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anime
topping myself edition
>>51626869
>Multiplayer mod
YEs, Enjoy Traffic Jam and autistic fucks getting angry over everything, recording the slightest driving error you do and reporting you with video evidence: The Game
Posting in new mod because
>>51626939
unironically prefer your editions over vile anime nonce editions.
>>51626939
caralad best poster
>>51626986
kys pedo http://strawpoll.me/4353765
Does no one realise the irony of not letting prisoners vote because a political party could pander to them, but letting immigrants vote?
maisie
about to be a neet for 3 years str8 tbqh lads
Her: Sorry if my joke was mean. I thought I was being funny :p
Me: Behind this rough exterior I have feelings you know. I weep too ;-)
Her: Lolololol :cryingsmiley:
Her: Actually :devilsmiley:
That's how it's done lads
>>51627030
Gwan. Gwan.
>>51627006
>>51627012
thanks lids
>>51626939
was going to play Sim Earth but Wolf simulator is looking pretty sweet, might try it out
no "real" end but the main goal is to mate, possibly forming your own pack as well if you're lucky
Yanks in
about to start a game lads
>>51627025
i see what you're getting at but if they're serving more than a 3 years imprisonment term, for the most part, they're not seeing the benefits of who they're voting for
Why are we such massive fucking leftist faggots?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34999781
>>51627053
might as well play real lives
Did people really think that the Nazis were anti Christian?
This is a WW2 anti nazi poster.
>>51626953
Individuals can rebel though, hence the existence of backbenchers who do whatever they want like Corbyn, Dennis Skinner, David Davis, Jacob Rees-Mogg etc.
F R I D A Y N I G H T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VcQP1HXN_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VcQP1HXN_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VcQP1HXN_w
>>51627066
my mate's gotten himself a yank gf she's quite qt
unironically called her yank when i met her and she said "oh"
and when we all went out together to have an indian meal and the guy came with the food without thinking she started imitating an indian accent when he served us. we all stared in shock but it was hilarious 2bh
>>51627072
But a political party might offer cushier prisons.
Prisoners are banned from voting for the very fear that a political party could use prisoners as a swing vote. But pandering to Muslims is considered democracy.
>>51627114
yeah hence why i said "for the most part"
if the muslims are citizens then it's fair game to pander to them. i mean it's dooming but it's still fair game.
>>51627107
great story
>>51627025
What's wrong with letting foreign nations and people dictate how your government and life is run?
The maximum extent of conflict lefties are willing to engage in personally is inane whining on social media or whining in public
None of these passive shits want to actually be responsible for something so when they see other people being independent, valuing self-determination/responsibility or just protecting their own nation's sovereignty and borders they get angry at them for it
>>51627107
yank birds have such a positive attitude. there was one on come dine with me earlier who was just adorable
I can't believe how many times she called my phone
3dpd?
Just realised I'm ugly as fuck
>>51627180
looks soft and squishy can i play with it pls
>>51627183
i've been called a 7/10 and 8/10 before so i reckon i'm okay
not gonna post pic here since everywhere but /soc/ on 4chan likes to be mean with appearances
>>51627183
OF COURSE YOU ARE YOUR BRITISH
ANIME OUT
>>51627234
>your british
his british what?
>>51627234
SHIT I MEANT YOU'RE
REEEEEEEEE
Close to caving lads
>tfw you're thinking about a cute girl but then you realise she has a vagina which smells and oozes discharge and blood and her panties are caked in that disgusting discharge and you lose your boner
>tfw no real conservative party
>am told I'm "like an 8.5"
>no girlfriend
>only been with a few girls
hmmmmmmm
I think it's either a) my circumstances or b) shitty teeth
here you go /brit/ I picked this up for you :3
my webcam isn't working so i'm unable to talk to qts on omegle to boost my self confidence
not a nice feeling
>>51627321
feel w/ me bruv
>>51627249
>tfw not alive during ww2 making propaganda posters
>>51627316
>tfw you're thinking about a cute girl but then you realise how disgustingly ugly both your personality and appearance is and you lose your will to live
Just need a girl to do gutter shit with lads
>>51627321
>tfw New Labour used to call their opponents bigots and racists
>tfw New Tories now call them Terrorist Sympathisers and Threats to National Security
why did british politics become so fucking immoral and uncouth
>>51627224
what? who cares? why would you just interject with a comment like that you vain fucking stooge
kpop
>>51627397
>gutter shit with lads
>>51627379
who is this 7/10 bloke
>>51627322
girls have told me i'm a 9/10 but i've never had a gf and i'm a virgin
What are your hobbies lads?
