Why can't every country be Azerbaijan? Name a country that's better at implementing programs. Protip: you can't.
>>51635003
THE SHIPYARDS ARE ALREADY PRODUCING SHIPS
DO NOT FORGET ABOUT THAT!!!!
>>51635003
central asians are a funny bunch
>your country will never implement all planned programs
>tfw Obama's presidency was a disaster
>didn't even implement one planned program
JUST FUCK MY THIRD-WORLD CESSPOOL UP FÅM
Isn't that the nigga who made that gundam statue and said "Respect the robot"
>>51635151
He did implement one :^)
What would be of the world if it weren't for Azerbaijan's great efforts to care for us all?
>tfw our jew pm doesn't implement or plan programs and just makes it easier for chinks and yanks to rape our country
>>51635208
That was some turkish mayor
>>51635249
Honestly, can this man do anything wrong? All he does is make great efforts to improve his country and plan programs.
>>51635249
Good god
God's country.
>>51635316
>you will never live under azerbaijan's benevolent rule
>>51635316
They are the hero we need right now.
W A L K I N G
M E M E
If your President/King/PM has never posed with Aliyev then you pretty much live in a non-country.
If your head of state has never psoed in at least one central asian traditional costume, you are pretty much a non country
Is your country reputable and a reliable trading partner?
>>51635594
Scratch that, if your president isn't a walking meme you live in a non country
>>51635607
He didn't write trading tho
Azerbaijan is a reliable partner
10/10 would vote for him
Damn, this guy is even better than that Turk mayor that spent tax payer money on robot statues
>>51635513
>>51635594
Based Flamby
A
S
E
D
>>51635594
wew mr. Dictator
What steps is your country taking to stop the Armenian horde?
>>51635003
Why is this man so based?
seems like nice guy desu
>your country will never be this safe
>>51635735
>>51635810
>there are potential risks in my country
JUST
Man I should immigrate to Azerbaijan
after all its 2015 ;^)
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1snuoim
DAILY REMİNDER AZERI=TÜRK
DAILY REMİNDER AZERİS ARE COCKROACHES AS WELL
>>51635852
How can one gain Azerbaijani nationality? Looks like it's pretty much the best country in the world.
Azerbaijan is fucking space age
>>51635074
>Your country's arch-rival will never be powerless and poor
>>51635881
God carefully examines all its creations, those who lived a just and righteous life are given a chance to be born in Azerbaijan once more
>>51635594
lol. turkics have best dictators.
Niyazov banished dogs from the capital Ashgabat because of their "unappealing odour."
In February 2004 he decreed that men should no longer wear long hair or beards
He banned news reporters and anchors from wearing make-up on television, because he said he found it difficult to distinguish male anchors from female anchors.
Gold teeth were discouraged in Turkmenistan after Niyazov suggested that the populace chew on bones to strengthen their teeth and lessen the rate at which they fall out.
>>51635869
azeri=turkish
turks=/=turkish
turks=cockroaches
azeri=\=turks
>>51635921
Man he looks like one of our politicians but I can't put finger on which one
What are the odds that the based Azerbaijan poster is actually President Aliyev killing time between program implementation?
>>51635951
>implying 4chan isn't a program he is implementing
>>51635003
Had to check our presidents twitter feed, all programs will not be implemented by 2016.
Fuck. Why can't we be more like Azerbaijan?
>>51635951
He's just some ordinary oil family's son.
>>51636005
You mad because he keked the Russian girl?
wait a second
does he tweet in english?
>>51636038
They had an english program they implemented.
>>51636050
>>51636026
I'm not this autistic.
they will be the new dubai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQpfQg89RpE
>>51635249
BASED FUCKING AZERBAIJAN DOES IT AGAIN
Post your face when you haven't won the life lottery by being born in Azerbaijan
>>51635003
It's a great way to improve your cunt image to all the 200 people that follow this.
>>51635896
>India
You're in luck, my British friend
>>51635513
He's trying to not laugh at those manlets.
