liara edition
Lusty argonian maid
Second
cara
maisie
>>51631727
ambitious
annoying #ontour returns, will lurk until further notice
Maisie
>>51631661
Mory are the same thing as Abbos
just caught up on doctor who n got benzos and vodka n the heater on cozy af
I wonder what kind alien bitches we can fuck in the new ME game. It's in a entirely new galaxy. Don't know how the fuck they got to one though
A FUCKING LEAF
YOU
LITERALLY
CANNOT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
>>51631759
Not really, you can hold a conversation with a Maori
>>51631759
Nah
>>51631783
eurgh, canacer returns1
>>51631773
The same as before, probably some trannies though
If liara isn't in it i'm not going to play it desu
What are Maoris even like? Do they integrate well? Cause trouble? Are they quite manly like black people or beta sissies like Chinks?
>>51631807
jonah lomu tb8ch senpai
>staying up late enough to see Thailad post
Never again lads if I'm to be straight with you
bought some research chemicals for 20 bucks online lads don't tell the feds on me
Are you thed dead?
>>51631818
That's like my main reason for going to bed haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN84vAqO9NY
XO > OVO
this is a fact
>>51631800
>same as before
That seems like it would be pants on head retarded, m8. The game is about humanity finding a new home world or some shit. Why would we bring xeno scum with us? I don't think you play as Shepard in this
>>51631816
He's Tongan
>>51631841
>I don't think you play as Shepard in this
You don't. Bioware also went full retard and made femshep canon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn98FdSg-Fo
>>51631857
shit. same question as >>51631807 then
>>51631857
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj1yRb5wE60
>>51631816
lomu was tonga
>>51631835
controversial
>>51631729
Looks like a pair of millipedes fell asleep on her face.
>>51631867
>Bioware also went full retard and made femshep canon.
Who honestly didn't see that coming. The canon gray warden is also a womyn. an ELF womyn
>>51631882
you know it's true deep down
drizzy is the shit but you can't touch the tesfaye
>>51631807
They're passable I guess, not exceptionally bad citizens or exceptionally good citizens
>>51631879
ak knowledged, i'm brit i just assumed from rugby
>>51631807
Half are good cunts, the other half are like brown chavs
>>51631912
do they actually have loads of tattoos? white man behind a desk tells me so, only source
>>51631902
Yeah but they've been ruining Dragon Age for years, I don't think anyone who loved Origins still cares about the series.
I don't quite understand the logic behind picking femshep. They had a literal facial model for male shepard, and he's been on the cover of every game. Not mentioning how terrible the female VA is
>>51631857
Maori teenagers legitimate act the same as the Polynesians in Summer Heights high >>51631878
They're usually alright, you get a few bad eggs in South Auckland though. In my city the white trash cause more trouble than Maoris lol
>>51631945
No, the ones covered in tattoos are usually ones from the Mongrel Mob, which is a gang that was pretty big a few decades ago
>>51631945
Yeah, some older Maori have facial tats as well
Maori tattoos don't look shite either
Fuck off back to /CUM/ you faggots.
This is B R I T not north americ.ucks and shitposters.
Fuck this board
I'm thinking of getting a tattoo on my face to make my unemployable
>>51631960
meant for >>51631875
>>51631983
>not enough of us to hold the thread
>aussies, kiwis and yanks overrunning posts
It's like the fucking zulus all over again
>>51631987
*hugs you*
*holds you tight*
im a FAILURE lads
>>51631987
good post
good boy
good firm bum bum
>>51632008
another banger
>>51632006
>>51632001
will attempt to hold ground, sorry for my shitty flag, i am brit
>>51632006
We still live under Her Majesty though
>>51631960
>In my city the white trash cause more trouble than Maoris lol
>>>/christchurch/
>>51631947
>I don't think anyone who loved Origins still cares about the series.
I thought DA:I was pretty alright. Definitely a step in the right direction. It's shame your only choices as a straight male were a 40 year old who hasn't had sex in 20 years, a rat faced accountant who didn't get her titties out, or chastity.
>>51631987
glorious
>>51632025
what are you talking about babe? *starts nibbling on your neck*
alri lads XDDDD mate licksy bong pakis freddo frogs
>>51632003
thank you for that reminder, i have an essay to do today (hence up shitposting at 6.30), now i can watch SHH and forget all about essay
>>51632054
angry boys is better
>>51631987
>>51632006
>post yfw the Aussies are like the emu's in their war - outnumbering us and unrelentingly difficult to control
>>51631987
>inadvertently
hahaha, yeah, that
>>51632063
noted, thanks keewee
>>51632039
This is unforgivable
>>51632064
His pants look like they're from a Final Fantasy game
>>51632064
>that sweaty hair plastered to her forehead
BRB...