>>51627316
>tfw you're thinking about a cute girl but then you realise she has a bumhole which smells of shit and ejects big stinky logs of poo on literally a daily basis
>>51627398
their decisions are just reactive to the other party rather than what they deem just
it's just as contrived here too tbqh
>>51627322
>b) shitty teeth
fuck off pom
>>51627322
>been with a few girls
fuck off super normie
>>51627449
get rektf fuckin faggot thats what u get for fuckin being .5 more than me fukken nerd hot shot POS i'll fukken roughu up u ever chat that shit near me
>>51627469
murdering the innocent
>>51627531
THE ISRAELI PORN POSTER :D
>>51627531
gb2>>>/sp/
>>51627509
I'm probably a few years older than most of /brit/ so it's hardly comparative
>>51627527
to be fair, that was back when i used to exercise and cut my hair, i'm probably less than a 5 by now
>death is inevitable
good feel
>>51627581
had a bad thought today about death
>>51627469
motorbikes and literature la
trying to get into politics but it's p fucking hard, every book and article is usually bone dry boring
>>51627479
do girls really poo? i thought it was a myth
business idea: start unironically saying "le"
what are your thoughts on le idea, lads
>>51627581
hoping i can upload my consciousness to a computer and spend eternity watching the vast collection of porn that humanity has produced
>>51627613
You posted this image just a few hours ago didn't you
business idea: deport people who use "le"
>>51627623
that gimmick is so stale that even the irony train has been and gone
>>51627623
fuck off reddit
HA HA LOVE THESE """"""""MODERN"""""""" BOILERS LADS
It's so great not having a pilot light ignite button and instead relying on the shitty automatic system to do it for you and have it fail to light it repeatedly so you freeze HAHA EPIC BANTS BOILER DESIGNERS
feel like having a mega cry lads. can't do this essay and it's gotta be in by 12 noon tomorrow. counts for 60% of my overall module grade. I am fucked
me on the right
>he's here
>>51627661
hence why it'll be post-ironic
>>51627662
epic nice you really blew me le fuck out
business idea: get a gf and make money by streaming yourselves having sex on chaturbate
>>51627669
I'll do it lad email me
The thrill of the hunt
>>51627695
business idea: do the same but with a bf
>all these qts on tinder
>not a single one is matching with me
but...why
>>51627669
good, hope you fail and end up with nothing but student debt
>>51627675
mate I fucking love this artist give me more of his dominating material please (but keep it PG of course)
janny here AMA
>>51627699
My friend down at the pharmacist, y'know, Bob Sacramento? He said he saw Pynchon talking to two guys in black suits and the next day the freaking towers collapsed, baby! Whattaya think of that!
Just kidding, but Pynchon actually wrote for Seinfeld a few times
>>51627750
what's the status report on your nut?
>>51627750
do you think /brit/ is the best general on /int/?
>>51627750
around how much monthly do you earn in wages by working on 4chan?
i've heard some things...really shocking things.
>>51627735
most of what i have of him is nsfw content with penises
>>51627724
>2 (TWO) qts match with me
>unmatch with me because i start to get weird
>>51627753
not a bad post if i say so myself
when did i post it
i always hate to see you cry
Rina
how important is clitoral stimulation during sex? can girls get by without it?