>>51638838
>>51636649
>Miami
india-tier flag tbqh
i like the city itself tho
>>51635003
https://twitter.com/presidentaz?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
Fucking goldmine lads.
>>51635790
>Islamic world
Azerbaijan is hardly Islamic 2bh
I believe you based Azerbaijan man
>>51636050
kek
Can I go there as a refugee? I live in a non-country with a corrupt state, martial law and ethnic conflict with religious violence.
>>51641754
>Around 95% of the population are Muslims
>>51642280
Don't forget powerless and poor with no shipyards that produce ships
BRAVO AZERBAIDJAN
>>51636170
>buttmad states eternally anal ravaged at all the programs azerbaijan is implementing
Bravo Azerbaijan!
>>51636170
holy shit man
>>51635003
But why the proxy, faggot?
>>51635896
>your country doesn't have an arch rival
>>51635239
In 2008 he said gay people were against God.
wish russia would hurry up and
>implement pogroms
to get rid of these filthy turks once and for all
>>51635003
that's honestly cute 2bh and i wish them well for 2016
>>51645748
Bravo Azerbaijan
>>51635440
>>51635394
>>51635316
>>51635288
>>51635283
>>51635270
>>51635249
>>51635732
>>51635769
>>51635852
>>51635869
>>51635917
>>51635921
>>51635949
>>51636649
>>51638838
>>51642280
>>51642762
>>51645748
>turkroaches detected
saged, hidden, and reported
>>51647194
>not liking best country
>spic detected
caught, vanned, and deported
>>51647237
I'm Mexican and I like Azerbaijan. He's probably an Armenian desu.
>>51635810
WEW
E
W
>>51647308
here it comes...
>because only kurds or armenians despise turks
LMAO
>>51641804
There is a quite a bit of backstory to that single tweet.
>>51647364
Well tell us the story.
>>51647389
http://en.azvision.az/news.php?id=24500
TL;DR: Corrupt muslim faggot tried to start a religious revolt to not get arrested.
quality thread
>>51647463
Quality post
>>51647471
Got to love jews.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azerbaijan%E2%80%93Israel_relations
>>51647554
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azerbaijan%E2%80%93Israel_relations
>Azerbaijan is home to some 12,000 Mountain Jews
holy shit they're real
>>51647629
Pretty harmless guys I must say.
>>51647629
well they're just called Caucasus Jews normally
>>51647777
WOW
Lucky quads!
>>51647629
What are the Swiss doing in Azerbaijan? Nazi gold detected?
>>51647554
What happened to the russian girl, Kamil?
>>51648389
Different one.
>>51642280
seriously underrated post
>>51635003
Not technically a country, but ISIS is quite good at meeting objectives.
Post the tweets where he insults Armenia
>>51648873
Last anti-Armenia tweet is in November 27.
/presidentaz
Obligatory
>>51648662
>not technically a country
As an amateur edgelord, I would like to have argued that ISIS meets the fundamental characteristics of a state, but it is a harder argument to make that I thought. Let's go through the checklist (according to article I of the Montevideo Convention of 1933)
>The state as a person of international law should possess the following qualifications:
(a) a permanent population
Check
(b) a defined territory
Some borders are defined by guarded checkpoints, others are the shifting fronts of war
(c) government
It has a distinct leader and behaves like a government, albeit erratically (issuing license plates, developing/repairing infrastructure, distributing resources, maintaining armed forces)
(d) capacity to enter into relations with the other states
I can't even spin this one unless hostage negotiations and war count as relations
>>51649346
Hey, do you want to build a country? An oil baron from a developing country and a 'murican edgelord. What could go wrong.
>>51635921
>Niyazov suggested that the populace chew on bones to strengthen their teeth
He does have a real good point in this; exact opposite is being told in this country. Promoting stronger gum tissue would reduce ingrowing...
>>51649346
>(d) capacity to enter into relations with the other states
Selling oil to Turk scum, they prolly have a lot of relations in Iraq and the other shitholes.
>>51647084
>pogroms
this is how I read OP too
>>51649468
I say we pool our resources and try to merge with the world's most successful meme country
>>51649878
Why don't we just buy Greece? Partially that is.