And by that I mean I'm going to masturbate to this picture.
>>51632123
copped em in black senpai
I just learned that DeadMau5 is pronounced Dead Mouse, not Dead Mow-Five
nobody has ever corrected me before
>>51632136
lold
>>51632130
>BRB...
>And by that I mean I'm going to masturbate to this picture.
wouldnt mind clubbing you to death just for "joke" alone you yokel
I don't understand why we have to write essays in university. Outside of being forced to do it, people only write an essay if they have a good idea that they want lots of people to hear. Otherwise, it's just regurgitation; what are you learning by doing that?
>>51632069
mi cara cuando
>>51632112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap9XeQq8LRM
This was so fun to do I, I reloaded a my game and did it again. In fact all the scenes were you yell at her were great
>>51632115
>>51632159
Both me.
>>51632157
helps you learn to structure your arguments
Why can't I sleep
>>51632157
cos i'm studying fucking /int/rel/ if i can't write pointless drawn-out bollocks i pretty much have no future in diplomacy
>Sauron created the nine rings, and gave them as gifts to the realm
>Sauron created industry in Middle Earth
>Sauron gave 500,000+ unemployed orcs a job
Why isn't he PM yet?
>>51632182
I've been writing essays and learning the same shite about structuring since I was about 15 years old. Enough is enough, I literally cannot bring myself to write anything anymore unless I have an idea that I came up with out of interest.
>>51632189
hasn't fucked enough dead livestock, they wouldn't let him in the club
>>51632189
because the racist bigots in charge want a WHITE person to be pm instead
>>51632189
Upvoted
http://www.mandmdirect.ie/01/details/PL1049/883-Police-Mens-Vialli-Chinos-2022-Black
tight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EgB__YratE
might get one of these haircuts lads
thoughts?
>>51632205
literally the first thing i learned in my college english course was that the things they teach you about structuring in high school are useless
>>51632235
My school must have been good, then, because I've learned nothing in my uni writing classes. And it's mandatory to have at least one "writing elective" each semester.
I just love cuddling
>>51632220
those pointless braces are piff
Nobody appreciates my art
>>51632235
>>51632261
It's probably worth noting that I did IB.
>>51632272
probably wont wear the braces desu
>>51632264
>haven't cuddled anyone since 2010
I forgot the feeling
>>51632261
>And it's mandatory to have at least one "writing elective" each semester.
hahahahahahahaha
mine just has a required writing course that also includes public speaking for freshmen, then another class for seniors
>electives
>majors
>minors
shit system desu
https://soundcloud.com/tm88-808mafia/partynextdoor-x-tm88-party-at-8
NEW PND TUNE LADS
>>51632291
well, i'd say they're nice/10 then. bit of a steal as well, order em up
>live in a depressing Otago town for Uni
>move back to parents for summer, really nice, sunny weather
>stay inside the whole time
LOL
O
L
>>51632327
have to wait until my cheque clears
; _;7
Okay guys you can stop ignoring me now haha
It was just a prank bro!
>>51632360
FUGGGGG NO
>>51632360
Thought this said 'found dead bugs on bus'
I think it's time for me to sleep
>>51632384
are you from mississauga
>>51632398
>going to sleep now
Why? Don't you want to wave the normies off to work?
>>51632342
ahh, well enjoy your wonderful trou brother, i'm gonna write this shithouse essay in 18 hours or have to go home and fail year at uni
>>51632399
I'm from Keswick Ontario
>>51632399
i demand an answer
just learned that the UK has like 30 island colonies all over the world
what do you guys do with them?
>>51632437
is that a suburb of toronto or just right next to it
>>51632418
watching cunts go out all bleary eyed in their toothpaste stained suits is highlight of my day
/comfy/ as fuck
>>51632468
>tfw normally one of those people
AYYYY LAD ON HOLS N TINGS YEAHHH???
>back to work in exactly 26 hours and I still need to get 2 sleeps in before that
Haha.
>>51632418
>tfw have an alarm set for 8am
tomorrow is not going to be a fun day
>>51632465
It's a small town about 40-50 minutes
Why senpai
>>51632453
They give you an exclusive economic zone of 200 miles from the shore, makes it easier to drill for oil there, gives fishing rights, and means you can put up military bases without having to bargain for it. It's pretty useful teebee8ch, we need all the territory we can get
>>51632453
Strategic things
>>51632495
i don't know, just curious i guess
why is that part of ontario so densely populated?