My neckbeard is really bugging me
but if I shave it I have a baby face
can't decide which is worse
Might get back into origami desu
>>51627827
>can girls get by without it
lol
IM LOST IN THIS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD
>>51627847
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
>>51627827
yea if you have a big willy and hit their g-spot
>>51627827
what? just put your penis inside their vagina its not hard mate
>>51627827
Yeah, if it was important than our dicks would be shaped like one of those rabbit vibrator things.
Your dick has already evolved into a shape that's designed for maximum pleasure of a woman.
>>51627827
who cares what they think lol
t. super chad
>>51627881
found the virgin
>>51627801
when you were 17
>>51627772
currently off it
>>51627779
behind /balt/ in terms of quality to be honest
>>51627780
money is for anti intellectuals. I am paid with the privilege to read quality discussions related to international culture
i don't reply to most posts on /brit/ but i read every single one here.
i hope you guys who don't get (You)s realise this. your good posts aren't being unread or unacknowledged.
>>51627894
im not a virgin, senpai
if hes talking about fingering her while having sex i tried that once and the girl was like "nah stop that"
>>51627909
no I don't think he meant that, how does that even work? You mean just rubbing it?
@51627906
good post
>>51627924
>You mean just rubbing it?
yeah
the guy was dead the whole time and just in the other lads head
>>51627885
>if it was important
But it's not. Women don't need sexual pleasure, men do otherwise no cum
>tfw made a hot new meme
>tfw haven't had a chance to use it yet
pic related
>>51627948
If women didn't enjoy sex then they wouldn't want to do it. So they evolved to get pleasure from sex.
just committed le sin
>>51627967
just deflowered your meme >>51628007
having an iced orange juice
>>51628015
good post
>>51628029
me on the right
>>51628053
post ur juicy bits
>>51628029
me on the left
Drake
listening to tame impala lads
>>51628103
very good lad
honestly would watch interracial porn if it involved Nigella and Ainsley
>just drove down to Home Depot and bought an angle grinder an hour ago
>Home Depot and Lowes ads start playing on Spotify and Youtube
>>51628087
benders out
>tfw no ladm8s to drink beer with
>>51628029
THIS SAYS WITH PULP
>>51628134
*le cries*
>>51628132
mm i'll grind all your angles for free babe
t swift
is there a bigger faggot on the internet currently?
*pours up a four*
>>51628179
*poors up a foor*
*pores up a fore*
fuck you english
>>51628136
>what the fuck was that for?
>I'll make a list
>>51628141
>>51628103
honestly don't understand the appeal with this guy to be honest. i tried listening to "radio hotline" or whatever that song is called and it was really boring. all he did was dance like he has down syndrome. and all the "big booty bitches" really bothered me.
>>51628197
literal rasheed
listening to vaporwave lads
yanks? nah not a fan
>>51628176
le chess player face xD
>>51628248
you missed the irony train for that one lad
>>51628029
My favourite thing about America is that cheese doesn't exist.
>>51628253
even me (i'm pretty cute)???
>>51628248
Listening to PC music hahaha what am I like
51628272? nah not for me
>>51628248
you vape bro ?
>>51628253
i like you though
>>51628264
why would you buy the canister on the right?
Remove crumpet
Civilization II is the best game in the series, as are its offshoots like Colonization and Alpha Centauri
>>51628291
nah lol
https://youtu.be/lI9BFy1AEqU
>>51628310
your not about good vibes and healthy living ?
>>51628287
oh...
okay *writes this sad song about u*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3asvFSESRVw
feeling pretty chill and positive
some of you fucking fags are right negative nancys
>>51628322
apologise
>>51628322
rude
Any of you lads into metal fab/welding?
paki
>>51628376
nasty
>>51628375
do i look like a fucking nerd to you?
Does anybody else obsess over people here? I instantly fall in love with girls, whether they're just a passer by on the street or a celebrity and I'll think about them non stop for days, maybe weeks. Constantly day dreaming about being with them and it feels really, really bad senpai.