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/lihnari-peninsula
>>51649977
>http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/lihnari-peninsula
Got 3m spare m8?
>>51649977
That is truly a wiser strategy, my Azeri friend. We could make a killing smuggling people into the Italy's piece of the schengen.
>>51650175
Sure. We need
>(a) a permanent population
anyways.
We need to come up with a name too...
>>51650232
how about...
>The Great and Incontrovertibly Legitimate Republic of Int
>>51650305
What about INTistan? or Republic of INT?
>>51650374
I'll do you one better.
INTestine
How can one country be so based?
>>51649468
This sounds like a hilarious sitcom. Fund it.
>>51635810
>tfw under potential risk
>>51650404
Loved it.
IRl business back in 15.
>>51650374
>buy lots of different islands
>intland for euros
>intistan for brown people
>people's republic of int
>etc
So, we need a place for our "permenant residents" to live. Any suggestions? We can try to make something similar to Whittier for starters.
>>51635059
>central asians
They are Caucasans, if not Iranid.
I'll live in this new country you guys are planning
>>51652382
We're talking about culture/geography, not race.
>>51652625
their culture and geography really isn't central asian either
>>51635003
>All the planned programs will be implemented
STOP TRIGGERING ME!
>>51652782
That's not what my geography textbook says.
>>51652625
>>51652782
desu, the Caucasus is usually grouped with central Asia on maps and stuff
I always like Aerbaijan, their anthem is the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lubIHgvzL2Q
>>51653165
no it's not
how much planning did their hanging gays from cranes program take to develop and implement?
truly revolutionary
>>51654172
I think that was in Iran
>>51653857
Here's a map of central Asia from my geography textbook. This is what they teach at colleges at least.
>>51653857
see
>>51654246
and feel a little bad
>>51654172
What are you talking about?
>>51654373
An Azeri on here often posts pics of gays being hanged to bait people and because most people on /int/ are retards they never bothered to look up wherever homosexuality was legal in Azerbaijan or not.
>>51654455
Ah... Its legal to be gay here. While public will denounce you, I have seen quite a few gays in Azerbaijan.
>mfw all the Turkroaches in the thread start crying
>>51652989
pls elaborate
>>51654246
So, where's the Caucasus?
>>51654562
I heard you guys were like Ataturk secularism but times 10.
>>51654725
>>51647194
in what universe tuks hate azerbeijan?
>>51655050
The other parts were included with the "Russian Domain".
>>51655196
Pretty much. Decade or 2 and no more religion here.
>>51655374
Good job on avoiding the path Turkey are going.
>>51655469
As much as I hate to admit it, Its all thanks to the Great Red(Soviet).
>You will NEVER be Azerbaijani
>first thing I do when I see another second world state is see on wikipedia if they have more population/land than us
>>51635249
yfw Azerbaijan saves the day
>>51655724
Azerbaijan:
86m km2
9.6m population
Bulgaria:
110.9m km2
7.3m population.
Lets call this a tie.
>>51635208
mayor of ankara lol
outside of the traitors in Ukraine and nutjobs south of Kazakhstan how is it that all of the countries of glorious Soviet Union are all blowing the fuck out of the world
>>51655724
Check Serbia, that will make your day.
Azerbaijan is so cute.
>>51649314
10/10 tweet 2bh
>>51649314
Is there a story behind this or is it just sick azerbaijanian presidential banter?
>>51656743
A bit of this, bit of that happened 20ish years ago.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khojaly_Massacre
Azerbaijan = G-d's chosen people
???
>>51656927
Wut?
>>51656981
how come you guys don't go bald
>>51635003
>it was a very good year
>we will do everything we promised to do, next year
>>51656743
azerbajian is a muslim country. armenia is not a muslim country but is surrounded by muslim countries. hence why turks genocided them and why all the other muslim countries in the area hate them. muslims can't stand that there is a country in their midst that isn't majority muslim
>>51657354
so you're gonna recognize the armenian genocide or cry to obama?
