Could your country take on australia 1v1 in a war?
Nah...didn't think so either
Do Aussies have da nuke ?
>>51641178
not so sure, gonna have to get back to you on that
video FUCKING related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JRqK2dFQCg
Our special forces are fighting the Mafia and terrorism, your special forces fighting the Emu.
>>51641340
mafia is literally fat dumb neapolitans and calabrese
>>51641340
>Holes inthe helmets
>HOLES
>IN
>HELMETS
AAAAGHH THIS TRIGGERS ME SO MUCH
>>51641340
BIKE HELMET
A FUCKING BIKE HELMET
AHHAHAHAHAHA...HOLY SHIT
LIKE...AHHAHAHAHHAA..WHAT...THE....FUCK.........A BIKE HELMET!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD....HAHHAHA....JESUS.....CHRIST....MOHAMMAD....(PEACE BE UPON HIM)......AN...ACTUAL....FUCKING....BIKE HELMET....ON.....A......FLAG....LIKE….LITERALLY….AN…ACTUAL……HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..”COUNTRY’S”….FLAG….WHAT….THE….ACTUAL….FUCK…..HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...OH GOD....I'M.....I'M DYING....HAAHAHAHHAHA....I CAN'T....I CAN'T BREATHE.....HAAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
Yes
>>51641566
but they look so kewl
maybe our special forces but our general military is a bunch of fuckheads
>>51641649
why are european militaries so comfy
this is not okay
fite me faggot
![Jagdkommando_Fallschirmspringer[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/v9p0zkS.jpg "Jagdkommando_Fallschirmspringer[1].jpg")
>>51641702
>he thinks being a jäger is comfy
not quite mate
>>51641723
>Australia couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Canada in a week
TOP KEK MOOSESHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Israelis are ITCHING for a war with Canada. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Canadian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the muslims and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY mooseshit they see. When Australia is done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it.
>>51641702
Of course
>>51641702
>The final and most infamous course is the SERE training. Over the last few years the SERE training took part in the Alps of Salzburg. The “run phase” will last up to ten days, while the candidate must check in at a given checkpoints every 24 hours. The checkpoints are set 20–30 km apart, considering the mountains in between the points and the tactical need to stay off roads and trails, the candidates will be very busy meeting their time limits and rarely find sleep. Finally after days on the run and being hunted down by infantry units, helicopters and K9 units, the candidates will be ambushed and captured at one of their checkpoints. This marks the beginning of the “captivity phase”. Being the last phase of the selection course this phase will last 72 hours.
>After completing the SERE course the remaining soldiers (normally 10-15% of all applicants who started the pre selection course) are accepted into the Jagdkomamndo brotherhood and awarded the “mudd-green” beret with the Unit Crest on it.
so comfy yes
this kills the australian
>>51641723
>>51641529
>>51641566
They are the commandos of the Navy, probably the helmets with holes work best in water
>>51641794
>>51641809
British military confirmed for comfiest
>>51641529
are you fucking retarded jew?
its fucking obvious they are one the water so when they get in they still can duck under the water
>>51641649
DID YOU SEE THIS SHIT
>>51641282
>>51641856
this kills the polish because they have none of it.
>>51641702
Comfy isn't the right word, but there's a cultural difference between proper Europe and anglo soldiers and the people they want in the army.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AprqomTW-Wo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq-ZVIZJaI8
>>51641915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=413UgLV74Hk
>>51641892
try again
>>51641857
onks rynkyt uusittu?
>>51641791
>>51641846
you get comfy gear, no, you actually get full gear, you get good boots, you get actually edible and actually somewhat nutritious food, you get paid, you get treated when injured and not thrown to the dogs when you get stuck with a disability.
i'd much rather be in another western military than in ours desu. also because i know it won't change because that's the attitude here, doing everything half assed and hoping for the best.
where as in europe it's all clean and neat and orderly.
>>51641917
well yeah you faggot these are old banknotes we don't use anymore
modern ones feature kings, BECAUSE WE HAD THEM
>>51641219
WASTED
>>51641956
>australian recruitment ads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrFwWXBZWII
>>51641178
You're too far
>>51641178
That's not that impressive. Belgium do the same, and our army is shit anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu1W3D5fEis
>>51641956
>Army Ads
Why this shit triggers me?