>>51628408
>drake fan
yea lol
i can't get no satisfaction lads
>>51628416
yeah haha i had a dream about my mates sister who is a qt paying attention to me the other night and ive been day dreaming about her since
>>51628425
waggle ur willy lad
>>51628416
i did that when i was 16
Mind if I run a gimmick by you lads? OK here we go:
Janny got a fanny
me too
>>51628416
my cousin gave me a cuddle on my birthday and i've been wanking over it all week
>>51628029
You can always tell when something is posted by a yank because of just how retarded it is.
>>51628446
that's shite
unless other people think it's good then it's mine
>>51628464
or you could look at the flag wahey
>>51628132
By now your name and particulars have been fed into every laptop, desktop, mainframe and supermarket scanner that collectively make up the global information conspiracy, otherwise known as "The Beast."
throw your hands up in the sky lads
Topping myself
>>51628302
Why would you buy anything labelled as cheese while in yankland?
>>51628530
because it's got 25% extra at no extra cost
HANS (having a nice shit) L (lads)
>>51628303
Crumpets are nice, you wankshaft.
whats 'guns, germs, and steel' lads?
>>51628523
proud of you lad, keep reaching those goals and you'll be a better man in no time
>>51628574
the contents of your mummys fanny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
loving looking through all these old DOS games
>tfw Jew simulator
>>51628523
Same senpai, maybe not tonight but definitely within the next decade
See you in hell at some point within the next 10 years m8
She gon' do the coke until she can't see the lines
>>51628592
good post
>>51628574
secret ingredients to successful colonisation and imperialism
this would mean australia's history i guess.
>>51628459
good lad
wahey lads on tour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjMVs53rCOg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8BaQrFZOYQ
>>51627469
i post on chinese cartoon forums
>>51628629
#banterbus
drinking coconut water for the first time, bit strange but i'm sure i'll get used to it
>>51628607
me tomorrow night
Oblivion really is the GOAT 2010s sci fi if I'm to put it to you straight
mates snapchatting me videos of the inbetweeners 2bh should probably give it a watch
>>51627469
running
writing
drinking
sinning
posting
>>51628629
#germanslaghereiCUM
>>51628629
#tbt
Normandy beach with the lads in '45
#ladsontour
>>51628697
fuck off pleb
>>51628697
>if I'm to put it to you straight
trademarking this gimmick
playing the sims
>>51628625
>tfw she's planning on getting breast reduction surgery
>>51628459
>Wanking to your cousin
Fuck off back to yankistan.
>>51628712
>muh interstellar
kill yourself
>>51628698
It is actually good senpai
>tfw Will is literally me, except I've never even come remotely close to having sex
>>51628698
thought it was funny when i was a teenager, now i look back and realise that it's normie-tier wank
>>51628621
>The eternal Quarter-finalists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb32Ego033o
wonder what the revenue of pornhub is?
>>51628621
There is literally nothing you can say to us.
>>51628754
>pornhub has those things asking you nicely to turn off your ad blocker
>turn it off
>immediately flooded with popups
nah no thanks
>>51628698
literally god tier
theres never been a show with more realistic dialogue
>tfw purposefully avoid normie media
Films like fast and furious, hunger games, CoD, FIFA, etc are shit solely because the entire target audience is normies
>>51628727
idk why women do this, and "back pain" ios a shitty answer which just shows that they are lazy twats.
women lived perfectly well with big tits in the past because they actually exercised and lived active lives so their back muscles could get stronger.
>>51628818
alri UNILad
i admire porn as probably the last entertainment medium that hasn't yet let political correctness taint it 2bh
>>51628807
my mother and sister were talking about how the hunger games actress doesn't have a "perfect walk"
the things these normies talk about smfh
>>51628807
m8 anything that tries to appeal to the widest amount of people possible will inevitably be shallow and dull.
though you're right there's no point wasting your time with it.
