, the gun just vanishes.
>"Why yes I am a fan of Anime. A Fanime per se"
>>51646973
Some shit town in Cornwall
>landlord tells me I have to be up at 8:30 as they are fixing heating
>wake up at 8:15 running on 4 hours of sleep
>no one here an hour later
>>51646973
fuck off henk mayo on chips is fucking disgusting
>>51647038
Devon fyi
>>51646973
Probs Brixham. Its where you lot landed some centuries ago on your way to London.
Some Dutchers settled there and people today still have Dutch surnames down there.
>>51646869
>I don't class anime posters as people
>>51647056
fuck off brum no-one asked for your shit opinion
>>51647056
no it isnt, u guys are so autistic about fries
>>51647099
>fries
foy
might go make some more toast desu
>>51646973
>Gravy easily the most popular sauce
>Southerners BTFO
>>51647056
no it isn't. so much better than gay fucking ketchup.
>Flamenconigger comes from the same area as Cornwall
Not entirely surprising tbf
Nuke Cornwall when?
>>51647099
about fries what? learn english yank
>>51647103
nothin personal kid, but they are fries
>>51646968
Black Metal tbhwy lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73tNA4z9OKI
>>51647022
That's Christine to you buddy.
>>51647131
Black metal is wank desu, pretty much every other genre of metal is better.
UKIP is over lads. Reduced 15k majority to 11k, with corbyn and a by-election, fuck that noise.
>>51647135
>Christine
kek, this guy truly deserves to be a living, breathing meme
>>51647068
what's the difference desu, the whole of the south west peninsula is the same
>>51646972
fuck off nig
>>51647131
>anime
>metal
51647119
ayyy, you're talking about nuclear weapons, but i know you'd never have access to an arsenal! great sarcastic posting anon
>>51647156
Poleaboos top 3 tips should you ever be lifted by the filth
>Dress warm
The pigs take you coat and won't give you a blanket until you've formally been charged. It's freezing throughout the station.
>Don't say anything other than your name/address. Literally
Nothing you can say (at any point) can help you but it can be used to fuck you over. The oinker isn't making conversation with you to be polite, he's trying to stitch you up.
>Tell your duty solicitor that your savings are below £1500
You won't get legal aid otherwise
theres going to come a time when the people you truly love are going to die and there's nothing you can do about it
maisie
>i listen to ANY type of metal
>>51647160
They are only good in by-elections, people are realising that Farage is not a serious man. The country will be sick of the Tories by 2020 and the working classes will come home to Labour.
Corbyn WILL be Prime Minister, there is no getting around this.
Good thing I don't truly love anyone, nor does anyone me.
rip spoons
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/another-day-another-hack-data-of-656000-wetherspoons-pub-customers
>ITV apologises for using footage of Ainsley Harriott instead of Lenny Henry
Kek
>>51647171
Cornwall independent, for the rest, statement holds
>>51647214
that's sorta sad anon, gonna hug my mum extra hard when i get home
>>51647213
Thanks lad, I will probably forget this though if the fuzz ever nick me.
>>51647213
also the coppers take your belt so wear trackies kek
>>51647160
They didn't reduce the majority at all actually Labours vote share increased
>>51647187
Beautiful combo desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD3baPUqa2E
>>51647156
Just try out some different bands lad. Atmospheric black metal is good for beginners.
>>51647265
>muh very slight differences
>muh celtic heritage
>>51647196
>worst instrument audibility
>worst vocal audibility
>most autistic fanbase (even for metal)
You know these things to be true
completely HAD IT with pg pyramid bags lads ngl. they used to be reliably strong then they started putting less tea in them. comes out grey now tbH
lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35009530?ocid=socialflow_twitter&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_source=twitter
wtf do brits really use the term "quid" now as well or is it just ameriboo brits? heard it on the telly and was confused, thought it was just an american thing
>>51647228
>he doesn't listen to stoner doom metal
>>51647296
Yeah, I had one hand in my pocket keeping my jeans from falling off while walking from my cell to the interview room
i shall soon be playing skyrim
you have been warned........