>>51648662
Meeting objectives<Implementing Programs
>>51657431
no need to get butthurt muhammed. I'm just pointing out facts.
>>51657571
>>51657354
To be fair, Armenian genocide did happen. But not in the way they are marketing it. Armenians decided to revolt aginst Turkey and built their own country within it. Well, and as any rational nation would do, Turkey told them to GTFO and gave them 2 days. After 2 days Armenians were forcefully thrown out of country. And lets say that kurds didn't liked their new "new neighbour" at Cacasus.
Azeri HDI rising surely every year
Ever decreasing population below poverty ine
Desirable inflation levels
Keeps Armenia poor and powerless
Azeri GDP per capita is 17,500$
Azeri population:
5% unemployment (while Europe largely grows unemployed and hungrier by the day)
Builds ships in harbours
Industry jobs, oil, prevalently export oriented
Miniscule external debt compared to BoT
Public debt is only around 10% of the GDP
Stable and rising credit rating (BB+)
Continuously rising growth for years now (an average around 4.5% in the last few years)
Secular country, no western """"degeneracy""""
This is Baku
Why aren't we moving to Azerbaijan, /int/?
>>51656743
They don't like each other
>>51657571
pretty sure the armenian genocide is a fact
it was G E N O C I D E
>>51657354
The reason Armenians got genocided isn't because they are Christian.
>>51657354
Azerbaijan didn't exist back when Armenians were cleansed off of their lands. That wasn't the reason Turks commited the campaign of cleansing. It was because Armenians started getting uppity, open revolts, planned heists, robberies of Ottoman targets, incites for separation. Armenians sensed the inveitable and set the stage to take a piece of the Ottoman cake. That's why Ottomans took care of them. Not because they were Christians. Otherwise, Ottomans would have done it centuries ago. When the Seljuks conquered fragmented Armenian kingdoms, or the great Armenian born architects and statesmen were running the Ottoman Empire, or vast Armenian minorities lived alongside others for centuries, paying taxes for the same Empire that was supposed to genocide them just because they were Christians.
Kurds were the alpha and omega of western Armenians. Their brigandry, ethnic and religious culling of Armenians started ever since they hopped on their goats and came there and ended under blind Ottoman eyes at the start of the 20th century
tl;dr kindly reconsider your fucking stupid opinion
>>51658256
Cr*at c*ck comes to defend Turks
>>51657431
>>51657743
>>51657956
>>51658256
>genocide is good
>turks were justified
I expect nothing less from muslims. thanks for proving my point.
>>51658491
my whole point is that its not muslims denying the armenian genocide and this is bad because ALL genocide is bad
all genocide is genocide. christians getting genocided is still genocide.
accept it
>>51658362
Don't you have a war to die in, Apo?
>>51658491
>Hurrr durr anyone who doesn't agree with me is a muslim
I expected nothing less from 'muricans.
>>51658491
>The reason they were genocided was not [X] but [Y]
>Ha, so genocide is good now?!
You argue like a woman
>>51658591
Just fucking with you lad, just funny that it is easy to recognize you since you are the only person from Balkans to clarify facts about Turks.
>>51658643
fuck off moohammed
>>51658724
Fuck both moohammed and you.
>>51658695
alright muhammed whatever you say
>>51658491
>say Armenians got genocided because they are Christians
>get proven wrong
>move the goal post and start a strawman argument
Good shit
>>51658797
It's obvious you're not a WASP kind of American. Your English is beyond salvation, so we can safely assume some ASSyr*an or other kind of Ar*p legacy going on
>>51658872
didn't say anything about them being christians. all i know is that muslims are eternally butthurt over the fact that other people in the world have to audacity to be non-muslim.
>>51659000
how is my english beyond salvation? please, as a non-native speaker, continue to lecture me about my native language. or just continue to gargle muslim cock you pathetic c u c k
>>51658491
hello, glendale
>>51659261
>didn't say anything about them being christians. all i know is that muslims are eternally butthurt over the fact that other people in the world have to audacity to be non-muslim.