>>51628819
>unironically preferring behemoth melon tits over qt perky small tits
Only plebs like big tits senpai
>>51628828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqdeT-DchLA
>i admire porn as probably the last entertainment medium that hasn't yet let political correctness taint it 2bh
starting a new job jan 4th lads, pays quite a bit better than the current one and is at a much nicer company
gives me a chance to quit my current job, take the last week and a half or so of december off and have a comfy vacation at the end of the year too. many wanks and poos will be had
>>51628911
congrats lad :D
posted a fedora lads, reckon i've done bruces head in
>>51628828
Are you kidding me? Interracial is always a financial loss and lowers a womans overall marketability but pushed for the agenda.
>>51628911
Well done
no ones home so im playing music rather loudly
>>51628875
not a queer desu
I love tits to an unhealthy degree and bigger is always better
>>51628818
DIRTY RON
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>>51628948
what are you playing (better be ovo)
>>51628828
It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.
you are all pawns in my game...
>>51628965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmXIIL2tmR8
Bought Christmas presents for my parents
They probably won't like to (bh)
I found all their old records and cleaned the leather satchel, grinded the rust off
Bought a record player to play them on since they got rid of theirs in the 80's
And a few Cuban cigars for them
Do you think they'll like it? I plan to play on their nostalgia
>>51628945
>>51628927
ty lads, ty
>>51628935
solid jan cube
>>51628911
>vacation
Fuck off yank.
>>51628976
you've disappointed me
>>51628969
>i've blocked every single # in my phone
why not just turn it off you dozy bint
>>51628901
thats pretty deep
though im not sure about interracial stuff, that seems a little too PC
I received a bracelet today from Alibaba. They had a tag on them but otherwise were not wrapped and the small plastic box they came in wasn't taped shut or anything. Apparently they are from the Vatican—can bracelets come "pre-blessed"? If I'm not sure, should I ask my priest to bless the beads anyway?
Does anyone else have a hard time watching this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHc9kSUlDH0
>live in some shithole provincial town
>be intelligent yet socially inept
>destined to be upwardly mobile
>parents raised you well
>be made prefect at school
>family very proud of you
>you're an autistic sperg so no one takes you seriously
>you have no authority over your disgusting northern normie peers
>bullied and ridiculed every day
>will probably drop out with severe mental problems rather than going up to Oxbridge like you deserve
>>51628901
The UK banned a load of tame kinks a little while ago. I'll find a list.
1. Spanking.
2. Caning
3. Aggressive Whipping
4. Penetration By Any Object Associated With Violence, Such As Toy Guns
5. Urination.
6. Role-Playing As Non Adults.
7. Physical Restraint.
8. Humiliation
9. Female Ejaculation
10. Strangulations
11. Face Sitting
12. Fisting
13. Physical Or Verbal Abuse, Whether Consensual Or Not
It's illegal to make porn in the UK which feature any of these. Because the Queen said so.
want to go to bed but housemate just came back with a few people and i'm listening intently because i can't decide if i know who they are or not
>>51629096
in reality none of that matters though
>>51629096
Fair enough tbf
Degenerate categories
>>51629096
>9. Female Ejaculation
>5. Urination.
literally the same thing
>>51629025
I think Stoya actually has brain problems 2bh.
>>51629137
she's literally been fucked silly
>>51629092
>i was a smart ass like that when i was that age
>>51629096
I find it difficult to believe that the queen made this list.
>>51629092
fuck off child
here comes the nonce with his unfiltered opinions hot off the press
>>51629096
>6. Role-Playing As Non Adults.
FURRIES BTFO
>>51628984
>tfw getting my parents a candle and some WD40
fuck you billionaire
>>51628984
>Do you think they'll like it? I plan to play on their nostalgia
Why wouldn't they like them?
Btw, '80s* :^)
>>51629092
Reminds me of a bunch of enlisted boys laughing at an officer with a stick up his ass.
got a small willy tbqh
Reminder that Avatar is literally Albion: The Movie
think i might be haunted by the ghost of a depressed lad i bullied at college
>>51628984
Feels like they're presents for your dad, chuck in some flowers and chocolates senpai
>>51629092
i like to think that this was the early days of the r9k audiobook guy
>>51629223
Did he died?