>>51647322
>quid
>thought it was just an american thing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>51647333
HE'S CONCEALING A WEAPON
*taze*
>>51647228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCNOeOzMzNo
>>51647311
>audibility
Seriously now?
>>51647322
>quid
>an american thing
excuse me gentleman?
>>51647334
What do you actually do in Skyrim after playing it for so long?
There's some manchild in the pizza shop whining that he doesn't want to get up early lmao.
>>51647296
they take your drawstring as well, it's long trying to get it back in, make sure it's got a pokey
@51647322
weakest bait i've ever witnessed
>>51647353
Lurk more
>>51647313
Buy Asda Smart Price teabags lad. Trust me on this, I know what you're thinking. They're only 50p though for 80, if you don't like them I will PayPal you the money back.
do brits speak english now? i thought that was just an american thing
>>51647353
>>51647370
>falling for this ebin troleing in the current year of 2015
>>51647333
You're a pussy though. Things I have been charged with
>Possession of a class B drug with intent to supply (not convicted)
>Possession of a class A drug (convicted)
>Driving with no license (convicted)
>Driving with no insurance (convicted)
>Taking a motor vehicle without the consent of the owner (convicted)
@51647395
>>51647307
I only like black metal when it's hybridised with other genres desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSkk4jYgW1E
>>51647228
>he doesn't listen to tungsten
>lurk more
>>51647431
thanks for the pseudo you
*puts it in my pocket*
>>51647310
they've got their own language, it's dead and no-one cares about it, also EU development policy classifies it as a "less-developed region", that made our xmas in devon that did
>>51647379
been doin it for months now and still get people falling for it Tbh
>>51647376
take screenshots
smart anime beach episodes
>>51647429
wow you're so cool, being literal underclass.
>Poleaboo is just writing down jobs in his work book without applying to them
Why bother, 0% chance of being hired, why waste his time?
>>51647429
Drug/Driving offences are the weakest possible offences since it's not uncommon to argue that they should not be illegal
>>51647376
i literally havent though
only got the game in late september
>>51647498
Reported to IDS
>>51647498
>0% chance of being hired
yeah thats what happens if you don't apply for them
Somebody from Rotherham has been trying to ring me a couple times a month for the last year but now they've been ringing me 3 times a day for the past week. I'm scared senpai
If the Civilization series made a 104th game, it'd just be called CIV CIV
>>51647498
Yeah arguing for legalising driving without a license is really common
>tfw low test
how do I become high-test
>>51647548
Woa
>>51647534
Answer the phone
>>51647548
WEW
>>51647561
Stop wanking 10 times a day
>>51647561
by arbitrarily liking obese women
>>51647514
Oh right okay. Well that's weird.
Play Mount & Blade, you'll like it.
>>51647561
don't even know what it means desu
>>51647432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkdS_WRIXGQ
remember when being knighted meant something?
now you can hold the door open for someone and get a tap on the shoulder from the queen's shank
>>51647429
You're a pussy though. Things I have been charged with
>Possession of a class B drug with intent to supply (not convicted)
>Possession of a class A drug (convicted)
>Driving with no license (convicted)
>Driving with no insurance (convicted)
>Taking a motor vehicle without the consent of the owner (convicted)
>>51647494
tanned qts
>>51647612
unironically paid to be knighted a few weeks ago
>>51647548
>>51647520
He has applied to over a 100 jobs in the last 3 months, real bottom of the barrel stuff, they all ignored him and he can't find anything lower so he knows he has no chance of getting any of the jobs he can find
>>51647553
Dangerous driving is the problem, driving without a license should just be a caution/unenforced
>>51647612
>remember when being knighted meant something
I'm not 400 years old so no
post bleep
>>51647605
youre headin for a spreadin