>only one try at life
>born in France
>be French
>get shot
>tfw dad had choice between USA and France for job offer
>he chose USA and used me as anchor baby
Feeling good desu
>>51609351
>be Brit
>be mean
>>51609180
>>51609785
France is the best tbqh
>>51609486
>born in the USA
that's even worse 2bh
that springsteen song was meant ironically btw
>born in Finland
At least it was Western Finland.
>only live once
>born not white
>>51609180
If you want, we can always deport you in some african shithole, ungrateful little shit.
If you are a French then I see no reason for you to hate France. Beautiful people, unique culture and tourists destination. So be grateful, Pierre.
>Born in France and lost at the genetic lottery
Imagine how I feel everyday
>>51609180
>born in turkey
I'm actually happy in here
I would kill to be native french! That language and pronunciation is just exquisite!
>born
I didn't want this
>>51609996
Swedish Finn? :3
>Im my only shot at life i was born in Africa under a manlet form
Itd like a cruel joke
>only one chance at life
>aborted
you guys have it easy 2bh
t. dead foetus
>one chance at life
>born in Wales
well, at least I'm not Scottish
>>51610386
This sadly
>tfw born in a shithole
At least I'm not gay.
>only one try at life
>born a woman
>born literally where
>>51609982
I like how somehow you contorted his post to squeeze that factoid that every American knows into it
>>51610276
Probably genetically, not linguistically however.
>One try at life
>Born just average
>only one shot
>born 250km south of a great life
Did god not take into consideration wind and coriolis effect? stupid nigger
>>51610502
Life on easy mode unless exceptionally unattractive
>>51610502
just be trophy wife lass
Why don't you like France OP?
>J'aime les baguettes
>>51610802
And you better stay where you are, Pedro.
>>51610852
how can it be easy mode? I rather be a dog than a woman. They are literally the niggers of the genres.
>>51610996
Wew
Could you elaborate that?
>>51610502
>only one try at life
>have to play it in easy mode
I don't know that feel actually.
>>51610996
>get educated
>find a man in uni/after
>get married
>shop, talk to gfs and pursue hobbies for the rest of your life while he pays for it
>>51609982
Americans specialize in turning songs that were originally meant to ridicule us around into straightforward patriotic songs.
Yankee Doodle? Check.
Yankee Doodle Dandy? Check.
This Land is Your Land? Check.
Born in the USA? Check.
The theme song to Team America: World Police? Check.
If we understand the song, we'll spin it right around and sing it back at you until you get annoyed by it.
>only one try at life
>lose hair in my teens
It was blonde, too.
>>51611404
Alpecin mit Koffein. Doping für die Haare. Nur für die Haare.
>>51611404
HAHAHAHAHAH. LOOK AT THAT
BALD
LOSER
>>51609486
Rude
>>51611488
>>51610996
Now thats internalized misogyny
>>51611404
Grow a beard and pretend your hair migrated south.
>>51611032
Not the person from the post but life does suck a lot for women in mexico or Latin america as a whole.
Basically misoginy is considered "local culture" or gentlemanry. Girls are expected to be mothers or sluts. There is o other role for them in society.
Sexual harassment is constant, sexism is widespread and gender related violence omnipresent.
There are more rapes in my city than in Sweden, if you know what I mean.
They even had to invent a name for hate crime against women here: feminicidios.
Some crazy assholes go around.murdering and raping bunches of women, and here, if you are connected to organized crime or politics (which usually amount to the same) or not too stupid you can basically get away with it.
Police refuses to acknowledge the phenomenon an will not accept charges pressed by family.
Journalists investigating it get bullied or murdered as they make the local.gvt look bad.
Seriously, it really sucks.
I don't think that the opportunity to be a trophy wife to a cheating old bastard to insure.my future is exactly compensating.