>>51629096
the UK is so quaint
how do you even get off?
I'd post hardcore webm links again but [spoiler]they[/spoiler] keep banning me for it
when thainonce comes online that's my reminder to go to bed because it's late
see you tomorrow normies
>>51629225
Most of the records are my mums m8
Like 200 of them, some interesting ones like Dark side of the moon and original rolling stones, beatles, etc though
>>51629217
A reminder that Albion is the old name or Britain.
>>51629092
>intelligent
>wants a job "like videogames, or animation in general"
Sounds pretty fucking stupid and naive to me.
>>51629255
all the list means is that you cant produce that stuff here
we still get all the weird porn streamed
>>51629092
fuck off abnormie
>>51629257
Ah fair one then m8, very thoughtful of you BTW, good lad.
>>51629092
should have probably just reasoned with them 2bh if you're a monitor/prefect it doesn't mean that you have to be a cunt
>16 years old
>extremely quiet, didn't speak to many people
>some qt girl starts being nice to me one day, hugging me and saying I'm lovely and nice and all that shit
>immediately become infatuated with her because a girls treated me that way before
>this goes on for like 4 months
>one day she comes in and starts talking about how she fucked some lad at a party the night before
>her friend chimes in "but what about your Anon, I thought he was your boyfriend?"
>her and her friends start laughing
Where was you when you discovered normies are evil people who only want to make fun of you?
>>51629179
kek, I do my shopping on christmas eve at a petrol station too
>>51629290
i was the one taking the piss out of losers all the time desu
>>51629266
funny because the game is about Britain
if Britain was a gross alien world inhabited by slime trees and disgusting yet sexy aliens
doing a mentally ill
>>51629290
i bet you make fun of them too m8
Doing a can't sleep so I'm gonna shitpost on my phone for a while
>>51629333
it literally is though
>>51629348
You are a yank, of course you are.
>>51628984
>>51629179
>>51629325
I got my entire family scratch-cards for Christmas last year
No one won
whats up dudes? im having an awesome night. whats good, bros?
doing a mental illness ©
getting tired of living till i die
>>51629290
similar scenario, but i fell out with my 16 yr old oneitis for different reasons
...as in, she was becoming progressively more of a sjw. meanwhile i discovered /pol/
lost track of the hours i spent talking to her on facebook though. never got intimate with her or anything because i was an awkward spacker but it was amazing how i'd gone from the weird kid in yr 7 to actually being very close to one of the hotter and more popular birds in school in yr 11
>>51629402
>>51629401
neither of these posts are me
>>51629387
good point
>>51629388
It's because you didn't have the high ground.
reminder when you die, you will be reanimated in a couple of hundred years by an alien race :)
>>51629415
i fucking copyrighted ur own meme u noob lmao get the fuk out kid
>>51629396
gonna head to the store for some snacks, you want anything dude?
>>51629359
Never made fun of somebody in my life who didn't deserve it lad
>>51629330
You're a bad person
i always get horny after taking a crap
dae?
i thought i would be more than this
>>51629396
>Dude
fuck off pom
>>51629439
nice moral highground there kid
>>51629427
why would they do that, how many billions of people...
>>51629433
does it look like i care you insect
>>51629439
all smelly abnormie runts deserve it desu if we wasnt there to whip you into shape youd go into the real world expecting everyone to sugar coat life for you and ignore your many failings as a human being
>>51629388
Seriously?
I work part time in a petrol station and the amount people spend on scratch cards and the lottery is insane
idiots tbf
just did a poo in the loo
>>51629459
oh just fuck off
>>51628697
truly the thinking man's Independence Day
>>51629467
guess you wont care when i make millions off of royalties too then?