From your post here: >>51657354
>armenia is not a muslim country but is surrounded by muslim countries. hence why turks genocided them
>>51659261
How*
English*
>. or
, or
Muslim*
>>51659319
I don't see the word "christian" there at all muhammed. furthermore that is complete bullshit to suggest that turks didn't relish the opportunity to kill non-muslims. according to islam the holiest thing you can possibly do is kill innocent non-muslims and spread the faith. anyways thanks for continuing to prove my point through your butthurt though.
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>>51647308
If you are mexican, why are you under american flag?
>>51659642
>I don't see the word "christian" there at all muhammed. furthermore that is complete bullshit to suggest that turks didn't relish the opportunity to kill non-muslims
If they did they could genocide all of Armenian populations for 6 centuries and not while the empire is falling apart.
>>51659397
congratulations! give yourself a nice pat on the back champ I'm sure your family is so proud of you.
also mudshits don't deserve capitalization. islam is a cult/political ideology it is not a religion. other religions that have at least some semblance of peace to their doctrines don't deserve the insult of being lumped together with islam
Don't know how Azeris can make fun of Armenians when they are the same people genetically
>>51641754
From what I understand the're mostly fedora lords.
>>51635003
>>51653857
>>51654246
To be fair, different places sometimes have different notions of geography. Hm... what I mean by that is like, how in some countries it is taught that the fifth continent is "Australia", which apparently goes so far as to exclude New Zealand and claim it is only its own subcontinent of Zealandia, while in other countries it is taught that the fifth continent is Oceania, which does include New Zealand.
>>51660827
North America, south America, europe, asia, Africa, Australia and Antarctica
>>51654562
I know an Azerbaijani lesbian she's pretty cool.
>>51660980
Right, right, I mean the five main ones, America, Europe, Asia, Africa and... to you, it's Australia, but to certain countries it's Oceania.
Fuck Antarctica right up its whore ass.
>>51655213
I have no clue what he's talking about IIRC you guys are their biggest supporters much to Armenians anal pain.
>>51646832
Wait, did he?
>>51661155
Yeah
>perfectly good thread with some danke memes
>americans start shitposting
>>51661257
Thanks bud, I will now mindlessly take this as fact and spread it as information.
>>51657833
You forgot program implementation
>>51658256
>it's a c.uck post
>>51659000
We have a fair amount of Armenians and they dislike Turks and Azerbaijan in general.
>>51649314
Why are you licking t*rks and az*ris asses?
>>51659659
Now you understand our problem Ivan. They won't even say "Mexican-American" just Mexican.
>>51649314
Shots fired
>>51661399
They was a 60 minutes interview discussing this
>>51641754
Fuck you, they're mostly muslim. The only chance a muslim country has of not sucking is being secular, so don't try to shame them into not doing so.
Kurds were responsible for the Armenian genocide?
lol Turkish logic
>>51659659
the funniest part is he's probably the son of a mexican immigrant and speaks """""""""""""spanish""""""""""""""""
>>51662345
1- there was no genocide
2- why do you think turks from bursa, istanbul, ankara came to eastern turkey and committed atrocities?
>>51659659
we are currently working on that, give us some more time
>>51636170
>"The creatively-named Azerbaijan Tower"
>>51659642
>according to islam the holiest thing you can possibly do is kill innocent non-muslims and spread the faith
Got a verse to back up this claim or just bullshiting?
>>51661549
>mfw buttblasted assmenians appear everytime whenever i post
did a georgian genocided ur mum or something? get lost nigger
>>51658783
is there a way to solve the issues with armenians? I would like to have both country in the european sphere, but the situation there is maybe worse than the balkans
>>51659913
To be fair lad, everyone in the region is just Armenians in denial.
>>51659913
It could be that they aren't, or that you can still make fun of people you share genes with
That's like saying Serbs and Bosnians shouldn't make fun of each other.
>>51662217
The only chance for any country not sucking is sucking
>>51659642
Americans, please do us a favor of keeping your rednecks away from here.