>>51632528
eurgh, waste of time posting mine
this mug says it better in 2 words
>>51632540
Because it's not a tundra
>>51632540
only bit that thaws for a few weeks in june, turns out people don't like being cold all the time
Spic can't get any (You)s from anyone
Kinda sad lol
>>51632565
can I get some
>>51632549
yeah but i'd expect your most populous area to be on the coast
kek, i am english, still no (you)s
>>51632565
pleez don b rayciss
No
You have to earn them
>>51632453
Our colonies are completely redundant in the media, which proves that they are successful.
The top news story last week from Jersey was something about a bench being stolen.
Crashing this thread
>>51632576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaMoFbvep3E
do you fuck?
>>51632580
Ontario has the Great Lakes to trade with US
Basically sea access
>>51632493
ouch, what work you do bro?
if sleep, good sleeps to you
Before I fall asleep Spain, if you are actually fresh from /b/, you're not too bad but drop the whole /b/ shitter type thing pls
>>51632565
Fuck off.
>>51632581
:D
>>51632576
Here is one for you srbjia
>>51632600
*hugs you*
>>51632623
shitter type? no understand brotha
>>51632607
Well, I say suit. It's really my works smart outfit. And I work in retail, wageslaving it up on shopfloor.
>>51632644
Basically, don't chat shit. Just go with whatever the conversation is taking you.
>>51631895
>>51631818
Can anyone explain this pic/post the original pic desu senpai
>>51632602
i saw a few ships go through the st.marie locks when i was a kid
it was pretty cool
the great lakes are huge
and also fuck the black lake flies. they are terrible
Kate Garraway is not attractive. This meme has gone on far too long. Wish she'd just sod off.
>>51632644
And night time /brit/ is quite different to day time /brit/ desu
hey lads
spent an hour cleaning my keyboard before haha
>>51632664
champ, thanks, I'll curb the shitposting. I'm not entirely used to having proper conversations on 4chan. I'll be around in /brit/ threads, see ya
>>51632665
It's Benjamin Disraeli. He was president of England in the 1970s
>he doesn't own a Brita™ filter
Lol
>>51632707
kek
really wanna get in on this meme
>>51632694
i can only imagine the congealed gunk of semen and crisp dust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
had a laugh at this one
krauts on pooicide watch
>>51632720
thank god i own a canadian 4chan filter
>>51632694
>be australian
>clean keyboard
>get shot by poisonous squid
>>51632749
Good post
Do they really have no souls?
>>51632776
I don't think I do desu
>>51632792
I'm pretty sure that's just the autism I hear we all suffer from. Gingers are productive members of society, and their women are A1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNkwYcdpPnQ
>>51632810
T-thanks y-you too
>>51632776
you don't know me
you're not gaad
wooooooooaaahhhha
>>51632776
Just found out he's getting married
Good for him
>>51632814
americans really are less than human
>>51632737
nah wasn't bad at all. i don't eat chips and shit like that at my pc and my keyboard is too exxy to cum anywhere near it let alone on it.
>>51632865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajkZAc9KQ0c
this one is worse
Wew there's a Chromecast on my wifi network and I don't know who's it is
Sometimes I wish I wasn't so handsome, tall, and rich
Haha no I don't lol
>>51632838
shamefully I'm thinking of the autotuned song over the video, not good senpai
>>51632832
and no worries g-star, ginger girls are my thanggg
>>51632875
>doesn't eat chips at pc
i have no idea what sort of person you are anymore
Where can I get nachos?
Preferably with that golden sauce that looks disgusting
Listening to my favourite artist? Phil Collins
>tfw tried to defend my sister against her school bully but ended up sucking his dad off in his garage
>>51632932
gas station
unless your """"petrol"""" stations are significantly different
>>51632932
Any sporting event or like... a Taco Bell.
>>51632962
>>51632971
>yanks
>>51632952
>Phil Collins
>>51632909
ngl not even a massive fan of chips 2bh
if i sat down with a bag of them, i'd eat a solid 10 of them then put a rubber band around the bag to have later. it takes me a week or two of solid commitment to eat a bag unless i'm absolutely cunt-eyed drunk
>>51632952
steve winwood >>>
>>51632988
>answer your question
>get bullied
;_;
>>51632961
good gimmick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXhmwMdUKfA
pourin one out for my dead homies
>taco bell
yank restaurants make me want 2 vom
what exactly is dairy queen? An Ice Cream parlour?