![ma130040005[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sP1Ysqq.jpg "ma130040005[1].jpg")
>>51642012
Challenge accepted
http://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/news-and-latest-activity/news/2013/april/15/130415-navy-seal-of-approval-for-hms-bulwark
>He stayed for about half an hour before one of the other officers approached him to see if he needed any help getting back into the water, and then he just turned around and went back out again. He’d seemed perfectly comfortable just sitting there waving at us.
Admit defeat. You have lost today.
>>51642095
does*
>>51641233
>>51641529
>>51641702
>>51642096
are you the mossad
>>51642030
Noita vähän uudempia etukädensijoja on sekasin niitten vanhojen kanssa.
>>51642106
Polish artillery adopted an orphaned Syrian bear and raised it
Wojtek the bear was a Private and then promoted to Corporal, enjoyed smoking cigarettes, drinking bear, wrestling and chasing qts
fought at Monte Cassino with the rest of the soldiers, causing Germans to shit their pants
>>51641178
not enough muslims or russian minority, so no.
>>51641178
I guess all we need to win it is get some emus
>>51641178
Stop being full of yourself and your shitty country, wanker
>>51642236
Self-h8, m8?
>>51641956
that's pretty great, but i did mean comfy. conditions here are more middle eastern than western and it's ridiculous considering the astronomic size of our defense budget.
>>51642077
where's the part from the great emu war?
>>51642096
because it's designed to lure young men into wasting years of their lives and risk their health for shit pay in wars that accomplish nothing and could/should be avoided
>>51642208
Fuck, you cunt. That's comfy.
I have this
>>51642190
delet this
>>51642034
well, soldiers perform better when you take somewhat care of them
>tfw australian army gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-taY6SMljT8
>>51642208
>Wojtek the bear was a Private and then promoted to Corporal, enjoyed smoking cigarettes, drinking bear, wrestling and chasing qts
wtf
>>51642298
actually Wojtek ended up in Edinburgh Zoo after the war, Polish soldiers often visited him and jumped inside his pen to wrestle
he died of old age
>>51642387
God bless
>>51642378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giRwps3_0bA
watch this docu if you have a free hour one day
![emu_face001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pTnyCkZ.jpg "emu_face001[1].jpg")
>>51641178
Fight us Straya.
>>51642443
With pleasure m8, thx for the link
>>51642485
>>51642362
tell that to our chief of staff and minister of security
>birds are australians greatest weakness in combat
>we have birds in our military service
>>51642579
fugg :DD
>>51642516
>australian porn
>>51641846
Our E&E + Int training was 4 weeks and it was fucking awful.
>>51642621
kek
btw who is she?
>>51641991
Best neighbour DESU.
>>51642516
Who is the girl?
Do they fug?
>>51642643
my wife
>>51642077
the new version has rapping desu
>>51641178
Yes
>>51642710
She's hot. You're lucky m8
Do u perform threesomes with the emu?
>>51642788
I just prep the emu then watch quietly in the corner as he fills her with his superior virile seed
>>51642516
Ecть видeo, гдe eё тpaхaют?
>>51642844
Do you feel ashamed? Weak? It's normal anon. They're here to learn you how to be a man. Shhhhhh it's okay
>>51642882
dqhsfdfkdsfmkldjfqfjùqfkljfqjldjfkdqkdjfmqf???
>>51642882
блядь, нeaдeквaтный ты шoлe?
>>51641178
All your gear and vehicles are american, and your army is owned by them anyway you cunt.
"Can you take on an extension of the U.S. army?"
>>51643092
Pictured there is the SWEDISH m90 uniform and the SWEDISH AK5C rifle.
Pictured here is the SWEDISH CG recoilless AT rifle.
>>51643092
I have a lot of gear (in the Army) stamped Made in Sweden desu
Featured: the CV90. Best IFV/APC in the world.
>>51642882
Yes. Google images of "пepлaмyтpoвыe".
>>51643092
>>51643131
>not having equipment from people who actually war all the time
JAS39 (older model, to be replaced with Gripen NG).