>>51628697
all it had going for it was its atmosphere and aesthetic imo
>>51628697
i remember i put that on randomly once and i ended up really enjoying it desu
>>51629512
come on the tweest was pretty great and genuinely unexpected
that said I don't watch a lot of sci fi
>>51629501
i could fucking drown you in money you worm
>>51629501
it was my meme tbf not his. and i am part of a charitable organization that states i will willingly give all of my memes up by the end of my lfe.
so have it. just know it could've went to someone more in need than a person from a country that specializes in memes and banter
>>51629527
literally ripped off a movie called "moon" that was made a few years before
>>51629469
I was doing just fine until people like you starting taking the piss out of me, now not only am I an abnormal freak but I also can't go out into the public without feeling like people are laughing, looking and talking about me. Thanks m8
>>51628697
I liked the game more
the movie completely ignored everything
>>51629547
clearly u werent bullied hard enough -_-...
thinking im gonna do a weed and watch a ken burns documentary
unless you lads got a different documentary to watch?
>>51629560
So many reaction images
>>51629547
tbf you were abnormal before all that hence why you got bullied
my verdict? you're an evolutionary fullstop, mate.
at a stalemate with this girl lads. want to make a move but don't have an angle (we're separated geographically desu).
at a stalemate with maisie lads. want to make a move but don't have an angle (we're separated geographically desu).
>>51629547
>I was doing just fine
i see shutting yourself in has made you delusional
that aussie wasteman won't be posting here anymore (he's drowned in 100 dollar bills)
at a stalemate with this chess game lads. want to make a move but don't have an angle (we're separated by pawns).
do you remember when you first saw a pussy on a girl that wasn't related to you?
i remember when i first messed around with a girl and i ripped off bikini bottoms. that shaved pussy just sitting there. tried to have sex but i was such a loser that i couldn't get hard
me hard thinking about it
at a stalemate with lisicki lads. he wants to walk towards me but doesn't have an angle (we're separated geographically desu).
at a stalemate with the wife's son lads. want to make a move but don't have an angle (we're separated biologically desu).
at a stalemate with lisicki lads. want to make a move but dont have an angle (he's walking towards me)
what's up guys
welcome to the excellent adventures of gootecks and mike ross
>>51629649
>that wasn't related to you
no
>>51629649
bro are you hitting on me? bro im going to fuck you up so hard man you're going to be screaming in pain you little bitch yeah bro say my fucking name as i pummel your ass bro
at a stalemate with pompey lads. want to make a move but don't have an angle (i'd have to cross the rubicon desu).
Quietly sobbing myself to sleep for the third night in a row
haha proper loving life lads
at a stalemate with this twink lads. he wants to fuck me but doesn't have an angle (we're separated by clothing tbqh).
>>51629674
>we're separated biologically desu
you should fuck (only if he's an adult lmfao you nonce)
at a stalemate with this meme lads. want to make a derivative but don't have an angle (we're separated conceptually desu).
at a stalemate with an open job lads. want to apply but didn't go to york (we're separated on impressiveness)
>>51629632
Maisie who
>browsing /brit/ at 4 am
Where did it go so wrong
just going to j-list lads you chaps wants anything?
uni results come out in 4 days lads
>>51629746
horseface
>>51629752
take a look in the mirror and fix ur fukken life kiddo
>>51629600
>>51629644
>>51629657
>>51629674
>>51629675
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>>51629733
xDDDDD funny MEME!!!!!!!!!!! haha this is why I love you madmen
>>51629752
When I decided that sleeping was for losers
boards.4chan.org/int/thread/51629763
boards.4chan.org/int/thread/51629763
boards.4chan.org/int/thread/51629763
boards.4chan.org/int/thread/51629763
>>51629775
>drake
>early
>yank
>meme link
i wont tell you what i did to that thread but it rhymes with deported
at a stalemate with canada lads. want to make a move but don't have an angle (we're separated by how important we think the current year is desu).
>>51629092
nobody fucking cares you literal child
>>51629775
bit odd that didn't link right ha
>>51629763
>>51629763
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>>51629763
gay guy is hitting on me right now lol
XD
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