We have those too, but not franchises. Usually just a van.
>>51633035
they have ice cream and hamburgers and shit
Reading my favourite book? To Kill a Mockingbird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lCMJ2GiyKA&feature=youtu.be&t=4m27s
mate
willies are vile
>>51633014
twerk fo the dead homies
>>51633017
but dude, 3 tacos for 3 dollars
3. fucking. dollars.
for 3 tacos
that's so cheap
>>51632742
lmao
>>51633057
i dont know what a fucking taco is im not mexican
>>51633054
he cums @ 4:40 btw
Not gonna sleep, gonna go to my 2 hour 9am lecture and do some coursework during it, then I'm gonna come back and sleep, eat dinner, then get fucked up on lots of drugs at a house party
Rate my day please lads
>>51633071
essex/10
>>51632932
Dominos la
I wouldn't say they're worth £3.50 but try them once
>>51633084
You got me
Who is this
>>51633095
bucks
i woke up around midnight haha wahey been posting with yanks all night
>>51633088
reeeepulsive
>>51633105
I enjoy shit food, so I guess it's a plus.
>dude
yanks out
>>51633088
>nachos at dominos
i don't think that's a thing even here
Would you give Martha a go?
>>51633105
I got into bed at 4am and have been posting from my phone since, couldn't sleep
>>51633143
silly boy
what lecture will u be attending
think im going to spend today christmas shopping
>tfw I will never go egg hunting with young Martha Stewart
>>51633135
>ywn her dusty minge
>>51633175
One for my maths module
I managed to get my 13 yo sister to sort all my christmas shopping out desu
Wee willy winky running through the town
eightchan /pol/ is so fucking weird
>>51633135
yeah
skipping my lectures today lads
too sick and i cba
Haha candid shot of my girl
>>51633203
went to bed with his trousers down...?
>>51633084
if it's you extra flag pseudo-trip cunts complaining about thailad youse can fuck right off
>>51632360
damn bruh
>>51633201
nerd
>>51633256
i LOVE thailad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adw772km7PQ
watch out lads this banger sneaks up on you
>>51633283
>>51633256
>standing up for the nonce
>>51633295
>being foreign
>>51633283
Don't bully
still confused if djkhaled is a real person or just a character
Eurgh i'm back bros i wrote a shithouse intro for this essay, 18 hours to go, still retarded af.
I set the intro up pretty hard as well, gonna be a mission to finish this shit before midnight, copious amounts of ritalin and english source copying should help
> wake up
> dark outside
> almost 7am
> heating not on
> cold as shit
> exam in 4 hours
Fuck Scotland.
I just want to sleep desu
>>51633304
define foreign
>>51633348
yank
Uh... Yeah haha*awkward silence* w-What's your fav food?
It's fucking cold.
>>51633348
Not British
>>51633356
but i was born in cambridgeshire
>>51633386
you live in yankistan
you are a yank
Remember when people thought /his/ would end up /pol/-lite? Seems pretty far from the reality, desu
>>51633403
Seems a bit shit desu
>>51633399
he lives in britain
he is british
>>51633343
exam in what ?
>>51633434
thats a paki
I'm Muslim and proud!
>>51633457
he's still english
armpit hair is getting out of control lads haha
pondering if i should trim it or not
getting tired of maintaining all of this body hair t-b-h
>>51633434
Why wouldn't an MI5 agent be british?
>>51633482
nah
pakis cant be english
>>51633502
British maybe, no cunt that dresses like that grew up here though
>>51633447
fuccboi 101
>>51633517
>here
in spain?
>>51633502
yes they can if they're born there and raised there then they are
they are certainly british atleast as british is an all-encompassing term
Saw this on normiebook lads
>>51633502
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51633550
fuck off paki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggiyRLrH4AA
song
I don't think you heard me, I am Muslim and proud!
>>51633544
toosh, good sir. I forget where I am in these threads, sorta the point in posting here i guess
>>51633552
>the Janitor
>>51633550
t. Rasheed Ahmed
>>51633447
Financial services.
>>51633563
MY PUBIC HAIR IS CAUGHT UNDER MY FORESKIN AGAIN! FUCK MY LIFE
>>51633557
im an israeli jew about as far from a "paki" as you can get
Got work tomorrow
>>51633615
>having foreskin
LOL!!!
>>51633628
FOY