Was going to be replaced by another SWEDISH airplane, the stealth FS2020, but our leftist government considers weapons too patriarchal.
>>51643249
t. alberto barbosa
>>51643257
>>51643243
Americans produce a lot of our own stuff, but we do buy good shit from other cunts.
Sweden and your cunt come to mind.
You both produce a lot of shit for the war industry.
america has air superiority
shoot one down and you'll have 10 billion tons of dirty bulking raining down on you
Daily reminder that the australian navy BTFO the american navy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqFVOL7mLd4
>>51643354
Naval as well.
If they bought some of those Swedish subs though....
we would win within 6hours desu.
>>51643288
>putting a smaller gun on
lol
>>51643314
Nah Norway makes almost nothing. Sweden is a big exporter because we still have remnants of our weapons industry from when we were supposed to be a neutral superpower that made our own stuff.
Of course, with the whole jewish anti-nationalist disassembly of the Swedish state, that's dying quick and we're beginning to look like a U.S. puppet like Norway, but still, we make the AT4 and some stuff like that.
>>51643407
>one large-scale training exercise in particular with the then brand new USS Ronald Reagan ended with the little sub making multiple attack runs on the super-carrier, before slithering away without ever being detected.
http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/sweden-has-a-sub-thats-so-deadly-the-us-navy-hired-it-t-1649695984
Swedish subs can sink U.S. super-carriers at will. At one point while being stationed in the U.S., the Swedish sub moved up, took a close up pic with the periscope, sailed off, and uploaded the picture to instagram, completely undetected.
>>51641178
Only in Antarctica
>>51641340
emus are feelless, they are blood thirsty demons
>>51643543
>britcolds
>>51641178
we could take australia even 0.1vs1
Eat shit poofter
>>51641856
That thread was the funniest shit I've seen on /int/ and it's the reason I cannot hate the Swiss anymore
>>51643533
They make some damn good munitions, but yeah Sweden does produce more. Our Army has a lot of weapons sights that are Swedish made.
Your military is well equipped, just small.
>>51643225
Я знaю, чтo ты cдeлaл тaм
>>51643005
Maмa гoвopит, чтo я нopмaльный
>>51642208
wotjek used to travel on the passenger seat , he refused to go in the back of a truck
>>51643634
Have you started using these yet? They are cheaper than regular grenades and do more damage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYy-vXRpm_Q
>>51641178
If we had to we would definitely win.
But why would we fight the Aussies. We love you guys! :D
>>51643141
probably that awesome swedish steel
>>51641178
>tfw aussies uses swedish subs
You know it's Swedish when the shipyard is named kock ums.
>>51643634
It's surfing on former glory though. In the late 90's, the army was made MUCH smaller, so now there's not much funding to keep up in developing our own stuff. Soon most of it will be foreign bought.
>>51642208
>>51642443
Just read the story and will watch the documentary you linked, real nigga shit m80
>You will never fight with Wojtek the bear
>>51642041
WE WUZ KINGZ N SHIET
of course we could
>>51643697
We have something like that, I can't recall it's name because it isn't widespread yet.
Typically we have our standard frags and 30mm ones launched from a m203 as well as the auto mk19
>>51644203
>not shaved
>being unprepared for unconventional warfrare
3/10
>>51643803
Deppending on what they buy from other countries that isn't necessarily a bad thing.
A lot of countries buy up American military equipment. At least the good stuff. We do have some really retarded shit.
>>51643803
>kockums_0
More like Kekcums
>>51644265
30mm fragmentation rounds? Are they widely used?
>>51645694
Pretty much every company has multiple m203s which launch the 30mms.
And most have at lease one mk19
>>51645694
And yes they are frags
Wouldn't need to because we've already cvcked Australia.
>>51645814
>>51645856
Are 30mm RHV-HEF rounds interchangeable with regular 40mm HEI in the M203?
>>51646099
They are a 40mm round.
That other kek is a retard.
>>51647791
I'd expect even retards to have played one round call of duty before becoming an armchair general like 90% of other teens
Aussie special forces have benis inspection day by qt Army girls
https://youtu.be/KY08ZXSO1CI?t=272
>>51647852
I'm assigned an m203.
They are pretty fun
>>51641178
